/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18123892]

My parents left on vacation for a month and stocked the hell of out the food for me.

There is fucking nothing I can cook. Literally no semblance of a vegetable besides potato, no peppers, no tomatos no mushrooms, no lemons or limes, and sure as fuck nothing green.

The fridge is full and I can't make a single reciple. wtf do boomers even eat? How do they cook with this? There's like meat and rice and pasta and baked goods and shit but nothing to actually cook anything.

I seriously don't know how there could be so much food and nothing to make.

[Anonymous No.18123918]

>>18123892
Is this b8? Just go shopping

[Anonymous No.18123921]

>>18123892
I had that problem when I was watching my grandma's house. She left tons of meat and snacks and starches but there were only a few vegetables. I finished the vegetables after a couple days and had a dream about eating a salad soon after that.

[Anonymous No.18123924]

>>18123892
What the fuck are you on about. If you have meat and rice and pasta you can cook something. Just go buy some vegetables. And why didn't you go shopping instead of them?

[Anonymous No.18123942]

T̶e̶s̶t̶

[Anonymous No.18124052]

>>18123924
I just wanted to make like some greek one pot rice and chicken dish until I realized I literally only have chicken and rice. Literally no fresh ingredients.

>>18123918
I don't leave the house. i'm 28 years old.

[Anonymous No.18124070]

>>18123892
Most vegetables are either kept outside for better taste and greens don't last for a month even in fridge.
Mentioned nothing in the fridge. this got to be a bait thread or someone had no idea about grocery or cooking so their parent bought 100 cinnamon bun and banquet meal.

[Anonymous No.18124105]

>>18124052
>I dont leave the house
lmao.

[Anonymous No.18124121]

>>18124070
>Most vegetables are either kept outside for better taste and greens don't last for a month even in fridge.

there is nothing but meat and microwave meals in the freezer, the veggies are not there. I don't need the veggies to last a month, I wanted to cook in bulk on the weekend and freeze my meals.

ketchup, milk eggs, chedder cheese, bacon, iced tea, orange juice, a bunch of BBQ sauce/mustand and shit, some salami, yogurt with fruit, margerine, some bagels, the fridge is filled but mostly with like drinks and sauces and spreads and shit.

pantry is full of soups and canned tomato sauce, cookies, crackers pasta etc.

the place is stuffed and there is nothing to fucking eat to make a proper dinner.

Like yeah I can make a fucking omlette or a grilled cheese or just make straight up plain chicke and rice or potatoes. All the core ingredients and nothing to actually make a meal. my kingdom for some basil, my country for a bell pepper.

[Anonymous No.18124138]

how do you usually get basil and peppers if you don't leave the house

[Anonymous No.18124154]

jesus, what a worthless, entitled, picky cunt. I feel sorry for your parents.

[Anonymous No.18124188]

>>18124154
shut up boomer. why is your species so fucking stupid? Do you not know how cooking works? this is embarrassing, like why buy anything at all, literal child abuse trying to make your kid obese by buying nothing but garbage convivence food.

[Anonymous No.18124194]

>>18124138
I don't eat those things unless I get takeout. Mom cooks white people food that isn't really a meal, just basic ingredients on a plate. porkchop with mashed potatoes, peas and BBQ sauce, chicken with white rice etc. often times white rice and potatoes together for some reason because carbs on carbs.

[Anonymous No.18124196]

>>18123892
>no photo of the fridge
Get fucked, faggot

[Anonymous No.18124202]

>>18124052
Get groceries delivered.

[Anonymous No.18124203]

>>18124196
im not letting you dox me nigger I wanted to make greek chicken and rice and i cant and now im upset.

[Anonymous No.18124210]

>>18124202
They don't offer that in my small town

[Anonymous No.18124220]

>>18124121
Feed yourself with whatever plain thing is given to you first, your fancy idea is not gonna fly at the moment because you won't carry your own weight to make it whole.
You can easily make egg and bacon breakfast with bagel as sandwich even, pasta and chicken boiled in soup, fried and served with sauces.
Get your ass to the grocery for your fancy pants basil tomato. Either by car driven by a helping neighbor on agreed time, or yourself with backpack on foot or bike. The earlier you embarrass yourself with basic life functions, the less embarrassment down the line. or Else you will end up in nursing home way before your parents.
How can you be a 30 yr old shut in and think your will be given what you wanted retroactively, not even requesting it before hand.
>>18124154
His parents make him this way.

[Anonymous No.18124221]

>>18124210
I don't have a credit card or any money anyway.

[Anonymous No.18124233]

>>18124220
>your fancy idea
nigger i'm asking for some cabbage, some spinach, a tomato, a cucumber basic ass cheap stable vegetables I can combine with the fucking 10 ribeye steaks they left me. Literally everything is here but the vegetables ( and herbs and spices)

>His parents make him this way.
Fuck you cocklover you don't know shit about my parents

[Anonymous No.18124240]

>>18124233
they left the cat with me and my aunt has to come over to make sure its fed and the litter box gets cleaned lol

[Anonymous No.18124272]

>>18124210
c r a i g s l i s t

[Anonymous No.18124279]

>>18124272
craigslist is not a thing in canada

[Anonymous No.18124289]

>>18124279
your grocery store will have pickup options, where you just show up and grab your shit out of a lockbox.
It's either that, or picking veggies off of dominos pizza.

[Anonymous No.18124307]

>>18124289
dude I don't have any money, let alone a car or license. i'm not selling my video games on facebook marketplace to buy vegetables. I don't wanna interact with people anyway.

[Anonymous No.18124313]

>>18124307
>canada
>one of the most generous neet programs in the world
>you guys got like 24k just for doing literally nothing over the plandemic
>"I've got no money"
you deserve to have nothing

[Anonymous No.18124321]

>>18124052
>28yr old shut-in
>parents afford to take a month long vacation
Just order out then you trust fund retard

[Anonymous No.18124355]

>>18123892
Take a photo of your parents' fridge. Do it, bitch.

[Anonymous No.18124401]

>>18124203
>im not letting you dox me nigger I wanted to make greek chicken and rice and i cant and now im upset.
Spices you might want to greek it up, would be dillweed, oregano, rosemary, pepper, thyme. if there is some Mrs. Dash, it's all dehydrated veggies, half bell pepper,onion, celery. Look for lemon-pepper blend. I like a sumac blend, never know.
No plain yogurt? Deglaze your pan with white wine, splash of vinegar, reduce.

[Anonymous No.18124495]

>>18124313
i got no money from covid because I never worked

>>18124321
it's 6 weeks actually which is normal when you have worked 40 years. I stopped getting an allowence after high school I just use internet all day, didn't even notice covid shutdown

>>18124401
no wine, just beer, we have a premixed "greek" seasoning and salt and pepper but thats it.

[Anonymous No.18124506]

>>18124495
oh we do have olive oil atleast

[Anonymous No.18124510]

>>18124233
Yeah, they are right there in the grocery store. Get them then.

[Anonymous No.18124546]

>>18124495
>didn't even notice covid shutdown
Kek. I didn't know what Covid was until the day before lockdown.

[Anonymous No.18124734]

>>18124233
Dude if my grandparents left me 10 steaks I would never stop munching that shit ur in heaven

[Anonymous No.18124760]

>>18124734
10 steaks not gonna last me 42 days bro.

The point here is wtf are they thinking? NPCs are all spoiled kid faggotry but like why all this quality meat and shit but no veggies or ingredients to make anything? I'm gonna be eating like a caveman, porkchops, steaks chicken no real sides.

[Anonymous No.18124775]

>>18124760
First of all point still stands, heaven. As for the sides didnt you say you have rice cheese whatever, if you have tortillas make burritos

[Anonymous No.18124813]

Dishpigs basically eat for free and all restaurants everywhere are desperate for help, at least here in the US. OP should consider applying.

[Anonymous No.18124867]

>>18124775
i have wonderbread and flour

[Anonymous No.18124897]

>>18123892
>stocked the hell of out the food for me
What the fuck do you mean? What is the problem exactly?

[Anonymous No.18124919]

>>18124867
Yummy, i love wonder bread. What kind of condiments?
>>18124897
Read the thread please your not the first one here it cant be that hard

[Anonymous No.18124920]

>>18124897
Read the thread
>stock house full of good, expensive meats and shit
>neglect staple foods that are needed to make any meal.

I can't cook anything. I can fry up a steak or bake a chicken breast but I don't have any ingredients to actually make dinner. Cut the amount of porkchops in half and get me some coconut milk and chickpeas for christ sake.

[Anonymous No.18124925]

>>18124920
Wonder bread guy here, grill the damn steak ;-;

[Anonymous No.18124926]

>>18124919
pretty much everything condiment wise, even oyster sauce and stuff.

[Anonymous No.18124933]

>>18124926
I would say make sandwiches then, idc about veggies on em but thats j a personal preference, they do taste good tho j meat and sauce

[Anonymous No.18124941]

>>18124933
I save my wonderbread for peanut butter sandwitch. I don't even have onions or garlic, but i've got 12 different types of cereal.

[Anonymous No.18124947]

>>18124121
Instacart if you’re agoraphobic

[Anonymous No.18124948]

>>18124941
Ik u said u wouldn’t already, but post fridge so i can get an idea for shit you could make w what u have

[Anonymous No.18124950]

>>18124920
You don't need to eat anything other than meat.
>I can't cook
Why the fuck not, it's easy as shit.
Check the meat's packaging, it should give you instructions on how to cook it.
Most of the time you just want to put a pan on the heat, add a bit of oil or butter, put your meat in there, flip it over with a spatula from time to time, take it out after the amount of time that should be on the packaging, let it rest for a couple minutes, eat the meat.
Maybe take a vitamin pill or a piece of fruit for vitamins.

[Anonymous No.18124957]

>>18124154
If someone is a shutin at 28 that doesn’t know so much as to context-switch and not call their mother “mom” to other people, they either have a developmental disorder or have been so failed by their parents that they brought it on themselves.
In all honesty there is almost never a reason to feel sorry for a parent, as a parent, beyond their kid dying in a plane crash or something.

[Anonymous No.18124964]

>>18123892
You need to be over 18 to post here kid.

[Anonymous No.18124966]

This thread seems sketchy but I cant quite place why

[Anonymous No.18124973]

>>18123892
Man your fucked hope you got cash for a maid because even if you can cook your kitchen is gonna look like a horders house by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.18124979]

>>18124957
>and not call their mother “mom” to other people
do americans really call their mom by their first name when others are around

[Anonymous No.18124981]

>>18124973
mom will clean it up when she gets back. I can use a dishwasher and do laundry she showed me before I left but i'm not doing garbage to cleaning sink or anything

[Anonymous No.18124990]

[Anonymous No.18125000]

>>18124775
make teriyaki steak and rice mixed together... yumm. I used to eat that all day everyday pre and post workouts.
Just make sure you make the rice with a little sugar and rice vinegar

[Anonymous No.18125009]

>>18124981
You have no idea what your in for and what it takes to keep a house clean.
Your gonna run out of clean shit by weeks end for sure.
You need to go buy plastic plates and knife's and forks and cups or the easier option is take a plate, bow, cup, knife, fork, spoon and never take more then one out and clean your pans and cutting board.
Your gonna get roaches and rats everywhere if you just leave shit out.

[Anonymous No.18125032]

>>18125000
When I pull out the chicken shawarma(not actually on the fuckin stick and everything j the marinade) I put it in a cast iron w a lid, cook it, then when it’s done and there’s blood and oil and seasoning in the pan I pour the whole thing in some cooked white rice, mix it, and by the end the rice is as seasoned as the chicken it’s a great side

[Anonymous No.18125039]

>>18125009
??? just keep the door closed and i'll be fine how would they even get in never had roach or mouse before

[Anonymous No.18125066]

>>18125032
The whole thing as the chicken and in the drippings from the pan, or just what was left over in the pan

[Anonymous No.18125071]

>>18125066
Ah shoulda clarified a bit better ye i mean j the fuckin oil and shit, also forgot to add i make a well with the rice, pour the oil in the middle, and mix in a circular motion to get it evenly spread thru the rice

[Anonymous No.18125101]

>>18124966
its because i made it all up and now im going to bed

[Anonymous No.18125104]

>>18125039
That's cause your dad's a chad and you are not.

[Anonymous No.18125135]

>>18124121
you had your chance to ask your parents to buy shit weeks ago you stupid shit
eat a bagel with some yogurt and be thankful you didn't have to work for it, then go back to your room and masturbate

[Anonymous No.18125182]

Maybe thats your parents nicest way to tell "Get your shit together."

[Anonymous No.18125191]

>>18124966
Obviously it's bait

[Anonymous No.18126287]

>>18123892
waaaahhhhh I'm an ungrateful zoomer, I also am too dumb to drive myself to the store. I'm too stupid to be creative with the food I have, I'm also humble bragging that I am better than my parents because I mentioned vegetables. I posted a picture of the guy I want to bang because I am a closeted homo.

[Anonymous No.18126295]

>>18124121
ok homo give all that stuff to the bums under the overpass where you get blown and go buy something else.

[Anonymous No.18127759]

>>18126287
>I posted a picture of the guy I want to bang because I am a closeted homo.
oh so that's why you clicked on this thread

[Anonymous No.18127797]

>>18124979
We refer to our parents as Mr. or Mrs. [surname].

[Anonymous No.18127865]

>>18124203
>he thinks we can dox him using only a photo of his fridge
You really are a fucking retard if you think anyone gives enough of a shit about you to consider even looking into doing that

[Anonymous No.18127891]

>>18127865
I would, and I'd succeed. I'm very good at it.

[Anonymous No.18127905]

>>18127891
You couldn't dox your way out of a meet and greet

[Anonymous No.18127981]

>>18125182
this. they obviously did that shit on purpose. simply dont play their games. eat everything, but dont fuck up the place if you ever want them to leave you alone again. I wouldnt even trust that they dont have nanny cams set up to spy on you while they are away. if I were you I'd be checking the router device list for anything you dont recognize.

[Anonymous No.18127989]

>>18127981
what is with you Jordan peterson tier NPCs who parrot this shit. Do you casuals ever read threads?

[Anonymous No.18128005]

>>18123892
Some actionable advice without snarky and projected self-loathing:

- Fuck the vegetables or full course meals, you basically only needs carbs to live. Make yourself rice, baked potatoes or pasta. Season with salt

- Defrost the meat. Easiest way to cook will be in a crock pot of you have one, otherwise bake it with a lot of salt and pepper. Spices are you best friend and you should learn how to use them

Wala, you will now survive for a week. If you run out of food before their vacation is up then you'll have to nut up and walk to the store or order grocery delivery. GL OP

[Anonymous No.18128017]

>>18127989
jordan peterson wouldn't encourage people to engage in machiavellian warfare just to continue relying on their parents

[Anonymous No.18128409]

>>18127759
that's the best you could do?
>I know you are so what am I?

[Anonymous No.18128766]

Whenever my ol' folks leave me alone I just end up going to Little Caesars daily. A nice Classic Pizza along with some Crazy Bread kept me full the whole day.

[Anonymous No.18128832]

If you can't make a meal out of the ingredients you have, youre useless and should KYS
If you can't buy some basic produce as an adult, you're useless and should KYS
i dont think living with your parents as an adult is inherently bad, but of you don't contribute and are completely reliant on them, you're useless and should KYS

[Anonymous No.18129003]

>>18128832
I'm not doing shit because a couple of retards had to bump uglies fuck that noise.

you don't catch a fish and then tell it to grow legs and become a frog like all the others before tossing it back in.

if breeders would stop breeding, jews wouldnt have any slaves.

[Anonymous No.18129010]

>>18129003
If you dont want to put in the effort to live an enjoyable life, then literally just KYS. It makes more sense than living a life you hate.
You are not owed anything.

[Anonymous No.18129017]

>>18123892
>left on vacation for a month

[Anonymous No.18129090]

>>18129003
>i was born
>therefore all of my problems are my parent's fault
>i will do nothing but complain about it
Honestly dude, you're a fucking nigger and a faggot. Get a life

[Anonymous No.18129719]

>>18129010
>>18129090
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.18129723]

>>18129719
Happiness is in the world, either obtain it or don't. The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.18129881]

>>18127891

[Anonymous No.18129887]

>>18123892
>useless spoiled neckbeard
Please starve to death.

[Anonymous No.18129963]

>>18129723
genuinely retarded if you believe this carrot on the stick shit.

[Anonymous No.18129972]

>>18124121
How about don't be a faggot and think outside of the box and make some weird shit like poorfags had to growing up.

[Anonymous No.18129977]

>>18123892
>potato
Mashed potatoes, shredded hash browns, potato wedges, potatoes au gratin, hasselback potatoes, cubed hash browns.
You can make variations of these by adding egg and/or different meats.

[All fields No.18130160]

>another useless adult thread
Why is this thread still up?

[Anonymous No.18130671]

>>18124194
time to browse /ck/ and learn how to cook like a real man

[Anonymous No.18130677]

>>18123892
what the fuck is in ur fridge

[Anonymous No.18130797]

>>18130160
>Why is this thread still up?
because if mods or jannys took down every troll thread there would be nothing on /ck/

[Anonymous No.18130858]

>>18124121
>>18129881
i could live on this
skill issue
as another useless adult you need to learn to be a cockroach
learn your place and skim what you can justify taking
if you're going to bitch about it do something else with your life, you don't have the skills to be no-skilled
how do you do nothing yet believe you deserve things lol

[Anonymous No.18131214]

I bet your parents are having a blast without your useless ass. Just like the good old days. If I was the I wouldn't come back.

[Anonymous No.18131286]

>>18129881
if this is actually OP then your fat boomer parents are tricking you into exclusively eating out of the drink fridge

[Anonymous No.18131318]

>>18124052
based fellow neet. just amazon prime bro

[Anonymous No.18132331]

>>18126287
Why would you want to bang Jeff Seid? He is like evil Zyzz, he is a total fuckin toolbag

[Anonymous No.18132341]

>>18123892
What kind of meat?
>Whole chicken
Stuff it with rice
>Ground beef
Pasta with meat sauce/meat balls
>Ground chicken
Heavily season and mix with rice
>Chicken breast
Eat it with your rice
>Pork loin
Stuff it with rice, bake
>Deli meat
Make a sandwich
>Whole ham/turkey
Either eat the thing plain or make a soup with some butter and flour and milk
>Pork chops
Eat with your rice
Your problem has solutions even if you’re a shut in loser

[Anonymous No.18132343]

>>18126295
Fuck the homeless >:)

[Anonymous No.18132371]

>>18124867
Make a roux with that flour and have creamy chicken soup or use your yogurt and have chicken salad. Bake a steak in tomato sauce. This is your time to get creative if you’re such an entitled 30 year old brat that you can’t feed yourself with 10 ribeye steaks boo hoo. If you can’t do something imaginative then you aren’t a cook