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18122456 No.18122456 [Reply] [Original]

This is evil in a bottle. It has no nutritional value, it has far too much sugar, caffeine and mystery additives in it and everything about it, from the flavor to the texture to the packaging is specifically built to sink it's hooks into you. I can't stop fucking drinking it.

>> No.18122503

>>18122456
There's barely any caffeine in it.

>> No.18122510

I drink like 1-2 sodas a month as a treat.

>> No.18122537

>>18122456
It's because you are weakness in a body

>> No.18122553

>the texture

Nigga what

>> No.18122565

>>18122553
Like the carbonation and the viscosity of the drink

>> No.18122568

>>18122553
it's watery

>> No.18122738

>>18122568
I sure would love drinking a thick fucking soda

>> No.18122766

>>18122565
So you mean mouthfeel, not texture specifically.

>> No.18123130

>>18122766
yeah I guess so

>> No.18123507

>>18122503
isn't it like 60 mg? that can be a lot close to bedtime.

>> No.18123523

>>18123507
29 mg per can
39 mg per bottle

>> No.18123606

>>18123507
i unironically drink coffee before bed, the rush fads quickly and i crash right out

>> No.18123627

>>18122456
You know that fungus that takes over an ants brain and forces it to help the fungus reproduce before killing it and spreading?
coke is the fungus and mexicans are the ant
you dumbasses have been acting like coke was estus IRL for so long even your children are born addicted to it.

>> No.18123644

>>18123627
mexicans are genetically made to obsess over this shit, coca cola hysteria is exactly the same as what that bitter chocolate drink was for the aztecs.

>> No.18123656
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18123656

>>18123627
maybe

>> No.18124029

>>18123627
>>18123644
I'm not mexican? I'm a newfie

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18125160

Water has no nutritional value either you dumbfuck

>> No.18125622

>>18125160

If choosing healthy water over fucking coke is considered dumbfuck, then I am proud of being dumbfuck.

Still smarter than you though.

>> No.18125632

>>18125622
in a purely survival standpoint, drinking coke is probably better for you. Since it has more calories. Water has no calories or nutrients. It's only good for hydration. Yes it's unhealthy to drink a lot of coke because it is calorie dense. That's why water is perceived as healthier.
But if I crashed my plane in the northern Canadian Wilderness, I'd rather have a 2 liter coke than a 2 liter of water.

>> No.18126352

>>18125632
you will get thirsty before you get hungry

>> No.18126364

>>18126352
And coke is refreshing.

>> No.18126388

>>18122456
>mystery additives
Literally the only thing that's not spelled out is coca leaf and kola nut. Schizo much?

>> No.18126392

>>18123606
just because you are out does not mean you are having quality sleep ie REM.
want proper rest, quit caffeine after 1pm.

>> No.18126397

>>18123523
57 in a 20oz, but that's lower than diet's 60 something or Mt Dew with 91 in every product.

>> No.18126411

If Coke had 1/3rd of the sugar it'd be perfect. I've gotten addicted recently to overpriced cola kombuchas that have like 8g of sugar only, they're so good.

>> No.18126424

>>18126392
Kookery. Everyone's body processes drugs differently. The physical pain from not consuming caffeine for half a day would prevent me from sleeping.

>> No.18126428

>>18124029
good job doxxing yourself bitch, coming over right now with a couple of frosty ice cold cokes

>> No.18126634
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18126634

nothing like a cold Coke in glass bottle on a hot summer day

>> No.18126924

>>18126634
Imagining Morgan Freeman saying that.

>> No.18126952

>>18122456
>drink 1 liter minimum every. single. day.
>30 yr old now
>still have my concave negative twink belly
>no diabetes at all

that's literally not my problem OP

>> No.18127997

>>18126952
I drank it once and died of diabeetAIDS. Corn syrup is bad. :(

>> No.18128250

>>18126952
To be fair, if your calories in-out ration is skewing towards out, soda isn't going to have that much of an impact on your physique. I would be more concerned about the quality of your liver, since it's doing double duty processing all that fructose. The only downside of drinking sodas for the calories are that they lack vitamins and protein.

>> No.18129373

>>18128250
Sure thing, fatty.

>> No.18130511

>>18122766

>> No.18131606

i like the yummie juice

>> No.18131613
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18131613

>>18122456
You've clearly failed to see the potential.
Think it through...

>> No.18131617

>>18122456
If you're like me you might be addicted to the carbonation more than anything. Try moving to sparkling water and see if it helps.

>> No.18131833

>>18131617
thats no fun at all

>> No.18132462 [DELETED] 

>>18128250

>> No.18132468

>>18128250
CICO cope (CICOpe)

>> No.18133461

Yup. But add it to rum or fireball liqueur/whisky on the rocks and damnnnnnnnnnnn it’s worth the diabeetus

>> No.18133466

>>18131617
Based. Seltzer is refreshing, also goes delicious with rum if you still want to continue suiciding yourself