Ikea cafeterias

[Anonymous No.18112994]

Does anyone else go to Ikea just for the food? I used to eat there constantly because I’m addicted to the Swedish meatballs. Nowadays I just stop by to buy them frozen. I don’t even care if they’re allegedly made out of horse meat, they are just that good.

[Anonymous No.18113009]

>>18112994
no but if I'm getting something I'll usually get food and some swedish foods.
they have a pretty good swedish food market too. they changed up the meatballs on my last visit and it just wasn't the same. I remember like over a decade ago the quality of food was distinctly better.

[Anonymous No.18113073]

>>18112994
Cheap as fuck so yese

[Anonymous No.18113122]

i like their salmon.
Just in general the service in Ikea was at least twice better than any local service they have in my country.
I really enjoyed going there. Maybe it was just beginners fluke though.
Fucking free coffee refills when a shitty large gas station coffee with milk is 5 bucks here.

[Anonymous No.18113145]

>>18112994
>putting sugar on meatballs
Americans are so fat and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18113239]

I normally buy some pickled herring, a bag of daim and a slab of kopparberg, the meatballs are ok

[Anonymous No.18113247]

>>18112994
my daughter got molested at ikea and i wasn't there for her, i regret it

[Anonymous No.18113257]

>>18112994
I miss ikea so much. I am now in a country where there is no ikea, but back when I lived in Malaysia I would regularly go to the ikea just to enjoy the restaurant. It had damn good creme caramel as well. Earlier in the year I was craving the ikea meatballs so bad that I ended up just trying to make my own, but with venison. Turned out really great but the recipe I used is now gone, 404ed

[Anonymous No.18113262]

>>18113247
You could have just had a turn when you got her home. Having other people around while you do it isn't that great.

[Anonymous No.18113267]

>>18113247
ah, the authentic swedish experience

[Anonymous No.18113272]

>>18113247
what was the gender of the molester?

[Anonymous No.18113285]

>>18113272
I think it was something like MtG according to her.

To stay on topic though, IKEA food is disgusting and anyone enjoying their disgusting sloppa should get relocated to the most melanin-enriched neighborhood available in the USA.

[Anonymous No.18113331]

>>18113257
>I am now in a country where there is no ikea

Where are you?

[Anonymous No.18113335]

>>18113331
vietnam

[Anonymous No.18113405]

>>18112994
>allegedly
its a proven fact home slice. but you do you.

[Anonymous No.18113598]

>>18112994
Wait what is even wrong with horse meat? I don't eat it that much but I've eaten it at a restaurant and it tastes fine

[Anonymous No.18113615]

>>18113262
Babbys first 4chan joke.

[Anonymous No.18113696]

>>18113598
Had horse meat on a pizza in Malta the first night I was there . Tiny village so that’s all there was . It was tasty
Love ikea meatballs but I can eat so many. Downside is waking up at 2am dehydrated as fuck from them

[Anonymous No.18113714]

Does anyone have a meatball recipe that actually manages to reproduce the IKEA flavor? I tried like 10 and they were nothing alike.

[Anonymous No.18113715]

>>18113257
Well anon, here's a tip if you're ever in the country again: the best time to go to ikea's restaurant in Malaysia is always around Friday noon

[Anonymous No.18114156]

>>18113285
>he doesn't know about the lingonberry pulled pork sammy with mac and cheese
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18114162]

>>18113714
You can buy ikea frozen meatballs. Ive never had them or ever been to ikea though

[Anonymous No.18114177]

>>18113145
>Ikea
>American
Nigger lol

[Anonymous No.18114205]

>>18113267
Kek beat me to it

[Anonymous No.18114367]

>>18113145
? Where the fuck do you see sugar here?

[Anonymous No.18114409]

>>18114162
I know but i tried to do them from scratch and failed. It's either the meat or the spice blend.

[Anonymous No.18114417]

>>18114367
>if you don't literally see granules of sugar that means there isn't any
amerifat logic

[Anonymous No.18114843]

>>18114417
if you claim there is sugar, then why can't you explain where it is instead of calling people fat? it's pretty simple

[Anonymous No.18114861]

>>18114367
just a butthurt turd worlder baiting. he needs attention from americans.

[Anonymous No.18114866]

>>18112994
I would go on Sundays and get a huge plate of breakfast with sausages, scrambled eggs, pancakes, bacon, toast, a drink, whatever you want and it was like $2 total, and that was fairly recently.
I think they still make $$$ because of the sheer volume of people they serve.

[Anonymous No.18114868]

>>18114417
You never responded when it was said Ikea is European and not American

[Anonymous No.18114876]

>>18114843
I think, after decades of false pumping by the literal descendants of the children of the devil who control their media, a lot of these europeons and other thirdies actually believe the propaganda, and that somehow westerners that are the most intelligent people on the planet are actually dumber than they are somehow.
It's actually amazing cope.

[Anonymous No.18115560]

Thank you OP for liking swedish meatballs, im swedish and that makes me happy!

[Anonymous No.18115649]

aren't those bags of meatballs like $30? I was about to buy some the last time I was there before I saw it was priced per pound and not for the entire package.

[Anonymous No.18115654]

>>18112994
No. Fuck that place. Fuck their food. And FUCK their shitty furniture.

[Anonymous No.18116877]

>>18112994
I went to IKEA one the service was awful and the food below average. Definitely one of the worst food offer in my area

[Anonymous No.18116889]

Swedish style meatballs are literally one of the easiest foods to make in large quantities at home and keep well in the freezer. Why not spend an hour making them and have them when ever you want?

[Anonymous No.18117078]

>>18116889
Because you can just go to ikea and have them made for you with 0 effort in 0 hour instead, you fucking retard?!

[Anonymous No.18117435]

>>18116889
What makes the meatballs swedish anyway, nutmeg and allspice?
I did eat at Ikea a few years ago and the food was so ridiculously cheap I thought the cashier made a mistake. I ate a schnitzel of some sort, nothing special but great for a few euros

[Anonymous No.18117641]

>>18113714
Is the official recipe not accurate? https://www.ikea.com/jp/en/stores/restaurant/meatball-recipe-pub2252cf10

[Anonymous No.18117649]

>>18113145
die of dysentery then, third world nigger

[Anonymous No.18118005]

>>18117078
wtf i forgot i live in ikea

[Anonymous No.18118220]

>>18114409
>It's either the meat or the spice blend
Spices? There are spices in there, even a blend? I tried those Köttbullar once in the IKEA restaurant and they were the blandest fucking shit. Never again.

[Anonymous No.18118224]

>>18113247
I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.18118285]

>>18113122
>IKEA is the paramount of service and eating in your country
Jesus that sounds bleak.
>>18112994
Cheap and cheerful, here in the UK you can get hotdogs n calzone type things too. I remember going there on a date at 17 with my soon-to-be long-term gf and she demandingly told me "I'll have a meal."
Fucking bitch you get what you're given. >>18114876
IKEA isn't American and Europeans are more intelligent statistically and innovated most Inventions. Pretty much every American invention has been created by a fresh Euro immigrant

[Anonymous No.18118342]

>>18113257

Swe-fag here. Just search for "Köttbullar med gräddsås" for a shitton of recipes. Use Google translate to translate.

Trevlig spis.

[Anonymous No.18118353]

>>18114409
Besides salt and pepper only use tiny amounts of spices. Definitely allspice, probably mace or nutmeg, maybe cloves, ginger, cardamom or other typical sausage spices.

[Anonymous No.18118356]

>>18113257
> 404ed
What moron doesn’t print the recipe? How do you even survive with such a low iq?

[Anonymous No.18118357]

>>18112994
I don’t like eating there but I go to IKEA a couple of times year to buy the meatballs and potato pancakes.

[Anonymous No.18118808]

>>18118357
Do they play on the confusion between Switzerland and Sweden?
Rösti sounds like it could be a Swedish dish but it's actually Swiss.

[Anonymous No.18118817]

>>18112994
I used to eat breakfast at Ikea every Saturday until the pandemic killed it. I've never tried their meatballs.

[Anonymous No.18118831]

>>18117641
No they aren't that's the basic meatball I made 1000 times. It tastes nothing like the ones from ikea

[Anonymous No.18118920]

>>18118285
Are free unlimited coffee refils a common thing in the UK then? If so you're living nice.
The girl in charge of putting the meat dishes dropped a thing on the counter and the manager lady asked her to throw it away and make a new plate without me having to do anything.
At this price yeah it's pretty damn high standard for sandnigger shithole where I live. I have very good first impression of it. I'd go more frequently but there's a longish drive

[Anonymous No.18119190]

>>18117641
>Is the official recipe not accurate? https://www.ikea.com/jp/en/stores/restaurant/meatball-recipe-pub2252cf10
IKEA swedish meatballs are bland, as is their recipe. They don't have any of the actual spices they should feature. It should have allspice at the very least. That said, I guess I can see how they are addictive since the prices are so nice there.

I don't live within an hour of an Ikea anymore, so never go without a good reason. When I did live near one, I went often, since it was outside the mall in Woodbridge, and going to and from DC, it's just on the way like that. I always picked up some plants, party napkins and things for the kitchen. The store MADE you walk the entire store to get to the cafe, so not every trip. I usually got a salad, or coffee and dessert, not meatballs. I'd try to always get a lingonberry drink and a package of cinnamon rolls to go near the exits no matter what. Might be some tetrapak juices that were awesome and lots of gingerbread at holidays. They have a few things worth taking home, like a Daim torte for the freezer, thin cookies, or some cloudberry jam.

[Anonymous No.18119198]

>>18119190
>The store MADE you walk the entire store to get to the cafe

>he doesn't know about the shortcuts

[Anonymous No.18119296]

>>18112994
My recent meal. Shit was cash :)