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18139306 No.18139306 [Reply] [Original]

>the caveman’s face when I go back in time and give him a Big Mac, a cold sprite, and a snickers bar

>> No.18139319

i wonder how sick a caveman would get from the immense shock of sugars nitrates etc that they would never encounter
would a big mac kill a neanderthal

>> No.18139325
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18139325

>the caveman's face when he meets iphoneposting, beta, nu-males for the first time

>> No.18139366

>>18139306
>this thread again

>> No.18139502

>>18139325
Guarantee, I’m taller, stronger, better looking, and more jacked than you
post body DYEL faggot

>> No.18139638

>>18139319
>would a big mac kill a neanderthal
Yes but not because of the sugars or nitrates, it would kill him because his gut wouldn't be used to the bacteria on modern meat and bread. It'd be like getting the India Shits, only 10x worse.

>> No.18139647

>>18139319
White people are like 50% neanderthal anyways and they can handle it fine.

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>>18139502
>Guarantee, I’m taller, stronger, better looking, and more jacked than you
>post body DYEL faggot

>> No.18139773

>>18139502
Got eem

>> No.18139786

>>18139502
hehe get it, it's totally /ck/ related cus anon is lookin' like a snack

>> No.18139791
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Not having to work hard for your sustenance was the biggest mistake in human evolution.

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>>18139306
>go back in time
You don't have to

>> No.18139856

>>18139807
I wonder what would happen if you dropped the sentinelese a Big Mac via drone, would they even recognize it as food?

>> No.18139968

>>18139791
Having to work hard not to become my sustenance will be the greatest hurdle in human evolution.

>> No.18139977

>>18139638
both you and the caveman would die horrible deaths from contracting diseases from each other

>> No.18140063

>>18139856
Well, someone left them a pig and they killed it and left its corpse to rot on the beach.

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>>18139306
it's ta mi Polishio

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>>18139306
he will just fucking die from indigestion

>> No.18140312 [DELETED] 

>>18140063
>shoot Big Mac with arrow
>doesn't die
>beat Big Mac with stick
>doesn't die
>leave Big Mac on the beach for 5 years
>doesn't die
>come back
>worship Big Mac

>> No.18140316

>>18139856
>shoot Big Mac with arrow
>doesn't die
>beat Big Mac with stick
>doesn't die
>leave Big Mac on the beach for 5 years
>doesn't die
>come back
>worship Big Mac

>> No.18140344
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18140344

>the cavewoman's face when I teach her how to eat pussy for the first time

>> No.18140390

>>18140063
Source?