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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:45:32 2022 No.18146714 [Reply] [Original]

How do i recreate these shitty eggs? I havent had proper slop in a while

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:48:18 2022 No.18146720 >>18146714 Harvest eggs from an eggplant and fry them in a pan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:48:46 2022 No.18146723 >>18146714 1. Put egg in pan 2. Eat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:49:08 2022 No.18146724 >>18146714 Try lower heat, if you're not using a non-stick then try listing great after you get to temp and cracked the egg in. My recommendation, use the non stick, it's pretty much created for egg cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:50:02 2022 No.18146728 File: 2.05 MB, 480x271, aliens.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18146720 >Harvest eggs from an eggplant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:50:12 2022 No.18146729 >>18146724 >Listing great I meant lowering heat, using swipe so fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:52:15 2022 No.18146733 >>18146714 Make scrambled eggs except skip the steps that make them good. You now have fried eggs.

Anonymous Sun Jul 24 15:58:08 2022 No.18146746

>>18146714
>put pan on very low heat
>put in oil
>put in eggs
>cover pan with lid
>once the whites set a little bit, move the eggs so they dont stick
>cover again
>with the lid still on, jiggle pan and therefore eggs every once in a while to check firmness
>when desired firmness is achieved take off heat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:02:11 2022 No.18146764 >>18146714 Looks good and Ezekiel bread is based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:09:03 2022 No.18146790 >>18146764 Fuck off with your religion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:10:39 2022 No.18146794 File: 40 KB, 396x382, 1605613608988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18146790

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:10:42 2022 No.18146795 >>18146714 >sour kraut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:13:23 2022 No.18146805 >>18146794 >le reddit meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:19:48 2022 No.18146823 >>18146790 cringe

Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:43:34 2022 No.18146894
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>putting hot sauce on Jalapeños

Based. Daily reminder that people who call hot sauce soi/reddit only associate hot sauce with reddit because they go to reddit. The hot sauce soi boi does not exist in real life to any significant degree. The average hot sauce enjoyer in real life is a man who works in manual labor or Chad's like Rogan.

Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:54:03 2022 No.18146927
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>>18146894
You're confusing the majority of people who buy hot sauce and put it on food, with the blue checkmarks that make it part of their personality.

Just don't pose for any photographs with your food and you'll be alright.

Anonymous Sun Jul 24 16:58:01 2022 No.18146933
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>>18146927
Exactly. Most people I know who eat hot sauce a lot don't give a shit about gay shit like social media and just eat their damn food. But the average /ck/ user seems like a spurned reddit user or something. No idea how they even know about reddit obsessed hot sauce dudes if they don't go to reddit to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 17:00:59 2022 No.18146938 >>18146894 >>18146933 only redditors get this defensive over reddit being used as a general insult on 4chan though and nobody said anything about hotsauce either until you posted this, however

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 17:04:35 2022 No.18146944 >jalanenos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 17:15:04 2022 No.18146971 >>18146746 You forgot >Use old, filthy oil so they get that classic disgusting brown sheen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 18:58:09 2022 No.18147261 >>18146894 okay adam

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:16:39 2022 No.18147331 >>18146714 I'm no expert, but i would start by frying some eggs sunnyside up, with some smoked gouda cheese, mayonnaise, sour kraut, sliced jalapenos with habanero hotsauce on toasted ezekiel bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:21:02 2022 No.18147341 >>18146790 Back to renddit and say hello to you're wifes bull

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:30:41 2022 No.18147370 >>18146746 eggs in pic werent covered

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:58:02 2022 No.18147441 >>18146714 >cannot fry egg Classic /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 20:42:00 2022 No.18147590 >>18146746 >>cover pan with lid the point is that you dont cover the pan so the comes from below and doesnt harden the yolks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 20:43:21 2022 No.18147598 >>18147331 don't forget drowning the whole thing in MCT oil for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 00:28:51 2022 No.18148451 >>18146714 I lose it every time at “toaster Ezekiel bread”

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 00:31:21 2022 No.18148462 File: 283 KB, 220x162, 08B90048-7F7F-478B-9FE3-6F276A337701.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18146720 It doesn’t work like that. Does it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 00:34:02 2022 No.18148476 >>18146714 don't use oil or butter. looks like those got mangled from sticking to the pan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:45:56 2022 No.18148905 >>18146790 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:35:10 2022 No.18149051 >>18146714 I don't hate joe rogan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:42:24 2022 No.18149068 >>18146714 I eat nothing but Ezekiel bread after Rogan advertised it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 04:37:22 2022 No.18149220 >>18146714 low heat fried eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 04:46:58 2022 No.18149250 >>18146714 >add some butter to unseasoned slightly rusty 12" cast iron pan >crack in 7 eggs >Turn on heat to medium >take them off the heat just before the top of the whites set >cut with spatula wahlah

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:00:21 2022 No.18149286

>>18146714
Joe's hilarious to listen to about what he eats. I forget the guest, but they asked him how he seasons his steak. Joe immediately responds with "just salt," like he's making an important statement about his diet, and then spends the next five minutes trying to describe the different pre-mixed seasoning blends that he actually uses. He can't remember any of them because they're all freebies his latchers-on gifted to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:07:25 2022 No.18149293 >>18146714 thats what cooked eggs should always look like. only niggers hate perfect yolk honestly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:09:03 2022 No.18149297 >>18146714 use a lid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:13:19 2022 No.18149304 >>18146894 >The average hot sauce enjoyer in real life is a man who works in manual labor this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:20:05 2022 No.18149315 >>18146729 >using swipe Do people really??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 13:21:45 2022 No.18149976 >>18146764 Ezekiel bread is dry

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 13:25:27 2022 No.18149980

Don't listen to the people who say do low heat or cover it.
Instead you want it on slightly above medium heat, let the oil heat up a bit (best result is using the fat of bacon you just fried in the pan). Then fry it normally on that head. It will fry fast and evenly, and will have the whites set and yolk runny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 16:11:28 2022 No.18150085 >>18149250 wow that is exactly what happened, spot on anon. You know your shitty eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:15:04 2022 No.18150282 >>18149250 it's voila you FUCKING idiot holy shit today must be newfag day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:18:57 2022 No.18150293 >>18147370 >>18147590 seems like you would have to cook it even lower and for a longer time for no benefit, then. covering it so it lightly steams the top of the egg just to solidify the white and still leave the yolk practically raw makes more sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:24:18 2022 No.18150312 >>18146714 I really feel like those eggs are way too wet for an egg sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:16:08 2022 No.18151866 File: 20 KB, 500x365, all is lost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18146714 >Being impressed by Joe Rogan bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:17:22 2022 No.18151873 1. use 2x as much olive oil that you need 2. cook it for half as much as you need to cook it wa la

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:35:36 2022 No.18151944 Joe Rogan is a pussy, didn't even use the Kutbil-Ik sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:37:50 2022 No.18151948 File: 27 KB, 960x600, voila.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18150282 >voila wrong board chuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 01:29:55 2022 No.18152159 >>18146764 >Ezekiel bread is based good goy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 01:32:46 2022 No.18152170 Use your spatula to bathe the top in oil. The oil cooks the top.

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