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>>18112601wow! is that a biblically accurate angel????
>>18112601>AST Manderville relic weapon
>>18112601is this that greek gyro i keep hearing about
>>18112749no its a GEAR-o hahahahha get it cause there so many gears there
>>18112750there are certainly bearings, but looking at the contraption, there are zero gears. it's entirely hand-cranked and otherwise just spins because of gravity, no gears necessary.
>>18112762lets hear your better pun then ohhh faggy engineering student also mother fucker look at 0:01 through 0:03 at the right hand side at the fucking gear box spinning. asshole
>>18112601I need the Interstellar theme with this.
>>18112601The heart of the ship
>>18112882Someone make this real
>>18112608Biblically Accurate Pizza
>>18112601What's in there? I thought it was some kind of spatchcock bird at first but I paused it and that's way off
>>18113382Chinese people look at this and think yeah that's good food right there
>>18113413Biblically accurate pizza oven
>>18112608>>18112750>>18112762>>18113410>>18113413>>18113586This might be the most retarded start to a /ck/ webm thread in a while and that's really saying something
>>18113587>they paid 700 dollars for this, just so they could look at it through their phone>I watched this webm for free>I don't even have to tipRestaurant sisters we got too cocky
>be game dev>just finished changing your animations to avoid gimble lock>friend invites you to bbq>their grill is this>"can you look after the grill while i poop thx">grill gets gimble lock>meat starts burning
>>18113587That'll be $376.49 excl. Tip
>>18113593Yeah I'd try it
This thread is about to get EGGED.
So, as I pray...
>>18113587That’s alenia (spl?) in Chicago right. Pretty sure that’s chef Grant at the end. Prob a $1,000 tab for 2 all in
>>18114059this webm is just cringe.howtobasic was never funny.no, it's not slapstick.
>>18114073that's a rice dish, not an egg one.
>>18112601The gyroscopic forces cook the meat.
>>18113579It’s just nerves causing spasms in freshly slaughtered meat, you autismo
>>18112601in my restless dreams I see that pizza.
>>18114032OMG, he's actually trying to teach other chefs his bullshit method of high heat eggs, too??? They must be laughing behind his back. Look how Aaron Sanchez is talking about him, rofl.
>>18113382What the fuck? Parasites?
>>18114159Can you give me a link to one of your cooking shows, or the address for one of your Michelin star restaurants?No? Then shut the fuck up.
>you have to eat all the eggs
>>18113590>uses Kraft processed cheese powder >adds a bunch of fresh grated cheese anyways This must be a Kraft shill
>>18114077Didn't he literally say he did this becaus ehe knows his retarded customers will may for anything as long as it looks elaborate?
>>18114024At 00:02 they split the yolk and barely any comes out because it got broken and partially cooked during preparation. Lmao>>18114052This is why carjackers throw eggs at your windshield, so you use the windshield spray and fuck up your visibility and can't get away.
>>18114043>you have to eat all the eggs
>>18114378in an industrial setting it might be worth it, but dear god
>>18114290yeah. I'm sure all those extra cheeses are kraft brand. the amounts of butter and milk are per the box instructions even, I think.
>>18114378All that just for a retarded faggot "dessert" that looks dry as fuck
>>18114378thanks for this, anon. I have some new things to think about while indulging in my inflation fetish now.
>>18114378>perfect delicacy>remake into disgusting slop why
>>18114171Sure, here you go champ.I make better scrambled eggs than you. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9_p50tH3WmMslWRWKnM7dQ
>>18114073It looks unbearable
>>18114159he doesn't know about how the french make scrambled eggs.giglinggirls.jpg
>>18113590yo dawg i heard you like carbs
>>18113594>me the soup chad, disobeying capitalism and eating simply because i am hungry
>>18114060why did he poke it half way through
>>18112749Just face it you'll never get as many (You)'s as the anon who originally made that joke.
>>18114170pretty sure that's just nerves still firing. same deal when chickens run around with their head cut off
>>18113593The fuck is wrong with yuros?
>>18112601Is that from Event Horizon?
>>18114792wow. i barely made it through 5 seconds of that before i started skipping around to see if there was anything more interesting in the webm. nope.
>>18114792isn't this the cuck that sells his gfs or exs to porn?
>>18114337you're so fucking retarded. barely any comes out because they cooked it too long. probably a fault of having such a big fucking egg. and 65 pounds? what the fuck? that shit shouldn't cost more than 30, it's a tomato, bread, and an egg - bacon, a few miniature sausages, and black pudding shouldn't cost more than 15 pounds, the fucking ostrich egg can't be more than 10 pounds, and bread and a tomato aren't more than 5 pounds. so to make the same meal in greater proportion in a better manner (not overcooked), it should cost 30 pounds at most.
>>18114032That is disgusting fucking slop.If I ever meet him, I will deck him hard in the face, just for this crap, although he deserves it for much, much more.
>>18113587They should have spat in his face too and stolen his iphone
>>18114792This is the most bizarre combination of "I don't know how to prepare food" and "cooking is for girls" cope I've ever seen
>>18114043>i am the shell of my spatula...>yolk is my body and white is my blood...>i have seasoned over a thousand pans...>not known to stick,>nor known to slide...>have withstood pain to create many omelettes...>yet, these hands will never eat any of them...>so as i pray,>unlimited... egg works!
>>18114792bathing is also a horrible ROI of your time. this is why i'm filthy rich.
>>18113382it's literally a skeletal muscle with some sodium on it, flying idiot
>>18114808stomach barely tastes different than normie meat and it's eaten everywhere across the world. You got minced cow lips in your McDonald's cheese, you're the outlier.
>>18114024>>18114337going all the way to order ostrich eggs then not bothering to get a big enough pan to cook it properly in, what a joke.
>>18114159the eggs are cooked well, because he's moving the pan off the gas so often they're essentially cooked on low heat. i imagine he knows exactly how to do it properly but decided it looked more dynamic and cool to be moving around constantly with a big flame for his demonstration. if you really want to get pissed off at a guy making scrambled eggs watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBlbUECI3A&t=180s
>>18113593I thought baby garloids weren't edible.
>>18112601Is this the axis of evil?
>>18113593Doesn't look too bad. I'd try haggis, don't see why I wouldn't try this. The stomach would still be the least enjoyable part.
>>18112775tha THOD hit too different 2 - viper
>>18113590for me its colon cancer
>>18114093>I will only eat my food in phallic formhow much you wanna bet these are canadians?
>>18112749I KEKD HEARTILY
>>18114716Won't that just make the popcorn super solid and dense instead of light and fluffy? If the moisture from the kernels can't dissipate, it makes popcorn not nearly as good in my experience.
>>18115285It's not super solid, but it is harder, denser and more chewy than the normal kind of popcorn. It's honestly not that bad, just different.
>>18114989based melee player
>>18113587Wtf even is all that shit
>>18113587kim jong il recording?
>>18114040what a pain in the ass fuck that
>>18114724works much better with a turbocharged engine
>>18113593Why so little filling?
>>18114080>the recipe is a secret
>>18115305fuck you I almost spit
>>18113587i love the obvious contempt he has for his customers"here eat this shit faggot"
>>18114716>chinese product involving explosive pressuredont want to lose a hand thanks
>cooking with vegetable oil
>>18113593>after a night of partying Guess if you're gonna be shitting your brains out the next day anyway may as well go all in
>>18114792>stop cooking>buy take out>spend 5x the amount of money a week on unhealthy shitgood idea fuckheaded retard
>>18112601A grill to surpass Metal Gear!
>>18115257They're German, actually.
>>18114032is that even eggs? looks like a half-assed custard.
>>18113590not Quick or Easy
>>18113594Should be charged with food tampering.
>>18114024Look at all that cancer causing food
>>18114032i like my eggs like this
>>18114035>bbq sauceDropped. Should be called "sugar sauce".
>>18113410Best /ck/ meme. I hope they bring the Batman calzone back.
>>18116006look at this whiny little bitch
>>18114378it's more anything than strawberry
>>18114045mad how the japs managed to shill a children's food (omurice) as an epic oriental delicacy to weebs.
>>18117035Not a thing that happened, take your meds schizo faggot.
>>18117079He's watched too many children's cartoons. Forgive him.
>>18112601>flings scalding hot fat into your eyesnothing personnel sweaty
>>18117079tokyo is full of joints for tourists who sell this at exorbitant prices.
>>18117088Where we're grilling, we won't need eyes...
>>18114040Literally the dumbest thing ever.
>>18114032The constant switching to the audience reactions makes me irrationally angry for some reason
>>18114040That was the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life
>>18114119The very first videos of his were pretty funny. Then he went more absurdist and it quickly lost all appeal
>>18113382I'm more concerned about the dude death gripping the meat
>>18117121Just wait till you see a mirror
>>18114093That first guy always reminds me of that gif of the man eating shit coming out of someone's ass and makes me fucking ill
>>18114024Bow to your king.
>>18117226>one egg is so large it spreads out wide enough to cover the span of 2 bread slicesis it possible to learn this power?
>>18117235Not from a westener, no.
>>18114080I love the bonkers shit japanese people do to yuro cuisine
>>18114716Looks pretty cool. Is it any good?
>>18117160fucking kek i know the one
>>18114024>serves 4-6 people
>>18117226What's the other guy kept eating?Boiled eggs?
>>18117089You're a fucking retard. I live in shikoku and you can find a billion fucking small bars or restaurants that use this same or similar technique, because everyone knows how to cook omurice. They're just trying to make it look good for instagram and other stupid shit. Retarded gaijin.
>>18114040I fucking love egg shells and wood splinters in my eggs
>>18114060The heat from the ball cooks the egg
>all the same webms get posted>nothing newAnd yet I open the threads every time. I'm going to shit myself if I see that fag dabbing grease off his pizza and picking up a fork and knife one more time
>>18117226Okay, but how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?
>>18113382>when the chemical weapon hits hard
>>18117795>I'm going to shit myself if I see that fag dabbing grease off his pizza and picking up a fork and knife one more timeThat really is an incredible webm.If you ever asked the question "Can a tapeworm get AIDs?", that is the video I would show you.
>>18114995Why are you calling me an idiot?I know what it is, man. I used to work with fresh fish that would flop around all the time when you put ice on them. Peep the filename I guess.
>>18118074I LOVE JAPAN
>>18114032ButterEggsHigh heatOff the heatBack on the heatStirOff the heatDatesCherry tomatoesPepperSaltCreme FraicheStirServe on toasted wonder breadSnipped chives very rusticAnd there we have scrambled eggs fit for the queen
>>18118110The tea ceremonies!
>>18112749are you that guy who also repeats other peoples jokes on youtube?
>>18114093this is cool honestly fuck you guys id eat a bunch of those
>>18118173It's a meme you dip.
>>18117771>I live in shikokuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18113593that's so much cumin you aren't going to be tasting anything else holy shit
>>18118216You're a genuine dicksucker.
>>18117307Japanese people really like textures but I'm pretty sure they don't have taste buds
>>18113594He's laddleing up some comfort alright
>>18117307that's literally an european recipe
>>18112601>>18112608Stop samefaggin to excuse your thread.
>>18114170Nah dude, it's just the muscle spasm meaning that somebody spilled salt on freshly butchered meat.
what happened to this thread? there's bvarely any webm despite being about webm? at least post youtube links
>>18114243>The Baron of Egg
>>18117771>the weeb is losing control and frothing at the mouth wishing he was Japanese You love to see it.
>>18114150my fucking sides. I thought the same.
>>18118293What's his endgame?
>>18118368hopefully a swift and painful death
>>18113587>Rated 3.7/5 on google mapsAt least the hipsters aren't sitting on their money.
>>18114067>All cultures are equals
>>18114159maximum heat is best for eggyou control temperature by picking up the panadd NOTHING to the egg
>>18114792The use of smileys is all you need to know what retards this guy is targeting with whatever scheme he's selling.
>>18118173The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
>>18114952They're actually really good, I'd recommend just trying it with like 3 eggs and some butter, served on toast. Honestly after trying it I can't go back to solid egg chunks
>>18114378this clip literally ruined my day
>>18113594They'll throw out the entire soup dish because of that
>>18114032So all high end/fancy food is just shit tons of butter in it.
>>18117795It's kinda hard to find good webm content. Most recipe videos don't work without the audio, and adding subs is a huge faff.
>>18118293Will they really serve you a jug of soda if you ask?
>>18118263That lady sipping the glass of water looks like she has exactly the life she always dreamed of
>>18118476They wouldn't unless someone told them what he did and showed them the video.I doubt every occurance is recorded.
>>18118361I'm a fat tub of shit when it comes to food but even I don't have the stomach capacity for that much food.
>>18118254americans should fucking kill themselves
>>18113587the effect is kinda ruined by the design of the table, would've been better on a plain white table that didn't already have a mess/distracting design
>>18114032just cook scrambled eggs the usual way and then put them in the blender with some butter, same shit
>>18118480Pretty much, and insane amounts of salt.
>>18114040i'm sure the three crystals of salt that made it into each egg were worth the effort
>>18118476They'll move the soup dish to the kitchen for a few minutes and then bring it out again pretending it's a different one.The chef was probably double dipping himself while making it.
>>18118378that's a spoonful
>>18114067>now, white man, you must eat this or bring dishonor to our tribe>entire tribe snickering behind his back while he eats this disgusting shit they wouldn't feed to their own dogs
>>18118589i can appreciate the time that went into becoming that skillful with a knife but am i the only one that's always really underwhelmed by fancy knife shit?
>>18114378>dehydrate>add sugar>blend>add sugar>pour out and harden>add sugar>blend again>add sugar>blow into strawberry shape>add sugar to the insideholy fuck why bother with the strawberry just eat a bowl of sugar
>>18114716would the same thing work in an instant pot/pressure cooker? never thought about pressure cooked popcorn
>>18114378This is a mockery of God Himself.>take fresh good strawberries>serve with fresh cream>wala
>>18118613the genre got flooded with chinese chef in bumfuck nowhere pop. <2000, cutting lattices in potatoes and shit
>>18118257is that the little boy pee liquor stored for a gazillion years
>>18118666blue shirt has the face of a devil
>>18114378This webm NEVER fails to get a bunch of angry replies.For good reason, of course.Fresh strawbs should be processed as little as possible.
>>18114256Who was in the wrong here?
>>18118666why do white people think it's fancy to eat off the table? >predates the use of platesokay. leaves predate the use of toilet paper. it's not fancy or desirable to use leaves to wipe your as
>>18118749Unironically not Ja/ck/.
>>18118494I want to poke the printing titty.
>>18118762What makes you think anybody thinks it's fancy? Do they look dressed for a fancy meal to you?
>>18118762No one thinks it's fancy, anon.It's very clearly a gimmick.
>>18118807>Polenta>Fire roasted>Pork braciole>Broccoli rabe>Ancient Tuscan >Toasting wine glasses>Obviously gayThis is very clearly marketed towards rich Zoomer urbanites, anon.Fancy might not be the right word for it, but it's pretentious as hell.
>>18113593I bet it tastes fine but the appearance is very unappealing.
>>18118293>brittania rules the waves
>>18118257I can't remember the last time I saw something as tryhard as this one.
>>18118378Mmm, hand rice
>>18114049>A smoked bacon wrapped scotch eggNothing wrong with this if you have time to kill.
>>18114059Howtobasic got boring after the 1st video. The only people who still like it are maxmoefo/filthy frank fans.
>>18114119>>18119111It was funny before he got famous when you could accidentally click a video thinking it was legit, and it was just a short clip of him smashing a banana or something. As soon as his videos grew into a whole schtick it got boring.
Anyone have the webm of some guy trying to roast a turkey or sth in a barrel but ends up with a hump of charcoal
>>18118680I watched this video while taking a shit and I'm pretty sure the smell was accurate
>>18114024Looks really good just not something Id ever buy at that price as a single man>>18114043Imagine running and jumping across the top of the egg skyscrapers
>>18118666What the fuck is his problem? Is he an actual autist?
>>18118494>my dick after a handle of vodka
>>18119197This is just what people think they should be like on camera
>>18113593Is it weird that I found the most unappealing part of this was all that cumin?
>>18118488They would likely hesitate at first, but relent if you're polite about it and ask during slow hours.Managers are flexible if you're amusing and they think they can get either money or free publicity out of you.I wouldn't try to make a habit out of it.
>>18114032Doesn't look appetizing to me and I would never, ever eat that much butter with eggs. Just seems sickening.
>>18118666>pork bracioleEY OHHH, TONE, THEY EATIN PIG COCKS OVER HERE
>>18116689something something Belka did nothing wrong, here's your (you) no get out of here
>>18119300french style scrambled eggs, so rich an buttery, they are the literal best way to eat eggs.
>>18113594Terry the madmvx0djdan
>>18113594>just pirating your soup bro
>>18118234at least it's without sound
>>18112601this wouldn't cook very evenly tbqhwyf
>>18113587Needs Salt Bae to come in at the end.
>>18118190Yeah but Jon "Jews lose" Tron is evil sooooooooooooo
>>18117113Because they stand there watching and nodding as if they are comprehending and agreeing with his retarded cooking method like a bunch of faggot yes men
>>18120273I didn't dare even check for sound.
>>18118254>Cheese and sauce on top of bread>upside down pizzawat?
>>18114378I don't even know why you'd get mad at this. It's so asinine that it's kind of hilarious.
>>18114792>faggot wearing bedroom loafers and zoomer tights lecturing anyone on how to live
>>18120969>I don't even know why you'd get mad at this.what the fuck else am i gonna do with my lifefuck you too
>>18118605Right, because the tribe niggers who couldn't invent the wheel or a boat must be super duper smart secretly. Fuck, leftists are all faggots.
>>18113587Wtf is that real???
>>18118014That looks fucking dry and terrible, I was right to prejudge his cooking by his looks
>>18114035Is it feasible to get runny yolk doing this??
>>18121093I hate you thats disgusting
>>18113593Neat little dish to serve your vegan friends
>>18118605Bro Haitians are literally eating dirt biscuits, RIGHT NOW, yes YOU ARE retarded.
>>18114080Literally put any form of rise in the eggs, cook them low and slow. Done.
>>18115049>thumbnail is a full pound of butter in a potNo, I don't think I will
>>18114243Pretender of the throne!
>>18118190That word has no meaning anymore, people upload an image once and instantly call it a meme.A meme is something recognizable by everyone, nowadays literally every sentence and image on the web is called a fucking meme.Your fucking post number is a meme.
>>18114243How do I learn the way of the eggomancer?
>>18121191qq some more
>>18118293>that clear as day 3 second belch after he finishes his chug with people not four feet behind himI can fucking hear it lol, based Nigel
>>18117817He's not allowed to leave until he sells all of them, then it's tamma go home
>>18118329You will chop da bugs
>>18121123I think that's a female-to-male.One of the two characters in the infamous foam adventure video
>>18113593It used to be very common to marinate meat in a sausage or stomach.
>>18119239No. It looks like way too much cumin.
>>18121307>One of the two characters in the infamous foam adventure videoReally? Well I guess that's sort of a relief that there's still the same people acting like this and not new ones popping up
>>18113593This is basically just a sausage
>>18121354me when i eat too much fiber
>>18120966female jerry seinfeld
>>18121307>in the infamous foam adventure videoWhere can I find this ?
>>18121078I dunno about super smart but surely they must have invented the concept of a fucking bowl, right? I mean literal neanderthals did that, both with baked clay and carving them out of wood to eat out of. I mean if they're fucking homo sapiens and they haven't invented something a literal subhuman could do, then they're really letting the side downFuck, just cook it in the eggshell. Crack one used ostrich egg in two, and put half of another egg in that and cook it. Jesus christ, what have they invented? Do they actually build fires or wait till lightning strikes and jealously hoard their embers like literal apemen?
>>18121317It still is, it's called sausage
>>18121354Huh, I read about a "witch" in the UK who engraved prophecies on eggs with acid, and then shoved them back up the chicken's cloaca to prove they were freshly laid in front of crowds. I always wondered how difficult that would be, but apparently not very
>>18121404What's the deal with /ck/?
>>18121078>>18121166In the original clip you can clearly see pots and pans hanging in the background. Also why the fuck would a tribe living in the savannah invent a boat?
>>18121418Just fucking google "foam adventure" and it's literally the first result you helpless fuck
>>18121418Have you tried Google?
>>18121354I have a case of asian fatigue.
>>18121354the century chicken
>>18118254Reminds me a circumcision video when a doctor remove a Plastibell
>>18118361Is this from a scat video, right?
>>18118676>submarine mess>its clean and tidyYes I will make this joke every thread I see this webm.
>haven't been in a /ck/ webm thread for two years>still posting the same videosThis rewatching of the same crap really is some senior citizen shit.
>>18122276if I add three 00 buckshot shells, could I program it to blow my mind
>>18122276lies, you philthy lurker>>18122345sure, I don't see why not, worst case just poison yourself to death with vitamin A
>>18118494I wanna fuck that thing
>>18121612If the pots and pans are metal, then they were given them. There's no way these fuckers know how to forge steel
>>18122276Why does there need to even be an app involved, just add the syrup in at the top and shake it. Do americans really not have cordial? That might explain the love for soda if it's just that or water, or a jug of that mystery blue raspberry liquid they get sometimes
>>18122384There must be something wrong with me, all I was thinking was "That doesn't look sanitary"
>>18121354They don't even try to build a nest anymore, or at least sit down to carefully lay their eggs. They've just given up. Their eggs are gonna get taken anyway.
>>18118655I think he'd actually enjoy the creativity. It's a lot of work for an inferior product, but just let the kids play. They're enjoying themselves.