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>>18197991MMM.... GOYSLOP... MUST EAT... MOOO!
>>18197991I hate how much I like this
>>18197991>eat caffeine donuts>productivity doubles>your supervisor gives you that raise you've been asking for>his daughter starts giving you the eyeThanks Hostess.
Shouldn’t a jumbo donette just be a donut
>>18197991Hell yeah, that's MY America
>>18197991In convenient packaging so that you can cut one end, cram it up your ass with that end facing the inside, and then pull out the plastic bag when you need the caffeine to actually reach your bloodstream.
>>18199063No because donette is a brand name.Like a jumbo Mini Cooper is not a Cooper.
>>18198006What's goyslop? Sounds Chinese
>>18198020It's the HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESSLil' Debbie Delivers
>>18198020> working for a "supervisor"What are you, some kind of sucker?
>>18197998That's just a fucking donut at that point
>>18199583Seething little hen doesn't realize that brooding over eggs has been outsourced to humans for nearly 5000 years.
Took a caffeine pill yesterday. A bottle my mom gave me, said she uses it when she's sleepy.I don't know if the production line got something wrong, but it felt like i was on cocaine. I had jittery mouth, my teeth felt weird, was clammy and talkative.
>>18200122Just drink a cup of black coffee you dumb turd.
>>18200058bitch hen couldn't even cover her eggs properly and had to get slapped
>>18197991>Caffeinated donutsJust buy a donut and a coffee from Tim Hortons.
Reminds me of the time a coworker stole two of my caffeine cookies I bake with 300mg each (so about 2 cans of monster ultra). Faggot left early afternoon because he thought he's having a heart attack.
>>18197991Back to work, night shift Walmart wagie
>>18200834Jokes on you, I'm a daytime salaried manager