It's National Hotdog Day. Place your order

[Anonymous No.18130615]

Tons of free hotdogs available today in the USA if you know where to find them
I'll take one like OP pic
yellow mustard, raw onion, pickle relish.

[Anonymous No.18130617]

and before non-americans start talking shit about how this is just like any regular day, i assure you that jealousy gets you nowhere

[Anonymous No.18130622]

nationalal goyslop day

[Anonymous No.18130623]

I'm going to chug at least 5 hotdogs later
>mustard
>mustard ketchup
>ketchup Sriracha
>honey habanero bbq sauce
>chili cheese

[Anonymous No.18130624]

>>18130615
name 3 places that are giving away FREE hotdogs

[Anonymous No.18130628]

>>18130615
>goyslop thread # 49177940

[Anonymous No.18130630]

this goyslop shit is going to get one of you fags killed

[Anonymous No.18130637]

>>18130615
I didn’t know such a thing existed. Coincidentally I just ate a very nice hotdog with my own home made venison sausage, tomato relish, mustard, and jalapeños.

[Anonymous No.18130638]

>>18130624
Your moms house, she is blumbing them out of her baginis

[Anonymous No.18130640]

>>18130615
What can I do with about 140 hot dogs?

I invited a lot of people over for hotdog day, coworkers, friends, most initially said yes when I asked but now literally every one of them made up some excuse to not come today. The last person who was still supposed to come just texted me that they're not feeling well

I bought a lot for the party, the main stay was my hotdog feast, where I bought one pack of every kind of hotdog that they had at my local kroger. It was going to be fun, we all taste test the different hotdogs and determine which is the best.

But now I just have a lot of hotdogs and heartbreak.
Can I return them? Do stores accept that? They're not opened yet. If not, what else can I do with these, I don't really even like hotdogs that much

[Anonymous No.18130651]

>>18130640
Mass boil them, put them in their buns, wrap in foil and go throw then at homeless people downtown.
Or don't even boil them put them in a bun, and put them in neighbors mailboxes. They'll good throughout the day in the heat and your neighbors will be treated to a surprise lunch snack

[Anonymous No.18130654]

>>18130630
what?

[Anonymous No.18130826]

>>18130640
mildly stale copypasta but I never answered the original so here: go through with your original plan, wrap in foil, provide condiments, put em on a table, sell outside of an office park from 11:30 to 1:30 for $1.00 each, recoup much benefit

[Anonymous No.18130867]

>>18130826
these are some of the most-competitive contracts around
not even kidding

[Anonymous No.18130873]

>>18130867
that's why you don't ask permission, you just do it. the cops might come but if you give em free hot dogs they'll likely leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.18130915]

>>18130615
two dogs, grilled, toasted buns.
>>18130624
>FREE
you know nothing of america.
>>18130628
>>18130630
>goyslop
doesn't meet slop criteria, it's goyfeed.

[Anonymous No.18130919]

Is relish actually good? I got some for the first time today for my brats tonight.

[Anonymous No.18130929]

>>18130919
Ya tastes like sweet pickle

[Anonymous No.18130936]

>>18130929
>sweet relish

[Anonymous No.18130965]

relish is good
usually we just call it relish but it is sweet pickle relish. if you use anything sour like sauerkraut or some mustards, it provides a balance to the flavor
it's the equivalent of ketchup

[Anonymous No.18130967]

>>18130965
>a balance to the flavor
there needs to be no balance.
why are you broken?
why did you choose to wire yourself wrong?

[Anonymous No.18130968]

I've got to give it to you Germans, you truly have invented an excellent food. Much respect from a Bongland cousin.

[Anonymous No.18130974]

>>18130622
>>18130628
>>18130630
>>18130915
I have just the brand for you all!

[Anonymous No.18130984]

>>18130974
>ctrl+f "goyslop"
>reply to all without reading
solid effort, aussie.

[Anonymous No.18131004]

>>18130984
Nah, I got em all right

[Anonymous No.18131019]

>>18131004
not possible since you're not from a Holy place.

[Anonymous No.18131217]

>>18130615
relish, raw onion, melted cheese, ketchup and mustard

[Anonymous No.18131235]

>>18130919
Absolute garbage but the kids love it. Don't recommend it to mates who don't have kids (yet). They'll just laugh in your face and rightfully so.

[Anonymous No.18131238]

for me, it's the humble 'go dog. no ketchup of course