/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18197869]

How can a grown-ass man not be a master of tacocraft

[Anonymous No.18197870]

>>18197869
im white

[Anonymous No.18197871]

>homemade beef taco recipe
>just a taco kit and and probably premade chopped veggies
Kek

[Anonymous No.18197879]

>>18197871
>muh premade chopped foods le bad even though it's all the same food and doesn't change the quality or taste or anything because uhhh.... it's just bad ok?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.18197883]

I mastered your daughter's taco.

[Anonymous No.18197885]

>>18197879
I never said it was bad. It's just not homemade you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.18197889]

>>18197879
I’m not gonna make my own salsa, but I do make my own guacamole. The store bought shit needs more lime and cilantro

[Anonymous No.18197922]

>>18197885
I'll fuck you retard, mandance-style

[Anonymous No.18197923]

>>18197889
That's enough soul to consider it homemade.

[Anonymous No.18197927]

>>18197879
bagged lettuce is often what has ecoli

[Anonymous No.18197928]

>>18197922
>preheat oven
>pop in your favorite TGIF frozen boneless wings
>CHECK OUT MY HOMEMADE WINGS :DDDDD
you wouldn't do shit because you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.18197937]

>>18197871
>I watched josh's birra vid and now I'm gonna chide you all for not making tacos from scratch

[Anonymous No.18197942]

>>18197928
WRONG on ALL levels

#1. Organic raw wings, marinate for 2 days, put in mesquite smoker

#2. Taco meat is good hamburger properly prepared with a good sauce

[Anonymous No.18197948]

>>18197937
>weird projection about some random faggottuber.
Just because you do that doesn't mean others do.

[Trudy Trent No.18197959]

>>18197869
aribba riba riba, make them six at a time whike on the cookarachas

[Anonymous No.18197961]

>>18197942
Are you another retard? That's not what I'm saying. If English is your second language then I'm sorry for calling you a retard :/

[Anonymous No.18197964]

Home-made mexican food is too hard for too little payoff. 24+ hours to make beans. Hours to make rice. And those are just side dishes.

[Anonymous No.18198013]

I like making basic lazy tacos.
>ground beef
>Old El Paso seasoning
>diced tomato
>diced onion
>sour cream
>"Texmex" shredded cheese
>store brand white tortillas
"B-b-but it's not a real taco!!" - Someone, eventually. Don't care, I like it.

[Anonymous No.18198030]

>>18198013
Based, the irony here is that this is essential tacocraft. No one said that it had to be homemade, except the resident threadfag

[Anonymous No.18198034]

>>18197869
*starts sweating and wonders if I am in fact a master of tacocraft, suddenly whips 9mm handgun out and prepares to engage in spec ops level of sophistication of combat instilled in me by mysterious trauma based cloak and dagger "coin toss schizophrenic loose cannon or a crazy catfish with a heart of gold aka the soldier who can't miss his target even if he tried"* Broadtude by Mossad, CIA, KGB, M16 colab (split personality doesn't know brought to you is a combination of words rather than an ambiguous sound, he doesn't have time to consider such frivolities while hurling chunks of lead at enemies of the quote upon quote abyssal state, with a tongue fluent in ancient Hebrew and ancient Aryan, inside of a cheek, he bruises on purpose and licks, to remind the boy trapped inside the weapon flesh that there's a soul and a crazy catfish with a heart of gold only did what he did because he was poured into a mold, and rhyming was just a by product of red trout, if you catch OUR drift. *goes cross eyed looking at self cheekily* You could call it schizophrenia or you could call it American Dad, but so far it doesn't have any kids and it doesn't have any missed pieces of lead, only pieces of lead which resides within intended matter or intended lack there of. *mic drop* President Biden, gimme the captcha. It's been an honor performing the comedy which only God could chuckle at (if only because he knows where and when the spiral of inability to compound ideas together begins and or ends whilst doing absolutely neither and belonging to a catfish who is crazy with a heart of gold and a soul granted by the most humble lord himself who has the sense of humor of a child and the sense of urgency of a firefighter saving a giggling blind, deaf, and dumb child from an inferno that burnt neither Bruce Springstein nor Rick James, even if it should have. *presses two M&Ms together until one breaks, eating the winner and saving the broken one, the first time love ever triumphed.*

[Anonymous No.18198181]

>>18198030
OP's image is literally homemade-beef-taco-recipe.

[Anonymous No.18198256]

Ted mex is embarrassing

[Anonymous No.18198259]

>>18198013
Get some cilantro on there, too, my man.

[Anonymous No.18198260]

>>18198256
Ted Kaczynski is the good shit.

[Anonymous No.18198281]

>>18198034
i cast spell of gay and it makes whoever writes shit like this become penis lovers