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Rate my Walmart haul /ck/ bros

>> No.18108184

Fat/10

>> No.18108183

That is how Americans shop

>> No.18108194

No I don't want to rate it

>> No.18108199

>>18108175
did you just grab the go back cart?

>> No.18108202

grim
lose weight before it's too late

>> No.18108218

grim very grim, deetus in your future anon

>> No.18108226

>>18108175
>typical amerishart at the grocery

>> No.18108239

>>18108175
the euro trap is working

>> No.18108308

>>18108175
My pancreas just shut down from looking at this pic

>> No.18108312

>Americans be like: "Why can't we have free healthcare?"

>> No.18108317

>>18108175
no poop for a week

>> No.18108435

>>18108175
cutting back?

>> No.18108444

>>18108175
goyslop/10

>> No.18108454

American forgot the vomit flavour chocolate

>> No.18108462

some good things in there

>> No.18108475

>>18108175
>euros in this thread made that Americans have more than Bug&Soi gruel
many such cases

>> No.18108491

>>18108175
Kino as fuck
I unironically shop like this when I have a cheat weekend and I’m not fat I just look like an athlete who likes to eat

>> No.18108498

>>18108444
did you get herpes when the pedo snipped you?

>> No.18108552

>>18108175
learn to fucking cook you sad motherfucker.

>> No.18108563

i would actually be too embarrassed

>> No.18108575

>>18108175
Seems a bit unhealthy but tasty

>> No.18108607

>>18108175
>velveeta
>blue drink
>Party za'

Most Midwestern thing I've seen all day

>> No.18108682

Would never buy anything there except the granola bars, would never eat most if it at all / 10

>> No.18108689

broccoli costs like $2

>> No.18108750
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>>18108175
None of that even resembles food bro.

>> No.18108842

>>18108175
>why am I so fat and poor/10

>> No.18108860

>>18108175
Totini0's and Reffles sounds great rn.

>> No.18108861

>>18108175
how much would this cost?

>> No.18108892

>>18108861
$7?

>> No.18108895

>>18108183
you think this is an insult but it's actually kind of a flex to waste your money like this.

>> No.18108939

>>18108750
>faggot vegan shit
>food

>> No.18108955

>>18108939
there are eggs there

>> No.18109161

>>18108750
I mean you could have posted food instead of birdseed and pickings from the alleyway bro

>> No.18109461

>>18108750
Thank you for posting real food.
>>18108939
>>18109161
Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!!!

>> No.18109474
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>>18108175
What the fuck is that blue bottle? Is that toilet cleaner?

>> No.18109503

so this is the power of CICO thinking

>> No.18109507

SUUUUUUUUUEEEEEYYYYY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY

>> No.18109525
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>>18108175
Webm related/10

>> No.18109537

>>18109525
Imagine just pushing her over and watching her flail around like a crab

>> No.18109557

>>18109525
How much does it weigh
Imagine the smell
Wonder if it’s vaxxed

>> No.18109572

>>18109525
what the fuck is this..did she even squat or just sink into herself?

>> No.18109575

>>18108895
>it's a flex to buy garbage with mommy's credit card

>> No.18110886

>>18109537
At that weight, they have a lot of leverage to avoid being tipped over, it's like tipping a cow.

>> No.18110894

>>18108175
Are these the people complaining that their grocery bill doubled in the last year?

>> No.18110944

I don’t understand how someone could live like that. There’s some ground beef that I can guarantee is going to be mixed with a pack of taco seasoning and thrown on flour tortillas with a handful of shredded cheese and that is the closest thing to cooking they’ll do that week.

>> No.18110951

>>18110944
I don't see any shredded cheese. Maybe anon topped it with oreos instead.

>> No.18110997
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18110997

>SC
>$68 cart

>> No.18111013

>>18109572
telescopic spine

>> No.18111097

>>18110951
You can't see it but its in there.
Fatties love shredded cheese.

>> No.18111098

>>18110997
What's in the jugs?

>> No.18111113

>>18108175
Even your taste in garbage sucks except for the cheese sticks and nutty buddys.

If "sex is a lot like pizza, even when it's bad it's pretty good", then Totino's pizza is pretty much war rape.

I have no idea why Golden Oreos exist unless it's catering to racists who consider black and white Oreos to be miscengenization, which I know is spelled wrong.

Looks like you've got some V8, so you're prepared to make the trashiest bloody marys ever.

Almost everything is what a child with poor parents considers their second favorite treat.

Absolutely disgusting. I'm going to documentingreality for some eyebleach.

>> No.18111211

>>18109575
i mean i guess this is the internet where we automatically assume worst case just out of this jaded and spiteful always-on-offense attitude toward others.

so yes, it's safe to assume that and it in fact is not a flex when you frame it that way.

>> No.18111221

>>18111098
saline

>> No.18111267

>>18108175
Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream chips are godly.2rhmsj

>> No.18111281

>>18108175
you forgot to post your shadow

>> No.18111306

>>18108454
literal retard that doesnt understand chemistry

>> No.18111415

>>18111098
spring water

>> No.18111452

>>18108175
>Rate my Walmart haul
>shelf stable goyslop
you deserve to be replaced by Mexicans and Pajeets

>> No.18112042

>>18108175
I counted $20 of real food in this entire cart.
This is wholly depressing, because I know this isn't just some manchild feeding himself, it's probably some single mother who's stunting the growth of her children eating only HFCS and starch while going on facebook complaining about food getting more expensive.

>> No.18112067
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18112067

>>18108175
I honestly stopped buying food at wal mart after they stopped carrying boston market frozen swedish meatballs because I discovered them and really liked them for a month and then could never find them again
RIP BMFSMB forever in my heart

>> No.18112115

>>18112067
I'm sure they're still selling the same frozen slop but under a different brand, there's only like 5 conglomerates that make all the brand name "foods" in a typical supermarket.

>> No.18112140

>vanilla oreo double
Fuck yes.
And dipping sauce.

>> No.18112171

>>18108175
>ramen and possibly milk behind it
Solid choice, I still eat ramen and am poor
>blue drink
Kine of gross, I usually only pick up apple, orange, or grapefruit juice at the store although I do get powdered drink mix which blue drank probably is
>bread
Gotta have bread to make sandwiches, solid choice, it looks like great value though (bleh!)
>corn tortillas?
Probably making crunchwraps which tells me you already have flour tortillas. Thats really going the extra mile.
>nutty butty and ice cream
I cant be one to talk since I've started buying ice cream again after not having soda or ice cream for literally years, but we both know its bad for us
>Totinos cheese
I go for combo but these are the best cheap awful frozen pizzas and they fit in my toaster oven. My main oven is broken.
>2 bags of ruffles and oreos
Jeez, I maybe get 1 bag or chips (usually tortilla chips to go with salsa) very rarely get potato chips, but cookies ontop of that should probably cut back
>12 ice cream sandwiches
Thats too much ice cream now
>pop tarts
Theyre basically cookies come on now
>moz sticks
Never had these
>ground beef
Good. Essential real food.
>chewy granola bars
Theyre candy bars disguised as slightly healthy
>rice
For me its pasta but to each his own. I have backup rice incase of trouble
>chef boyardee
Havnt had it in a few years
Generally not a fan, but nice to have a can in the pantry if you get sick and dont feel like cooking
>m&ms
You already got chips ice cream and cookies do you really need more
>velveeta cups of mac n cheese
Low effort
Pastas super easy to make. Homemade mac very easy too.

>> No.18112387

>>18109525
dia-BTS

>> No.18112399

>>18108199
>>18108184
KEK. /thread

>> No.18113609

>>18111211
This might be the cringiest post i've ever read on this website

>> No.18113697

>>18108175
Better be getting some xxxl sweatpants at the end before checking out

>> No.18114129

>>18109474
Blue drank, or can double as toilet bowl cleaner

>> No.18114153
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>>18108175
Jesus Christ, and I thought I ate like shit

>> No.18114193

>>18110997
Only thing I disagree with are those overpriced adult lunchables. Cheese, a deli meat and nuts are easy to buy and pack at home cheaper.

>> No.18114201

>>18108175
>Rate my Walmart haul /ck/ bros
Is it your 10th birthday?

>> No.18115597

>>18112067
Fucking why are you just so obsessed with the branded version of this? Just buy the ingredients and make it yourself. It probably costs like $8 per meal at the very most, and you'd get much more. And it would taste better.
I barely cook but even I could figure out a recipe for this, if I browsed around for meatball recipes.

>> No.18115662

I give it 4 cases of bud light/10. Doing any crackpot cooking this weekend?

>> No.18115795

>>18108175
the oatmeal is the only remotely healthy thing

>> No.18117232

>>18108175
My coworkers looked up bmi calculator online, 5'9"280lbs. Thought it was bullshit, and seemed surprised that they are morbidly obese.

>> No.18117236

at least he waited a week to post this again

>> No.18117259

>>18108175
I'm going to rate this based on when I was an 18 year old cooklet.
Omit the candy, cookies and punch and then I give it a 10/10

>> No.18117264

>>18108175
The worst part is that you obviously hit the frozen section first.
All your shit is gonna thaw out and get re-frozen later.

>> No.18117446

>>18110997
You know water comes out of the sink right m8

>> No.18117448

>>18108175
Do people really live like this and not see a problem?

>> No.18117462

>>18117448
Whats the problem then??? I don't see any fast food.

>> No.18117468

>>18117462
People do know that none of that shit is healthy and will literally kill them faster right? People still get taught nutrition at school right? I really don't understand how someone can do this. I feel bad buying more than 1 pack of potato chips per week

>> No.18117481

>>18117446
I could say the same about you

>> No.18117585

>>18109525
Trolling aside, it seems like half if not more of poor/middle class Americans are fat abominations like this. What the fuck is causing it? Do these people unironically eat shit like in OPs photo? I like junk food too sometimes but how much of it do you have to eat to get this fucking fat?

>> No.18117586

>>18117585
A lot. I live with a fat fuck and no joke I can't go two hours without hearing him eating something. Its fucking disgusting.

>> No.18119193

>>18117446
>drinking municipal water
ahhhh shiggydiggy

>> No.18119199

>>18114193
maybe if i was eating them every day...these packs which i crave only once in a great while are $1.50 a pop....pound of turkey is 4 bucks, a 10 oz can of cashews is damn near ten dollars and decent cheese is over 2 bucks a pound here

>> No.18119201

>>18108175
I can hear your heavy breath through my screen

>> No.18119217

>>18112387
lmao good one anon

>> No.18119227

>>18108175
OP here I accidentally shit my pants bending over to get the Totino’s out of the oven today

>> No.18119232
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>>18112387

>> No.18119235

>>18108444
Memeslop

Never post your memeslop on my board again faggot. I’m glad the Jews keep you subdued, kill yourself botslop.

>> No.18119247

>>18108175
Looks like shit

>> No.18119251

>>18108750
neither does that

>> No.18119266

>>18108895
Anon, if your shopping cart looks like this you're probably poor as fuck.

>> No.18119344
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>>18108175
I'll be honest, all that shit tastes pretty good, but if you actually care about how many calories you're consuming, it's simply not worth eating it.

Sorry ketolards and goyslop posters, I don't give a fuck about how it's muh processed or how its muh sugar or how it's from *gasp* LE HECKIN SHART MARTERINO!!!!!!! nope, it's simply sub-optimal food choices because it's too calorie dense for the average persons activity level.

>> No.18119355

>>18119344
checked 4 troof

>> No.18119493

>>18119355
go back to lurking

>> No.18120493
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>>18108175
I'm so tired of these "hahaha look at all the junk food in my cart" posts. I feel like 90% of these aren't even pics the OP took and are just an excuse for people to make fun of white trash morons who use their undeserved EBT to buy overpriced name brand corn syrup products.

This board should focus on antisemitism and actual cooking threads.

>> No.18120636

kidneystonecore

>> No.18120642

>>18108175
This is why I'm against food stamps.

>> No.18121030

>>18108175
have you tried not being a fat stupid bitch or is that just completely out of the question

>> No.18121035

>>18113609
Summer is in full force.

>> No.18121041

>>18110997
>$68
You're completely full of shit

>> No.18121045

>>18117446
tap water tastes like pool water in burgerland.

>> No.18121084

>>18121045
it's just fine here desu

>> No.18121173

Tourists from /r/destiny need to commit suicide STAT.

>> No.18121175

>>18108895
Its not you retarded McHuman.
>>18108175
Couldnt be more american and fat unless a bald eagle took a shit all over it.

>> No.18121179

>>18108939
theres eggs and cured sausage on that table you delusional McHuman

>> No.18121183

>>18120493
>This board should focus on antisemitism and actual cooking threads.
Hear hear!

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>>18120493
>This board should focus on antisemitism and actual cooking threads.
Finally, a good fucking post.

>> No.18121680

>>18108226
>>18108312
>>18108183
Ok, I've tagged enough, no need to give (you)s to everyone, but retarded europoor zoomies chomping down on the bait ITT.

>> No.18122488

>>18108175
>Star crunch ice cream
wat. that is a thing.

>> No.18122492

>>18108175
>buying all that shit and eating it
do people really?

>> No.18122496

>>18120493
kek

>> No.18122504

>>18108175
If it had no health consequences I would eat like this.

>> No.18122956

>>18108750
>nooooo you have to eat vegetables and shit that is REAL FOOD
>chips and chocolate are not real because they just Aren't...okay?

>> No.18122961

>>18110997
>people sperging about OP but this one is somehow fine

>> No.18122982

>>18108175
gigamanchildren/10
also
beetus/10

>> No.18123007

>>18110997
wtf is going on with the perspective on those cans of pringles

>> No.18123024

>>18108750
Imagine getting out a ton of food and putting it in open bowls just to take a gay ass picture

>> No.18123131

>>18109572
Anon....that's a dude

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>>18109572
very good post anon

>> No.18123787

>>18108175
Anyone wanna rate my recent grocery shopping? I got the receipt.

>> No.18123826
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>>18112387

>> No.18123831

>>18123007
the one on the left is tilting forward being held up by the can on the right and the box on the left. the one on the right is standing normally

>> No.18123860

>>18121179
>cured sausage
>processed meat
>Class 1 carcinogen
>food
Okay.

Good luck with your colon cancer.

>> No.18123919

>>18109537
Are you gender blind? That's a man.

>> No.18124582

>>18123860
You should be replying to the post with the picture in it :/

>> No.18124610

>>18117446
I know where you're coming from but the tap water in Charleston is brown.

>> No.18125223

>>18108175
look at all that goyslop

>> No.18125296

>>18122961
fucks wrong with my cart?

>> No.18125301

>>18108175
post your black hand

>> No.18125307

>>18108175
I sometimes wish I didn't give a shit about life or becoming morbidly obese just so I can eat like this.

>> No.18125333

>>18117232
even 80 pounds less would is probably still "obese." at the very least 230 is.

>> No.18125341

>>18117585
the US isn't the morbidly obese hellhole it seems like it is from outside, it's just select areas that are pumping up the numbers. I see a lot of technically overweight people but not disgustingly obese.

>> No.18125360

>>18112067
Swedish meatballs are better with mashed potato

>> No.18125370

>>18120642
It's pretty retarded that you can't buy a a whole rotisserie chicken for $8 just because it's cooked and warm, but you can buy all the soda you want. The chicken is a good value, and you don't have to spend time and money cooking it yourself. The cold stuff is more expensive.

>> No.18125379

>>18108175
I ate bad like this for a year after my mom died and still managed to stay at 230 at 5'8. When I was done using grief as an excuse to be a fat cunt I stopped and lost weight.

>> No.18125446

>>18108175
>snacks and processed garbage
1/10

>> No.18125465

>>18108175
> Nothing of any substance/10
I would be ashamed of pushing a trolley with that shit in it.

>> No.18125470

>>18108475
The cope is strong in this one.
It's alright fatty, just have a lie down.
Oh wait, you can't get off your bed.....

>> No.18125473

>>18108491
> Cheat weekend
> I'm not fat

Pull the other one sweet-heart, it plays Jingle Bells.

>> No.18125481

>>18108689
Yes it does, doesn't it.
If you work for a living, you can afford the nice brocolli and some other veges as well

>> No.18125499

>>18111221
For the dialysis machine?

>> No.18125505

>>18117462
They buy that on the way home

>> No.18125509

>>18119193
> America
> Don't drink the water you pay taxes for.

Really?

>> No.18125514

>>18122956
Yes fatty, you are wrong again.

>> No.18125520

>>18108175
Foodstamp shopper

>> No.18125523

>>18123860
Good luck with your bland diet of water and beans, faggot.

>> No.18125600

>>18117585
It's a combination of factors.
Dollar for dollar junk food will give you more calories than any other which you technically need for energy.
The FDA is bought so there's nothing stopping us from buying sugar in a can and eating it.
Americans are proudly stupid and consider dietary advice to be liberal intervention.
Americans are also deeply depressed and a sugar rush is what many people use to help them through the day.

>> No.18125606

>>18125600
Junk food also has tons of coupons/sales all the times so it hits that FOMA instinct in people's heads.

>> No.18125728

>>18109525
Your bodie's wide
Well mine is too

>> No.18125740

>>18108175
>randomly tossing shit into the cart
heavy shit goes in the back
brittle and squishable shit goes in the front

>> No.18125748
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18125748

>>18117446
>water comes out of the sink
call a plumber you daft cunt

>> No.18126062

>>18108175
You deserve to suffer

>> No.18126276

>>18108175
Nice, is that dinner for the week?

>> No.18126503

>>18125523
Rather that than bowel and stomach cancer.

>> No.18126730

>>18125509
He's from some abandoned mining town

>> No.18126756

>>18108175
based goyslop enjoyer

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18126933

>>18125509
>>18126730

you ever fucking seen the pipes that flush literal flouride and chlorine treated sewage to your kitchen taps? ill take my water straight from the earth and filtered thnx

you niggers need to look at your local water quality reports and get a load of how toxic that shit is. most municipalities here are just barely making the cut
good water is way more valuable than gold

>> No.18126983

And yet the irony was lost on >>18121680

>> No.18127055

>>18108175
Diabeetus/10