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[Anonymous No.18207170]

Whats the point of beer? Can I get tipsy or a strong buzz on it. How many do I need.

[Anonymous No.18207181]

>>18207170
Point is being buzzed for a loong time. If you haven't drunk any alcohol so probably not many. But better to have too much than too few. I don't know how big guy you are (for me).

[Anonymous No.18207185]

>>18207181
im 5'10 200lb

[Anonymous No.18207193]

blue moon or 40 ouncers

[Anonymous No.18208481]

>>18207185

Fucking Manlet

[Anonymous No.18208501]

>>18207170
you can't really sip on it and catch a good buzz, you need to be able to drink it kinda fast and probably several of them back to back. some people can't and so they claim getting drunk off beer is impossible lol

[Anonymous No.18208630]

>>18207170
Depends on how much you weigh, how much alcohol you regularly drink, how strong the beer is and how fast you drink them.

>im 5'10 200lb
If you've never drank before you would probably get an okayish buzz off of a six-pack if you drank them all within the hour.

[Anonymous No.18208685]

It is impossible to get drunk off of beer. You can drink twenty and drive home.

[Anonymous No.18208689]

>>18207170
Never need more than 2. You're fat otherwise. 3 is a splurge

[Anonymous No.18208703]

>>18207170
To drink it.
Yes, if you drink enough.
About 10 if you're a Belgianchad, 15-20 if you're a macrofag
IPA lovers need not apply

[Anonymous No.18208711]

Depends on your level of pussification. A standard man needs at least 10 bottles of that swill to get where he needs to be. Only 8 if you have sad music playing,

[Anonymous No.18208731]

>>18208703
>>18208711
Why are you drinking a thousand calories worth of beer to get drunk instead of drinking hard liquor and sipping beer with it?

[Anonymous No.18208765]

>>18208731
To avoid organ damage.

[Anonymous No.18208809]

>>18208765
Buddy.

[Anonymous No.18208849]

>>18207170
I like the flavor, also makes me sleepy. I drink coffee for similar reasons, like the flavour and it helps me shit.

[Anonymous No.18208878]

1 bottle of wine is perfect for me
Liquor always makes me sick (and I've had better whiskey than most of you)
Beer is too many calories
1 bottle of wine leaves me happy and fine. Most cheap merlots will do.
I like trying beers on tap when I'm at a restaurant though

[Anonymous No.18208923]

>>18207170
Its a nice refreshing beverage like any other soft drink

[Anonymous No.18208928]

>>18208923
Soft drinks have way too much sugar to be refreshing like frick man I'm getting fricked on

[Anonymous No.18209575]

>>18207170
What are the best fall beers?

[Anonymous No.18209641]

>>18207170
one of these is like an irish christmas in 1 glass
the whole 4 pack is certain blackout

[Anonymous No.18209648]

>>18209641

>4 burrs
>blackout

NGMI desu senpai

[Anonymous No.18209651]

>>18208928
thats why beer is good, it hydrates more than the alcohol dehydrates and sugar is little

[Anonymous No.18209660]

>>18209648
think about it this way, that beer is the strength of a midlow abv wine but because its beer its more bubbly and as a result it absorbs far quicker than any wine, the bubbles process themselves into your blood before the body can even naturally absorb it

[Anonymous No.18209665]

>>18209575
>What are the best fall beers?
Although Oktoberfest actually mostly takes place during September, American retailers will continue selling Oktoberfest beers through the Fall for consumers who don't know any better (and/or just like Oktoberfest Marzen). Beyond that, wait for your local retailer to start displaying those terrible Pumpkin Spice beers from the usual "craft" hacks.

[Anonymous No.18209666]

so beer is worthless

[Anonymous No.18209702]

>>18209666
if you are an alcoholic degenerate faggot, yes. also of course 4-5% macro swill won't get you drunk fast, but a good belgian tripel/imperial stout will get you drunk unless you are the aforementioned alcoholic degenerate

[Anonymous No.18209736]

>>18208731
Because I live in a shithole where bottom-shelf liquor costs $100/litre

[Anonymous No.18209755]

>>18209665
I like pumpkin spice a lot of things. Pancakes, cookies, lattes, pie, bread, but beer? That sounds horrible

[Anonymous No.18209785]

>>18207170
I have literally drank to the point of withdrawal with Miller 64. That's a 2.8% beer.

[Anonymous No.18209871]

>>18209785
You've got problems man

[Anonymous No.18209969]

>>18207170
What's the general concensus on Blue Moon? I generally dislike how beer tastes, but i rather like Blue Moon. It's pretty much the only one i drink.

[Anonymous No.18209986]

>>18207170
I can drink six in one night without worrying about it ruining my day the following morning. Also tastes good.

[Anonymous No.18209987]

>>18209969
Tastes good and the seasonals are nice, but it's weak sauce and one of those beers you should be getting on tap.

[Anonymous No.18210878]

>>18208923
>like any other soft drink
Beer is not a soft drink you retard, the "soft" means alcohol free

[Anonymous No.18211827]

>>18208481
Projecting insecurity?

[Anonymous No.18211855]

I can't stomach beer enough to get drunk on it. I can drink 3-4 glasses of wine and get buzzed, but beer takes so long to get anything out of.

[Anonymous No.18211955]

>>18211855
gotta be able to get it down to one beer every 20-30 minutes

[Anonymous No.18212079]

>>18209969
It's a pretty average wheat beer, the orange being a very good addition. There are better witbiers, especially draught ones, but those are usually harder to get.