itt: fuck you /ck/

[Anonymous No.18193224]

yall cowards dont even cook

[Anonymous No.18193230]

>>18193224
its like 80% americans talking about fast food
i cook every day and bake sometimes

[Anonymous No.18193240]

>>18193224
what constitutes cooking op?

[Anonymous No.18193256]

>>18193224
looks like a goysloppa shit

[Anonymous No.18193261]

a sandwich hardly counts as cooking bro

[Anonymous No.18193317]

>>18193224
>yall cowards dont even cook
>posts a sandwich
If it doesn't go in the oven or on the stove, your not cooking it. You fixed yourself a sandwich and are probably gonna nuke a frozen dinner later tonight.

[Anonymous No.18193335]

>>18193317
>bagel toasted in last night's bacon fat drippings
>whipped cream cheese with homemade pickled jalapenos
>2 eggs fried in bacon fat topped with 2 strips of left over bacon
>2 sliced thin deli bologna fried in remnants of bacon fat
take the taco bell wrapper out yo teeth nigga

[Anonymous No.18193337]

>>18193224
give the poor man back his sandwich

[Anonymous No.18193353]

>>18193224
no one wants to see your gross half eaten walmart food

[Anonymous No.18193411]

WRONG

[Anonymous No.18193414]

>>18193224
did you rob a homeless guy for that sandwich

[Anonymous No.18193547]

>>18193411
That looks good as fuck

[Anonymouse No.18193637]

>>18193224
Beef and Broccoli

[Anonymous No.18193673]

>>18193335
is everything you eat such a greasy sloppy fried mess?

[Anonymous No.18193716]

>>18193637
Looks comfy. Also based modelo enjoyer, fuck fireball though

[Anonymouse No.18193722]

>>18193716
The Fireball is just a shout out. I don't actually drink it.

[Anonymous No.18193757]

>>18193224
Rude. I went to the farmer's market last weekend and got these turkey berries to try out. They're also called thai pea eggplant.

Cooked them simply as a sort of stir fry with garlic paprika rice. Suprisingly delicious vegetable. Mild bitterness with a nice fresh sort of crunch.

[Anonymous No.18193768]

>>18193224
i made a bunch of food yesterday. too much.
chicken tikka masala, chana dal, vege curry, and rice.

[Anonymous No.18193846]

>>18193722
Fair enough

[` No.18194171]

i made daal with basmati with naan tonight. i feel like im really close to getting naan as close to a tandoor-cooked naan on a cast iron

[Anonymous No.18194183]

>>18193411
Looks great, care to share ingredients?

[Anonymous No.18194284]

>>18193224
>you guys don't cook
>posts a picture of a sandwich
mr pot, mr kettle called he says you're a nigger.

[Anonymous No.18194329]

>>18193411
monte cristo?

>>18193547
can't tell if it's a piece of beef, big ass slice of mushroom or well seared foix gras...

[Anonymous No.18195170]

>>18194329
Some shit called gypsy bacon, only bought it because of the name

[Anonymous No.18195209]

>>18193547
>>18194183
>>18194329
thx and yes a monte cristo.
3 slices of sandwich bread
2 thin coats of not too sweet may on the inside outer slices
Any ham+gouda cheese (2+2)
Compress with a flat thing(use a pot?)
Dip both sides into a shallow pool of beaten egg, 1 egg is planty/ too much for 1 sandwich really.
1 small slice of butter into a preheated pan, just enough to thinnnnly coat it, or omit the butter entirely.
Toss in with a lid on it, remove lid by first sign of cheese melting and fry both sides untill desiredly brownish.
Top off with a sparse amount of (strawberry)jam and lightly dust with powdered sugar.

Wall-e

[Anonymous No.18195276]

I'm a monkey so I eat monkey bread

[Anonymous No.18195309]

>>18195276
s'good

[Anonymous No.18195314]

>>18193224
Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.18195469]

>>18193230
Guaranteed I make better versions of whatever europoor shit you cook up.

[Anonymous No.18195476]

>>18195276
my mother made this christmas morning each year, it rules

[Anonymous No.18195931]

[Anonymous No.18196178]

>>18193224
Neither do you, apparently

[Anonymous No.18196188]

>>18193224
>yall cowards
It's "you'll cowards." That's like half of why it became a meme to begin with, come on now.

[Anonymous No.18196204]

>>18196188
Was thinking the same ting

[Anonymous No.18196221]

>>18193335
then post the jar of the pickles

[Anonymous No.18196239]

>>18193768
Looks delicious. Basmati? Try Jasmine to mix it up sometime. How do you do your vege curry?

[Anonymous No.18196267]

>>18195314
>>18195931
IT'S RAW FAGGOT, PUT IT BACK!

[Anonymous No.18196748]

>>18195469
You dont even have good natural food, forget cooking it.

[Anonymous No.18197186]

>>18196221
conveniently it was last one from last years batch and I needed to free up the jar for more.

[Anonymouse No.18197579]

>>18193224