/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18169807]

>the local IPA homebrewing, industrial furniture using, exposed brick wall "gastropub" closed down

[Anonymous No.18169847]

basedkek

[Anonymous No.18169854]

chuckled even though I kind of like those places

[Anonymous No.18169899]

>>18169807
just had a porter the other day, shit was cash

[Anonymous No.18169915]

>>18169854
They'd be better if non obese women ever visited them

[Anonymous No.18169918]

>>18169807
what do you have against them?

[Anonymous No.18169922]

>>18169854
I like that they've brought handmade-on-site food back to pubs after decades of them all being owned by breweries and servicing pre-prepared mass produced shit.

Irritatingly expensive though and the tiny amount of chips (usually served in some sort of shitty novelty container) pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.18170051]

>>18169915
Sounds like they need to raise their prices. For some reason fat people hate paying more for food. You'd think that fatties would care the most about food but that's wrong, they hate food and will go out of their way to pay as little as possible no matter how shitty. It's weird.

[Anonymous No.18170504]

>>18169854
>>18169922
My local brewery serves really good food for a reasonable price. The beers are cheap enough for me to get drunk though which is nice. Their poutine is my favorite and is always enough for 2-3- servings so it's not bad for $14 imo

[Anonymous No.18170566]

>>18169807
Ithaca brewery in New York used to give out free samples early 2010s. I had a recurring job out there so we'd always go after work. Of course we'd by growlers before we left and tipped well.
They revamped a few years ago and no longer do this. Just a faggoty brew pub now.
Those jews will never see a single cent from me again.

[Anonymous No.18170694]

>>18169918
Some people just get irrationally angry when you tell them that you don't like corny piss water beer unless it's hot outside or you're out camping. Presumably because they're MANLY MEN that associate craft beer with soyboys with handlebar mustaches and think that leftism is the only reason someone would want to drink a beer that actually tastes like hops or malt instead of tasting of weak corn tea like Coors or Bud. Alternatively alcoholics and poorfags/cheapfags that bristle at the thought of paying more than $0.75/can to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.18170699]

>>18170694
>Some people just get irrationally angry when you tell them that you don't like corny piss water beer unless it's hot outside or you're out camping. Presumably because they're MANLY MEN that associate craft beer with soyboys with handlebar mustaches and think that leftism is the only reason someone would want to drink a beer that actually tastes like hops or malt instead of tasting of weak corn tea like Coors or Bud.
it's retarded

[Anonymous No.18170728]

>>18169918
>people who aren’t me spending money that isn’t mine on something I don’t personally approve of
>REEEEEEE
It’s literal autism. Autists become genuinely angry if someone likes something they don’t like. Combine that with being an awkward sperg who seethes at the sight of others having fun in a social environment, and you basically have OP.

[Anonymous No.18170972]

>>18170728
So 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18171375]

>>18170728
>>18170972
it's all the rightoids with their shitty taste and shallow contrarianism

[Anonymous No.18171855]

>>18170694
IPA's are for faggots and you're a prime example of an insufferable one.

[Anonymous No.18171865]

>>18170694
Actually they feel their manhood is in question when they can't handle bitter or spicy flavors, so they shit on it

[Anonymous No.18171872]

>>18171865
Also a lot of 4chan has bland baby-tier palettes

[Anonymous No.18171873]

Nah bro, you gotta try this IPA, it's super floral and bitter. You can almost taste how much it sticks it to binald blumph.

[Anonymous No.18171875]

>>18170504
>poutine
>no curds
fuckin queers

[Anonymous No.18171885]

>>18171873
That isn't an IPA, it's an ale with coffee

Ale is any beer with top-fermenting yeast, lager is any beer with bottom-fermenting yeast

[Anonymous No.18171892]

>>18171855
>proves anon’s point by becoming irrationally angry at the mere existence of a beer he doesn’t like and anyone who drinks it
Bravo.

[Anonymous No.18171921]

>>18171885
>Why yes, I have my degree in advanced phytoestrogens

[Anonymous No.18171958]

>industrial furniture
>exposed brick
>"gastropub"
What's the weather like in 2008, where you're obviously posting from? Here in 2022, cars are literally melting.

[Anonymous No.18172011]

>>18171921
On average educated people are fitter, taller, and better looking

[Anonymous No.18173344]

>>18171855
>irrationally angry
>resorts to emasculating slurs
Don't forget to call me a rich liberal next time so that we can check all the boxes, ok?

[Anonymous No.18173706]

>>18170728
Pretty true, but it can be quashed if one trains their brain to be less irrational

[Anonymous No.18174371]

>>18172011
average people arent educated.

[Anonymous No.18174381]

>>18171921
>tried making a gay /pol/ comment
>someone corrects him for not understanding beer on the food and cooking board
>gets mad and calls everyone gay

[Anonymous No.18174382]

>>18174371
He didn’t say average people are educated, he said average educated people. Word placement matters in English, go back to the esl class.

[Anonymous No.18174397]

>>18174382
>go back
ironic.

[Anonymous No.18174432]

>>18169807
>Your humanity was based on what easily ignorable faggots were doing with their time & money
Develop a real personality.

[Anonymous No.18174681]

>>18170694
based and true

[Anonymous No.18174698]

>the local coffee shop that catered to uppity hipsters with shitty coffee, shitty attitudes, and shittier tattoos burned down

Don't know how,

[Anonymous No.18174750]

>>18174698
Pure circumstance and nothing to do with you or any of the other impotent rage faggots who were mad about it.

[Anonymous No.18174767]

>>18170694
>cans
>getting drunk
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.18174945]

>>18174767
Can someone explain what I shiggy diggy means?

[Anonymous No.18174969]

>>18174945
>2012+10
>being this much of a newfag
I shiggiously hope you diggies don't do this.

[Anonymous No.18175960]

>>18174969
You're a mess of a person.

[Anonymous No.18175983]

>>18169918
“le soyboy libtard commie cuck blacked dot com” is basically the only reply you’re going to get from these types who only come here for epic maymays

[Anonymous No.18175985]

>>18175960

[Anonymous No.18176587]

>>18169918
serving good food and drink isn't good enough, the decor has.to be 'edgy', the beers always have stupid names, the food is the same shot as every other 'gastropub' and every faggot dresses the same

[Anonymous No.18176618]

>>18176587
Do you ever check your blood pressure?
Everything you mentioned is either meaningless exaggeration or entirely benign. Getting angry about those sort of things can’t be good for your health.

[Anonymous No.18176636]

>>18176618
just checked, blood pressure is normal but I'm afraid you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.18176649]

>>18169807
>hi I'd like a pint of Jim's Wife's Double Hopped Extra Yeasty Pussy Juice Triple XPA, whatever eating challenge meal you have, and the hot sauce menu my sweet

[Anonymous No.18176912]

>>18175983
It's because you're not deserving of respect. If you can't figure out why you're being ridiculed, just look at the retarded names, art, and culture of the beer you're defending.
In its quest to be unique it has conformed to the sort of libshit manchild culture all the microbreweries do.

[Anonymous No.18177467]

>>18176912
Imagine being such a little snowflake that you assume every single bar or restaurant is trying to be utterly unique.

[Anonymous No.18177477]

>>18176636
>my BP is fine but OMG REEEEEE
you should actually check it sometime, screechy rage-kun.

[Anonymous No.18177479]

>>18169807
Gastropub is such a fucking ugly term. Makes me think of gastrointestinal distress.

[Anonymous No.18177485]

>local owned small business closed down
You should be mad

[Anonymous No.18177486]

>beer
>instead of almighty cider
manchildren, the lot of you

[Anonymous No.18177504]

>>18171921
Avoids drinking estrogen, yet is still the most useless, overly opinionated, and flagrantly wrong cunt in the thread. I bet if you have a sip of beer you’ll get your period.

[Anonymous No.18177565]

>>18177479
I prefer brewpub. Its a pub with a brewery.

[Anonymous No.18177591]

>>18177504
Drink your faggot juice, just don't pretend it's good.

[Anonymous No.18177672]

>>18177486
Cider is what 17 year old girls drink

[Anonymous No.18177697]

>>18177672
>Tastes good
>Higher ABV
>Cheaper
>More variety
17 year old girls are based

[Anonymous No.18177706]

>>18169899
Craft beers are fucking gay but I had a sour for the first time it was pretty good

[Anonymous No.18177715]

>>18177697
Yeah they kind of are. I actually drink cider sometimes too lol

[Anonymous No.18177716]

>>18177697
>More variety

[Anonymous No.18177718]

>>18177706
It's like soda without the sugar

[Anonymous No.18179239]

>>18169807
There are good IPAs out there but you had a lot of retards going MOAR HOPS!!! and unbalancing that shit to the point that's what people thought an IPA was.

It's not supposed to taste like Malort.

[Anonymous No.18179775]

>local businesses...LE BAD!