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i make ingot of watermel on

>> No.18159219 [DELETED] 

>>18159214
More like slap of goyslop

>> No.18159223

>>18159219
kill yoursef

>> No.18159226

>>18159219
more like AI post

>> No.18159246

>>18159214
Lovely

>> No.18159256

>>18159223
woah woah woah, that’s not very christian now is it?

>> No.18159268

you deserve a michelin star for that
bravo anon

>> No.18159273

lmao only 3 posters? is someone schizophrenic in here?

>> No.18159277

>>18159273
yes
you
WAKE UP

>> No.18159287

>posts terrible culinary skills
>speaks butchered english
>replies to himself with seemingly believable comments
>types this greentext to further expand his schizomaxxing
welcome to anon’s little world

>> No.18159294

>>18159214
watermelm

>> No.18159302

can you teach me that please

>> No.18159340

>>18159219
if you think about it the watermelon was basically circumcised so it's heebslop now

>> No.18159346

>>18159214
Damn you could smith that into watermelon armor or a watermelon sword, nice find.

>> No.18159348

>>18159219
Inhale sarin gas.

>> No.18159373

>>18159273
>>18159287
>being this assmad for not having a michelin star
i can make perfect watermelon ingot and you can barely make scrambled eggs without setting your kitchen on fire lol
lmao even

>> No.18159504

>>18159214
you could trade that for a pretty penny in the congo

>> No.18160487

>>18159504
pashtun tribesman in Afghanistan would trade 2 daughters for a single ingot

>> No.18160495
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18160495

>>18159256
don't care, kill yourself

>> No.18160522

>>18160487
Are arabs women sexy under all those bed sheets?

>> No.18160561

>>18160522

they're just women, they aren't fat, they've been genetically selected to birth many children, and spend most the day doing chores. they must have wide hips and slim figures, large and supple breasts. 10/10s. theres a reason why those stinky arabs hide them under robes. they're afraid if the white man knew her assets they would come and take them

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18160683

>>18159219
>fruit I don't like is goyslop!

>> No.18160720

>>18160561
Uninroincally believe that completely

>> No.18160911

>>18160561
Them already in places like iraq and afghanistan and he gets it

>> No.18160928

>>18159214
*melts your ingot*

>> No.18160931

>>18159214
now make a second one and combine it with a stick. post result

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18161345

>>18159214
>>18160928
>>18160931
>melonsmithing

>> No.18162579

>>18159214
Nice, OP can you take me on as your melonsmith apprentice?

>> No.18162619

>>18161345
time-honoured Wakandan tradition

>> No.18162622

>>18159214
pretty cool, do you mind if i save this image?