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serve this same slice out of a broom closet in brooklyn and people will swear its the best pizza they've ever had

>~~why New Yorkers are lining around the block for this slice~~
>hapa-girl with a tiny mouth: oh my god! Look at the cheese pull! This is good mutz. And so many peps, like they are NOT kidding with the peps, they're not flat, they're bowl shaped indicating “quality”!
>the mozz is just cuntsco cheese wholesale

>> No.18144273

Too much pepperoni ruins the pizza

>> No.18144275
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>>18144192
>Costco 'za
No thank you, only real NY 'za for me thanks

>> No.18144279

>>18144275
>posts undercooked pep
Cringe bro.

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>>18144192
maybe if you slopped it up with some NY water.

>> No.18144360

>>18144192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26m-uvaiKg
slice bros...

>> No.18144367

>>18144192
>hapa girl
You have my attention.

>> No.18144371

>>18144192
pizza in new york is cheaper than costco using smaller kitchens with much larger overheads, if a costco style pizza tried to compete it would immediately be outclassed by cheaper alternatives. people also don't really line up for pizza, flyover, outside of tourists who all "want to go to the best place", individual residents have widely varying opinions on which is the "best" but it's typically what's close to their place/office and the quality is always incredible compared to flyovers who only get some costco (legitimately decent pizza) once or twice a month after an hour drive and have to settle for pizza hut vs dominos the rest of the time. you're so far out of your experience level that you're punching at phantoms no-one who's lived your larp can see, maybe focus instead on posting about the good things in your neighborhood to eat... I sincerely doubt there are any desu but you seem pretty jazzed about costco lmao

>> No.18144385

>>18144344
They say no sloppy slices but they cant stop you from ordering a slice and glass of water

>> No.18144855

>>18144273
>Too much pepperoni
No such thing

>> No.18144879
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>>18144192
For me, it's 'Teeters pizza

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for me, it's L'Industrie pizza here in Williamsburg

>> No.18144893

>>18144885
>that 1/16 teaspoon of parm
So generous!

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>>18144371

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>>18144273

>> No.18144947

>>18144192
>hapa girls
>not flat
these two do not belong in the same sentence, ever.

>> No.18144957

>>18144192
yeah my grocery store pizza is way better than the local place across the street too

>> No.18144967 [DELETED] 

Screw L&B and DiFara, best pizza in Brooklyn is Krispy.

>> No.18144968

>>18144879
they raised the price a few months ago from 8 to 9 for the specials but it's still super good

>> No.18145293

>>18144192
why is that barstool sports guy such a cunt even for a jew yorker?
>ey I'm standing right in front of whatever pizza place I ordered from literally right under the sign almost in the doorway filming the inside of the restaurant through the window, and these crazy street people and fans of the restaurant keep talkin' at me while I'm doing this overly official, self-important and long-winded bit about the pizza!
>one bite you know the rules
>takes three bites, then closes box
>mmmm....mmm....yeahhh look at that nice cheese
>it's a 3.8 best I can do because I wanted it to not have any substance but also not be neapolitan or whatever the fuck

>> No.18145323

at what point does Content stop getting produced? do you think we'll look back at these days and realized we were all essentially forced into a permanent low-level dissociative trance by social media as a way of rendering us compliant and receptive to methods of control?

>> No.18145397

>>18145323
humans have a limitless capacity to produce and consume garbage

>> No.18145400

>>18145293
what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.18145728

>>18145400
go back under your rock
>>18145323
consider reading books not written during this period, and realize you're out of touch

>> No.18145740

>>18145728
shut the fuck up faggot.

>> No.18145765

>>18145740
consider reading books not written during this period, and realize you're out of touch

>> No.18145769

>>18145765
shut the fuck up faggot you ain't reading shit you silly bitch.

>> No.18145847

>>18144936
now we're fucking talking

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>>18144192
yeah

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>serve this same slice out of a broom closet in brooklyn and people will swear its the best pizza they've ever had

>> No.18146850

>>18144273
The pork of the pepperoni ruins the pizza.

>> No.18146875

>>18144879
>fresh pizza made every 3 hours

i work in a gas station in a flyover state and make fresh pizza every hour assuming it don't sell out early.

>> No.18146887

>>18144908
half of US adults read at a 4th grade level

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>>18144192
>serve this same slice out of a broom closet in brooklyn and people will swear its the best pizza they've ever had
Hey.
There's a reason for that. It's called New York City water. Your flyover state no one has ever heard of literally can't make NYC Pizza because you don't have NYC water. It's Science.
Did you know many pizza restaurants have resorted to importing water from NYC in an attempt recreating the world-renowned quality of NYC pizza? Yeah.
Cry about it.

>> No.18147043

>>18146887
Stop being racist, immigrants are trying their best

>> No.18147471

>>18144879
3 bucks for a freaking slice? Americans are nuts

>> No.18147490

>>18146825
yag?

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>>18144192
Needs olives

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>>18144879
I'm not even a lardass but I can't ever imagine paying for a single pizza slice, it's the whole pidza or nothing. If I'm feeling like a light snack I'd much rather prefer a dessert with coffee.

>> No.18147699

>>18144273
You're the retard that orders weird shit like pineapple and barbecue sauce.

>> No.18148384

>>18144275
That thing's drenched in grease.

>> No.18148415

>>18144192
>best pizza they've ever had
>Doesn't shred the pepperoni
Do retarded tastelets really?

>> No.18148431

>>18148415
?

>> No.18148483

>>18144192
You literally could not. I'm from PA, not New York, but I can easily tell the difference between a great pizza and shitty slop. I live close enough to NY where the standards aren't far off and our local shops would destroy any foodcourt pizza or anything from a chain like Dominos or Papa Johns.

>> No.18148631

>>18144936
I should pester my local pizza place to put as much pepperoni as possible, this looks good

>> No.18148693

>>18147031
New Haven (and most Connecticut) water is even better for making pizza.

>> No.18148816

>>18144936
that's pornographic.

>> No.18148837

>Costco 'za
Based.
Chicken bake and hotdog are good too.

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>>18144192
>>18144367

>> No.18148863

>>18148857
Absolutely fucking shit...

>> No.18148892
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>>18148863
Yeah, shes not great. Pizza looks whatevers too

>> No.18149147

>>18144273
My favorite pizza place has a double pepperoni. Big deli slices under the cheese and little normal ones on top. Amazing.

>> No.18149163

>>18148892
>>18148857
>>18144192
ihwsmu

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>>18149163
>ihwsmu
What's that?

>> No.18149359

>>18144192
Its good, alot of cheese, good pepperoni, its cheap, its nostalgic for people who grew up on it, its filling (only 2 bucks and you get a pretty filling slice of pizza, 4 bucks for big eaters especially if you top it each slice with a packet of parmesan, alot of food for your money)

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>>18148892
I'd like to be inside her with my cock..if you know what I'm saying

>> No.18150887 [DELETED] 

>>18144192
>jew yorkers are pretentious fags
more at 11

>> No.18150903

Americans, what is the best pizza you've ever eaten?

>> No.18150964

>>18148631
I've done it before, it becomes too rich. Couldn't eat more than a slice until I got stoned and ate the entire pizza, then was up all night with some seriously greasy shits.

>> No.18150976

>>18144192
Got any pics of this tiny mouthed girl?

>> No.18150999

>>18144879
Harris Teeter has a lot of good stuff but their pizza isn't one of them

>> No.18151003

>>18146825
>>18147490
its a rip off

https://youtu.be/FHgT9jxyTiE

>> No.18151012

>>18149359
>>18144192
Costco
https://youtu.be/nFMFlEtaKbM

>> No.18151023

>>18148857
Imagine if that was my cock. Going to go jack off to uncensored jav now

>> No.18151028

>>18151012
Big Mouth
https://youtu.be/l5p8pJ7NQww

>> No.18151032

>>18151028
Rape

https://youtu.be/cEpagkOPQWA

>> No.18151298

>>18144936
the pepper ronnie...

>> No.18151304

>>18144192
one bite everybody knows the rules

>> No.18151308

>>18144192
I've had a costco membership for years but never had a slice. Always went for the hot dog. Unfortunately Canada doesn't have the chicken bake.

>> No.18151409

>>18144893
it looks like the rest melted, because you can only see it on the basil leaves

>> No.18151450

>>18144371
Bro I live in Manhattan the $1-2 places you’re talking about are STRICTLY drunk/binge food. They look like dogshit up close and you know it.

>> No.18151511

>>18147031
no one cares about your shitty pizza just like no one cares about hollywood actors. Its all a grift for attention.

>> No.18151680

>>18147031
NYC water is literally a marketing cope because pizza is a low effort food even a mongoloid can master.

>a water scientist

Imagine being too stupid to see the word hydrologist and know what it means.

>> No.18151936

>>18145728
you are a faggot.

>> No.18152256

>>18144275
Cuntco pizza looks better than that.

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For me, it's Abby's.

>> No.18152269

>>18146887
I'd like to see you teach your farm equipment how to read

>> No.18152273

>>18151511
Reality begs to differ.
>>18151680
>NYC water is literally a marketing cope
Nope, it's scientifically proven.
>because pizza is a low effort food even a mongoloid can master.
Not without NYC water.
>too stupid to see the word hydrologist and know what it means.
It's a media piece aimed at educating flyovers about NYC water, of course flyovers don't know what a hydrologist is.
>>18148693
Never seen restaurants import their water by bulk. But they sure do NYC water.

>> No.18152361

>>18152273
>Never seen restaurants import their water by bulk. But they sure do NYC water.
so what? New Haven pizza is better than NYC pizza hands down

>> No.18152703

>>18144192
it's alright, but its too floppy for how thick it is

>> No.18152760

>>18147699
this. fucking weirdos out there putting that shit on a FUCKING PIZZA.

>> No.18153058

i cooka da pizza

>> No.18153059

>>18152703
retard unable to fold

>> No.18153136

>>18152361
Well the market speaks for itself, demand for NYC water exists for a reason. The opinion of one random guy with abnormal preferences is immaterial.

>> No.18153149

>>18153136
shut the fuck up faggot. the only thing abnormal is your undeveloped micro prefrontal cortex you underage troll.

>> No.18153168

>>18153136
>demand for NYC water exists for a reason
no one actually ships NYC water around that's just some clickbait made-up bullshit. you can recreate the water in the volume a restaurant might need with a $200 RO system and $5 of mineral salts

>> No.18153212

>>18153168
>no one actually ships NYC water around that's just some clickbait made-up bullshit.
Reality begs to disagree.
>you can recreate the water in the volume a restaurant might need with a $200 RO system and $5 of mineral salts
Sure. Good luck matching fractions of micrograms of about 50 different constituent minerals. Oh and I hope you have the biota ready to go too, sampled from the exact population from NY state and grown in identical conditions to produce the identical result. But something tells me you don't have a multimillion dollar chemical and microbiological lab facility in your restaurant.
>>18153149
k? All you have is impotent anger? Just accept it. There's a reason people think of New York City when they think of pizza. It's THE pizza. Either keep crying or accept reality.

>> No.18153215

>>18153212
New Haven makes the best pizza in America. It's an established well-known fact. You can kick and cry and try to cope all you want you just look like a baby dick faggot when you do so.

>> No.18153218

>>18153212
>50 different constituent minerals
Yeah, it's not difficult to recreate it even down to the microgram. Name more than 5 minerals LOL

>> No.18153221

>>18153215
>New Haven makes the best pizza in America.
They imported NYC water? Awesome, can't wait to try it. Otherwise naw
>>18153218
Cool. Can't wait for your pizza restaurant attached to a massive lab facility out in the industrial part of your flyover town. Keep me posted

>> No.18153223

>>18153221
LOL no. Connecticut has some of the best water in the world and it's definitely better than NYC water. I'm not even talking about the pizza.

>> No.18153230

>>18153212
>Reality begs to disagree.
please direct me to any retailer or information that restaurants import NYC water without using a clickbait advertisement article.

>> No.18153244

>>18153230
So you've already seen all the public information about restaurants importing NYC water and are setting the criteria of niche industry sources instead. You lost. Just accept reality
>>18153223
Cool, the thread is about pizza though

>> No.18153252

>>18153244
New Haven pizza > NYC pizza. I haven't seen any public information about it, but please share what you have.

>> No.18153401

>>18144273
>>18149147
https://youtu.be/VdQEgDj5AOQ?t=36
This is my all-time personal favorite, the Vinnie pie. they chop up the pepperoni into rough chunks and shreds instead of slices which gives the pizza a really unique texture. Plus the pepperoni generates this incredible spicy/cheesy pepperoni grease. Mopping that stuff up with the fluffy crust at the end of a slice is an absolutely transcendent experience.

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Valentino's, DC suburbs. Best I've ever had.

>> No.18153438

>>18152273
>NYC water is better
with all the rats, sewage and garbage around the street sure is
did you know in europe you can drink straight from the tap or a non-boat traffic river?

>> No.18153477

>>18144936
mountain mikes puts on too much pepperoni it just becomes overpoweringly salty pepperoni.

>> No.18153482

>>18153419
that looks fucking awful bro. improve your tastes

>> No.18153511

>>18144192
32 years old french guy here.
In a previous life I have been an avid customer of Patsy's east Harlem. Made and served by Mexicans but still a better pizza than a lot of places on the old continent.

>> No.18153886

>>18147031
St. Louis has even better water than NYC; that's why so many breweries were built there.

>> No.18153888

>>18147471
>3 bucks for a freaking slice?
We have much bigger slices than whatever third-world shithole you live in.

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>>18147031
>>18153886
its wa'ah

>> No.18153893

>>18150903
Lou Malnati's sausage and mushroom.

>> No.18153979

>>18152273
>this cope

People who fall for clickbait garbage don’t know what a hydrologist is

>> No.18154127

>>18144879
$8.99 seems a little much for a pizza. it's just a grilled cheese with tomato paste after all

>> No.18154702

>go to sketchy grill joint in LA
>takes them forever to even take our drink orders
>order grilled chicken
>loud swearing from kitchen during entire wait
>none of our dishes arrive at the same time, 15-20min between each
>this wouldn't be a big deal if it didn't take 45 minutes for the earliest one to arrive
>chicken is medium rare at best
>whatever, eat it anyway because I'm hungry and tired and it doesn't taste off
>big mistake
>before I can even finish, start feeling pressure on both sides of my digestive tract
>rush into toilet stall, somehow get everything into the toilet
>it's finally over after 15min of hell
>hear grunt from stall next to mine
>notice gloryhole
>notice erect cock
>still woozy from puking, not thinking straight
>give it a stroke, it's weirdly greasy
>one more stroke, wtf is this lube
>smell fingers, it's fucking mayo
>fuck this I'm outta here
>fumble to pull up my pants
>hear cursing from other side, he's pissed
>try to leave, fat motherfucker blocks the way
>it's Jack
>"THOUGHT YOU COULD FINISH ME WITH 2 STROKES HUH"
>drags me into his stall, holds my head inside the bowl
>"SMELL THAT WATER IT'S DIFFERENT THAN EAST COAST WATER"
>tears off my clothes with some kind of plastic claws
>"oh yeah let's make some corndogs"
>starts pumping batter into my ass, ignoring my "MAX FILL" tattoo
>cums after 5min, seriously he didn't even try
>he bolts, I follow him outside
>he leaves me without so much as a goodbye kiss
>watch him run off into the sunset, right arm dangling in the wind

>> No.18155941

>>18144371
Costco slices are like 800 calories each for $2, they load up the cheese and sauce on those things. The cheap NY slices are thin cardboard

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>>18144192
>4500 calories

>> No.18156054

>>18148431
>Doesn't know about based shredded pepperoni
It's the secret that BTFOs New York and Chicago faggots.

>> No.18156708

>>18154702
Okay thats gold lmao

>> No.18156791

>>18153401
What a beautiful clientele, they sure don't make them like that anymore.

>> No.18157459

>>18144192
I don't usually shop at Richmond Costco but I can recognize that's where this photo was taken at.
I usually go to downtown Vancouver Costco.

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I love being gay and I love being from the pizza capital of the world NYC

>> No.18157710

>>18146887
And the other half can't read lol

>> No.18158805

>>18156017
>ywn deliver pizzas around the Koprulu sector on a vulture
it didn't have to be like this

>> No.18160585

>>18144385
I was a piece of shit doe

>> No.18160834

>>18153888
no you dont fucking retard
i can literally see the pizza right there
if anything those are child portion pizza where im from