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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:04:19 2022 No.18168384 [Reply] [Original]

Congratulations Anon you just had sex and it's the morning after and your special someone is about to wake up. What breakfast do you make them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:07:16 2022 No.18168398 my wurstel sausage (penis) in her vagina if you catch my drift ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:08:01 2022 No.18168401 bowl of eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:09:06 2022 No.18168404 >>18168384 I make her some eggs and when she asks if they are fresh, I tell her that they are and I hope hers are too or else I'm going to kick her ass to the curb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:11:10 2022 No.18168409 pop tart (blueberry)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:14:12 2022 No.18168420 >>18168384 Cake and cock, and I just ran out of cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:17:07 2022 No.18168431 >What breakfast do you make them? Lol no. She makes the breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:21:20 2022 No.18168446 >>18168384 We go to a fucking diner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:37:47 2022 No.18168504 >>18168401 I make her eat them all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:09:24 2022 No.18168600 >>18168401 >>18168409 >>18168446 Based

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:17:25 2022 No.18168627

Coffee, chef John pancakes and bacon. Takes all of 30 minutes t0 make and every girl I’ve made them for has said they’re the best they’ve had and shit themselves. Amazing that these people have never had food that isn’t out of a box. My wife likes girls so all I do is fuck and cook these days

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:26:22 2022 No.18168660

>>18168384
>your special someone is about to wake up. What breakfast do you make them?
She *is* the breakfast.
First thing I taste in the morning is my wife’s feet and/or armpits (feel free to judge, that floats my boat, zero fucks given) while we have morning-sex.
Then I relax and she serves coffee and breakfast. Yesterday was miso soup, tamagoyaki, and “””sausage””” (basically a mini-bratwurst).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:30:54 2022 No.18168671 >>18168627 What are Chef John pancakes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:57:07 2022 No.18168737 >>18168660 Are you not bothered by each other's BO? If not then that's love

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:15:15 2022 No.18168797 >>18168627 >your food makes girls shit themselves wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:19:14 2022 No.18168812 File: 58 KB, 581x499, waffe_haus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18168446 That bitch going straight to Waffle House.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:23:47 2022 No.18168824 File: 95 KB, 351x258, nyquil-donut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18168384 nyquil donuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:29:15 2022 No.18168843 >>18168671 Pancakes made by chef John from fooood wished dot com. Enjoyyy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:32:05 2022 No.18168854 File: 155 KB, 1140x872, husband-pleasin-beans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18168384 beans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:12:29 2022 No.18169187 >>18168384 More sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:27:55 2022 No.18169229 >>18168401 I did this for my gf once and I found out that she only ate them to be nice. Turns out that she was allergic to them in the shower an hour later when my entire pubic region was covered in her vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:28:55 2022 No.18169231 >>18168401 I did this for my gf once and I found out that she only ate them to be nice. Turns out that she was allergic to them and she only told me in the shower an hour later when my entire pubic region was covered in her vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:20:28 2022 No.18169468 >>18168446 >diner acceptable, but she must pay or you've fucked up. >>18168431 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:33:28 2022 No.18169501 >>18168854 this is real add some bacon and I'd assume that a woman was just pampering me for murder later

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:36:13 2022 No.18169509 File: 23 KB, 489x423, 256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw never hungry in the morning because I'm too worried about getting my ass to stop bleeding

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:36:37 2022 No.18169510 Jim Beam and some spaghetti-os.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:42:49 2022 No.18169525 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, you have to eat all the eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18168401

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:48:34 2022 No.18169536 >>18169525 LOL that looks so shitty. But friends of mine managed to look scrambled eggs way worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:52:56 2022 No.18169544 File: 30 KB, 1504x846, Eat_All_The_Eggs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18169536 are you not famiglia with the meme?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:59:20 2022 No.18169563 >>18169525 i've seen this webm dozens of times over the years and I just found out about the watermark. all this time i thought it was something that some anon had filmed with his gf after reading the pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:00:26 2022 No.18169565 >>18169544 >the meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:02:44 2022 No.18169571 >>18169565 the meme.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:53:53 2022 No.18169936
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Eggs sunny side up with bacon to make it look like a smiley face and orange juice to help her take the pain medication she will need after the night of rough sexual interaction. And then lots of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:54:34 2022 No.18169937 >>18168384 My cum in her mouth, unprompted

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:56:58 2022 No.18169942 Home fries with onions, Bell pepper, and kielbasa. Scrambled eggs, toast, and coffee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:05:40 2022 No.18169960 >>18168384 Realistically speaking? Nothing because I didn't think I'd get this far and don't have breakfast food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:14:06 2022 No.18169973 >>18168384 semen and waffles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:29:12 2022 No.18170002 >>18168398 He needs something more filling

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:34:17 2022 No.18170012

>>18168384
My own special breakfast menus includes a lemony blender hollandaise over poached eggs and spinach on english muffin, home fries. OR
a cast iron cooked dutch baby or apple pancake
OR the waffle iron comes out, and my favorite is pumpkin waffles with pecans. Frozen links of sausage, real maple

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:17:54 2022 No.18170137 >>18170012 All of that is awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:23:27 2022 No.18170162 Sex is scary and icky, will skip breakfast as always, thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:38:28 2022 No.18170197 >>18168384 Literally impossible so I will make myself a bowl of oats and 2 boiled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:46:46 2022 No.18170220 >>18168384 Call her a cab. If shes hungry it can swing by a McDonald's

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