/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18174599]

>at a restaurant
>order their no nonsense burger
>it arrives
>there's nonsense
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18174623]

>at local diversity cafe
>order an enhanced goyslop with crickets
>sit down at a communal table with other gay furries and non-binaries
>remember not to wash the dildo attached to the stool before insertion, since that would be homophobic
>allow Jamal to take my wallet out of my back pocket and take his reparations for slavery
>goyslop arrives
>Jamal also takes the synthetic human meat I paid for
>Chang takes the edible plastics
>just left with the crickets
>there are two crickets
>cost is $1,800 (thanks, inflation)
>no longer have that much (only make $7.25 an hour minimum wage)
>am financially ruined
>eat the bugs and dash from the restaurant, ripping the monkeypox-covered dildo from my anus
>report to prison next day for my mandatory sex change

[Anonymous No.18174696]

>>18174623
meds

[Anonymous No.18174752]

>be at restaurant
>not much on the menu takes my fancy, try their burger
>it's called "big daddy's meat monster burger"
>ask for the burger when waiter comes
>"Do you mean the BIG DADDY'S MEAT MONSTER burger?"
Fuck restaurants that do this gimmicky shit. It's not funny or quirky. Just list your menu items like normal people jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18174768]

>>18174599
>go to tandoori hut
>order garam masala chicken
>can't wait to taste ancient Roman delicacy
>No 'garam
>mfw when

[Anonymous No.18174780]

>>18174768
The Roman savce was called garvm, not garam.

[Anonymous No.18174787]

>>18174623
I'm gonna post that to r/greentext and get thousands of upvotes!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18174793]

Marcille is the official /ck/ mascot.

[Anonymous No.18174796]

>>18174599
>/tg/ adopts Dungeon Food, dumps it every release
>/ck/ doesn't care

[Anonymous No.18174834]

>>18174796

this is a board about fast food sir

[Anonymous No.18174839]

>>18174793
Dungeon Meshi is a underwhelming series and elfposters are cancer.

[Anonymous No.18174878]

>at local diversity cafe
>order an enhanced goyslop with crickets
>sit down at a communal table with other gay furries and non-binaries
>remember not to wash the dildo attached to the stool before insertion, since that would be homophobic
>allow Jamal to take my wallet out of my back pocket and take his reparations for slavery
>goyslop arrives
>Jamal also takes the synthetic human meat I paid for
>Chang takes the edible plastics
>just left with the crickets
>there are two crickets
>cost is $1,800 (thanks, inflation)
>no longer have that much (only make $7.25 an hour minimum wage)
>am financially ruined
>eat the bugs and dash from the restaurant, ripping the monkeypox-covered dildo from my anus
>report to prison next day for my mandatory sex change

[Anonymous No.18174883]

>>18174878

[Anonymous No.18175001]

>>18174878
the future we all dreamed of as children

[Anonymous No.18175085]

>>18174839
What do you find underwhelming about it? Just that it's overhyped or something?

[Anonymous No.18175093]

>>18174599
>be at restaurant
>ask for the Big Black T-Boner
>get a delicious steak but also raped
Overall 10/10

[Anonymous No.18175111]

>>18175093
What a summer to be alive

[Anonymous No.18175144]

>>18175093
For me, it's the Battered Brown Eye Steak

[Anonymous No.18175305]

>>18174878
Again?

[Anonymous No.18175312]

>>18174839
Go back to /tg/, you subhuman whiny faggot.

[Anonymous No.18175317]

>>18174752

[Anonymous No.18175329]

>>18174752
imagine naming your menu items something like "I am a registered sex offender" or "I think Hitler was right about everything" and forcing people to say it