/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18129905]

How do I drink it black?

[Anonymous No.18129906]

You don't put sugar or cream in it, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18129907]

Practice

[Anonymous No.18129909]

put it to your lips and tip your head back.

[Anonymous No.18129918]

freshly ground, v60

[Anonymous No.18129919]

>>18129909
instructions unclear
penis burned

[Anonymous No.18129924]

>>18129919
It's ok common mistake

You want to use the side of the cup closest to you, using the far one is why you spilled it on your peepee

[Anonymous No.18129989]

>>18129905
It's not possible.

I simply refuse to believe anybody likes the taste of coffee black. It's just not true. They just think it makes them seem like some sort of tough macho man.It's the same guys who will make a ridiculous theater out of barbecue and pretend there is some mindblowing skill and flavor sensation involved in throwing an unseasoned steak on a grill and turning it.

Coffee tastes like shit. It just does. It's drank for caffeine and nothing else. Milk sugar, cream, and syrup can offset the taste of burnt shit and make it nice because you can't taste the coffee anymore.

[Anonymous No.18129994]

>>18129989
try some good beans faggot

[Anonymous No.18130000]

>>18129989
Yes, everyone needs to like the same things you do, otherwise they're just showing off.

[Anonymous No.18130004]

>>18129905
I had a lot of time and coffee but no sugar or cream at my previous job, so I got used to it.

[Anonymous No.18130125]

>>18129989
we all know we have it for caffeine so black is the best option the same can be said about alcohol no one actually likes the taste we all just addicts

[Anonymous No.18130136]

Reduce the amount of milk gradually over a couple weeks. You'll adapt. It's addictive and you'll come to enjoy the taste. It's just a slightly awkward transition because your body associates milk (and possibly sugar, or hazelnut or whatever else) with its caffeine craving.


same reason alcoholics enjoy the taste of rotgut gas station malt liquor and pill heads like the taste of dissolving pills on their tongue.

[Anonymous No.18130144]

>>18129989
macho man.. lmao

you're gay. post wrist. I bet you have arms like spaghetti noodles.

[Anonymous No.18130263]

>>18129905

[Anonymous No.18130644]

>>18130125
you can get stuff with higher alcohol than beer that tastes good
just like how you can get energy drinks instead of coffee
you don't have to hurt yourselves by eating bad tastes anons

[Anonymous No.18130664]

>>18129989
After a while you stop missing sugar

[Anonymous No.18130665]

>>18129918
How do you dial in a grinder? I can’t seem to get the right size grind for my breville machine

[Anonymous No.18130669]

>>18129905
cold brew, and you might find it palatable when it's been watered down.
Or you don't take it "black", you add a very small amount of oat milk.

[Anonymous No.18130673]

>>18129989
Some people like the taste. I think it tastes good. Putting any sugar in your coffee is automatically shit taste but adding milk is fine. I just stopped adding milk at some point and now I am drinking black coffee. Without milk you actually come to appreciate the different roasts much more. Milk should only be used for shitty coffee which is probably the reason why people put in milk in the first place. Also, most people are addicted to sugar and sweet things so that may have something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.18130685]

>>18129989
I just don't like the taste of sweet things. When I have to work I want a plain black coldbrew or hot coffee depending on the season because the punch of the bitterness also helps wake me up. If its the weekend I might make a fancier coffee at home but I'll stick to plain black when I'm working.

[Anonymous No.18130761]

I'm a BBC (big black coffee) guy now since it's better for my skin, though I had a latte the other day and I remembered that you really should have milk in coffee, but no sugar; sugar is for the plebs.

[Anonymous No.18130772]

>>18130761
Latte and cappuccino are completely different from coffee for me. I can always drink a cup of coffee but I hardly drink more than one cappuccino at a time.

[Anonymous No.18130794]

>>18130772
I was smashing lattes like nobody's business but it seems like everybody knows that that much milk is a bad idea, my skin is fucked now

[Anonymous No.18130844]

>>18129989
You're only partly right. Fermented drugs can be enjoyed for their fermentation aspect exclusively. Some people gorge on chocolate, chain smoke, gobble down beer and wine. Others enjoy Belgian chocolate, beer, wine and the occasional Cohiba cigar. Tea and coffee are no different.

>>18129905
By getting a Rancilio Classe 11 or Faema E71, Jamaican Blue Mountain and mountain spring water. And espresso cups ofc.

Or just get a Bialetti for induction and find a small local coffee roaster who's passionate about the job.

[Anonymous No.18131570]

>>18129989
The inability to recognize others' opinions as sincere is a common symptom of autism.

[Anonymous No.18131772]

>>18129989
It's a bitter flavor with complexity. Try better chocolate, peppers, hops. If you're consuming shit quality of any of these then of course they're poor products. Stop suckling the sugary jew.

[Anonymous No.18132024]

>>18129905
just buy some good coffee. if you're drinking cheap burnt garbage, of course you have to add milk for it to be drinkable. but for good quality coffee milk is not needed

[Anonymous No.18132052]

>>18132024
literally this. buy high quality beans.. grind them yourself.. and you can make a good cup with a Chemex, a aeropress, shit I make coffee with a Mr. Coffee 90% of the time and it tastes great. the beans are the key, and coffee is fucking delicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BqyluKkk0

[Anonymous No.18132062]

with a teaspoon of unsalted butter

[Anonymous No.18132081]

>>18132062
>butter
post bmi

[Anonymous No.18132744]

>>18129905
Stop being a child.

[Anonymous No.18132961]

>>18129905
just tell yourself that it's the right way to drink it
you don't even actually have to force yourself to drink it black, eventually you'll just start craving it that way

[Anonymous No.18133251]

>>18129905
Just do it. Used to do double doubles and decided I wanted to stop buying so much cream. After a week it became palatable, after a month it was enjoyable, 3 years later I find any sugar or cream in it disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18133272]

>>18129909
Based blowjob advice

[Anonymous No.18133281]

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead nigger in my garage.

[Anonymous No.18133311]

>>18129905
After every sip, say something along the lines of "got damn" or "shiiiiet"

[Anonymous No.18133342]

>>18133311

[Anonymous No.18133431]

I love the way black coffee contrasts with my breakfast of steak, eggs, hashbrowns and pancakes w/ maple syrup

[Anonymous No.18133488]

>>18133272
what kind of shitty blowjobs have you been giving

[Anonymous No.18134431]

Buy specialty beans from your local roastery and learn to use French press, v60 or aeropress

[Anonymous No.18134817]

>>18134431
>candy
sugar??

[Anonymous No.18134861]

>>18130263
Most based airplane line ever

[Anonymous No.18134909]

>>18129989
Hey, I've seen this post before!

[Anonymous No.18135284]

>>18134817
Only Melon, syrupy tropical fruit, and hint vanillin aftertaste what I got from cupping that beans.
Maybe the QC trying to deliver "carbonic maceration" Process that make this beans sweet taste with candy as cupping notes.