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>tfw love eggs but am lactose intolerant
you do not know suffering like i do

>> No.18184675

>>18184647
There's no lactose in eggs you dummy

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>>18184647
Lactose is MILK SUGAR, midwit...
>There's this thing... Called the internet...

>> No.18184687

>>18184647
8/10 bait

>> No.18184690

>>18184675
He never said there was

>> No.18184710

>>18184675
>>18184685
eggs are in the dairy section of the grocery store you retards

>> No.18184729

>>18184647
Can't stand idiots that don't get it
>Bro your allergic to peanuts why don't you ever eat Cheetos??
Cheetos have traces of peanuts..

>> No.18184735

>>18184675
it means OP can't use cream and has to eat scrambled eggs that aren't fluffy

>> No.18184740

>>18184729
allergy is not the same as intolerance

>> No.18184754

>>18184647
hard boiled > any other way to cook egg

>> No.18184793

>>18184740
That's why I explained it here
>>18184729

>> No.18185054

>>18184735
Yeah I assumed it was because he can't accompany his eggs with good dairy shit

>> No.18185282

>>18184647
I feed my chickens milk just to fuck with people like you

>> No.18185422

>>18184647
>tthbpod

>> No.18185536

>>18184647
what the fuck DID you mean by this, OP?

>> No.18185907

eggs are so fucking cool. today for the first time I made an ice cream custard base (with 5 large yolks) and now it's chilling in the fridge. Might have fucked up and left the milk out too long after I scalded it for an infusion since I got really into doing some yard work lol so we'll see. Then I use the egg whites to make meringue for the first time (got a pro 600 refurbished kitchanid for $220). It's in the oven right now for another hour. Holy christ though both used so much sugar lol baking is going to make me fat if I'm not careful. Then I used the leftover milk and cream to make sweetened condensed milk since I found a recipe to do it quick if you keep it near 185f and I have a temp probe with a stick in that works. Going to make dulce de leche oven style once it's done cooling down in the fridge. Also a lot of sugar. Also tempered chocolate for the first time in the microwave and it's so simple and now I have a tray with a thin layer of it ready to mix into the ice cream. This knowledge is too dangerous bros

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>>18184647

>> No.18186408

>>18184647
Kefir doesn’t have much lactose in it, and you can use it as a 1:1 substitute for buttermilk in buttermilk pancakes.

>> No.18186417

>>18184793
that's the post I was replying to, dumbass.

>> No.18187807

>>18184647
>> you do not know suffering like I do

That's the part that elevated this troll thread into something interesting.

>> No.18187853

For me, it's the egg. The best food. I even ask for extra egg and the shop staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for eggs and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly grocery store's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three eggs. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local grocery store, I go there at least 3 times a week for eggs and a large egg with yolk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great egg that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my eggs in egg sauce, it's delicious! What a great store.

>> No.18188252

Oh my god i'm op is so easy to make people getting in this thread, you can't be so stupid, you will argue on everything

>> No.18188257

>>18184729
plus sometimes they're peanut shaped

>> No.18188359

>>18184647
You can get dairy free eggs in the vegan aisle, moron. They're just as good.

>> No.18188372

>>18184647
I can have eggs but I cannot have dairy things that are loose/liquid like milk, ice cream or melted cheese. but a piece of pizza I am just fine or slices of cheese like on a sub etc. started at 17, now 35. used to care but now I've been eating healthy so it's kinda a miracle