/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18106824]

Americans don't have schnitzel or brötchen. as a result they never experienced the culinary delight that is the Schnitzelbrötchen. if you knew what you're missing out on you wouldn't put up with your homeland slop anymore

[Anonymous No.18106833]

The Hoosier boys ain't gonna take kindly to that blatantly false statement.

[Anonymous No.18106835]

I've found 3 restaurants withing 10 minutes of me that all serve it, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18106836]

>>18106824
Looks like a mediocre chicken sandwich to me
0/10 for stock photo and stupid thread

[Anonymous No.18106848]

>>18106836
schnitzel is veal, not chicken

[Anonymous No.18106855]

>>18106848
Bernd pls, i haven't seen a veal schnitzelbrötchen ever. It's pork.

[Anonymous No.18106860]

>>18106824
>Americans don't have schnitzel
Yes we do, we call them "cutlets"

[Anonymous No.18106864]

>>18106860
not the same

[Anonymous No.18106867]

>>18106824
We have everything in America. Everything. You can not name a single thing you have that we do not.

[Anonymous No.18106871]

>>18106867
protection from bodily harm by both fellow citizens and the state
an intelligent populace
livable conditions

[Anonymous No.18106876]

>>18106864
it is the same

[Anonymous No.18106879]

>>18106871
You don't have any of that either?

[Anonymous No.18106884]

>>18106871
All three accounted for.

[Anonymous No.18106891]

>>18106867
About the only things that I've seen in Europe that we don't have here are old buildings, cigarette butter and graffiti fucking everywhere

[Anonymous No.18106893]

>>18106864
So a cutlet in typical American usuage is a piece of meat that has been pounded flat, covered with flour, egg wash, and bread crumbs, then pan fried. How exactly is that different than schnitzel?

[Anonymous No.18106894]

>>18106824
>breaded meat between more bread
what's the point?

[Anonymous No.18106896]

>>18106891
Butts, also probably cigarette butter from all the butts ground into the floor everywhere

[Anonymous No.18106897]

>>18106893
if you need an explanation you will never understand

[Anonymous No.18106898]

>>18106867
Sandwich bread that isn't cake

[Anonymous No.18106899]

>>18106824
>schnitzel
We just call 'em hot dogs. Though the shit in your pic looks more like a less good mcchicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18106907]

>>18106824
>you wouldn't put up with your homeland slop anymore
Don't ever talk that way about sloppa again

[Anonymous No.18106908]

>>18106898
There's plenty of it, thats how I know you haven't been to the USA
>>18106897
So that means you have no explanation. Breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches are identical to schnitzel sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.18106915]

>>18106908
>There's plenty of it, thats how I know you haven't been to the USA
Not true. Even the brands with less sugar than wonderbread still have 3 - 5X more sugar than brands everywhere else in the world.

[Anonymous No.18106916]

>>18106899
Anon I think you're thinking of that restaurant chain Der Weinerschnitzel, which serves hot dogs. Schnitzel is more like a chicken or pork cutlet

[Anonymous No.18106920]

>>18106897
Could you give me a recipe for schnitzel then? I could make some and some cutlets for a side-by-side comparison.

[Anonymous No.18106922]

>>18106915
Wonder bread is no longer the standard American bread and it hasn't been for a while. You're operating on old knowledge. There's barely one brand for anything anymore in the USA because there's so many different brands. The breads I buy from my grocery store bakery do not have a noticeable amount of sugar.

[Anonymous No.18106924]

>>18106916
Look, I'm not a word scientist but clearly we have both hot dogs and mcchickens.

[Anonymous No.18106930]

>>18106924
I know that anon I thought you just may have been confused on what the word meant

[Anonymous No.18107146]

>Americans don't have pork cutlet sandwiches

[Anonymous No.18107163]

>>18107146
Correct. Americans don’t eat pork (they are controlled by the Jews).

[Anonymous No.18107170]

>>18107163
god I can't wait for summer to be over

[Anonymous No.18107206]

>>18106824
fuck off back to your hoesärehälföff, nazi mouth.
no one wants to know about your schittzinbritcheß

[Anonymous No.18107212]

>>18107163
Interesting observation

[Anonymous No.18107233]

>>18106824
I have experienced it because my mother is German and I lived there for 6 years. I get the best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.18107242]

>>18106824
It’s called a torta de milanesa you stupid wienerschnitzel

[Anonymous No.18107256]

>>18107242
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

[Anonymous No.18107276]

>>18107256
ok bb

[Anonymous No.18107282]

>>18106824
>my pork, chicken, veal fried in breading is unique
>nobody else has this
>especially not Americans

you believe this nigger

[Anonymous No.18107288]

>>18106867
Abortions.

[Anonymous No.18107292]

>>18107288
based

[Anonymous No.18107293]

>>18107288
Is your reading comprehension bad?

[Anonymous No.18107317]

>>18106871
Fuck off with livable conditions commie

[Anonymous No.18107329]

>>18106848
>>18106860
What the fuck are you talking about, do you seriously not have chicken schnitzel in America?
>>18106867
Electric Kettles

[Anonymous No.18107338]

>>18106824
You realize that America is like 40% German retards of its 56% white, right? You can get schnitzelbrötschen in any diner in the Midwest, though most people have the sense to call it by its English name the pork chop sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18107382]

>>18106824
Hello from Indiana

[Anonymous No.18107389]

>>18107382
That looks terrible. Americans eat cardboard sandwiches

[Anonymous No.18107392]

>>18107382
Hope that table is clean

[Anonymous No.18107399]

>>18107382
it's more based every time I see it

[Anonymous No.18107400]

>>18106867
what about free health care?

[Anonymous No.18107408]

>>18107400
It exists in America.

[Anonymous No.18107409]

>>18107408
in what states?

[Anonymous No.18107412]

>>18107409
Canada

[Anonymous No.18107414]

For me it's mettbrötchen

[Anonymous No.18107416]

>>18107409
All of them. Hospitals are in bed with their creditors and you literally don't have to pay for shit unless you're retarded.
>>18107412
They bill non-citizens for healthcare in Canada.

[Anonymous No.18107420]

>>18107412
kek
>>18107416
then why are you guys always complaining about non having free health care and saying how you can get in debt if you get really sick?

[Anonymous No.18107424]

>>18107416
Enjoy your destroyed credit

[Anonymous No.18107432]

>>18106824
>Americans don't have schnitzel or brötchen
you don't think people don't know how to pound flat and bread a piece of meat?

[Anonymous No.18107433]

>>18107420
There are a lot of retarded people who don't know how hospitals and debt work in the US and genuinely think they have to pay for shit when they receive the bill like they're dining at a fucking restaurant.
>>18107424
Oh, nooooo, not the fake money!

[Anonymous No.18107452]

>>18107433
Most states can deny you employment if you have terrible credit. I guess that doesn't matter to ditch diggers that have filed for bankruptcy like you.

[Anonymous No.18107458]

>>18107452
>he thinks you have to file for bankruptcy to dodge hospital debt
Oh, hey, I just mentioned you when I referred to the "retarded people who don't know how hospitals and debt work in the US". What a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.18107461]

>>18107458
You forgot to address the terrible credit part of my post which will happen, ditch digger.

[Anonymous No.18107487]

>>18107461
Your daddy really drilled that "you don't wanna end up shovelling shit for a living" mantra into you, huh? Did he take you down to watch road workers on the highway when you got a B in math?

[Anonymous No.18107496]

>>18107389
>>18107392
Fear the Hoosier Loin

[Anonymous No.18107500]

>>18107487
Unless you live in California, you're telling everyone that you either do not work or work a very terrible, bottom of the barrel job. Any respectable job will deny you employment when they do a credit check.

[Anonymous No.18107549]

>>18106824
>Americans don't have schnitzel or brötchen.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.18107588]

>>18106824
Chicken Schnitzel is actually an extremely common dish among American Jews/Israelis
I eat it all the time at other people's houses during holidays and every kosher supermarket I've been to sells it.

A big one I like to go to sells schnitzels with unique breadings. They have normal breading schnitzel, panko schnitzel, cornflake schnitzel, crushed pretzel schnitzel, etc

[Anonymous No.18107678]

>>18107588
This has already been covered here >>18107163

[Anonymous No.18107871]

>>18107400
we pay more so you have free.
you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.18107930]

>>18106824
We totally have schnitzel dummy

[Anonymous No.18107994]

>>18107382
Just look at the all American gut on that plaid wearing torn jean wearing motherfucker

[Anonymous No.18108003]

>>18107994
Workin mans clothes and a working mans gut

[Anonymous No.18108005]

>>18107930
These fuckers had an Apple Jacks shake that was bomb. Now it’s a front loops one and it’s good but that Apple one was bomb.

[Anonymous No.18108015]

>>18108005
froot loops*

[Anonymous No.18108023]

AMERICANS DON'T HAVE [food that is extremely easy to find in America] BECAUSE... BECAUSE... BECAUSE THEY JUST *DON'T*, OKAY?!!?!!?1?

[Anonymous No.18108029]

>>18106915
0/10

[Anonymous No.18108302]

>>18107317
I'm a rightist, not a leftist

[Anonymous No.18108309]

>>18107338
>pork chop sandwich
So, not Schnitzel. Thank (you), anon, for your contribution.

[Anonymous No.18108319]

>>18107588
>Jews/Israelis
disgusting. are you one of them? if so, end your life

[Anonymous No.18108330]

>>18107930
that's a hot dog

[Anonymous No.18108621]

Hoosier here.
It's the one thing we do pretty well.

[Anonymous No.18108631]

>>18108621
Germans don't use cake bread like Americans
You don't do it well because it's not supposed to be sweet like a dessert

[Anonymous No.18108645]

>>18106824
I don't know what schnitzel or brotchen is, but that looks like a regular old chicken sandwich. Or maybe fish.
Anyways, it's just normal food with a german name.

[Anonymous No.18108657]

>>18107329
We have electric kettles. We just don't use them because tea is for fags.

[Anonymous No.18108675]

>>18106824
I fry porkchops with buttermilk and flour. What use do I have for your little weiner schnitzels Mr Kraut?

[Anonymous No.18108789]

>>18108621

[Anonymous No.18108811]

>>18106824
Schnitzel actually is pretty good, but to be fair European food is so terrible that frying something with no seasoning puts it at top tier.

[Anonymous No.18108812]

>>18108645
Schnitzel is probably swine, as I know it as pork you pound flat.

SOOIE!

[Anonymous No.18108819]

>>18108657
No you don't, the 120v grid America uses can't handle the load of electric Kettles, have fun microwaving your water

[Anonymous No.18108824]

>>18106824
That's just a Mcchicken.

[Anonymous No.18108846]

>>18108819
>proceeds to flip on kettle and stopwatch
Not going to lie it was 4 minutes 6 seconds for a kettle, but at least all the ceramic is going to keep the water so damned hit it will come back to a boil fast. Furthermore, trying to boil a couple of pints in the microwave is going to take that long anyways.

[Anonymous No.18108850]

>>18106824
Americans have an improved version of this called Hoosier Pork Tenderloin

[Anonymous No.18108853]

>>18108850
More cake bread
Americans do not have proper bread

[Anonymous No.18108858]

Literally every culture has a form of schnitzel.

[Anonymous No.18108862]

>>18106824
Wir haben die Beiden in Wisconsin.

[Anonymous No.18108864]

>>18108853
>Bread is a staple food of every non-nomadic culture on planet Earth
>YEAH BUT AMERICANS DO IT WRONG!!!!
European "food" can stay on their continent, we are doing fine without it.

[Anonymous No.18108868]

>>18107382
lmao third worlders will NEVER know how good it feels to eat a meal this big. America is the greatest country on the planet.

And yes, before you ask, europe is a third world country.

[Anonymous No.18109010]

>>18107500
Most jobs don't do a credit check. Banks do, but banking isn't respectable.

[Anonymous No.18109165]

>>18108811
This. Someone post that map of European cuisine where it’s all just different sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.18109173]

>>18106824
I prefer a Frikadellerbrötchen from Kamps while eating it in a train station looking at trains.

[Anonymous No.18109346]

While back there was a Czech guy who had a cart in downtown Portland selling schnitzel sandwiches. Very, very good. Gone now, of course.

[Anonymous No.18109352]

>>18109010
Not sure how accurate this is, but I found this when I googled it:
https://money.usnews.com/credit-cards/articles/when-do-employers-check-your-credit

>A recent survey by CareerBuilder found that 72 percent of employers conduct background checks on prospective employees and include a credit check in 29 percent of cases. That means if you have a dark financial past, it could come back to haunt you during the job application process.

Most office jobs will perform it and basically every managerial position will. It's another part of the background check along with criminal history and will basically tell an employer that you are an unreliable dipshit if they decide to check it.

[Anonymous No.18109362]

>>18107170
>Being this eager for hannukah

[Anonymous No.18109370]

>>18106824
>Americans don't have X
Faggot, we have EVERYTHING. Every culture that is able to has and continues to come to America and brings with them all their shit.

[Anonymous No.18109371]

>>18109352
29 percent of 72 percent. So something like 15 percent.

[Anonymous No.18109378]

>>18109371
What jobs don't perform any sort of background check? I guess shit like Mcdonalds won't but every crappy job I've ever applied to including factories do.

[Anonymous No.18109385]

>>18106824
Sorry to burst your Teutonic bubble, but It's America, nimrod. We have it all. We've got people from every which where, and we all share the recipes. Why do you think we're so fat?

[Anonymous No.18109386]

>>18107389
>HAHA AMERICANS DON'T HAVE THING
>>ackshually
>YUCK AMERICA HAVE TOO MUCH THING

You're a cunt.

[Anonymous No.18109387]

>>18106824
looks bland and undercooked

[Anonymous No.18109388]

>>18108853
And Europeans don't have gas.

[Anonymous No.18109394]

>>18106824
>salat und tomate
>auf nem schnitzelbrötchen

Was soll die Scheisse? Schnitzel, Senf, Brötchen. sonst nichts.

[Anonymous No.18109396]

>>18106848
Nobody in Germany or whereever else makes a fkin Schnitzelbrötchen with veal meat. Nobody is that rich. Its ALWAYS pork or chicken. Theres Wiener Schnitzel (Veal) and theres Schnitzel "Wiener Art" which is any meat youd like.

[Anonymous No.18109402]

>>18109388
>Yanks actually believe all the fear mongering propaganda all the time

You dont have to prove how retarded you are EVER fkin post....

[Anonymous No.18109408]

>>18109385
Because of poor food regulation, public apathy and an oligopolie in the food market.

Companies like Kraft, PepsiCo, Tyson Foods have gradually increased the amount of sugar in your products and decimated the nutritional value by using shortcuts and substitutes in the production.

You and your fellow countrymen are by and large overweight because you are addicted to food that isn't nutritious.

[Anonymous No.18109413]

>>18109408
Its not even shortcuts anymore, its blatantly filling up any food item with the worst stuff you could ingest and they even write it on the packages in colorful writing. " NOW MORE FLUORIDE" " NO REAL SUGAR"

[Anonymous No.18109416]

>Americans think schnitzel is chicken
Poor, obese, hormonal, uneducated

[Anonymous No.18109425]

>>18109416
Ich weiss ja nicht was dein Problem is aber :>>18109396

[Anonymous No.18109430]

>>18109408
>I need the government to regulate my food
There's nobody in America that's overweight by accident or ignorance. The healthy food options are there. People just don't choose them.
You want to know what's happened since they started adding government-mandated calorie counts to drive-thru menu boards? You can't find the price of the stuff you're buying. It's lost in a sea of numbers. People are still fat. Anybody with two fat brain cells to rub together should be able to figure out since they are sitting in a drive-thru, they aren't making the healthiest choice.

[Anonymous No.18109562]

>>18108846
Our Kettles take like 1 minute to boil

[Anonymous No.18109573]

>>18106893
German here, it basically is exactly that and done here all the same, be it using chicken, turkey, pork or veal. (Schnitzel isnt exclusively veal, just specifically Wiener Schnitzel)

[Anonymous No.18109584]

this is the prelude and I may chicken out later, but the fbi/cia involves highschoolers and other young adults in their intelligence networks as part of the supposed war on terror. they eliminate them and use them disposably. when a promising honor student dies in some tragedy, it was actually the feds disposing of an asset. jk. this is a larp.

[Anonymous No.18109586]

>>18109584
the also deliberately give cancer and other diseases to the children of government assets to keep them in line

[Anonymous No.18109589]

>>18109584
>>18109586
I was waiting for full confirmation and this is actually fact. I wanted to doubt my findings. Of course there is a mix of actual accidents, but these are still the tip of the iceberg.

[Anonymous No.18109590]

>>18109584
>>18109586
>>18109589
Just kidding, I'm larping. Nobody can prove anything. I have not commited treason. There is no evidence.

[Anonymous No.18110035]

>>18106824
I belong to a German club in a part of the Midwest with a high percentage of German immigrants (mostly catholic Germans on this side of the state, not sure how that happened). We make schnitzel often, it's not hard. Brötchen... is harder. Flour is different in the US, the product turns out differently.

[Anonymous No.18110036]

>>18109378
A background check is different. The credit check is still a minority (like you, ESL faggot).

[Anonymous No.18110072]

>>18109408
>American companies are evil but luckily European companies look out for the best interests of Europeans.
It’s honestly pretty brilliant for euro governments to push that.

[Anonymous No.18110076]

>>18106824
Chicken fried steak?

[Anonymous No.18110079]

>>18106824
>Americans don't have deep fried pork cutlets or little breads

u wot m80?

[Anonymous No.18110089]

>>18107420
>then why are you guys always complaining about non having free health care and saying how you can get in debt if you get really sick?
consider who is actually saying that, and what they want to do to "fix" it, and you'll begin to understand

[Anonymous No.18110094]

>>18107452
>Most states can deny you employment if you have terrible credit
what shit hole do you live in that the state gets to decide if you deserve employment or not? Jesus Christ, just when I think Europe can't get any more distopian

[Anonymous No.18110101]

>>18109371
29% of 72% *of participants*

[Anonymous No.18110233]

>>18106833
>>18106835
>Responded seriously to a post that begins "Americans don't have"
>Bumped it too
If you search around a little you might find someone talking about goyslop or how niggers only eat fried chicken and you can bump their threads too.

[Anonymous No.18110390]

>>18106835
There's the first problem. At first you need our German Brötchen. Not the American buns. And that's the most important thing. The second: you make your schnitzelbrötchen like in 10 seconds, it's not a restaurant thing. If a restaurant tell you to do it, it's wrong. It's the same with a Lkw (leberkäs' weckle) or a mettbrötchen. Don't ask your fucked up siri usa plemplem.

[Anonymous No.18110424]

>>18110036
No it isn't. I worked temp to hire jobs that performed it and it was lumped in with the background check consent form. Faggots ITT are NEETs that have never worked but still want to argue for attention.

[Anonymous No.18110432]

>>18108819
Our kettles just don't heat up as fast.
Also what's wrong with microwaving water? That's literally what a microwave is for. It heats water. It's not like you're losing flavor in your water.

[Anonymous No.18110433]

>>18110094
Nearly every state. NEETS ITT are coping hard.

[Anonymous No.18110435]

>>18110079
See
>>18107163

[Anonymous No.18110449]

>>18110094
This happens everywhere. I had a coworker who got fired for it.
Basically they're afraid that poor people are going to steal shit. Especially if their position gives them access to sensitive information.
It's pretty fucked up though because it makes people too poor to work, and keeps them unemployed forever.

[Anonymous No.18110465]

>>18110390
The schnitzel is Italian though (cotoletta alla milanese). There's your second problem.

[Anonymous No.18110482]

>>18110449
if you're gonna make stuff up for the Internet, at least make it believable

[Anonymous No.18110494]

>>18110482
lol, people don't even believe how fucked up America is.

[Anonymous No.18110509]

>>18110494
>the government will run a credit check and tell a corporation to not hire you if you're too poor
come on, you can't actually believe that I figured you'd backpedal and try to explain it away, but you're really gonna double down?

[Anonymous No.18110517]

>>18110509
Not him but an employer will run the check not the government you moron.

[Anonymous No.18110527]

>>18110517
>>18107452
there's the backpedalling I was waiting for

[Anonymous No.18110533]

>>18110509
The corp does it as part of the background check. If you're in financial trouble they consider you high risk.
Unless you're in the public sector. Then it actually is the government that does it.

[Anonymous No.18110544]

>>18110465
Are you somekind of retarded? The original is from vienna, Austria. Not italian. And it's lamb, not pork. American trash telling schnitzel is italian...

[Anonymous No.18110553]

>>18107382
WHY IS IT ALL SHITTY SUGAR BREAD IN AMERICA

[Anonymous No.18111559]

>>18108005
Yup

[Anonymous No.18111611]

>>18106867
Class

[Anonymous No.18111613]

>>18110553
>this guy has a mass spectrometer built into his computer monitor so he can detect the amount of sugar in a jpeg
Or you're just a frothing obsessed mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.18111640]

>>18106824
>Schnitzelbrötchen
midwest has it everywhere. They call it pork tenderloin sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18111661]

>>18108868
>t.

[Anonymous No.18111671]

>>18111640
Wrong bread
That's cake

[Anonymous No.18111672]

>claim americans don't have authentic german food
>americans fucking freak
you guys are a circus

[Anonymous No.18111829]

>>18106915
As someone who made a career out of baking bread in America I can tell you firmly, no that's not accurate at all and you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.18111851]

>>18111671
>If it's not dry and unpleasant, it's cake.
If I leave cake out uncovered for a day, does it become bread? What makes a bun?

[Anonymous No.18111904]

>>18106824
actually retard we have this exact thing all over NYC, we just call it a chicken cutlet sandwich
served cold is the patrician's choice

[Anonymous No.18111916]

>>18111672
>says something stupid
>gets corrected

rent free

[Anonymous No.18112843]

>>18106915
We have bakeries here in America where we can by freshly baked breads with the basic ingredients. I want you to show us popular super market breads in Europe or wherever the fuck so I can compare it. Because you Europeans LOVE nitpicking and picking out the most absolute dogshit out of our ass.

[Anonymous No.18112864]

boring bait post

[Anonymous No.18112868]

>>18106824

Nah we got the cheesecake senpai

[Anonymous No.18113370]

>>18106824
are tortas a thing?

[Anonymous No.18114927]

>>18108853
WAHHH MUH CAKE BREAD. WAHH THE FIRST WORLD HAS SWEET FOOD THAT I DON'T.

[Anonymous No.18115081]

>>18110432
Weird Euro seethe over the US

[Anonymous No.18116090]

Hey guys, I just remembered that all the good people left Europe hundreds of years ago and we can just nuke that shithole without worry.

[Anonymous No.18116098]

>>18106824
Tried both in Australia. It was like a shitty overpriced chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.18116457]

>>18107382
that actually looks delicious