Reubens

[Anonymous No.18133112]

Are they /ck/ approved?

[Anonymous No.18133122]

>>18133112
/ck/ here, no i dont approve of them

[Anonymous No.18133123]

>>18133112
>mayo based nonsense
completely inedible.

[Anonymous No.18133136]

>>18133112
Hell yeah, before this covid crap there was a cool place Corbin's that made a good Reuben, also Friendly's but they moved across a river so not so easy to do a takeout from anymore. I know that I can do this myself but sometimes I dont want to do that early in the morning or whatever, then cleanup and this that and the other thing.

[Anonymous No.18133149]

>>18133123
Where do you see the mayo...?

[Anonymous No.18133169]

>>18133112
now see that is what a appropriately proportioned reuben. So many places now put meme stacks of meat on them making it impossible to eat as a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18133250]

>>18133112
>Goyslop sandwich
Nope. Fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.18133278]

>>18133169
>So many places now put meme stacks of meat on them
God this triggers me so hard. There are so many other things where a ton of meat would be fine but not a fucking reuben

[Anonymous No.18133288]

>>18133123
>he’s too mature for mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.18133348]

>>18133112
no.

[Anonymous No.18133460]

I will NOT eat the zogslop.

[Anonymous No.18133474]

>>18133278
That's the problem with the nyc deli type places, they'll give you a ton of mean and like maybe four slices of rye or other proper bread. Its plain goofy and makes no sense, heck just lemmie get a doggie bag for all that meat and I can put in a fridge at home or even at work and I'll have meals for days.

[Anonymous No.18133478]

>>18133149
What do you think Thousand Island is?

[Anonymous No.18133480]

>>18133460
u will eat ze bugs and like it

[Anonymous No.18133487]

>>18133478
ketchup, mayo and relish

[Anonymous No.18133559]

>>18133288
nope.
it's just inedible.

[Anonymous No.18133582]

>>18133122
>>18133123
>>18133250
>>18133348
>>18133460
sounds like it's reuben you the wrong way

[Anonymous No.18133584]

>>18133582
i sneedled.

[Anonymous No.18133612]

>>18133112
Why the ridiculous amunt of meat?

[Anonymous No.18133937]

>>18133460
What's weird is that it's associated with Jews, but meat + dairy isn't kosher.

[Anonymous No.18134505]

Best in slot sandwich plus it makes chuddie wuddies seethe

[Anonymous No.18134507]

>>18133112
>i'm ready to settle down now

[Anonymous No.18134523]

>>18133112
No, the only thing sauerkraut belongs on is beer brats.

[Anonymous No.18135540]

>>18133112
There used to be a restaurant in downtown Portland called Tributes who made their ruben on toasted garlic buttered French bread with house made thousand island. It wasn't traditional, but damn it sure was good.

[Anonymous No.18135541]

>>18133112
>approval
they're gods gift to man

[Anonymous No.18137147]

>the less Jewish Rachel stands in your way

[Anonymous No.18137163]

>>18137147
That bread is too thick and that's not a reuben, that's a mess and should be thrown away unless of course it's a hoity toit fancy restaurant then charge $80 a plate for that not including sides.

[Anonymous No.18137185]

>>18133937
>meat totally okay
>dairy totally cool
>meat and dairy in the same building is a crime against God.
>no eat lobster or you will be damned.
>only eat the front quarters of an animal killed a certain way by a special guy
>no bacon
>come to kosher McDonald's to eat a not cheese burger.
Jews are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.18137192]

>>18137163
U crazy, I love a reuben but the turkey Rachel with like a nice Basil tomato soup is just ultimate comfy

[Anonymous No.18137201]

>>18137192
After all that it might as well be a ham & swiss on rye.

[Anonymous No.18137231]

>>18137201
I think I'd like a ham and Swiss on rye. Dang now I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.18137253]

>>18137185
Hey cool it with the antisemitism goy!

[Anonymous No.18137591]

>>18137147
Looks basic as hell, but looks pretty good I won't lie

[Anonymous No.18137739]

>>18137192
holy fuck that sounds amazing. never thought of having a rachel with tomato soup. gunna do that next, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.18137756]

I love the reuben, it might be my favorite sandwich, but it can be really mediocre if you get it from the wrong deli

[Anonymous No.18137766]

>>18133112

[Anonymous No.18137777]

>>18133478
Big Mac blood

[Anonymous No.18137849]

>>18137766
Whatever happened to Pee-Wee after he got nailed for jackin it in some NYC porno theatre?

[Anonymous No.18137904]

>Local diner serves reuben's with hot mustard
>Absolutely divine
>Small cafe opens up, get a reuben
>Has thousand island on it
>Ew what the fuck is that
>mfw I find out it's standard for the sandwich and not hot mustard

[Anonymous No.18138085]

What bread is acceptable for a reuben? I bought some pastrami online and it should arrive today. What would be your first choice and what would be a second choice?

What cheeses are acceptable?

[Anonymous No.18138102]

>>18133112
the bread looks very promising and i'd try it but everything that's put between it is pretty nasty and i'm sure i wouldn't eat it. bread is pretty interesting though

[Anonymous No.18138107]

>>18137147
Good turkey sandwich

[Anonymous No.18139180]

>>18138102
weak

[Anonymous No.18139184]

>>18133112
No, it's not kosher.

[Anonymous No.18139188]

>>18133112
>nitrates
No thank you, sir!

[Anonymous No.18139411]

>>18137253
This joke only works if the person is saying something that isn't overtly antisemitic or even meantioning the Jews.

Like, say I complained about flouride in drinking water, that's where the "cool it with the antisemitism" joke would work.

[Anonymous No.18139415]

>>18139188
Cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.18139431]

>>18133937
Pastrami sandwiches are associated with jews. Reubens are associated with delicatessens, which just happen to be associated with jews but are actually German

[Anonymous No.18139657]

>>18133112
i fucking love reubens

[Anonymous No.18139670]

>>18139657
Marry one