/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18123277]

>making crepes
>recipe asks for 4 eggs or 200g of them
>the ones I have are pretty big so I figure I might as well measure them to not fuck it up
>pour 2 eggs and decide to settle on 3
>3rd one has 2 fucking yolks inside so I end up with 4 eggs like the recipe asked of me
>exactly 200g
What did god mean by this

[Anonymous No.18123287]

>>18123277
You are now a disciple of this man

[Anonymous No.18123312]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Alternatively, if you're Jewish, sue the farmer for not meeting expectations and insist the government pay for your lawyer because this is ultimately the fault of the USDA.

[Anonymous No.18123414]

>>18123277
I bought a dozen eggs once and 3 out of 12 had 2 yolks in them. Since then not a single egg with 2 yolks. What are the odds of that?

[Anonymous No.18123430]

>>18123277
Anyone get a fertilized egg? I went through all the hastle of making a cake from scratch, cracked one egg, fine, second egg, fine, crack the third and fucking blood and what looks like a premature chicken plops into my batter. I took as much of the blood and aborted chick out and put it in the oven. My guests aren't gonna know.

[Anonymous No.18123463]

>>18123287
So… Eggman. Let’s talk for a moment. You like wordplay? Alright, so, I’ve got a good reason for you to go back to calling yourself Robotnik. ‘Cause spelled word backwards? You say Eggman? That's saying, "Nah-I'm gay". You split it up a little bit further, it sounds like "NAH! GAY!" And at least Kintobor sounds more sophisticated than that! So what do you have to say for yourself now, Namgge?

[Anonymous No.18123473]

>>18123463

[Anonymous No.18123513]

>>18123463
Son please come home and have sex with your sweet mother. I am moist, sweaty

[Anonymous No.18125243]

you have to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.18125250]

>>18123277
bye frogshit