/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18176146]

Let's solve this once and for all

[Anonymous No.18176154]

>>18176146
the knot of the dog fucks the white woman

[Anonymous No.18176158]

>>18176146
>>18176154

[Anonymous No.18176159]

>>18176146
>>18176154
you just know

[Anonymous No.18176161]

>>18176146

[Anonymous No.18176175]

>>18176146
Goyslop thread #52132347

[Anonymous No.18176180]

>>18176154
Tell me more

[Anonymous No.18176195]

>>18176146
Pizza THEN knot, how else am i supposed to hold my pizza if i eat the knot edge first?

[Anonymous No.18176203]

>>18176146
i use a knife and fork and jsut cut randomly so it doesnt really matter

[Anonymous No.18176204]

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[Anonymous No.18176206]

>>18176146
From experience? Pizza first, the knot is inevitable. I am a white woman

[Anonymous No.18176224]

i've got minor food autism from years of going without.
i know ordering food isn't cheap, but growing up i always saved the best for last. if we were lucky enough to get a side like breadsticks, i'd eat those first. if i got two slices of pizza, i'd eat the crusts on both first and then see how i felt, might eat the rest of one, but i wanted to save it for later, because who knows the next time i'm going to get it?
at a restaurant, i eat the bread basket. my entree comes with two sides, i'll eat the soup/salad/potatoes first, and save my protein for later. wake up in the middle of the night, cut off a piece of cold steak, savor that fucker, go to bed.
my birthday steak lasted me over a week.

[Anonymous No.18176241]

>>18176161

[Anonymous No.18176251]

>>18176146
when we get it my girlfriend always takes the knot first

[Anonymous No.18176265]

>>18176241

[Anonymous No.18176301]

>>18176146
what's with this board and knots today

[Anonymous No.18176315]

>>18176301
it's the end of the month, gotta hit that quota

[Anonymous No.18176324]

>>18176195
Exactly, who the fuck eats the knot first? Do you just eat pizza with a fork and knife?

[Anonymous No.18176353]

>>18176154
The knot doesn't do the fucking, retard, it just keeps the penis in after it is up your asshole.

[Anonymous No.18176438]

>>18176353
Breed me

[Anonymous No.18176442]

>>18176438
you can't breed an asshole unless she gets that special surgery to move her egg sac to her colon

[Anonymous No.18176482]

>>18176224
>Birthday steak lasted over a week

[Anonymous No.18176854]

>>18176154
Got tired of typing "goyslop" in every thread, huh?

[Anonymous No.18176858]

>>18176854
Goyslop

[Anonymous No.18176862]

>>18176854
what are you thinking of doing after summer?

[Anonymous No.18176871]

>>18176862
your mother, my sister. join me?

[Anonymous No.18176880]

>>18176146

[Anonymous No.18177403]

>>18176442
>she

[Anonymous No.18177422]

>>18176241
God I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.18177469]

>>18176154
You and all the other zoophile anons ITT are not being funny because OP's intention was already to make this reference, but a lot more subtly. You are like the annoying retard "friend" in the group that, during a good joke-chain, makes a dumbed down version of the last guy's joke because you didn't get it.

[Anonymous No.18177470]

>>18177469
malding

[Anonymous No.18177508]

>>18177469
Knots are generic furry material now

[Anonymous No.18177570]

>>18176241
You know, watching that guy bite into food isn't disgusting, unlike every single other person. He did a good job.

[Anonymous No.18177579]

>>18177508
>still doesn't get it

[Anonymous No.18177584]

>>18176482
Chong Li did everyone a service by not killing him. In a rare move, Chong made a rare example of the dangers of pride and gluttony.

[Anonymous No.18178027]

>>18176146
Oh god anon, that looks like some good 'za. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.18178050]

>>18176146
Knot?