Are Aphrodisiacs Real?

[Anonymous No.18133408]

[Anonymous No.18133413]

>>18133408
Yes, but if you're healthy a lot won't do much.

[Anonymous No.18133443]

MDMA is te most popular date rape drug on the planet because it makes you really horny and since you remember what happened the night before and how you enthusiastically "consented" it is less likely that a victim comes forward or for a rat dog cop to pursue the case

also weed really gets me in the mood

so yes they exist

[Anonymous No.18133493]

What about poppers? Where do you even buy them now

[Anonymous No.18133500]

Yes but not in the way you're thinking. I don't know of anything that will make you super horny and ready to fuck(not including hard drugs) but there are some things that are good for your circulation and stamina which help you perform

[Anonymous No.18133503]

>>18133493
ask your grindr date

[Anonymous No.18133508]

>>18133493
Any sex shop or online. usually sold as belt cleaner

[Anonymous No.18133529]

>>18133408
I don't know about this stuff but I thought it was VITAMIN K, horse tranqilizer?

[Anonymous No.18133536]

>>18133508
Wasn't that weird shit that people would eat then freak out and start trying to eat other people's faces?

[Anonymous No.18133538]

>>18133536
no that's bath salts

[Anonymous No.18133540]

>>18133500
MDMA

[Anonymous No.18133545]

>>18133538
Yup, thats it

[Anonymous No.18133549]

>>18133540
One million pills on the layer cake

[Anonymous No.18133633]

>>18133408
yep.
you want the realest 'disiac?
make a chicken alfredo pizza from scratch.
there's not one woman on earth that can resist the urge to fuck after you do that.

alternately, mozzarella sticks with heated salsa con queso as a dipping sauce.
women love cheese on cheese action.

t. married 10 years to a woman that has been disgusted by other men since she met me.

[Anonymous No.18133644]

>>18133493
Poppers?
That's for homos to get their butt muscles all open for easy access.

[Anonymous No.18133718]

>>18133408
none of this shit will work as well as a bowl of mac and cheese or cheesy broccoli. especially for a cumskin bitch

[Anonymous No.18133724]

>>18133718
But that's desperation. That said, cheesy cauliflower works too with a rotisserie chicken and a couple beers, just make the bitches think you worked for it.

[Anonymous No.18133922]

>>18133408
Tongkat Ali. I promise.

[Anonymous No.18134280]

>>18133633
I wish I had a horny cheese eating wife.

[Anonymous No.18134287]

A single sniff of a woman's anus will send men most pure at heart into a feeding frenzy.

[Anonymous No.18134689]

>>18133922
Just ordered some. Wish me luck on all the sex I won't be having anyway because I haven't been on a date since the memedemic started.

[Anonymous No.18134706]

>>18133408
The only proven aphrodisiac is a healthy diet and exercise. Especially exercise.

[Anonymous No.18134727]

>>18133644
nah they make you crazy horny, try masturbating and huffing poppers orgasms will never be the same again but you may become seriously degenerate

[Anonymous No.18134730]

>>18133545
The bath salts thing was a rumor, the basketballist who bit another bum's face off was just high on weed. That class of stimulant is pretty fucked up regardless though, makes meth look like pep pills

anyway aren't you supposed to rub spanish fly on her cunt and it makes it itchy which makes her want to get fucked more, it's kind of a different thing

[Anonymous No.18134739]

>>18133408
my guess isa theyre an anachronism brought on by malnutrition in earlier times

[Anonymous No.18134740]

>>18133408
Money is the best aphrodisiac known to man.

[Anonymous No.18134757]

>>18134730
>was just high on weed
I am not convinced there is an amount of weed that can push a person to do that

[Anonymous No.18134771]

>>18134757
there was another significant, obvious factor

[Anonymous No.18134866]

>>18134739
Most likely, since tons of relatively normal foods have been called aphrodisiacs. Oysters are just high in protein and zinc, which we all know is good for cooming. Chocolate is another one, but I'm guessing that's because it contains sugar and caffeine.

[Anonymous No.18135026]

>>18134730
idk how its taken but iirc it inflames the area to stimulate bloodflow, basically emulating horniness and maybe causing a recursive feedback loop of "well i must be horny" so the body rolls with it. the inflammation might include itching as well

[Anonymous No.18135039]

>>18133408
this raises a bigger question? can't even pure water or air make someone horny? do water and air count as food?

[Anonymous No.18135049]

>>18133408
Spanish fly makes me think of the boomer movie about some yte bois going to Tijuana in the 50's on a quest to get laid, get fireworks, and get spanish fly. The kid buys that buys the spanish fly in an epic twist of fate tries to use it on the dealers little sister. Hyjinks ensue

[Anonymous No.18135229]

>>18133443
Doesn't molly cause stimdick though?

[Anonymous No.18135296]

>>18134287
the only truth in this thread

[Anonymous No.18135316]

>>18133443
That isn't really how it works though. MDMA doesn't make you horny really, you can get horny if you really try but it is mostly just everything you normally do feels great.

[Anonymous No.18135340]

>>18135296
This book from when I was a little kid was supposed to scare me away from swimming in the Atlantic. That didn't work and I've never been eaten by a shark, yet...

[Anonymous No.18135348]

>>18133408
Get your gf to take a Tylenol, it's been shown that the active ingredient reduces inhibition and increases risk-taking behavior. It also blunts emotional pain.

[Anonymous No.18135355]

>>18135348
A beer or three works on chicks too, it's time tested and true.

[Anonymous No.18135371]

>>18135355
Yes but it is more subtle if you simply hide the ibuprofen behind the tylen

[Anonymous No.18135383]

>>18134757
>I am not convinced there is an amount of weed that can push a person to do that
that's probably because
>>18134730
>The bath salts thing was a rumor, the basketballist who bit another bum's face off was just high on weed. That class of stimulant is pretty fucked up regardless though, makes meth look like pep pills
This posters is probably a disinfo shill

Look up the story, the high detail version. SUPPOSEDLY: Two cops had TWO extremely powerful handguns, and they shot the bathsalts zombie guy multiple times and he didn't go down until they hit him in the head. It was scary as hell.

[Anonymous No.18135395]

>>18134757
>I am not convinced there is an amount of weed that can push a person to do that
that's probably because
>>18134730
>The bath salts thing was a rumor, the basketballist who bit another bum's face off was just high on weed. That class of stimulant is pretty fucked up regardless though, makes meth look like pep pills
This posters is probably a disinfo shill trying to be funny and confuse everyone. Still don't do weed.

Look up the story, the high detail version. SUPPOSEDLY: Two cops had TWO extremely powerful handguns, and they shot the bathsalts zombie guy multiple times and he didn't go down until they hit him in the head. It was scary as hell.

JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS.

[Anonymous No.18135551]

>>18134757
The people that go fucking crazy on drugs are usually seriously mentally ill to begin with. Whatever drug they're on is usually just a catalyst rather than the cause of their actions.

>>18135395
Happens all the time even with sober people. Famously the FBI had a shootout in the 80s with a bank robber that was shot 12 times and still managed to kill an agent and wounded two more before taking a bullet to the brain. He had no body armor and his toxicology report was 100% clean.
It's the 1986 FBI Miami shootout if you want to look it up.

[Anonymous No.18135564]

>>18134706
and zinc

[Anonymous No.18136091]

>>18135551
Ex-military. The guy who did most the legwork was an Army ranger. If they were regular joes I'd be impressed.

[Anonymous No.18136119]

>>18133408
Just take generic cialis you can get it prescribed online easily

[Anonymous No.18136142]

>>18133443
true. got super high on mdma and started making out with my friend (also a guy) and we are straight with girlfriends. we were out dancing and i mentioned how much energy i felt between us, and we did it for shits n giggles. definitely not something i would ever do sober

[Anonymous No.18136193]

>>18135229
I've heard that cocaine does that.
Causes angst and limpdik.

[Anonymous No.18136199]

>>18136119
That's a slippery slope that you probably dont want to go down, once addicted always addicted to that Pharm stuff.

[Anonymous No.18136200]

>>18133408
what about anaphrodisiacs? reject horny

[Anonymous No.18136210]

>>18136200
But me so hoonay,
me love you long time

[Anonymous No.18136215]

>>18136210
shut up woman i dont care

[Anonymous No.18136216]

>>18136215
I'll make you care beotch

[Anonymous No.18136222]

>>18136215
Bro, how old are you? What the fuck is this response?

And don't reply telling me you're a grown ass man. That only looks worse for you, manchild.

[Anonymous No.18136224]

>>18136210
what if I told you I don't have five dorrar?

[Anonymous No.18136229]

>>18136222
are you ok bro?

[Anonymous No.18136254]

>>18136224
no five dorrar
no pootitang?
five dorrar for all

[Anonymous No.18136266]

>>18136229
I'm ok just wheel me onto an airplane
and I'll be quite allright

[Anonymous No.18136269]

>>18133633
>you want the realest 'disiac?
Why would you type like this

[Anonymous No.18136293]

>>18136269
cuck
>>18136266
uhuh

[Anonymous No.18136613]

>>18133408
>tfw no woman will ever kidnap you and tie you to a pipe in her basement and force you to take these
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