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>> No.18107048

She's cure and funny. Good one. Give me a sec to go see what webms I have on my laptop.

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>> No.18107156 [DELETED] 

shes a fucking roastie. throw her in the lake of fire along with race mixers jews and homosexuals

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Maybe chill a little bit

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Post the rest of them faggot. I want to see Virgo.

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That is all of them you lunatic

>> No.18107195

>that webm
globohomo will burn and so will you and both of them

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Embrace the Swirl, brother

>> No.18107202
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Sorry I am retarded.

>> No.18107204

The Gemini one is stupid both haves are the same fuckin thing

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>> No.18107232

>add salt to taste
>add hot sauce
>>hot sauce
>>sodium and vinegar with food coloring

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>> No.18107245

Ending ruined this webm
What a fucking waste of food

>> No.18107247

I knead dat.

>> No.18107248

I think it's ironic and supposed to piss Geminis off with how retarded it is

>> No.18107254

something feels so wrong about eating a ostrich. wonder how it tastes though

>> No.18107275

>being autistic

>> No.18107294

How do you know its being 'wasted'? Could go to the goyim or used as animal feed (same thing really tho)

>> No.18107297

It's turkey just large

>> No.18107299

Yeah I'm a Gemini

>> No.18107305

I can fap to this.

>> No.18107310

>taps knife

>> No.18107316

reminder that "nutrition" isnt a real science, its a women's "science" and no self respecting human being should ever willingly study it, call themselves a nutritionist and especially not speak to one

>> No.18107321

i thought these were gonna be cool designs based off of what the sign represents but of course its just astrolofaggotry

>> No.18107322

Texture is similar to good beef, quite gamey taste with a certain tang of it's own. Very low fat so dry. It's OK but needs treating right.

>> No.18107333

not my problem

>> No.18107343

Tastes similar (and better than) beef. I wish they were sold in the states.

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>> No.18107356

>I can't think of a lower ROI activity
Watching your videos.

>> No.18107369
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>me when i go to wendys

>> No.18107375

>what is passive income

>> No.18107395
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all i know is to pass gas, homie
real shit

>> No.18107396

Imagine life being so low ROI that you have to put any thought into the ROI of anything more than maybe an hour of each day, if even that.

Imagine actually enjoying life lmao. Imagine this guy on his deathbed, oof

>> No.18107419

what level of capitalism autism is this? Seriously

>> No.18107427

>tfw my ROI will never be so high that I get assblasted to the point of manic vibration at someone having fun cooking for themselves
>tfw I will never wear huge gay sunglasses indoors and cross my little skinny jean chicken legs to posture for a youtube video
get this nigga some sketchers too

>> No.18107429

What an autistic faggot. Imagine destroying your body with goyslop so you can work for Mr. Shekelberg an extra 30 minutes a day

>> No.18107431

if you got time to complain on a video, youre not making money
get back to work roiboy, chop chop

>> No.18107435

the lava cooks the monster

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>mr worldwide
unless he's here to give us the green light why would I care what this clown has to say?

>> No.18107442

My boomer parents who were forever on a diet used to do that

>> No.18107447

That looks very unappealing. Just a bunch of mushy wet vegetables with no fat or protein

>> No.18107456

There is protein in every one of those vegetables, and fat is used in the sauce.

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>> No.18107507

god I love Satisfactory

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what body type is this?

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>> No.18107555

i can't believe it's not butterball

>> No.18107564

i've had one "ostrich medallion" as a part of a tasting course. it was great, in the top 3 with elk and bison.

>> No.18107571

i'd lose my dick in those cheeks

>> No.18107572

what in the actual fuck?
why is someone sucking on a cow's teat?
why is someone filming it?
why is this on the internet?
what season of lawn stars is this from?

>> No.18107585

maybe enough protein if you're a little girl

>> No.18107589

I feel I'd be friends with him. Let him order me food. "gimmie your card number" "time is money, friendo"

>> No.18107604

I wish I had milky nipples for a cute girl to suckle from.

>> No.18107608

Who is this turbo faggot?

>> No.18107631

someone should assault this man.

>> No.18107651

I would, but assault is too low ROI

>> No.18107670

you mean battery, right?
simple threats are cuck-tier, low-t manlet dance dance revolution moves.

>> No.18107730

Fudruckers was the only place around to get ostrich burgers before they started closing locations everywhere. In california theres a good amount of ostrich farms around and it's not hard to get/see ostrich on menus.

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>I don't support factory farms I only eat hunted meat
t. vid related

>> No.18107772

mmmmm wormsss

>> No.18107787

Hell no longer scares me.

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>> No.18107814

I would have thought it would have exploded out the tab at the top as a weakpoint but maybe those are stronger than I think

>> No.18107841

I'm imagining vikings doing this, 1000 years ago.

>> No.18107852

>meat cooked in plastic bag
I like the smell of BPA in the morning

>> No.18107853

That's not a teat it's a penis

>> No.18107864

Vikings didn't drink beer. That's why they got so much shit done.

>> No.18107874

cows can't have penis

>> No.18107881

$200 right there.

>> No.18107886

then where do baby cows come from

>> No.18107897

>Vikings didn't drink beer
Yeah. They drank wine primarily. Norway is famous for its large vineyards

>> No.18107910

fuggin goteem

>> No.18107960

What the fuck is the point of adding rose and blossom water to everything?

>> No.18107961

the world may never know
but cows still won't have peniseses

>> No.18107984

What plastic bag retard?

>> No.18108022

At 0:07 he's unwrapping some kind of plastic bag

>> No.18108035

That is butcher paper, not a bag

>> No.18108056

This is the weirdest cope for not knowing how to cook I've ever seen

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>> No.18108086

This is probably absurdly delicious I don't care that it's a meme

>> No.18108090

>literal fucking lava pouring over the side of the can
>Why didn't it go out the top?!?!?!?!!?!?

>> No.18108095

amerimutts are simply not human

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>> No.18108100

Do Amerilard really eat off table like dog

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>> No.18108116

What country is this? Can you just throw all your garbage in there as well?

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>> No.18108127

There's always laws against doing that stuff, if everyone threw their trash in volcanos the smoke it gives off would pollute the shit out of the area

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>> No.18108150

Either way it's coated in plastic

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>> No.18108153

Poopy mestizo

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>> No.18108163

I can’t stand this faggot

I hate muslim food

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>> No.18108206

its not pitbull lmao

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>> No.18108220

thats disgusting but also look at the fucking way he walks, that guy doesnt give a fuck about anything
im almost jealous, except for the being morbidly obese

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>> No.18108235

this goes from looking like butts to looking like two dicks

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>> No.18108242

At the end you can see it being served next to chicken.

>> No.18108244

They did throw garbage in there, anon.

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>> No.18108250

i really hope this is a joke
but that "you're broke" at the end seemed a little too authentically mad...

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regardless, LET'S GO /asp/bros

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>> No.18108255

its parchment paper

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>> No.18108263

Why would you not cook off the whiskey then the wine before dumping in all that beer? It would take fucking forever to cook out all that alcohol this way.

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>> No.18108280

i hate rich people
i hate fat people
i hate fat rich people even more

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sweet, cleansing, lava....

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>> No.18108339
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is it? maybe it's wax
regardless many types of plastic are fine to cook with

>> No.18108345

>Removes protein rich flavourful water
>Rinses with fluoride

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>> No.18108364
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You have no idea. I work in manufacturing and if you think that 1 dumpster of waste product is bad, imagine hundreds of them per day just for that 1 manufacturing line. Quantity > Quality > Efficiency

>> No.18108375

Tate is European

>> No.18108378

probably some sort of wax.

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hella fake lol

>> No.18108387

That man is bald, so nothing he says matters.

>> No.18108390

"Cut off the borders"

>> No.18108395

That's in Italy.

>> No.18108401

That's in the UK.

>> No.18108410

you're disgusting. god i hope she gets assaulted and has such bad ptsd she kills herself

>> No.18108418

I made this based on the webm a couple of months ago, good shit

>> No.18108432

i know you think you're soooo smart anon but if you used your actual eyes watching that webm you'd see that it clearly never even reaches the top on the right before the leftmost lava is hitting the can. the anon you replied to was correct to be surprised that it didn't pop out the top (specifically in his musing that it must be stronger than he though) because the can is clearly designed to fail in stages. notice the top is "punched out" first, as in it very clearly *wanted* to pop out the top but it's designed to fail by crumpling outward, containing the extreme pressure difference somewhat. it's only when the can finally fails, away from the weakest point (the top) that any of the beverage actually leaks. you're not just a fucking retard for being wrong, but because you actually had a learnable event to observe and you still managed to totally misunderstand it and still be smug about how fucking stupid you are. crazy to think that someone as stupid and prissy as you has a vote that counts the same as mine.

>> No.18108451

Wtf mozzarella isn't vegan

>> No.18108452

the table*
a dog*

>> No.18108456

for examples we typically use plurals, retard. notice how i didn't say "for an example we typically use a plural".
>do amerilards really eat off tables like dogs
would be much more natural. learn the fucking language before you try to teach it, because if ESL retards take your advice they'll be talking like
>does an amerilard eat off the table like a dog
like a real fucking dork

>> No.18108457

Neither is chorizo. Nothing said it was vegan, you dummy.

>> No.18108466

Yes chorizo is vegan???

>> No.18108468

Chorizo is sausage. Just like you, you fucking sausage.

>> No.18108482

Chorizo is made from pork, not meat. It says it right there on the Wikipedia page.

>> No.18108487

Whenever I leave cans in the freezer too long they bust out the sides

>> No.18108493

They have vegan cheeses although, like with most vegan imitations of non-vegan products, you're way better off just using real vegan ingredients (rice, beans, lentils, veggies, olive oil, etc) instead of eating a crummy imitation.

>> No.18108501

damn look at the size of that bird's cock

>> No.18108504

>active yeast

>> No.18108509

Poo or Illegal?

>> No.18108555

I don't want to sound racist, but I don't see what's wrong with eating an ostrich

>> No.18108560

He'd look fine if his pants fit properly

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>> No.18108594

hope the kids had a good time. lan parties are essentially dead and its not likw arcades exist anymore other than ones that just have mobile games with a gaint touch screen.

>> No.18108598
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I wish for a nuclear holocaust and will give my life if only it would guarantee those creatures are vaporized as well.

>> No.18108599

Dude knows he's fat he just don't give a fuck

>> No.18108612

do americans really eat this slop?

>> No.18108618

I see plenty of arcades around my area. They cater to things that aren't well replicated at home like gun games, driving games, fighters with cabinet controls, and games using novel controls like water sprayers or trackballs. There are sometimes also elaborate feedback systems like intricately controlled vibrations and bursts of air.

>> No.18108624

Anyone who drians grease from their mince should be killed

>> No.18108635

he needs to be curbstomped and fed to rabid monkeys

>> No.18108639

Bro that's french

>> No.18108684

don't forget your time cost in waiting in line in the host sun 60 feet away from I35 for half a day

>> No.18108698

or just buy leaner ground beef
that's an option as well

>> No.18108765

i've got my own little flock of chickens in the back yard, but the color of those eggs yolks is absolutely insane.

>> No.18108774

most of the time it isn't even that much grease
they just cook it wrong so all the water releases at once and boils the meat

>> No.18108775

damn i forgot about this show. i love it so much.

>> No.18108814

The food always looks good in a home cookin' kinda way. That chefs salad is what i hate the most, white parts of lettuces and a few cherry tomatoes, pass.

>> No.18108820

It's bread

>> No.18108901

I'm surprised at the recipes where people are baking/making tomato sauce for > 1 hr in their cast iron pans. Surely the acidity must trash the seasoning at least, if not the pan itself?

>> No.18108935

>I get it, Paul. Back on that old 'Time is Money' kick, right?
>Not back on it, Joe, still on it.

>> No.18108949

>american love story

>> No.18108953

nigel is the british bride of the american love story taking place in britain

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>> No.18108958

They fucked up every step that makes this version gourmet and not just average.

>> No.18108960
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It's Crack A Monny o'clock!

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>> No.18108964

that was disgusting to watch but I still want some

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>> No.18108974

>still tries to cut the cake after the initial pummeling
heart of a champion

>> No.18108983

>wearing a friends shirt
>eating beer ramen
>in a japanese restaurant
>in canada
>doesn't actually contain beer
How much hipster douchebaggery can god put into a single man?

>> No.18108985

at least he commits
>tfw half hipster faggot that isn't accepted by them or anyone else

>> No.18108987

I'd love to be one of those cooks. Providing honest simple food for a bunch of hardworking young men and watching them all enjoy it. Even if they don't say thanks or anything just knowing you're supporting them and they're getting a warm meal. What's the point if I can't experience that.

>> No.18108988 [DELETED] 

Of course they're all niggers.

Did you see the way that full grown woman was beating on the back of that child's spinal cord? He needs to get out asap.

>> No.18108992

>webm thread
>mostly just rage bait

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have a fun one

>> No.18109000

she's got a hole beneath her seat to poop out what she scoops in

>> No.18109003

>completely shuts down by the end
That's literally child abuse. I hope all those fucks get arrested.

>> No.18109008

Burnt and raw??

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it's building character

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>> No.18109078

she compromised

>> No.18109085

just realised hes eating it upside down

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>> No.18109094

touch grass

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Andrew Tate, the most alpha male who ever existed.

He's British, moved to Romania because women there still know their place and got arrested for human trafficking

>> No.18109101

Why is he pushing the burger into his mouth like that

>> No.18109111

touch grass, musloid

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>throws up the devil horns
>drives a Mini to Target
Suburbia brain rot

>> No.18109117

LOL that kid's going to have mad character as an adult. SJWs gonna be btfo.

>> No.18109126

I tried one of these the other day and it was amazing.

>> No.18109135

This channel is so fucking sexy

>> No.18109137

this kids gonna grow up another failure of a school shooter

>> No.18109145

euro city fags trying to trash bbq are just objectively wrong idiots. theres very few things good about american cuisine, but trying to trash bbq just makes you objectively stupid

>> No.18109148

>that charnel pit of rejects

>> No.18109157

fr fr no cap

>> No.18109163

Totally gay and probably fake as well.

>> No.18109168

damn that looks good

>> No.18109169

I've never understood coke other than a status symbol thing. It's just a shitty adderall. I know I haven't had high quality stuff but I mean look at those thick lines. It's like an addiction to the action of snorting coupled with the high. Idk

>> No.18109201

ive made something similar. The texture of the "soup" is disgusting. Dont blend it

>> No.18109211

Most starved Alb*nian

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>> No.18109223

so this is mullet power, huh
not bad

>> No.18109227

why are white people like this?

>> No.18109230

Wanna get chronic wasting disease? That's how you get chronic wasting disease?

>> No.18109235

Everything I find online says you're wrong and that Vikings primarily drank beer, and rarely drank wine.

Wine requires large vineyards, something the Vikings didn't really have. That Scandinavian climate was terrible for grapes.

>> No.18109250

why are all these anons so mad? This is hilarious

>> No.18109259

Because he's so smug about being so wrong. For most people, spending the time to cook is actually going to save them money, so his entire premise is completely upside down. For the average person, spending about an hour to prepare about four or five dollars worth of groceries is a lot smarter than dropping forty for some Uber Eats delivered Panda Express

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>> No.18109296

feed them paprika, its all a hoax

>> No.18109301

You must've graduated top of your special ed class

>> No.18109305

Fucking filthy grain stealing Vermin, they get what they deserve. To drown in their only instinct-driven wish

>> No.18109317

Why the fuck do tick tock people move like this, it's so annoying

>> No.18109326

It definitely is an addiction to the act of snorting, the chopping, the line forming, all of it, its rather ceremonious when you've done it for while. The high really is second, even with pure shit, it's great, but it's all part of the same thing.

>> No.18109347

That bird at :15 to the right..
>I know what it is, let me embrace it

>> No.18109367

>Be cancer
>Absolutely hate Avocado
>They put on Avocado
Astrologyfags, explain yourselves.

>> No.18109391

No it isn't, retard.

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>> No.18109417

Hawaii more than likely.

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>> No.18109459

Everything, fucking EVERYTHING Jack does he fails at. I almost feel bad for him but he's a grifting faggot so lol

>> No.18109462

pretty basic sloppa

>> No.18109464

You guys are both trolling and it's pissing me off.

>> No.18109469

>feeding Isreali soldiers
Kek. But yeah I get what you mean. Just cooking for a bunch of people who you know'll enjoy it. Keep it up, anon, you'll make a great wife one day.

>> No.18109490

>Cheese in the middle

What a fucking abimination of a "francesinha"

>> No.18109535

regular gummy bears are bad enough
frozen is overkill.

>> No.18109592


wow do americans really?

>> No.18109610

As much as I hate turks, this adana is fucking god tier

>> No.18109652

>Webm called automation
>Contains a shitload of humans doing tasks that are too fiddly for the machines or which require common sense beyond automation
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?

>> No.18109660

>Goes to cut the cake after the initial attack
This kid deserves better.

>> No.18109677

not that anon but Virtua Cop 4 was my shit. I wish I could do it at home

>> No.18109680

If it wasn't for disappointment I wouldn't have any appointmemt

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>> No.18109731

>It's just a shitty adderall
it's a lot more than that, but yes it's mainly a status thing

>> No.18109747

back in the day there was a whole cookbook about how to cook stuff with your engine.

>> No.18109769

If only they knew the entire process could be summed up in less than a minute.

>> No.18109782

truly, tigtog will solve education

>> No.18109793

kek he's right, this is why women are supposed to cook for you.

>> No.18109799

europoors simply arent people

>> No.18109800

just look at them go!

>> No.18109810

This is actually kind of a smart idea if you're going on a road trip.

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>> No.18109828

These are the latiniggers telling you that white people have no culture.

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>> No.18109852

>impossible to eat with just your hands
That's not a sandwich.

>> No.18109859

wtf is the foam? This looks disgusting.

>> No.18109879

Say what you will about the chinese, but they load up when it comes to food.

>Festival in town
>Chinese food truck is there
>It's late at night, but I'm feeling like some night food will do me good
>Walk up to the food truck
>They have giant bowls filled to the brim in front
>Just point at 5 different items saying I want them
>The frontman looks at me askew and asks if I'm sure, the portions are big
>Say I'm sure and very hungry
>They proceed to completely fill a polystyrene container for each of the 5 items I selected

I had food for 3 days after.

>> No.18109894

I have a feeling that wasn't set up for children

>> No.18109903

The only things that make me mad about this are that the TVs are on the floor, and the food is sitting there getting cold.

>> No.18109910

You can see the birthday cake has 1 and 2 candles next to it. It's for a 12 year old's birthday, because there would be alcohol if it was for a 21 year old.

>> No.18109912

>Americans are so retarded they react to the obviously bait filename

>> No.18109923

let me guess, this guy sells "online marketing courses" and "day trading seminars"

>> No.18109927

Blueboards became like huffington post

you don't have to eat a shitload proteins at every meal if you have a balanced diet

thanks, i tried to made it without folding instructions and i will try again with those

>> No.18109947

This takes buck breaking to a whole new level.

>> No.18109954

interesting food custom. unfortunately ruined by the faggotry of the hosts featured in the webm

>> No.18109961

>literally nothing but cheese and sugar

>> No.18109973

What shit ass third world country is this?

>> No.18109978

>you don't have to eat a shitload proteins at every meal if you have a balanced diet
If you're eating entire meals out of vegetables you're not getting a balanced diet. Post wrist.

>> No.18109998

no one said you have to eat just vegetables

>> No.18110006

The Top G making /ck/ neets and losers and low-value men seethe.

>> No.18110008

that looks extremely oily

>> No.18110010

The only low value men are the ones who watch faggots like that and delude themselves into believing that they're learning how to be alpha

>> No.18110027

using isomalt would probably be easier and look more appetizing

>> No.18110032

>spends over an hour preparing tomatoes
>adds in 500ml of mystery chicken broth at the end
Why even bother

>> No.18110034

Is vegetables grown in animal fertilizer vegan? Or do you require synthetic fertilizers?

>> No.18110062

who tf scoops ice cream like that with an ice cream scooper.

>> No.18110098

Not enough sides for that much meat. Pickled onions and pepers are nice but i need more coleslaw

>> No.18110113

Yeah, despite all of the memes (mostly based on fact), China has the best food I've ever experienced. Damn never every meal, every city, every region, was affordable, filling, and fucking tasty. Lots of variety, too. Unfortunately, you have to be within China to access it.

>> No.18110124

Depending on how well bit was cleaned this could be safe, saw all the blood in that foam though.

>> No.18110136

Its pink from the smoke.

>> No.18110146

Looks like they had a really fucking good time.

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>> No.18110246

>muslim food
2016 was 10 years ago

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>> No.18110316

Great, now even lava is a fucking 30 year old boomer.

>> No.18110389

I bet this beta male eats solid food

>> No.18110490

Looks really good but basil in tomato sauce while it's
cooking makes it bitter.
Unless I'm missing something?

>> No.18110506

would wife

>> No.18110530

I'd let her cook me a steak alright.

>> No.18110541

Been there. Absolutely fucking infuriating.

>> No.18110572

the birds dont get harmed, they can escape and keep doing this for fun

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god in heaven, are you still there?
cpatcha: 4J4GAY

>> No.18110837

seems like a good way to ingest lots of carinogens
now if i could boil water in a sealed container, tho
that would be some good vanlife shit.

>> No.18110859

I kinda wanna go to a frat house and make them dinner for some beer and cocaine a few nights a week

>> No.18111021

the tap makes me unreasonably angry every single time

>> No.18111032

would wife if met her when she was younger. seems like someone who always find something fun to do

>> No.18111091

>upside-down deep dish

>> No.18111102

Just double wrap the food in foil and I think it would be ok.

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>seems like a good way to ingest lots of carinogens

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>> No.18111765

Don't worry, the alcohol from the beer sterilizes the bodily fluids

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