/ck/ webm thread

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/ck/ webm thread Anonymous Sat Jul 16 04:59:48 2022 No.18112601 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 05:00:59 2022 No.18112608 >>18112601 wow! is that a biblically accurate angel????

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 05:08:01 2022 No.18112646 >>18112601 >AST Manderville relic weapon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 05:40:47 2022 No.18112749 >>18112601 is this that greek gyro i keep hearing about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 05:41:33 2022 No.18112750 >>18112749 no its a GEAR-o hahahahha get it cause there so many gears there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 05:47:39 2022 No.18112762 >>18112750 there are certainly bearings, but looking at the contraption, there are zero gears. it's entirely hand-cranked and otherwise just spins because of gravity, no gears necessary.

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 05:52:39 2022 No.18112775
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>>18112762
lets hear your better pun then ohhh faggy engineering student

also mother fucker look at 0:01 through 0:03 at the right hand side at the fucking gear box spinning. asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 06:39:29 2022 No.18112882 >>18112601 I need the Interstellar theme with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 10:30:18 2022 No.18113365 File: 127 KB, 413x395, 1648049658452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112749 (you)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 10:40:26 2022 No.18113382 File: 2.29 MB, 960x1154, fresh meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112601 The heart of the ship

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 10:40:45 2022 No.18113383 >>18112646 Good one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 10:52:35 2022 No.18113403 >>18112882 Someone make this real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 10:58:35 2022 No.18113410 >>18112608 Biblically Accurate Pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 11:00:21 2022 No.18113413 >>18112601 What's in there? I thought it was some kind of spatchcock bird at first but I paused it and that's way off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 11:26:55 2022 No.18113498 File: 58 KB, 500x500, pizza mozzarella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112601 Arigato... Gyro!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:17:47 2022 No.18113579 >>18113382 Chinese people look at this and think yeah that's good food right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:23:31 2022 No.18113586 >>18113413 Biblically accurate pizza oven

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:24:03 2022 No.18113587 File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, 1642897748600.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:25:18 2022 No.18113590 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, mac and cheese balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:26:29 2022 No.18113593 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Shirdan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:27:34 2022 No.18113594 File: 1.24 MB, 480x854, pirating soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:31:34 2022 No.18113606 >>18112608 >>18112750 >>18112762 >>18113410 >>18113413 >>18113586 This might be the most retarded start to a /ck/ webm thread in a while and that's really saying something

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:44:10 2022 No.18113621
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>>18113587
>they paid 700 dollars for this, just so they could look at it through their phone
>I watched this webm for free
>I don't even have to tip

Restaurant sisters we got too cocky

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 12:48:25 2022 No.18113632
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>be game dev
>just finished changing your animations to avoid gimble lock
>friend invites you to bbq
>their grill is this
>"can you look after the grill while i poop thx"
>grill gets gimble lock
>meat starts burning

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:16:03 2022 No.18113685 >>18113587 That'll be $376.49 excl. Tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 14:59:59 2022 No.18113932 >>18113593 Looks good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:04:31 2022 No.18113937 >>18113593 Yeah I'd try it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:38:48 2022 No.18114024 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Ostrich Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is about to get EGGED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:39:21 2022 No.18114027 File: 2.16 MB, 640x360, Egg Carousel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:39:55 2022 No.18114032 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Perfect scrambled eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:40:29 2022 No.18114035 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Bacon Beef Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:41:02 2022 No.18114040 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Grilled Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:41:24 2022 No.18114043 File: 289 KB, 320x564, [Unlimited Egg Works].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, as I pray...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:41:36 2022 No.18114045 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, spiral egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:42:10 2022 No.18114048 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, avocado deviled egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:42:44 2022 No.18114049 File: 2.92 MB, 600x336, smoked scotch egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:43:17 2022 No.18114052 File: 2.87 MB, 960x540, Alcohol Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:43:51 2022 No.18114055 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Snow Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:44:25 2022 No.18114059 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, Cook an Egg in 3 Seconds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:44:59 2022 No.18114060 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Egg ball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:45:33 2022 No.18114064 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Egg A Beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:46:06 2022 No.18114067 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:46:40 2022 No.18114068 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, Giant Kinder Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:47:14 2022 No.18114069 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, More like Satan Himself Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:47:49 2022 No.18114073 File: 2.86 MB, 640x642, sleepy bear egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:48:22 2022 No.18114075 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, avocado egg thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:48:28 2022 No.18114077 >>18113587 That’s alenia (spl?) in Chicago right. Pretty sure that’s chef Grant at the end. Prob a $1,000 tab for 2 all in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:48:58 2022 No.18114080 File: 2.92 MB, 716x720, floofy eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:49:33 2022 No.18114083 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Eggacado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:50:06 2022 No.18114087 File: 2.17 MB, 640x640, scrambled egg nog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:50:41 2022 No.18114091 File: 2.93 MB, 960x540, fish eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:51:13 2022 No.18114093 File: 752 KB, 400x400, eggcelent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:59:57 2022 No.18114119 >>18114059 this webm is just cringe. howtobasic was never funny. no, it's not slapstick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:04:29 2022 No.18114134 >>18114073 that's a rice dish, not an egg one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:08:17 2022 No.18114143 >>18112601 The gyroscopic forces cook the meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:09:40 2022 No.18114149 >>18113579 It’s just nerves causing spasms in freshly slaughtered meat, you autismo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:09:40 2022 No.18114150 File: 2.67 MB, 392x253, 45546765577.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112601 in my restless dreams I see that pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:12:26 2022 No.18114159 >>18114032 OMG, he's actually trying to teach other chefs his bullshit method of high heat eggs, too??? They must be laughing behind his back. Look how Aaron Sanchez is talking about him, rofl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:17:05 2022 No.18114169 >>18112749 Very good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:17:32 2022 No.18114170 >>18113382 What the fuck? Parasites?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:18:22 2022 No.18114171 >>18114159 Can you give me a link to one of your cooking shows, or the address for one of your Michelin star restaurants? No? Then shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:45:23 2022 No.18114243 File: 2.97 MB, 540x302, egg bunker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you have to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:47:27 2022 No.18114251 File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, jack seperating egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 16:48:33 2022 No.18114256 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, jacksplosion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:00:07 2022 No.18114290 >>18113590 >uses Kraft processed cheese powder >adds a bunch of fresh grated cheese anyways This must be a Kraft shill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:16:47 2022 No.18114326 >>18114077 Didn't he literally say he did this becaus ehe knows his retarded customers will may for anything as long as it looks elaborate?

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:21:03 2022 No.18114337
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>>18114024
At 00:02 they split the yolk and barely any comes out because it got broken and partially cooked during preparation. Lmao
>>18114052
This is why carjackers throw eggs at your windshield, so you use the windshield spray and fuck up your visibility and can't get away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:32:41 2022 No.18114377 >>18114043 >you have to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:33:09 2022 No.18114378 File: 2.88 MB, 666x374, The_Journey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:35:13 2022 No.18114388 >>18114378 in an industrial setting it might be worth it, but dear god

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:58:59 2022 No.18114457 >>18114290 yeah. I'm sure all those extra cheeses are kraft brand. the amounts of butter and milk are per the box instructions even, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:14:45 2022 No.18114507 File: 214 KB, 946x715, wemuc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113382

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:14:49 2022 No.18114508 >>18114378 All that just for a retarded faggot "dessert" that looks dry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:15:15 2022 No.18114509 >>18114378 thanks for this, anon. I have some new things to think about while indulging in my inflation fetish now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:16:29 2022 No.18114515 >>18114378 >perfect delicacy >remake into disgusting slop why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:30:39 2022 No.18114564 >>18114171 Sure, here you go champ. I make better scrambled eggs than you. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9_p50tH3WmMslWRWKnM7dQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:31:44 2022 No.18114570 >>18113587 2deep4me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:38:14 2022 No.18114590 >>18114073 It looks unbearable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:53:54 2022 No.18114644 >>18114159 he doesn't know about how the french make scrambled eggs. giglinggirls.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:04:20 2022 No.18114678 >>18113590 yo dawg i heard you like carbs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:06:57 2022 No.18114692 >>18113594 >me the soup chad, disobeying capitalism and eating simply because i am hungry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:09:31 2022 No.18114708 >>18114060 why did he poke it half way through

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:11:01 2022 No.18114716 File: 2.95 MB, 360x640, 1642962428823.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:14:23 2022 No.18114724 File: 584 KB, 640x360, car-corn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114716 Pfft, amateur.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:22:24 2022 No.18114752 >>18112749 Just face it you'll never get as many (You)'s as the anon who originally made that joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:28:05 2022 No.18114776 >>18114170 pretty sure that's just nerves still firing. same deal when chickens run around with their head cut off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:33:24 2022 No.18114792 File: 1.73 MB, 854x480, 33.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:38:07 2022 No.18114808 >>18113593 The fuck is wrong with yuros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:05:36 2022 No.18114896 >>18112601 Is that from Event Horizon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:14:25 2022 No.18114914 >>18114792 wow. i barely made it through 5 seconds of that before i started skipping around to see if there was anything more interesting in the webm. nope.

>>	visit funcel.xyz Sat Jul 16 20:24:42 2022 No.18114931 >>18114792 isn't this the cuck that sells his gfs or exs to porn?

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:31:59 2022 No.18114940

>>18114337
you're so fucking retarded. barely any comes out because they cooked it too long. probably a fault of having such a big fucking egg. and 65 pounds? what the fuck? that shit shouldn't cost more than 30, it's a tomato, bread, and an egg - bacon, a few miniature sausages, and black pudding shouldn't cost more than 15 pounds, the fucking ostrich egg can't be more than 10 pounds, and bread and a tomato aren't more than 5 pounds. so to make the same meal in greater proportion in a better manner (not overcooked), it should cost 30 pounds at most.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:35:30 2022 No.18114952 >>18114032 That is disgusting fucking slop. If I ever meet him, I will deck him hard in the face, just for this crap, although he deserves it for much, much more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:36:02 2022 No.18114955 >>18113587 They should have spat in his face too and stolen his iphone

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:39:11 2022 No.18114964 >>18114378 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:41:41 2022 No.18114969 >>18114792 This is the most bizarre combination of "I don't know how to prepare food" and "cooking is for girls" cope I've ever seen

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:46:15 2022 No.18114986

>>18114043
>i am the shell of my spatula...
>yolk is my body and white is my blood...
>i have seasoned over a thousand pans...
>not known to stick,
>nor known to slide...
>have withstood pain to create many omelettes...
>yet, these hands will never eat any of them...
>so as i pray,
>unlimited... egg works!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:46:52 2022 No.18114989 >>18114792 bathing is also a horrible ROI of your time. this is why i'm filthy rich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:48:44 2022 No.18114995 >>18113382 it's literally a skeletal muscle with some sodium on it, flying idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:53:23 2022 No.18115015 >>18114808 stomach barely tastes different than normie meat and it's eaten everywhere across the world. You got minced cow lips in your McDonald's cheese, you're the outlier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:58:10 2022 No.18115032 >>18114024 >>18114337 going all the way to order ostrich eggs then not bothering to get a big enough pan to cook it properly in, what a joke.

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:04:31 2022 No.18115049

>>18114159
the eggs are cooked well, because he's moving the pan off the gas so often they're essentially cooked on low heat. i imagine he knows exactly how to do it properly but decided it looked more dynamic and cool to be moving around constantly with a big flame for his demonstration.
if you really want to get pissed off at a guy making scrambled eggs watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBlbUECI3A&t=180s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:38:26 2022 No.18115164 >>18113593 I thought baby garloids weren't edible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:40:54 2022 No.18115178 File: 123 KB, 1200x803, Donald-Rumsfeld-2048x1371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112601 Is this the axis of evil?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:53:05 2022 No.18115212 >>18114159 Go back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:57:48 2022 No.18115222 >>18113593 Doesn't look too bad. I'd try haggis, don't see why I wouldn't try this. The stomach would still be the least enjoyable part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:01:29 2022 No.18115232 >>18112775 tha THOD hit too different 2 - viper

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:07:43 2022 No.18115251 >>18113590 for me its colon cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:10:38 2022 No.18115257 >>18114093 >I will only eat my food in phallic form how much you wanna bet these are canadians?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:14:18 2022 No.18115264 >>18112749 I KEKD HEARTILY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:19:00 2022 No.18115285 >>18114716 Won't that just make the popcorn super solid and dense instead of light and fluffy? If the moisture from the kernels can't dissipate, it makes popcorn not nearly as good in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:20:23 2022 No.18115292 >>18115285 It's not super solid, but it is harder, denser and more chewy than the normal kind of popcorn. It's honestly not that bad, just different.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:24:23 2022 No.18115305 >>18114989 based melee player

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:29:06 2022 No.18115323 >>18113587 Wtf even is all that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:35:39 2022 No.18115349 >>18113587 kim jong il recording?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:39:22 2022 No.18115363 >>18114040 what a pain in the ass fuck that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:47:45 2022 No.18115383 >>18114724 works much better with a turbocharged engine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:49:47 2022 No.18115391 >>18113593 Why so little filling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:52:30 2022 No.18115395 File: 156 KB, 800x800, 293Cz (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114986

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:54:17 2022 No.18115398 File: 54 KB, 561x700, 1575722196329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114080 >the recipe is a secret

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:23:13 2022 No.18115466 >>18115305 fuck you I almost spit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:50:10 2022 No.18115555 >>18113587 i love the obvious contempt he has for his customers "here eat this shit faggot"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:56:07 2022 No.18115579 >>18114716 >chinese product involving explosive pressure dont want to lose a hand thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:58:31 2022 No.18115587 >cooking with vegetable oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:59:22 2022 No.18115590 >>18113593 >after a night of partying Guess if you're gonna be shitting your brains out the next day anyway may as well go all in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:02:19 2022 No.18115606 >>18114792 >stop cooking >buy take out >spend 5x the amount of money a week on unhealthy shit good idea fuckheaded retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:09:56 2022 No.18115632 >>18112601 A grill to surpass Metal Gear!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:13:54 2022 No.18115650 >>18115257 They're German, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:28:26 2022 No.18115707 >>18114032 is that even eggs? looks like a half-assed custard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:28:31 2022 No.18115708 File: 16 KB, 474x373, 1650952976547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113590 not Quick or Easy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:35:01 2022 No.18115734 >>18113594 Should be charged with food tampering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:47:53 2022 No.18116006 >>18114024 Look at all that cancer causing food

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 02:28:07 2022 No.18116138 >>18114032 i like my eggs like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 02:52:17 2022 No.18116239 >>18114035 >bbq sauce Dropped. Should be called "sugar sauce".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 03:58:31 2022 No.18116443 File: 2.58 MB, 854x480, 1658028658315.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 04:21:28 2022 No.18116498 >>18113410 Best /ck/ meme. I hope they bring the Batman calzone back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 04:57:19 2022 No.18116581 File: 53 KB, 943x943, BCF78314-6349-48E1-B1D2-54F26F84BDFC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114093

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 05:07:10 2022 No.18116611 >>18116006 look at this whiny little bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 05:21:01 2022 No.18116641 File: 136 KB, 720x480, dino dump2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114378

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 05:35:40 2022 No.18116689 >>18114378 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZVVV5WUqk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 06:32:11 2022 No.18116842 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114378 it's more anything than strawberry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:02:51 2022 No.18117035 >>18114045 mad how the japs managed to shill a children's food (omurice) as an epic oriental delicacy to weebs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:22:18 2022 No.18117079 >>18117035 Not a thing that happened, take your meds schizo faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:24:56 2022 No.18117081 >>18117079 He's watched too many children's cartoons. Forgive him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:29:42 2022 No.18117088 >>18112601 >flings scalding hot fat into your eyes nothing personnel sweaty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:29:49 2022 No.18117089 >>18117079 tokyo is full of joints for tourists who sell this at exorbitant prices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:36:32 2022 No.18117100 >>18117088 Where we're grilling, we won't need eyes...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:41:38 2022 No.18117107 >>18114040 Literally the dumbest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:45:01 2022 No.18117113 >>18114032 The constant switching to the audience reactions makes me irrationally angry for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:46:30 2022 No.18117121 >>18114040 That was the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:49:45 2022 No.18117126 >>18114119 The very first videos of his were pretty funny. Then he went more absurdist and it quickly lost all appeal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:50:03 2022 No.18117127 >>18113382 I'm more concerned about the dude death gripping the meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:50:10 2022 No.18117128 >>18117121 Just wait till you see a mirror

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:59:59 2022 No.18117160 >>18114093 That first guy always reminds me of that gif of the man eating shit coming out of someone's ass and makes me fucking ill

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:19:52 2022 No.18117226 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly Egg King of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114024 Bow to your king.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:22:12 2022 No.18117235 >>18117226 >one egg is so large it spreads out wide enough to cover the span of 2 bread slices is it possible to learn this power?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:24:05 2022 No.18117241 >>18117235 Not from a westener, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:52:51 2022 No.18117307 >>18114080 I love the bonkers shit japanese people do to yuro cuisine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:54:40 2022 No.18117310 >>18112646 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:57:08 2022 No.18117318 >>18114716 Looks pretty cool. Is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 11:50:01 2022 No.18117529 >>18117160 fucking kek i know the one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 12:00:20 2022 No.18117559 File: 56 KB, 800x450, 4040648498+8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114024 >serves 4-6 people

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 13:01:39 2022 No.18117680 >>18117226 What's the other guy kept eating? Boiled eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 13:09:09 2022 No.18117693 >>18115164 reddit

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 13:51:52 2022 No.18117771

>>18117089
You're a fucking retard. I live in shikoku and you can find a billion fucking small bars or restaurants that use this same or similar technique, because everyone knows how to cook omurice. They're just trying to make it look good for instagram and other stupid shit.
Retarded gaijin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 13:55:21 2022 No.18117783 >>18114040 I fucking love egg shells and wood splinters in my eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:01:43 2022 No.18117792 >>18114060 The heat from the ball cooks the egg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:02:49 2022 No.18117795 >all the same webms get posted >nothing new And yet I open the threads every time. I'm going to shit myself if I see that fag dabbing grease off his pizza and picking up a fork and knife one more time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:08:35 2022 No.18117809 >>18117100 Criminally underrated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:10:29 2022 No.18117817 >>18117226 Okay, but how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:14:02 2022 No.18117980 >>18113382 >when the chemical weapon hits hard

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:21:11 2022 No.18117998

>>18117795
>I'm going to shit myself if I see that fag dabbing grease off his pizza and picking up a fork and knife one more time
That really is an incredible webm.
If you ever asked the question "Can a tapeworm get AIDs?", that is the video I would show you.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:26:39 2022 No.18118014
File: 2.71 MB, 576x1024, lemon cake adventure.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18114995
Why are you calling me an idiot?
I know what it is, man. I used to work with fresh fish that would flop around all the time when you put ice on them. Peep the filename I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:48:34 2022 No.18118074 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, soy cafe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116581 gem

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:02:23 2022 No.18118110 File: 539 KB, 2160x1080, Screenshot_20220713_113013_org.bromite.bromite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118074 I LOVE JAPAN

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:23:41 2022 No.18118160 >>18114032 Butter Eggs High heat Off the heat Back on the heat Stir Off the heat Dates Cherry tomatoes Pepper Salt Creme Fraiche Stir Serve on toasted wonder bread Snipped chives very rustic And there we have scrambled eggs fit for the queen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:25:46 2022 No.18118165 >>18118110 The tea ceremonies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:30:38 2022 No.18118173 >>18112749 are you that guy who also repeats other peoples jokes on youtube?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:34:15 2022 No.18118181 >>18114093 this is cool honestly fuck you guys id eat a bunch of those

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:37:15 2022 No.18118190 >>18118173 It's a meme you dip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:42:10 2022 No.18118203 >>18117771 >I live in shikoku AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:43:33 2022 No.18118207 >>18113593 that's so much cumin you aren't going to be tasting anything else holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:47:21 2022 No.18118216 >>18114091 door stuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:47:47 2022 No.18118217 >>18118216 You're a genuine dicksucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:49:35 2022 No.18118223 >>18117307 Japanese people really like textures but I'm pretty sure they don't have taste buds

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:51:28 2022 No.18118231 >>18113594 He's laddleing up some comfort alright

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:51:31 2022 No.18118233 >>18117307 that's literally an european recipe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:51:34 2022 No.18118234 File: 34 KB, 509x371, contempt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118014

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:52:35 2022 No.18118237 >>18112601 >>18112608 Stop samefaggin to excuse your thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:54:47 2022 No.18118243 >>18114170 Nah dude, it's just the muscle spasm meaning that somebody spilled salt on freshly butchered meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:56:42 2022 No.18118249 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1642382089443.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:57:55 2022 No.18118254 File: 2.98 MB, 600x600, 1655624096586.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what happened to this thread? there's bvarely any webm despite being about webm? at least post youtube links

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:58:35 2022 No.18118256 >>18114243 >The Baron of Egg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:59:00 2022 No.18118257 File: 2.86 MB, 360x638, 1624272033299.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:01:11 2022 No.18118261 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1640181465780.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:02:14 2022 No.18118263 File: 2.91 MB, 540x360, butter burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:05:39 2022 No.18118269 >>18114792 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:10:17 2022 No.18118276 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, cheeseplate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:15:17 2022 No.18118293 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, an american love story.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:25:50 2022 No.18118329 File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, we wuz bakers n shit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:34:23 2022 No.18118351 >>18117771 >the weeb is losing control and frothing at the mouth wishing he was Japanese You love to see it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:37:25 2022 No.18118361 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, 1624481368990.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:38:19 2022 No.18118364 >>18114150 my fucking sides. I thought the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:39:24 2022 No.18118368 >>18118293 What's his endgame?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:43:13 2022 No.18118378 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 1624144492504.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:43:51 2022 No.18118380 >>18118368 hopefully a swift and painful death

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:47:57 2022 No.18118396 >>18118293 >Nigel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:51:52 2022 No.18118408 >>18113587 >Rated 3.7/5 on google maps At least the hipsters aren't sitting on their money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:56:19 2022 No.18118422 >>18114049 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:59:47 2022 No.18118434 File: 50 KB, 735x448, fb230bb54383c6213b41096b25916db9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114067 >All cultures are equals

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:00:15 2022 No.18118437 >>18114159 maximum heat is best for egg you control temperature by picking up the pan add NOTHING to the egg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:05:23 2022 No.18118449 >>18114792 The use of smileys is all you need to know what retards this guy is targeting with whatever scheme he's selling.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:08:06 2022 No.18118456

>>18118173
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:16:52 2022 No.18118474 >>18114952 They're actually really good, I'd recommend just trying it with like 3 eggs and some butter, served on toast. Honestly after trying it I can't go back to solid egg chunks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:16:57 2022 No.18118475 >>18114378 this clip literally ruined my day

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:16:58 2022 No.18118476 >>18113594 They'll throw out the entire soup dish because of that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:18:11 2022 No.18118480 >>18114032 So all high end/fancy food is just shit tons of butter in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:18:43 2022 No.18118482 >>18117795 It's kinda hard to find good webm content. Most recipe videos don't work without the audio, and adding subs is a huge faff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:21:14 2022 No.18118488 >>18118293 Will they really serve you a jug of soda if you ask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:23:58 2022 No.18118494 File: 1.43 MB, 480x536, making plates.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118263 That lady sipping the glass of water looks like she has exactly the life she always dreamed of

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:29:45 2022 No.18118511 >>18118476 They wouldn't unless someone told them what he did and showed them the video. I doubt every occurance is recorded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:31:58 2022 No.18118519 >>18118361 I'm a fat tub of shit when it comes to food but even I don't have the stomach capacity for that much food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:45:38 2022 No.18118564 >>18118254 americans should fucking kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:49:17 2022 No.18118573 >>18113587 the effect is kinda ruined by the design of the table, would've been better on a plain white table that didn't already have a mess/distracting design

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:53:02 2022 No.18118582 >>18114032 just cook scrambled eggs the usual way and then put them in the blender with some butter, same shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:56:03 2022 No.18118584 >>18118480 Pretty much, and insane amounts of salt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:56:06 2022 No.18118585 >>18114040 i'm sure the three crystals of salt that made it into each egg were worth the effort

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:57:22 2022 No.18118589
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>>18118476
They'll move the soup dish to the kitchen for a few minutes and then bring it out again pretending it's a different one.
The chef was probably double dipping himself while making it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:02:28 2022 No.18118603 >>18118378 that's a spoonful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:03:30 2022 No.18118605 >>18114067 >now, white man, you must eat this or bring dishonor to our tribe >entire tribe snickering behind his back while he eats this disgusting shit they wouldn't feed to their own dogs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:04:36 2022 No.18118610 File: 672 KB, 288x360, norffcbump.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118494 boing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:05:02 2022 No.18118613 >>18118589 i can appreciate the time that went into becoming that skillful with a knife but am i the only one that's always really underwhelmed by fancy knife shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:12:39 2022 No.18118638 >>18114378 >dehydrate >add sugar >blend >add sugar >pour out and harden >add sugar >blend again >add sugar >blow into strawberry shape >add sugar to the inside holy fuck why bother with the strawberry just eat a bowl of sugar

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:14:48 2022 No.18118643 >>18114716 would the same thing work in an instant pot/pressure cooker? never thought about pressure cooked popcorn

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:16:44 2022 No.18118655 >>18114378 This is a mockery of God Himself. >take fresh good strawberries >serve with fresh cream >wala

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:19:42 2022 No.18118658 >>18118613 the genre got flooded with chinese chef in bumfuck nowhere pop. <2000, cutting lattices in potatoes and shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:21:41 2022 No.18118663 >>18118257 is that the little boy pee liquor stored for a gazillion years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:23:50 2022 No.18118666 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1648648009867.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:26:24 2022 No.18118672 >>18118666 >digits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:27:57 2022 No.18118676 File: 2.95 MB, 960x720, 1640723916611.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:28:06 2022 No.18118679 >>18118666 blue shirt has the face of a devil

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:28:45 2022 No.18118680
File: 2.66 MB, 853x480, find a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18114378
This webm NEVER fails to get a bunch of angry replies.
For good reason, of course.
Fresh strawbs should be processed as little as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:30:15 2022 No.18118689 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:55:49 2022 No.18118749 >>18114256 Who was in the wrong here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:58:21 2022 No.18118753 File: 76 KB, 686x800, 1645491536367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114378

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:00:16 2022 No.18118762 >>18118666 why do white people think it's fancy to eat off the table? >predates the use of plates okay. leaves predate the use of toilet paper. it's not fancy or desirable to use leaves to wipe your as

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:02:11 2022 No.18118768 >>18118749 Unironically not Ja/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:09:29 2022 No.18118794 >>18118494 I want to poke the printing titty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:12:03 2022 No.18118807 >>18118762 What makes you think anybody thinks it's fancy? Do they look dressed for a fancy meal to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:37:15 2022 No.18118902 >>18118762 No one thinks it's fancy, anon. It's very clearly a gimmick.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:50:20 2022 No.18118954

>>18118807
>Polenta
>Fire roasted
>Pork braciole
>Broccoli rabe
>Ancient Tuscan
>Toasting wine glasses
>Obviously gay
This is very clearly marketed towards rich Zoomer urbanites, anon.
Fancy might not be the right word for it, but it's pretentious as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:52:43 2022 No.18118970 >>18113593 I bet it tastes fine but the appearance is very unappealing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:57:15 2022 No.18118994 Test

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:09:36 2022 No.18119043 >>18118293 >brittania rules the waves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:09:48 2022 No.18119044 >>18118257 I can't remember the last time I saw something as tryhard as this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:17:36 2022 No.18119065 >>18118378 Mmm, hand rice

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:28:53 2022 No.18119104 >>18114049 >A smoked bacon wrapped scotch egg Nothing wrong with this if you have time to kill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:30:30 2022 No.18119111 >>18114059 Howtobasic got boring after the 1st video. The only people who still like it are maxmoefo/filthy frank fans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:34:33 2022 No.18119123 >>18114119 >>18119111 It was funny before he got famous when you could accidentally click a video thinking it was legit, and it was just a short clip of him smashing a banana or something. As soon as his videos grew into a whole schtick it got boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:41:36 2022 No.18119149 Anyone have the webm of some guy trying to roast a turkey or sth in a barrel but ends up with a hump of charcoal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:46:57 2022 No.18119168 >>18118680 I watched this video while taking a shit and I'm pretty sure the smell was accurate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:49:47 2022 No.18119177 >>18114024 Looks really good just not something Id ever buy at that price as a single man >>18114043 Imagine running and jumping across the top of the egg skyscrapers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:58:27 2022 No.18119197 File: 115 KB, 193x321, Screenshot 2022-07-17 at 17-56-39 (0) _ck_ - _ck_ webm thread - Food & Cooking - 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118666 What the fuck is his problem? Is he an actual autist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 21:59:44 2022 No.18119200 >>18118494 >my dick after a handle of vodka

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:05:19 2022 No.18119216 >>18119197 This is just what people think they should be like on camera

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:16:26 2022 No.18119239 >>18113593 Is it weird that I found the most unappealing part of this was all that cumin?

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:19:12 2022 No.18119246

>>18118488
They would likely hesitate at first, but relent if you're polite about it and ask during slow hours.
Managers are flexible if you're amusing and they think they can get either money or free publicity out of you.

I wouldn't try to make a habit out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:36:55 2022 No.18119300 >>18114032 Doesn't look appetizing to me and I would never, ever eat that much butter with eggs. Just seems sickening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:48:23 2022 No.18119330 File: 644 KB, 830x1262, FU4Bdvd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118666 >pork braciole EY OHHH, TONE, THEY EATIN PIG COCKS OVER HERE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:49:37 2022 No.18119793 >>18116689 something something Belka did nothing wrong, here's your (you) no get out of here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 01:01:15 2022 No.18119832 >>18119300 french style scrambled eggs, so rich an buttery, they are the literal best way to eat eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:26:43 2022 No.18120070 >>18113594 Terry the madmvx0djdan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:13:00 2022 No.18120235 >>18113594 >just pirating your soup bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:26:01 2022 No.18120273 >>18118234 at least it's without sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:27:08 2022 No.18120277 >>18112601 this wouldn't cook very evenly tbqhwyf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:27:24 2022 No.18120281 >>18113587 Needs Salt Bae to come in at the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:10:16 2022 No.18120448 File: 2.95 MB, 640x640, Pualbadending.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118190 Yeah but Jon "Jews lose" Tron is evil sooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:12:36 2022 No.18120462 >>18114989 holy based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:12:28 2022 No.18120943 >>18117113 Because they stand there watching and nodding as if they are comprehending and agreeing with his retarded cooking method like a bunch of faggot yes men

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:15:12 2022 No.18120948 >>18120273 I didn't dare even check for sound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:25:37 2022 No.18120966 File: 162 KB, 260x440, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118254 >Cheese and sauce on top of bread >upside down pizza wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:26:36 2022 No.18120969 >>18114378 I don't even know why you'd get mad at this. It's so asinine that it's kind of hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:27:22 2022 No.18120972 >>18114792 >faggot wearing bedroom loafers and zoomer tights lecturing anyone on how to live

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:29:38 2022 No.18120978 >>18118293 >american okay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:32:55 2022 No.18120985 >>18120969 >I don't even know why you'd get mad at this. what the fuck else am i gonna do with my life fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 08:34:01 2022 No.18121078 >>18118605 Right, because the tribe niggers who couldn't invent the wheel or a boat must be super duper smart secretly. Fuck, leftists are all faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 08:41:47 2022 No.18121093 File: 2.56 MB, 320x400, Hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:00:26 2022 No.18121115 >>18113587 Wtf is that real???

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:03:13 2022 No.18121123 >>18118014 That looks fucking dry and terrible, I was right to prejudge his cooking by his looks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:09:32 2022 No.18121132 >>18114035 Is it feasible to get runny yolk doing this??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:20:19 2022 No.18121149 >>18121093 I hate you thats disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:20:40 2022 No.18121150 >>18113593 Neat little dish to serve your vegan friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:32:09 2022 No.18121166 >>18118605 Bro Haitians are literally eating dirt biscuits, RIGHT NOW, yes YOU ARE retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:37:47 2022 No.18121170 >>18114080 Literally put any form of rise in the eggs, cook them low and slow. Done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:37:58 2022 No.18121171 >>18115049 >thumbnail is a full pound of butter in a pot No, I don't think I will

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:43:41 2022 No.18121180 >>18114243 Pretender of the throne!

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 09:48:24 2022 No.18121191

>>18118190
That word has no meaning anymore, people upload an image once and instantly call it a meme.
A meme is something recognizable by everyone, nowadays literally every sentence and image on the web is called a fucking meme.
Your fucking post number is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:01:47 2022 No.18121210 >>18114243 How do I learn the way of the eggomancer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:06:16 2022 No.18121216 >>18118254 >mushrooms and closed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:11:04 2022 No.18121220 >>18121191 qq some more

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:25:01 2022 No.18121232 >>18118293 >that clear as day 3 second belch after he finishes his chug with people not four feet behind him I can fucking hear it lol, based Nigel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:37:57 2022 No.18121249 >>18117817 He's not allowed to leave until he sells all of them, then it's tamma go home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:41:39 2022 No.18121255 >>18118329 You will chop da bugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:05:08 2022 No.18121307 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18121123 I think that's a female-to-male. One of the two characters in the infamous foam adventure video

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:05:49 2022 No.18121308 >>18112749 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:08:08 2022 No.18121316 >>18113587 Typical China

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:09:57 2022 No.18121317 >>18113593 It used to be very common to marinate meat in a sausage or stomach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:17:04 2022 No.18121340 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, cucmber slicing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18119239 No. It looks like way too much cumin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:24:18 2022 No.18121354 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, laurenmorril2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114024 >EGGED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:37:46 2022 No.18121377 >>18121307 >One of the two characters in the infamous foam adventure video Really? Well I guess that's sort of a relief that there's still the same people acting like this and not new ones popping up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:40:16 2022 No.18121383 >>18113593 This is basically just a sausage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:40:31 2022 No.18121384 >>18121354 me when i eat too much fiber

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:47:20 2022 No.18121404 >>18120966 female jerry seinfeld

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:56:32 2022 No.18121418 >>18121307 >in the infamous foam adventure video Where can I find this ?

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 12:29:52 2022 No.18121509

>>18121078
I dunno about super smart but surely they must have invented the concept of a fucking bowl, right? I mean literal neanderthals did that, both with baked clay and carving them out of wood to eat out of. I mean if they're fucking homo sapiens and they haven't invented something a literal subhuman could do, then they're really letting the side down

Fuck, just cook it in the eggshell. Crack one used ostrich egg in two, and put half of another egg in that and cook it. Jesus christ, what have they invented? Do they actually build fires or wait till lightning strikes and jealously hoard their embers like literal apemen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 12:30:54 2022 No.18121512 >>18121317 It still is, it's called sausage

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 12:35:48 2022 No.18121527

>>18121354
Huh, I read about a "witch" in the UK who engraved prophecies on eggs with acid, and then shoved them back up the chicken's cloaca to prove they were freshly laid in front of crowds. I always wondered how difficult that would be, but apparently not very

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 12:43:20 2022 No.18121544 >>18121404 What's the deal with /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:09:39 2022 No.18121612 >>18121078 >>18121166 In the original clip you can clearly see pots and pans hanging in the background. Also why the fuck would a tribe living in the savannah invent a boat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:26:30 2022 No.18121660 File: 38 KB, 600x528, forty keks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115305

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:41:04 2022 No.18121691 >>18121418 Just fucking google "foam adventure" and it's literally the first result you helpless fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:43:37 2022 No.18121700 >>18121418 Have you tried Google?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 15:56:03 2022 No.18121999 >>18121354 I have a case of asian fatigue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:22:28 2022 No.18122059 >>18121354 the century chicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:11:14 2022 No.18122195 >>18118254 Reminds me a circumcision video when a doctor remove a Plastibell

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:14:45 2022 No.18122215 >>18118361 Is this from a scat video, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:14:53 2022 No.18122218 >>18118676 >submarine mess >its clean and tidy Yes I will make this joke every thread I see this webm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:33:32 2022 No.18122276 File: 1.88 MB, 406x720, worlds most amazing bottle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >haven't been in a /ck/ webm thread for two years >still posting the same videos This rewatching of the same crap really is some senior citizen shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:57:18 2022 No.18122345 >>18122276 if I add three 00 buckshot shells, could I program it to blow my mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:12:19 2022 No.18122381 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x720, ariel dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18122276 lies, you philthy lurker >>18122345 sure, I don't see why not, worst case just poison yourself to death with vitamin A

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:13:24 2022 No.18122384 File: 998 KB, 1280x720, ariel dog2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18122381

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:37:15 2022 No.18122474 >>18118494 I wanna fuck that thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:32:52 2022 No.18122675 >>18121612 If the pots and pans are metal, then they were given them. There's no way these fuckers know how to forge steel

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:35:16 2022 No.18122684

>>18122276
Why does there need to even be an app involved, just add the syrup in at the top and shake it.

Do americans really not have cordial? That might explain the love for soda if it's just that or water, or a jug of that mystery blue raspberry liquid they get sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:37:18 2022 No.18122694 >>18122384 There must be something wrong with me, all I was thinking was "That doesn't look sanitary"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:42:42 2022 No.18122708 >>18122675 Do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:45:44 2022 No.18122719 >>18121354 They don't even try to build a nest anymore, or at least sit down to carefully lay their eggs. They've just given up. Their eggs are gonna get taken anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:49:34 2022 No.18122730 >>18118655 I think he'd actually enjoy the creativity. It's a lot of work for an inferior product, but just let the kids play. They're enjoying themselves.

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