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You do any weird/stupid shit when you eat alone?
Sometimes I push out the contents of a burrito and eat it with a spoon instead then eat the floppy flaccid tortilla by itself

>> No.18175828

>>18175820
French fry ---->urethra

>> No.18176018
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WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE????

>> No.18176125

>>18175820
i've always done similar with microwave burritos that are nuked to hell +/- have trash fillings.

Unironically enjoy that flaccid (steamed) tortilla with barely any filling

>> No.18176164

>>18175820
I lick my plates clean even though I'm going to wash them and eat with my hands

>> No.18176188
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>>18175820
Those Maruchan or ramen bowls either the spicey shrimp, or square teriyaki beef ones, are usually just, meh--but a really fat girl tipped me to this:
Add a slice or 2 of wrapped cheese slices(swiss is my goto,) at the end and stir well until all incorporated.
It's ridiculously good.

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>>18176164
Maybe not weird--but stupid-ish.
>I do it tooooooo!

>> No.18176335

>>18176188
A korean typed this post

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>>18176335
Nope--But I DID have a Korean girlfriend a couple times.
Both WERE virgins. Both became sex fiends after.

>> No.18176346

>>18176335
Can nonwhites even consume dairy?

>> No.18176350

>>18175820
i put microwave burritoes in a bowl and mash it up with a fork and jsut eat like rice with chopped tortilla bits
i dont think what you do is that uncommon or weird lol

>> No.18176375

>>18176164
sounds like you just dont want to do dishes

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>>18176375
kek!

>> No.18176418

>>18175820
I'm a loner but instead of being hyper aware of everyone I just act like they dont exist.
So, no, I eat exactly the same whether or not I'm in company.

Ps. It comes off as super confident, so women are constantly coming on to me, lol.

>> No.18176477

>>18176164
Based goyslopper

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>>18175820
I also do that. I don't like eating around the paper wrap so I remove it and take the 'rrito apart already knowing it will break down and spill everywhere by the third bite if I eat it normally.
My autism rites are eating everything with a fork and knife when necessary (I just slurp the soup off the bowl if it is too watery or mix it with bread or rice to make it lumpy) and leaving most if not all the potatoes in a dish for last so I can enjoy them, be them mashed, fried, steamed, etc.

>> No.18176528

>>18176390
reddit post

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>>18176528
Ironic, since i've never been to plebbit.
Why are you an ASSHOLE?

>> No.18176548

>>18176346
Yes. Cheese has almost no lactose. They mostly just have to avoid drinking more than a cup or so of fresh milk but most other dairy products are fine for everyone.

>> No.18176563

I used to order an egg roll and beef with broccoli and then eat the inside of the egg roll and replace it with beef with broccoli and then eat the beef with broccoli egg roll.

>> No.18176571

>>18176335
can’t be, he would’ve added a tbsp of sugar

>> No.18176601

>>18175820
I drink Campbells tomato soup cold from the can

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>>18176571
kek.
Same guy, NOT Korean--
I don't even usually eat that goyslop--Or anything GMO. I just tried it out since this fat chick where I do maintenence sometimes was raving about it.
Fat chicks' tastes are often hit-or-miss, but this time I was truly surprised. I've also worked in a one star restaurant,(amongst others, of course,) before I was a builder, This hits all the main flavor profiles.

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>>18176601
I used to do this with Campbells ABCs soup when camping sometimes-
Can't touch the "Bioengineered food ingredient" riddled shit anymoar.

>> No.18176666

>>18175820
Sometimes I cram a burrito up my ass and push out the contents then eat the floppy flaccid tortilla by itself.

>> No.18176688

>>18176666
Childish.

>> No.18176699

I’ll make some weird tuna salad thing with chopped onion, mayo, a chopped pickle, mustard and lemon pepper.

>> No.18178437

>>18176188
if you put fried onion on the teriyaki beef chow mein one its basically mi goreng