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18120257 No.18120257 [Reply] [Original]

You do use finger tongs when eating messy finger foods when out? Right?

>> No.18120264

>>18120257
No I'm not a faggot.

>> No.18120266

>>18120264
Have fun when out looking like a slob

>> No.18120271

>>18120266
I'm already a fat fuck so it's expected anyway.

>> No.18120274

>>18120271
Not even gonna lie, based

>> No.18120685

>>18120257
I have testicles instead.

>> No.18120757
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18120757

>mfw they don't make face tongs yet

>> No.18120797
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18120797

sometimes when I order a shitton of wings alone at home I'll glove up

>> No.18120819

>>18120271
This. Besides, I'll just suck the sauce off my fingers and then head off to the loo to wash my hands.

>> No.18120833

>>18120266
Anon if you order fingerfoods in public, from hot wings to burgers, you’re already a schlub. And trying to church it up? No different to wearing a t-shirt with a tuxedo print to a wedding. You’re not classy for eating your pizza with cutlery.

>> No.18120857

>>18120833
It's only gross if you're unattractive

>> No.18120919

>>18120833
I really want to go to a pizza place in Italy, pick up that saucy flatbread they call pizza, roll it up into a burrito and chow down. It's not the right way, but it's the funniest way.

>> No.18121936

>>18120857
True

>> No.18122033

>>18120257
Yup. Brought these once to hang with my mates at the pub on wings night. They laughed at me when I took them out but eventually saw how useful they were. Now we go to our regular pub every Wings Wednesday and we all keep our fingers clean with these. We are even affectionately called the "clean finger boys" by the servers, some of whom are quite the tight little pieces...

>> No.18122124

>>18120257
realistically these are only useful if the wings are actually spicy and you don’t want to set your dick or eyes on fire when you inevitably touch either of them in an hour

>> No.18122316

Its going to touch the inside of your mouth and your stomach, why the fuck do you care if your hands touch it? Its like sucking a cock raw but then wanting to wear gloves to give a hand job.

>> No.18122962

>>18122316
I guess they're worried about when they finger each other's asses later.

>> No.18122996
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18122996

>>18120257
Yes. I never lose any taco filling.

>> No.18123030

>>18120257
If I ever see some tool using these, I'm taking a picture of them and posting it everywhere I can so people can laugh at them.

>> No.18123072

>>18120257
ive seen threads on /gif/ with less faggotry

>> No.18123099

>>18120266
>>18120266
>>18120257
imagine willing eating microplastics and subjugating them to heat and cool cycles.

>> No.18123106

>>18120833
ethanopian wedding checkmate.

>> No.18123116

>>18120797
>sometimes when I order a shitton of wings
Anon no one on 4chin makes enough money to be able to still afford a "shitton" of wings. Quit larping.

>> No.18123123

>>18123030
I'm sure whoever would use these in public are confident enough to not mind having their pictures taken by some fat befedora'd incel desu

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18123127

>>18122996
This is the face that has seen horrors beyond your comprehension

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>>18123127
I knew I recognized her from her earlier work.

>> No.18123207

>>18123106
Make sure to dig your left hand into the roast lamb.

>> No.18123684

>>18120257
I use chopsticks

>> No.18124265

>>18123684
BASED