What food do you feel is so good that you are surprised its legal?

[Anonymous No.18207327]

I honestly can't believe cream cheese is legal. Like most good drugs, if its really good, they don't want you to have it, or don't feel like you are responsible enough to have it.

When I eat cream cheese, I feel like "Wow, I can't believe I don't have to go on the black market and pay like $20 an ounce for this shit"

Pic fucking related

Just had me a few spoon full right out the container, and I could eat the whole fucking thing. It adds to any dish you put it on. Toast, mac and cheese, tomato soup, tortilla wraps, corn queso dip, toasted Italian pretzel bun subs, pizza, ANYTHING.

Surprised since its so fatty the FDA doesn't say "Clearly people will develop health issues from cream cheese intake we need to take it off the market" *Has their own cream cheese factory*

Fuck the police, fuck the lawmakers, fuck those who don't want us to shoot heroin and eat a spoonful of cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.18207340]

>cigarettes are legal

[Anonymous No.18208187]

>>18207340
This, this thread is useless. Be better op