/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18186311]

What's the best meal for the first date?

[Anonymous No.18186312]

cum

[Anonymous No.18186313]

>>18186311
popcorn

[Anonymous No.18186315]

>>18186311
If you're going out with a woman then it's ribs and baked beans

[Anonymous No.18186318]

I'm 23 years old and I've never kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.18186331]

>>18186311
>having a meal on the first date
Slut.

The best first meal date is sandwiches and coffee at a deli in the nice part of town, though.

[Anonymous No.18186339]

>>18186331
This. Not too fancy but not horribly godless with a nice atomsphere. You can swap deli opinions and have a friendly chat.

[Anonymous No.18186343]

>>18186318
7 more years, you can do it

[Anonymous No.18186344]

>>18186311
Gyros with lots of tzatziki and onions.

[Anonymous No.18186352]

>>18186311
Lots of Oysters so it's obvious where its headed. Puking into each others mouth.

[Anonymous No.18186364]

>>18186318
That's because you are GAY, anon.
Accept it.

[Anonymous No.18186365]

any place that serve that sloppy CHEAP

[Anonymous No.18186369]

Hot mom dude

[Anonymous No.18186404]

>>18186311
Gyoza, sushi, salad

[Anonymous No.18186418]

>>18186311
>>18186404
There’s a study that sushi as first date increases chance of a second date. No I won’t look it up for you faggots.

[Anonymous No.18186424]

>>18186318
I was a late bloomer. Still am. But I am no wizard. Get in shape, be interesting, and make it happen kwab.

[Anonymous No.18186451]

>>18186311
Too many factors to just name one dish honestly. Have to find something you both like, does he/she have allergies, are they racist ( yes that can factor in sadly ), are you planning on being intimate, etc.

[Anonymous No.18186459]

I exclusively date Slavic women and as first date I always make them cook me Pelmeni or Vareniki. They love Anglo chads.

[Anonymous No.18186467]

>>18186311
that image makes me really sad especially paired with the words "first date". delete this thread

[Anonymous No.18186468]

>>18186424
>Get in shape, be interesting

That's alot of work. Why do guys do all the hard work

[Anonymous No.18186472]

>>18186467
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.18186475]

Im 32 and the only sexual contact ive had with a woman was a happy ending massage 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.18186479]

>>18186424
>be interesting
Define interesting without telling me to stop liking the things I like and adopt a fake persona that is socially acceptable. (No sportsball, black music, drugs etc..)

[Anonymous No.18186496]

>>18186312
> Spoken like someone who has never had a single date

And don't try and tell us you're married to the best woman ever, your hand doesn't count as a wife.

[Anonymous No.18186498]

it just seems very hard to create a flourishing relationship from a pretty bad first experience in which theyre about to ingest a shit ton of deep fried carbs and salt without much flavor or redeeming qualities in a loud place pumped full of smells from the kitchen but she seems very content and the person taking the picture is also very much enjoying the situation. there are surely better opportunities to hang out with someone than this...

[Anonymous No.18186500]

>>18186318
That's your fault, no-one elses...

[Anonymous No.18186505]

>>18186500
Women owe me sex
I'm not contributing to this fucked up society until women start giving me sex

[Anonymous No.18186506]

>>18186331
Is that how you met your BF?

[Anonymous No.18186510]

>>18186505
>Women owe me sex
This is 100% correct.

[Anonymous No.18186512]

>>18186472
it just seems very hard to create a flourishing relationship or even a few nights of fun from a pretty bad first experience in which theyre about to ingest a shit ton of deep fried carbs and salt without much flavor or redeeming qualities in a loud place pumped full of smells from the kitchen but she seems very content and the person taking the picture is also very much enjoying the situation. there are surely better opportunities to hang out with someone than this...

[Anonymous No.18186513]

>>18186311
Go to McDonalds and order one burger and fries, then ask her to split the bill.

[Anonymous No.18186522]

>>18186424
>be interesting
in other words: "become an insufferable attention whore and broadcast your worthless life on social media, so one day some used up karen offers you her hackneyed cunt while offering nothing in return and even then she'll always crave chads dick."

[Anonymous No.18186525]

>>18186522
go back

[Anonymous No.18186526]

>>18186311
Why don't you just ask her/him what they like to eat, when going out, instead of being an in-sufferable faggot.
I mean it's only one question.

[Anonymous No.18186527]

>>18186312
FUCKING THIS

[Anonymous No.18186531]

>>18186468
Because rape isn't legal. Yet.

[Anonymous No.18186533]

>>18186475
That says more about you, than us.
Have a great life...

[Anonymous No.18186545]

>>18186505
Yeah OK,
There might be something in your way of thinking there, or lack thereof.

[Anonymous No.18186550]

>>18186531
And that is why you're in prison, Jamal.

[Anonymous No.18186551]

>>18186550
I'm a white guy, ok?

[Anonymous No.18186557]

bitches love farm to table and local food shit. farmer's market, night market, little holes in the wall and ethnic places. ethnic grocery stores, buy a few ingredients and cook together. then, give her the DilzNick

[Anonymous No.18186560]

>>18186550
Rape is the most legal it has ever been.

If you want to shoot up strangers at a school, a church, a neighborhood of people of a different race, etc, if you force a girl to have sex with you before hand (because your inability to get pussy is really the entire point) you have a lot of guarantees now that no matter what your genes will propagate so they can potentially rape people in the future when they also grow up to be as big a loser as you.

[Anonymous No.18186567]

>>18186311
Applebee's
Bitches love Applebee's

[Anonymous No.18186569]

>>18186479
Learn to do something artistic, learn another language, engage with an individual sport like surfing, climbing, dirt biking or whatever. become well read. learn to dance. learn a craft. Start traveling. Literally just find something you like to do other than sit on your ass in front of a pc all day. Posting this from Peru while on a surf trip right now, this could be you.

[Anonymous No.18186586]

>>18186560
If abortion was legal BC, C would never have come to term. If rape is a good enough breeding strategy for God it's good enough for me, and anybody who disagrees is going to hell.

[Anonymous No.18186593]

>>18186586
Is it people that are complete losers or people with really tiny dicks that can only imagine women wanting to have sex with them if they are forced into it by rape, an unwanted pregnancy, or a religious rule of forced monogamy? Is it both?

[Anonymous No.18186597]

>>18186569
All that to stick your wiener in a bloody, festering hole...

[Anonymous No.18186602]

>>18186597
You should prove to everyone how much better you are than them but jerking off alone. Everyone will be jealous about how cool you are

[Anonymous No.18186616]

23 and never been loved
Started a career a while back and have been hitting the gym a lot too
Have traveled nationally many times
Still get rejected like crazy
I think I'm just gonna end my life at some point because women have made it clear my whole life was destined to work hard and accumulate resources to clean up after some bum Chad's leftovers in a loveless marriage
I think I'm reaching a point of being incapable of love because of how I'm missing out on young love and it hasn't improved at all despite my personal self-improvement skyrocketing
I guess there really isn't a gym for your face

Anyway for a first date I think buffets would be the worst option because it can make you guys look like slobs
The periods of leaving your date alone to get food make it awkward and you lose out on date time
You also don't want to trap her there longer because you eat more than her
And girls probably think it's cheap
I like the first date to be at a sit down restaurant that ISN'T fancy so you don't set some expectations that you don't want to continuously upkeep and to keep potential gold digging in check

[Anonymous No.18186624]

>>18186616
Read more Dale Carnegie.

[Anonymous No.18186722]

>>18186624
I'll read nothing and you'll like it

[Anonymous No.18186726]

>>18186311
Is the desired outcome getting laid or having more dates?
The answer depends on that.

[Anonymous No.18186935]

>>18186527
>>18186531
>>18186505
People posting without being aware of board rules, using the same joke over and over, then crying for a ban

[Anonymous No.18187034]

>>18186505
As an actual history PHD and professor. Any society that fails to provide men with sex, has no biological reason to not be torn down.

[Anonymous No.18187057]

>>18187034
Any man who laments not having sex "provided to him" and blames his failures entirely on external forces like society doesn't actually "deserve sex". He's a mental child and a detriment to society at large.

[Anonymous No.18187073]

>>18187034
> history PHD and professor
>>18187057
>some retard

yeah...

[Anonymous No.18187081]

>>18187034
>as a history teacher, let me tell you about biology and sociology
k

[Anonymous No.18187085]

>>18186311
ice cream

[Anonymous No.18187091]

>>18186935
fuck off wannabe jannie nigger

[Anonymous No.18187150]

>>18186311
Breakfast, the morning after I fuck her.

[Anonymous No.18187164]

>>18187057
>>18187073
>>18187081
there's no social contract without available and formulized fulfillment of basic needs.

Sex is a basic human need. Reproduction is the most basic fundamental part of life as we know it.

A biological organism that fails to reproduce is considered a failure. All of your biochemistry is centered around reproduction. All of society is centered around structures held up by the promise of providing opportunities to reproduce.

No society that cucks its men will survive for long. Do you expect women to perform the basic roles of men after tens of thousands of years of recorded evolution to gear brains, behavior, and bodies towards patriarchal societal structures?
If so, you're the retard. And a coping one at that.

[Anonymous No.18187171]

>>18186315
Brisket and Cole slaw are also valid

[Anonymous No.18187479]

I've taken girls out for coffee + biscuits, Mexican food (she had never had it before and enjoyed it), Indian food (she had never had it before and enjoyed it), boba tea (her request) and I got absolutely nowhere other than polite conversation.
So...not those.
Picrel after the Indian food date we went to a flower festival for ice cream. It was a totally solid date, we just weren't into each other.

[Anonymous No.18187557]

>>18186424
By "interesting", people mean don't be that creepy guy who "kinda likes cooking i guess" and just stare at a girl until she notices him. They want a more or less healthy looking guy (as in doesnt look like he has too many issues to keep a conversation. Have you seen depressed people take selfies? You can tell by their lack of any facial exoression whatsoever), he must feel comfortable expressing his hobbies and be vulnerable from time to time saying what he likes and wants.

And you think women dont have to do anything because you never notice ugly women. Like ever. Youre fixated on that hot barista at starbucks and think she has it mega easy but forget the money she spends on hair products and all the healthy relationships she has, and never notice depresssed women who are never noticeable. These threads are all the same in that regard.

[Anonymous No.18187595]

>>18186311
Movie+something to eat in a nice bar after.
For the movie make sure not cheap out on offering to buy her popcorn and a drink. You want to start off with a strong impression. Tip nicely in the bar too. From the second date you can steadily cheapening up if need be.

[Anonymous No.18187596]

>>18187557
you will never be oppressed, hole

[Anonymous No.18187652]

>>18186616
Stop crying like a bitch you are 23

[Anonymous No.18187700]

>>18187164
>>18187034
But society hasn't cucked men in general. Look around you at all the people in relationships. Plenty of people are having sex all over the place. The problem here is people who can't get it end up in an echo chamber like this which makes them think it's some massive societal norm.

It's not. You're just losers, and the world is not going to fall apart because losrers can't get laid. The reality is that evolution depends on losers not being able to get laid and procreate. Letting every loser, literal retard and autistic dipshit have sex and children because they should be "entitled" to it is exactly how you destroy a society.

[Anonymous No.18187809]

>>18186318
For me, it all happened at 27 so don’t worry.
If you want the help of the Jew, say you’re depressed and get some prozac prescribed.
It gives such an intense desire for social interaction, that you overcome a lot of social anxiety and just start talking to people, which really helps.
Just keep in mind that it’s big pharma, so treat it like any other hard drug and get off it asap

[Anonymous No.18187810]

>>18186722
I'll read something and you'll like it
>>18187652
Roastie begone

[Anonymous No.18187989]

>>18187809
I was 25 and the girl who took my virginity broke up with me after a week. Self improvement and 20 years later I am happily married still friends with her.

[Anonymous No.18188339]

>>18186311
Is she kidnapped?? That smile does not reach her eyes.

[Anonymous No.18188349]

>>18186312
I think he means what the girl's eat, not you

[Anonymous No.18188350]

>>18187057
Shut up roastoid. We deserve sex.
end of story. We were good boys that did everything we were told to.

[Anonymous No.18188358]

>>18187700
You're retarded. Society has elevated women at the expense of men. There's no getting around this fact.

For one genders sexual strategy to succeed, the other needs to be compromised or outright persecuted.

[Anonymous No.18188360]

>>18188349
haha yeah

[Anonymous No.18188399]

Anything really cheese-heavy. Cheese plugs the asshole so you can fuck your date anally with no worries.

[Anonymous No.18188416]

>>18186318
I'm 25 years old and have been married for a year and a half to my girlfriend of 4 years. We were the only people we had ever dated, and were virgins until wedding night.

[Anonymous No.18188949]

>>18186311
Tendies

[Anonymous No.18189069]

>>18186311
probably a nice steakhouse, then surprise her at my place with my famous banana cream pie.

[Anonymous No.18189084]

>>18188416
based. are you guys religious?

[Anonymous No.18189106]

>>18188416
No she wasn't

[Anonymous No.18189141]

>>18186616
wow.... unironically talk to a therapist.

[Anonymous No.18189174]

>tfw no average looking gf who has no piercings or tattoos, wears cozy yet proper looking sweaters and makes an effort to look pretty for you despite her shortcomings

[Anonymous No.18189180]

>>18186311
i dont understand why youd want toast AND fries with chicken
too many carbs for me to be desu

[Anonymous No.18189205]

>>18186311
Definitely spaghetti

[Anonymous No.18189207]

>>18189174
its pretty nice but i sometimes wish she would wear sexier clothes

[Anonymous No.18189214]

>>18186311
Something quick like tacos or ice cream, then walk over to a cool bar nearby

[Anonymous No.18189262]

Is a fast casual restaurant a good place for a first date?

[Anonymous No.18189284]

I'm a wizard but I have been on a date before, we went to a nice sandwich shop.

[Anonymous No.18189288]

>>18189205
I don't need to take someone out for that, I can make it.

[Anonymous No.18189295]

>>18186311
>depressed that i think im unlovable
>depressed so clearly im right
>depressed so i dont enjoy living
How to stop this cycle? The only solution I can really think of is bullets to the brain.

[Anonymous No.18189315]

>>18189295
Fucking get help, which will not happen on 4chan. If you were to ask for help on 4chan, a random thread on /ck/ wouldn't be the place to ask.
Get actual professional help.

[Anonymous No.18189483]

>>18189207
You are why all women are whores.

[Anonymous No.18189551]

>>18189295
The world hates us, people don't care. You are valuable though. Seek God, that's what I did. You could try therapy, that might work for you. You just have to move. Staying still and expecting things to change doesn't work. Being alive is worth living for. When you think about self-harm, focus on the good things you'll leave behind. You're on a food board, so you must enjoy food. Focus on that enjoyment. That alone merits existence.

[Anonymous No.18189600]

>>18188358
Please tell me you are joking. Holy shit dude.

[Anonymous No.18189651]

>>18186311
I’m p sure I follow this girl

[Anonymous No.18189665]

>>18189262
seems like most of those would be loud

[Anonymous No.18189677]

>>18189207
If this is “M” you better be nice she’s out of your league

[Anonymous No.18189699]

>>18186311
Butter sauce in clams

[Anonymous No.18189714]

>>18186311
Something like a "Mongolian BBQ" type restaurant can be fun...depends on the person though. It's not like your Golden Corral sort of buffet which dabbles in a bit of everything very poorly; it's like an Asian Subway where you fill our bowl up with whatever, which is pretty decent quality, you feel like from the raw buffet and they'll then cook it for you. It can be fun because you gotta, essentially, design it yourself...meat, veggies, sauce and everything, but there are obviously people who will inherently hate it because of the "buffet" aspect...which might also be a boon because you quickly, and fairly cheaply, get rid of that unnecessary headache. Also they have suggestions for combinations to try sauce wise so those who don't operate well "under pressure" can have something to rely on.

[Anonymous No.18189858]

>>18186311
Dorsia. I have a reservation for two at 9.

[Anonymous No.18190041]

>>18189858

[Anonymous No.18190069]

Baked beans and shredded pork. Do not use silverware.

[Anonymous No.18190080]

>>18189288
>cooking at home on a first date
Please don't do this

[Anonymous No.18190101]

>>18186526
I don't want to reach to please them, I want them to be pleased with me. The real me.

[Anonymous No.18190118]

>>18190101
Choice in restaurants is so superficial that no one worth dating should either consider it reaching for the other party or a reflection of one's "true" self.
It's a fucking setting to get to know each other better, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.18190123]

>>18186311

I don't know why but that picture makes me really sad. She looks so sweet and nice but just kinda goofy and something sad and lonely about her at the same time.

Anyway, to answer your question, it obviously depends on the girl. Some girls would love a hot dog and an ice cream with a walk through the park, and some girls (stuck up rich cunts) would be very offended by something like that.

Some mid-level sushi would probably be decent for most women, since it gives them a chic and cool vibe and they don't have to worry about looking like a sloppy fucking pig in front of you. Or Mexican, I have yet to meet a female that doesn't love shitty queso.

[Anonymous No.18190151]

>>18190118
>It's a fucking setting to get to know each other better, not the other way around.
What the FUCK does that mean

[Anonymous No.18190165]

>>18190151
Your choice/suggestion in restaurants isn't a particularly strong or accurate read of the other person.
It's only a significant read if you do manage to choose a place the other party doesn't like or finds unfitting for the occasion - which is such a basic test of interacting with others that it simply displays the bare minimum to set up a date.

If you still have questions ask away.

[Anonymous No.18190168]

>>18190165
*Of yourself or the other person.

[Anonymous No.18190180]

>>18190123
That's a man

[Anonymous No.18190185]

>>18190180
If so then only a fool would care about being called gay. He's hot.

[Anonymous No.18190401]

the last time i went out to meet someone was off the craigslist w4m section when they had that, and it was always meeting for coffee somewhere, and another time it was for chips and salsa , at some restaurant called " Chevy's " that was like a mexican food applebees. Basically spend as little as possible and still meet in person to talk, and see what that person looks like, and if they are nice

[Anonymous No.18191096]

>ctrl-f
>"cum"
>phrase not found

[Anonymous No.18191694]

>>18189858
No you fucking don't you bullshitter. Bateman you snake, you cretin. Mark my words dorsia will never serve your ilk here AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.18191726]

Idk for a first date I would avoid any food. I would only suggest coffee or tea and a snack.

1. Because if they expect a meal they'll come to the date hungry.
2. Girls always order something silly for themselves that makes them unsatisfied (every time) and those feelings of disappointment in the meal will translate into the date.
3. if you both eat before the date then you won't be preoccupied about the food or hunger which means you can focus more on each other.

I think everyone knows that movie dates are the worst first date because neither of you talk, and you're focused on the movie. Same goes for restaurants and food.
The only meal I would suggest would be something very light, clean and has good atmosphere, so sushi I suppose. Or coffee and pastry.

[Anonymous No.18191854]

>>18186311
This pic makes me smile :) very cute

[Anonymous No.18192057]

is that amongus girl?