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>> No.18112608

wow! is that a biblically accurate angel????

>> No.18112646

>AST Manderville relic weapon

>> No.18112749

is this that greek gyro i keep hearing about

>> No.18112750

no its a GEAR-o hahahahha get it cause there so many gears there

>> No.18112762

there are certainly bearings, but looking at the contraption, there are zero gears. it's entirely hand-cranked and otherwise just spins because of gravity, no gears necessary.

>> No.18112775
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lets hear your better pun then ohhh faggy engineering student

also mother fucker look at 0:01 through 0:03 at the right hand side at the fucking gear box spinning. asshole

>> No.18112882

I need the Interstellar theme with this.

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The heart of the ship

>> No.18113383

Good one

>> No.18113403

Someone make this real

>> No.18113410

Biblically Accurate Pizza

>> No.18113413

What's in there? I thought it was some kind of spatchcock bird at first but I paused it and that's way off

>> No.18113498
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Arigato... Gyro!

>> No.18113579

Chinese people look at this and think yeah that's good food right there

>> No.18113586

Biblically accurate pizza oven

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>> No.18113606

This might be the most retarded start to a /ck/ webm thread in a while and that's really saying something

>> No.18113621
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>they paid 700 dollars for this, just so they could look at it through their phone
>I watched this webm for free
>I don't even have to tip

Restaurant sisters we got too cocky

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>be game dev
>just finished changing your animations to avoid gimble lock
>friend invites you to bbq
>their grill is this
>"can you look after the grill while i poop thx"
>grill gets gimble lock
>meat starts burning

>> No.18113685

That'll be $376.49 excl. Tip

>> No.18113932

Looks good

>> No.18113937

Yeah I'd try it

>> No.18114024
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This thread is about to get EGGED.

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So, as I pray...

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>> No.18114077

That’s alenia (spl?) in Chicago right. Pretty sure that’s chef Grant at the end. Prob a $1,000 tab for 2 all in

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>> No.18114119

this webm is just cringe.
howtobasic was never funny.
no, it's not slapstick.

>> No.18114134

that's a rice dish, not an egg one.

>> No.18114143

The gyroscopic forces cook the meat.

>> No.18114149

It’s just nerves causing spasms in freshly slaughtered meat, you autismo

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in my restless dreams I see that pizza.

>> No.18114159

OMG, he's actually trying to teach other chefs his bullshit method of high heat eggs, too??? They must be laughing behind his back. Look how Aaron Sanchez is talking about him, rofl.

>> No.18114169

Very good

>> No.18114170

What the fuck? Parasites?

>> No.18114171

Can you give me a link to one of your cooking shows, or the address for one of your Michelin star restaurants?

No? Then shut the fuck up.

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>you have to eat all the eggs

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>> No.18114290


>uses Kraft processed cheese powder
>adds a bunch of fresh grated cheese anyways

This must be a Kraft shill

>> No.18114326

Didn't he literally say he did this becaus ehe knows his retarded customers will may for anything as long as it looks elaborate?

>> No.18114337
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At 00:02 they split the yolk and barely any comes out because it got broken and partially cooked during preparation. Lmao
This is why carjackers throw eggs at your windshield, so you use the windshield spray and fuck up your visibility and can't get away.

>> No.18114377

>you have to eat all the eggs

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>> No.18114388

in an industrial setting it might be worth it, but dear god

>> No.18114457

yeah. I'm sure all those extra cheeses are kraft brand. the amounts of butter and milk are per the box instructions even, I think.

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>> No.18114508

All that just for a retarded faggot "dessert" that looks dry as fuck

>> No.18114509

thanks for this, anon. I have some new things to think about while indulging in my inflation fetish now.

>> No.18114515

>perfect delicacy
>remake into disgusting slop

>> No.18114564

Sure, here you go champ.
I make better scrambled eggs than you.

>> No.18114570


>> No.18114590

It looks unbearable

>> No.18114644

he doesn't know about how the french make scrambled eggs.

>> No.18114678

yo dawg i heard you like carbs

>> No.18114692

>me the soup chad, disobeying capitalism and eating simply because i am hungry

>> No.18114708

why did he poke it half way through

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Pfft, amateur.

>> No.18114752

Just face it you'll never get as many (You)'s as the anon who originally made that joke.

>> No.18114776

pretty sure that's just nerves still firing. same deal when chickens run around with their head cut off

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>> No.18114808

The fuck is wrong with yuros?

>> No.18114896

Is that from Event Horizon?

>> No.18114914

wow. i barely made it through 5 seconds of that before i started skipping around to see if there was anything more interesting in the webm. nope.

>> No.18114931

isn't this the cuck that sells his gfs or exs to porn?

>> No.18114940

you're so fucking retarded. barely any comes out because they cooked it too long. probably a fault of having such a big fucking egg. and 65 pounds? what the fuck? that shit shouldn't cost more than 30, it's a tomato, bread, and an egg - bacon, a few miniature sausages, and black pudding shouldn't cost more than 15 pounds, the fucking ostrich egg can't be more than 10 pounds, and bread and a tomato aren't more than 5 pounds. so to make the same meal in greater proportion in a better manner (not overcooked), it should cost 30 pounds at most.

>> No.18114952

That is disgusting fucking slop.

If I ever meet him, I will deck him hard in the face, just for this crap, although he deserves it for much, much more.

>> No.18114955

They should have spat in his face too and stolen his iphone

>> No.18114964


>> No.18114969

This is the most bizarre combination of "I don't know how to prepare food" and "cooking is for girls" cope I've ever seen

>> No.18114986

>i am the shell of my spatula...
>yolk is my body and white is my blood...
>i have seasoned over a thousand pans...
>not known to stick,
>nor known to slide...
>have withstood pain to create many omelettes...
>yet, these hands will never eat any of them...
>so as i pray,
>unlimited... egg works!

>> No.18114989

bathing is also a horrible ROI of your time. this is why i'm filthy rich.

>> No.18114995

it's literally a skeletal muscle with some sodium on it, flying idiot

>> No.18115015

stomach barely tastes different than normie meat and it's eaten everywhere across the world. You got minced cow lips in your McDonald's cheese, you're the outlier.

>> No.18115032

going all the way to order ostrich eggs then not bothering to get a big enough pan to cook it properly in, what a joke.

>> No.18115049

the eggs are cooked well, because he's moving the pan off the gas so often they're essentially cooked on low heat. i imagine he knows exactly how to do it properly but decided it looked more dynamic and cool to be moving around constantly with a big flame for his demonstration.
if you really want to get pissed off at a guy making scrambled eggs watch this:

>> No.18115164

I thought baby garloids weren't edible.

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Is this the axis of evil?

>> No.18115212

Go back.

>> No.18115222

Doesn't look too bad. I'd try haggis, don't see why I wouldn't try this. The stomach would still be the least enjoyable part.

>> No.18115232

tha THOD hit too different 2 - viper

>> No.18115251

for me its colon cancer

>> No.18115257

>I will only eat my food in phallic form

how much you wanna bet these are canadians?

>> No.18115264


>> No.18115285

Won't that just make the popcorn super solid and dense instead of light and fluffy? If the moisture from the kernels can't dissipate, it makes popcorn not nearly as good in my experience.

>> No.18115292

It's not super solid, but it is harder, denser and more chewy than the normal kind of popcorn. It's honestly not that bad, just different.

>> No.18115305

based melee player

>> No.18115323

Wtf even is all that shit

>> No.18115349

kim jong il recording?

>> No.18115363

what a pain in the ass fuck that

>> No.18115383

works much better with a turbocharged engine

>> No.18115391

Why so little filling?

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>> No.18115398
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>the recipe is a secret

>> No.18115466

fuck you I almost spit

>> No.18115555

i love the obvious contempt he has for his customers
"here eat this shit faggot"

>> No.18115579

>chinese product involving explosive pressure
dont want to lose a hand thanks

>> No.18115587

>cooking with vegetable oil

>> No.18115590

>after a night of partying
Guess if you're gonna be shitting your brains out the next day anyway may as well go all in

>> No.18115606

>stop cooking
>buy take out
>spend 5x the amount of money a week on unhealthy shit

good idea fuckheaded retard

>> No.18115632

A grill to surpass Metal Gear!

>> No.18115650

They're German, actually.

>> No.18115707

is that even eggs? looks like a half-assed custard.

>> No.18115708
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not Quick or Easy

>> No.18115734

Should be charged with food tampering.

>> No.18116006

Look at all that cancer causing food

>> No.18116138

i like my eggs like this

>> No.18116239

>bbq sauce
Dropped. Should be called "sugar sauce".

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>> No.18116498

Best /ck/ meme. I hope they bring the Batman calzone back.

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>> No.18116611

look at this whiny little bitch

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>> No.18116842
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it's more anything than strawberry

>> No.18117035

mad how the japs managed to shill a children's food (omurice) as an epic oriental delicacy to weebs.

>> No.18117079

Not a thing that happened, take your meds schizo faggot.

>> No.18117081

He's watched too many children's cartoons. Forgive him.

>> No.18117088

>flings scalding hot fat into your eyes
nothing personnel sweaty

>> No.18117089

tokyo is full of joints for tourists who sell this at exorbitant prices.

>> No.18117100

Where we're grilling, we won't need eyes...

>> No.18117107

Literally the dumbest thing ever.

>> No.18117113

The constant switching to the audience reactions makes me irrationally angry for some reason

>> No.18117121

That was the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life

>> No.18117126

The very first videos of his were pretty funny. Then he went more absurdist and it quickly lost all appeal

>> No.18117127

I'm more concerned about the dude death gripping the meat

>> No.18117128

Just wait till you see a mirror

>> No.18117160

That first guy always reminds me of that gif of the man eating shit coming out of someone's ass and makes me fucking ill

>> No.18117226
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Bow to your king.

>> No.18117235

>one egg is so large it spreads out wide enough to cover the span of 2 bread slices
is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.18117241

Not from a westener, no.

>> No.18117307

I love the bonkers shit japanese people do to yuro cuisine

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>> No.18117318

Looks pretty cool. Is it any good?

>> No.18117529

fucking kek i know the one

>> No.18117559
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>serves 4-6 people

>> No.18117680

What's the other guy kept eating?
Boiled eggs?

>> No.18117693


>> No.18117771

You're a fucking retard. I live in shikoku and you can find a billion fucking small bars or restaurants that use this same or similar technique, because everyone knows how to cook omurice. They're just trying to make it look good for instagram and other stupid shit.
Retarded gaijin.

>> No.18117783

I fucking love egg shells and wood splinters in my eggs

>> No.18117792

The heat from the ball cooks the egg

>> No.18117795

>all the same webms get posted
>nothing new
And yet I open the threads every time. I'm going to shit myself if I see that fag dabbing grease off his pizza and picking up a fork and knife one more time

>> No.18117809

Criminally underrated.

>> No.18117817

Okay, but how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.18117980

>when the chemical weapon hits hard

>> No.18117998

>I'm going to shit myself if I see that fag dabbing grease off his pizza and picking up a fork and knife one more time
That really is an incredible webm.
If you ever asked the question "Can a tapeworm get AIDs?", that is the video I would show you.

>> No.18118014
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Why are you calling me an idiot?
I know what it is, man. I used to work with fresh fish that would flop around all the time when you put ice on them. Peep the filename I guess.

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>> No.18118160

High heat
Off the heat
Back on the heat
Off the heat
Cherry tomatoes
Creme Fraiche
Serve on toasted wonder bread
Snipped chives very rustic
And there we have scrambled eggs fit for the queen

>> No.18118165

The tea ceremonies!

>> No.18118173

are you that guy who also repeats other peoples jokes on youtube?

>> No.18118181

this is cool honestly fuck you guys id eat a bunch of those

>> No.18118190

It's a meme you dip.

>> No.18118203

>I live in shikoku

>> No.18118207

that's so much cumin you aren't going to be tasting anything else holy shit

>> No.18118216

door stuck

>> No.18118217

You're a genuine dicksucker.

>> No.18118223

Japanese people really like textures but I'm pretty sure they don't have taste buds

>> No.18118231

He's laddleing up some comfort alright

>> No.18118233

that's literally an european recipe

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>> No.18118237

Stop samefaggin to excuse your thread.

>> No.18118243

Nah dude, it's just the muscle spasm meaning that somebody spilled salt on freshly butchered meat.

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what happened to this thread? there's bvarely any webm despite being about webm? at least post youtube links

>> No.18118256

>The Baron of Egg

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>> No.18118351

>the weeb is losing control and frothing at the mouth wishing he was Japanese
You love to see it.

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>> No.18118364

my fucking sides. I thought the same.

>> No.18118368

What's his endgame?

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>> No.18118380

hopefully a swift and painful death

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>> No.18118408

>Rated 3.7/5 on google maps

At least the hipsters aren't sitting on their money.

>> No.18118422


>> No.18118434
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>All cultures are equals

>> No.18118437

maximum heat is best for egg
you control temperature by picking up the pan
add NOTHING to the egg

>> No.18118449

The use of smileys is all you need to know what retards this guy is targeting with whatever scheme he's selling.

>> No.18118456

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>> No.18118474

They're actually really good, I'd recommend just trying it with like 3 eggs and some butter, served on toast. Honestly after trying it I can't go back to solid egg chunks

>> No.18118475

this clip literally ruined my day

>> No.18118476


They'll throw out the entire soup dish because of that

>> No.18118480


So all high end/fancy food is just shit tons of butter in it.

>> No.18118482

It's kinda hard to find good webm content. Most recipe videos don't work without the audio, and adding subs is a huge faff.

>> No.18118488

Will they really serve you a jug of soda if you ask?

>> No.18118494
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That lady sipping the glass of water looks like she has exactly the life she always dreamed of

>> No.18118511

They wouldn't unless someone told them what he did and showed them the video.
I doubt every occurance is recorded.

>> No.18118519


I'm a fat tub of shit when it comes to food but even I don't have the stomach capacity for that much food.

>> No.18118564

americans should fucking kill themselves

>> No.18118573

the effect is kinda ruined by the design of the table, would've been better on a plain white table that didn't already have a mess/distracting design

>> No.18118582

just cook scrambled eggs the usual way and then put them in the blender with some butter, same shit

>> No.18118584

Pretty much, and insane amounts of salt.

>> No.18118585

i'm sure the three crystals of salt that made it into each egg were worth the effort

>> No.18118589
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They'll move the soup dish to the kitchen for a few minutes and then bring it out again pretending it's a different one.
The chef was probably double dipping himself while making it.

>> No.18118603

that's a spoonful

>> No.18118605

>now, white man, you must eat this or bring dishonor to our tribe
>entire tribe snickering behind his back while he eats this disgusting shit they wouldn't feed to their own dogs

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>> No.18118613

i can appreciate the time that went into becoming that skillful with a knife but am i the only one that's always really underwhelmed by fancy knife shit?

>> No.18118638

>add sugar
>add sugar
>pour out and harden
>add sugar
>blend again
>add sugar
>blow into strawberry shape
>add sugar to the inside

holy fuck why bother with the strawberry just eat a bowl of sugar

>> No.18118643

would the same thing work in an instant pot/pressure cooker? never thought about pressure cooked popcorn

>> No.18118655

This is a mockery of God Himself.

>take fresh good strawberries
>serve with fresh cream

>> No.18118658

the genre got flooded with chinese chef in bumfuck nowhere pop. <2000, cutting lattices in potatoes and shit

>> No.18118663

is that the little boy pee liquor stored for a gazillion years

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>> No.18118679

blue shirt has the face of a devil

>> No.18118680
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This webm NEVER fails to get a bunch of angry replies.
For good reason, of course.
Fresh strawbs should be processed as little as possible.

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>> No.18118749

Who was in the wrong here?

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>> No.18118762

why do white people think it's fancy to eat off the table?
>predates the use of plates
okay. leaves predate the use of toilet paper. it's not fancy or desirable to use leaves to wipe your as

>> No.18118768

Unironically not Ja/ck/.

>> No.18118794

I want to poke the printing titty.

>> No.18118807

What makes you think anybody thinks it's fancy? Do they look dressed for a fancy meal to you?

>> No.18118902

No one thinks it's fancy, anon.
It's very clearly a gimmick.

>> No.18118954

>Fire roasted
>Pork braciole
>Broccoli rabe
>Ancient Tuscan
>Toasting wine glasses
>Obviously gay
This is very clearly marketed towards rich Zoomer urbanites, anon.
Fancy might not be the right word for it, but it's pretentious as hell.

>> No.18118970

I bet it tastes fine but the appearance is very unappealing.

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>> No.18119043

>brittania rules the waves

>> No.18119044

I can't remember the last time I saw something as tryhard as this one.

>> No.18119065

Mmm, hand rice

>> No.18119104

>A smoked bacon wrapped scotch egg
Nothing wrong with this if you have time to kill.

>> No.18119111

Howtobasic got boring after the 1st video. The only people who still like it are maxmoefo/filthy frank fans.

>> No.18119123

It was funny before he got famous when you could accidentally click a video thinking it was legit, and it was just a short clip of him smashing a banana or something. As soon as his videos grew into a whole schtick it got boring.

>> No.18119149

Anyone have the webm of some guy trying to roast a turkey or sth in a barrel but ends up with a hump of charcoal

>> No.18119168

I watched this video while taking a shit and I'm pretty sure the smell was accurate

>> No.18119177

Looks really good just not something Id ever buy at that price as a single man
Imagine running and jumping across the top of the egg skyscrapers

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What the fuck is his problem? Is he an actual autist?

>> No.18119200

>my dick after a handle of vodka

>> No.18119216

This is just what people think they should be like on camera

>> No.18119239

Is it weird that I found the most unappealing part of this was all that cumin?

>> No.18119246

They would likely hesitate at first, but relent if you're polite about it and ask during slow hours.
Managers are flexible if you're amusing and they think they can get either money or free publicity out of you.

I wouldn't try to make a habit out of it.

>> No.18119300

Doesn't look appetizing to me and I would never, ever eat that much butter with eggs. Just seems sickening.

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>pork braciole

>> No.18119793

something something Belka did nothing wrong, here's your (you) no get out of here

>> No.18119832

french style scrambled eggs, so rich an buttery, they are the literal best way to eat eggs.

>> No.18120070

Terry the madmvx0djdan

>> No.18120235

>just pirating your soup bro

>> No.18120273

at least it's without sound

>> No.18120277

this wouldn't cook very evenly tbqhwyf

>> No.18120281

Needs Salt Bae to come in at the end.

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Yeah but Jon "Jews lose" Tron is evil sooooooooooooo

>> No.18120462

holy based

>> No.18120943

Because they stand there watching and nodding as if they are comprehending and agreeing with his retarded cooking method like a bunch of faggot yes men

>> No.18120948

I didn't dare even check for sound.

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>Cheese and sauce on top of bread
>upside down pizza

>> No.18120969

I don't even know why you'd get mad at this. It's so asinine that it's kind of hilarious.

>> No.18120972

>faggot wearing bedroom loafers and zoomer tights lecturing anyone on how to live

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>> No.18120985

>I don't even know why you'd get mad at this.
what the fuck else am i gonna do with my life
fuck you too

>> No.18121078

Right, because the tribe niggers who couldn't invent the wheel or a boat must be super duper smart secretly. Fuck, leftists are all faggots.

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>> No.18121115

Wtf is that real???

>> No.18121123

That looks fucking dry and terrible, I was right to prejudge his cooking by his looks

>> No.18121132

Is it feasible to get runny yolk doing this??

>> No.18121149

I hate you thats disgusting

>> No.18121150

Neat little dish to serve your vegan friends

>> No.18121166

Bro Haitians are literally eating dirt biscuits, RIGHT NOW, yes YOU ARE retarded.

>> No.18121170

Literally put any form of rise in the eggs, cook them low and slow. Done.

>> No.18121171

>thumbnail is a full pound of butter in a pot
No, I don't think I will

>> No.18121180

Pretender of the throne!

>> No.18121191

That word has no meaning anymore, people upload an image once and instantly call it a meme.
A meme is something recognizable by everyone, nowadays literally every sentence and image on the web is called a fucking meme.
Your fucking post number is a meme.

>> No.18121210

How do I learn the way of the eggomancer?

>> No.18121216

and closed

>> No.18121220

qq some more

>> No.18121232

>that clear as day 3 second belch after he finishes his chug with people not four feet behind him
I can fucking hear it lol, based Nigel

>> No.18121249

He's not allowed to leave until he sells all of them, then it's tamma go home

>> No.18121255

You will chop da bugs

>> No.18121307
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I think that's a female-to-male.
One of the two characters in the infamous foam adventure video

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>> No.18121316

Typical China

>> No.18121317

It used to be very common to marinate meat in a sausage or stomach.

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No. It looks like way too much cumin.

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>> No.18121377

>One of the two characters in the infamous foam adventure video
Really? Well I guess that's sort of a relief that there's still the same people acting like this and not new ones popping up

>> No.18121383

This is basically just a sausage

>> No.18121384

me when i eat too much fiber

>> No.18121404

female jerry seinfeld

>> No.18121418

>in the infamous foam adventure video
Where can I find this ?

>> No.18121509

I dunno about super smart but surely they must have invented the concept of a fucking bowl, right? I mean literal neanderthals did that, both with baked clay and carving them out of wood to eat out of. I mean if they're fucking homo sapiens and they haven't invented something a literal subhuman could do, then they're really letting the side down

Fuck, just cook it in the eggshell. Crack one used ostrich egg in two, and put half of another egg in that and cook it. Jesus christ, what have they invented? Do they actually build fires or wait till lightning strikes and jealously hoard their embers like literal apemen?

>> No.18121512

It still is, it's called sausage

>> No.18121527

Huh, I read about a "witch" in the UK who engraved prophecies on eggs with acid, and then shoved them back up the chicken's cloaca to prove they were freshly laid in front of crowds. I always wondered how difficult that would be, but apparently not very

>> No.18121544

What's the deal with /ck/?

>> No.18121612

In the original clip you can clearly see pots and pans hanging in the background. Also why the fuck would a tribe living in the savannah invent a boat?

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>> No.18121691

Just fucking google "foam adventure" and it's literally the first result you helpless fuck

>> No.18121700

Have you tried Google?

>> No.18121999

I have a case of asian fatigue.

>> No.18122059

the century chicken

>> No.18122195

Reminds me a circumcision video when a doctor remove a Plastibell

>> No.18122215

Is this from a scat video, right?

>> No.18122218

>submarine mess
>its clean and tidy
Yes I will make this joke every thread I see this webm.

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>haven't been in a /ck/ webm thread for two years
>still posting the same videos
This rewatching of the same crap really is some senior citizen shit.

>> No.18122345

if I add three 00 buckshot shells, could I program it to blow my mind

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lies, you philthy lurker
sure, I don't see why not, worst case just poison yourself to death with vitamin A

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>> No.18122474

I wanna fuck that thing

>> No.18122675

If the pots and pans are metal, then they were given them. There's no way these fuckers know how to forge steel

>> No.18122684

Why does there need to even be an app involved, just add the syrup in at the top and shake it.

Do americans really not have cordial? That might explain the love for soda if it's just that or water, or a jug of that mystery blue raspberry liquid they get sometimes

>> No.18122694

There must be something wrong with me, all I was thinking was "That doesn't look sanitary"

>> No.18122708

Do you?

>> No.18122719

They don't even try to build a nest anymore, or at least sit down to carefully lay their eggs. They've just given up. Their eggs are gonna get taken anyway.

>> No.18122730

I think he'd actually enjoy the creativity. It's a lot of work for an inferior product, but just let the kids play. They're enjoying themselves.

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