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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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/ck/ webm thread

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>>18091322
ja/ck/heads wya?

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>> No.18091373

>>18091322
>What do you think much how worth that?
We literally give you free language education you sandy cunt, use it.

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>> No.18091395

>>18091340
What happened here? and why did he turn it upside down in the first place.

Did he become aware of his retard status and start playing it up for views?

>> No.18091401

>>18091322
That’s the weirdest burrito I have ever seen. Do euros really?

>> No.18091405

>>18091322
Fuck a Scandinavian 7/11-equivalent unironically sold a couscous wrap for a while. Fucking wheat pasta in a wheat wrap. It was exactly as dry as it sounds.
It was their only vegetarian option too, so they might have done it as a "fuck you" on purpose

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>> No.18091540

>>18091379
me with the breast milk i bought from a manyvids model

>> No.18091541

>>18091401
They call them kebabs.

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>> No.18091549

>>18091526
wonder how many rent boys are packed away under this guy's house

>> No.18091551

>>18091526
How did you get this webm of me from the future?

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>>18091562
>just superpower things

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>> No.18091584

>>18091562
What is that? Is it actually a cow's udder? It doesn't look like a cow (more like a fat horse) and the udder nips are so thick. But quadrupeds have longer, fatter dicks. I'm so confused.

>> No.18091594

>>18091562
she'll make a busload of commuting jeets very happy some day

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>> No.18091602

>>18091353
why the fuck is he cooking a crystal

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Virtual hot dog and chinese buffet

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Restaurant

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>> No.18091619

>>18091562
Sir, this is a SFW board.

>> No.18091625

>>18091619
thats brisket son, gonna win the church chili cookoff

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>>18091583
Wonder who's problem that is, sure ain't yours

>> No.18091851

>>18091602
A year old piece of frozen brisket. No shit.

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>>18091540
Very based

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>> No.18091912

>>18091631
Fucking kek

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>> No.18091924

>>18091910
Who puts whole fucking rings of pineapple on a pizza that size?

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>> No.18092195

>>18091340
>>18091353
If I didn't believe in eugenics before, then he made me believe in it.
It's too bad that moron has a son.

>> No.18092198

>>18091526
If I ever get that pathetic and decrepit, just fucking kill me off. Beat my head in with a goddamn stool.

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>> No.18092480

>>18091526
Soon zoomers spoiled with gods abundance of food will know the joy of this webm when the next depression hits

>> No.18092485

>>18092480
Actually, I intend to get disproportionally rich before this happens

>> No.18092489

>>18091923
Literal goyslop

>> No.18092490

>>18091526
>when your realize he's been riding up the hershey highway

>> No.18092491

>>18092485
Too bad your inflated currency will be replaced when the reset is over

>> No.18092502

>>18092491
The reset will begin and end with my word.

>> No.18092510

>>18091932
mm soggy bread

>> No.18092582

>>18091923
everything about this webm is repulsive, from the recipe all the way down to the tone and editing

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>>18091923
>CRAM EM IN

>> No.18092731

>>18092198
He makes a ton of youtube cash and has more pool boys than you could ever dream of.

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>> No.18092774

>>18091924
Faggots on youtube and daytime tv who want cheap views

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>>18091619
Speaking of SFW, why were so many webms in this thread deleted? All but like one of them were on-topic, and none of them weren't SFW.

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>>18092785
I dunno but I feel like jannies are hunting me on this board

>> No.18092813 [DELETED] 

>>18092785
Mods have been extremely faggodocious recently. I think there must be a new guy. Fucking piece of shit loser needs to chill out lmao. now janny, check this out *opens up my asshole and streams a load of hot brown goo onto the jannys face*

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>> No.18092863

>>18092774
dsdsd

>> No.18092950

>>18091395
well he used the product the incorrect way so it blew up in his face, then he gave it a bad review but the company saw it and threatened to sue him so he made another video of the right way to use it while apologizing profusely.

tldr the product explicitly says not to close the latch but jack is a literal retard so it blew open on him

>> No.18092961

>>18091910
He's putting pineapple on pizza after it was cooked when that's not a topping the customer ordered.

>> No.18092965

>>18092950
They could make it more cheaply if they didn't waste money installing a latch that isn't supposed to be used.

>> No.18092987

>>18092965
its true that you should always retard proof your products. doesnt mean that jack is smarter than your average mushroom.
here I found the video
https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/1982/1982101-ed0cad39dde5335478598e37c99c1c41.mp4
it even blew open on him a second time lmao. you think he would get a hint

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>> No.18092991

>>18092988
HOLY SHIT

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How can I avoid pic related when eating beans?

>> No.18092996

>>18092991
Holy shit indeed

>> No.18092999

>>18092993
stay away from women

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>> No.18093113

>>18091526
Luxury….

>> No.18093147

>>18091932
>a sandwich that you can't just grab with your own two hands and eat
Doesn't that kind of go against sandwiches' very modus operandi?

>> No.18093157 [DELETED] 

>>18091910
Lol Italians are as bad as niggers. Absolute chimp behaviour.

>> No.18093160

>>18091322
Can any swebros tell me if this is grammatically correct? I'm trying to figure out if it's me or the creator who's retarded.

>> No.18093162

>>18093157
we don't use that word here

>> No.18093165

>>18093160
Kebab technicians can't into normal syntax

>> No.18093176

>>18093162
What, are you a woman?

>> No.18093178

>>18093162
What's wrong with italians?

>> No.18093187

>>18091923
Fucking revolting

>> No.18093321

>>18093178
Low IQ

>> No.18093343

>>18091541
>>18091541
>They call them kebabs.
No, we really don't

>> No.18093388

>>18091340
This one kills me every time

>> No.18093393

>>18091332
He ate all the frog legs

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>>18091575
>Jack has a wife, kids, and a nice home with huge kitchen
>tfw you realize jack is more functional than you are

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>> No.18093461

>>18091322
Swedes are not right in the head.

>> No.18093529

>>18091401
>Do euros really?
just germany for some reason is worst than america pow on italian cooking, and i mean, we have internet, it's not the 80s anymore

>>18093157
>believing as true a video where the pizza owner\cook\whatever go into streets
you know right

>>18091923
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>>18093187
/CK/ anons rarely agreed at this level and so correctly

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>>18093529
How do i turn on the sound on these webios?

>> No.18093602

>>18091332
How's Jack doing these days? I gotta catch up, because I've been out of the loop for over a year. Don't ask why.

>> No.18093603

>>18093567
Mass repliers get the rope

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>> No.18093631

>>18093602
He's had two strokes by now and his right arm is almost unusable.

>> No.18093637

>>18093631
Yeah I knew about the strokes. He stopped his YT and disabled comments for a while. Has the function of his arm improved? It feels good not being in jail.

>> No.18093645

>>18093637
He posted a new video some time ago and I'm pretty sure the damage is permanent.
How did you end up in jail?

>> No.18093659

>>18093645
Food tampering / hate crime. Pork and muslims.

>> No.18093661

>been afk don't ask me why
>no one asks
>tells you why anyway
Jesus go fuck yourself faggot

>> No.18093666

>>18093659
do your cellmate offer you a a sample of The Best Tossed Salad You'll Ever Taste?

>> No.18093671

>>18093666
Yes, satan. I should've kept my mouth shut.

>> No.18093677

>>18093661
The fuck are you talking about

>> No.18093680

>>18093661
Sorry, okay? If we ever meet I'll make it up to you and cook you a Jack classic Lazy Man's Lasagna.

>> No.18093684

>>18093671
they should make being gay illegal again so the jail homos can be shot. an honest food tamperer shouldn't have to suck a dick just to make it in the can

>> No.18093687

>>18093661
Who are you replying to

>> No.18093698

Sorry unicellulars, not getting a (you) from me today.

>> No.18093842

>>18091923
not one full second in and I felt like puking

>> No.18094300

>>18091923
This dish was bioengineered by the Mossad to induce intense suffering on anyone who consumes it. It is the culmination of decades of culinary warfare and torture techniques comingling into the perfect weapon. The battlefield will no longer be solely fought in the city streets or open fields or even the minds and hearts of people. War will be waged on our dinner tables as well. Nowhere is truly safe.

>> No.18094333

>>18094300
This would make sense.

>> No.18094346

>>18091526
I refuse to get this old.

>> No.18094402

>>18093567
You cant

>> No.18094433

>>18091332
this mother fucker really is barely alive. Body absolutely falling apart

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>> No.18094475

>>18094469
That's hot as hell

>> No.18094484

>>18093661
Anon I think you're in the wrong thread

>> No.18094495

>>18091332
I love how they all stumble and meander so peacefully! Bliss :)

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>> No.18094554

>>18093630
Stressing the dough with a trip from a place to another
>there's a difference

>>18094469
That's dangerous for diseases

>>18094509
need more flour under that, it's so sad

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>> No.18094594

>>18091932
why do you use so many ingredients for something that ends up as a soggy bread? portugal is just a more retarded spain

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>>18091631
AHHHHAAAA

>> No.18094604

>>18094594
i love soggy hot tomato sandwitch bread tho

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>>18091932
that's fucked!

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>>18093411
>being born into wealth makes you more functional than those who aren't

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>>18094613
He's has to be doing it on purpose, no way he survived that long.

>> No.18094638

>>18094613
>he's got fatter the more the webms are posted
Well, not really surprised tho

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>> No.18094651

>>18094639
>not showing the part where he uses a literal trash fire to cook the za

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>> No.18094685

>>18094669
tranny detected

>> No.18094687

>>18094662
>youve been detected, mission's over

>> No.18094688

>>18094674
>Average meat eater

>> No.18094696

>>18093567
newfag stop posting for awhile and lurk moar
webms cant have noise and you should stop posting for a month atleast, gtfo

>> No.18094782

>>18094656
Is she eating clay?

Nice makeup though.

>> No.18094795

>>18094674
Italians and their food sickens me

>> No.18094894

>>18092950
why does it need a latch it doesn't need

>> No.18094911

>>18094894
so you can store it vertically and it doesn't open

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>>18092950
>buy sandwich maker
>has feet on both sides
>turn it over
>it explodes
>ruins your meal
>ruins your kitchen
>ruins your day
>ruins your health with 3rd degree burns
>complain

>get sued
America.

inb4:
>"but yer not saposed to tern it ovar"
feet on both sides

>> No.18095034

>>18091910
I normally don't like hawaiian pizzas but I had one where they grilled the pineapple and it was real good.

>> No.18095255

>>18094554
>That's dangerous for diseases
The cow has a decent immune system. It should be ok.

>> No.18095268

>>18091526
Oh, he kept the paper lining on...

>> No.18095440

>>18094554
>That's dangerous for diseases
Yeah for the cow.

>> No.18095449

>>18091575
OH N-

>> No.18095451

>>18095011
retards getting sued in America? CERN again.

>> No.18095618

>>18094575
GIVE THE DUCK SOME BREAD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

>> No.18095686

>>18095011
So you didnt watch the video

>> No.18095710

>>18091322
Can someone explain what the fuck this shit is? Is it Finish food or something?

>> No.18095748

>>18091910
whole video with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDUy3Y_w9Tk

>> No.18095773

>>18091910
Whoa that's Italy? I thought it was an Israeli ghetto

>> No.18095862

>>18094674
> Jesus has left the chat

>> No.18095864

>>18094681
doesn't matter at all.

>> No.18095959

>>18092988
i knew a stoner autist that used to do this shit with joints
he'd save the roaches from every joint he smoked until he had enough that he could grind them up and roll a joint out of them
then he'd repeat until he had what he called an "Eighth Generation Joint"
cunt was basically just smoking ash at that point

>> No.18095976

>>18091631
>When you previously worked with someone with a deformed hand and they could still open up bottles without the use of a robotwist
Motherfucker had only 2 fingers and a thumb and was stronger than the faggot in your picture

>> No.18095979

>>18091332
Is this a church gathering? Is this the same church who didn't give his chilli first place at the cook-off and he got butthurt?

>> No.18095998

>>18095618
bread is not a good food for ducks

>> No.18096011

>>18094611
Where do I get bacon like that?

>> No.18096211

>>18095710
Swedish.

>> No.18096248

>>18093661
unironically this

>> No.18096253

>>18094662
Am I seeing this correctly because it seems like he tripped on.... nothing.

>> No.18096259

>>18096253
What no way he just fell on purpose in front of the camera

>> No.18096262

>>18095748
topkek

>> No.18096275

>>18096211
>>18095710
>>18091322
So it's basically a wrap made of vegetables, noodles, sauce, and meat?
What kind of sauce is used?

>> No.18096300

>>18091932
Just get drunk and have sausage and eggs instead.

>> No.18096402

>>18094656
European characteristics

>> No.18096403

>>18096402
That's really a very stupid thing to say. Or, in terms you might understand better, your brain has nigger characteristics.

>> No.18096407

>>18094681
Wow he's literally me

>> No.18096552

>>18091932
I thought this was going to be one of those videos where they do nothing, but throw ingredients at you and the food doesn't get made

>> No.18096599

>>18094469
uh, what's going on here?

>> No.18096635

>>18091904
Rip based gay german cook

>> No.18096715

>>18096275
Looks like a cheese sauce, bechamel probably. Doesn't look too bad but the ratios are way off

>> No.18096772

>>18091910
Are all italian women that batshit insane or is that just a general woman thing

>> No.18096786

>>18093661
schizophrenia

>> No.18098089

>>18093630
DID HE SAY THE WORDS
PIZZA SMELL?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO INCREDIBLY GODDAMN STUPID?
HOW CAN HIS SENSE OF SMELL BE SO BAD THAT HE NEEDS TO PUT HIS NOSE RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING THING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CREATURE?

>> No.18098127

>>18091405
kek probably
also dont pretentious American/European vegans love couscous? im middle eastern and here its like... just another cheap carb side for a main dish, they serve it in shitty schools lunches and cafeterias, its the local equivalent of elbow macaroni, but i learned that bitches there consider it "exotic"

>> No.18098133

>>18091526
not bad, just a ham and egg sandwich, the only unfortunate thing about this vid is he clearly has arthritis but other than that its not awful, he got it together eventually

>> No.18098145

>>18092739
is that really gordon ramsey? it looks like him, but slightly... off... like thats his lesbian sister with down syndrome

>> No.18098166

>>18096253
he didnt lift his foot all the way and tripped on the tip of his shoe

>> No.18098171

>>18094469
straight from the teet is he only way to go fuck vegans

>> No.18098176

>>18094656
tuna or sand

>> No.18098196

>>18096635
That dude's American. He was the QCI at Blue Bell.

>> No.18098460

>>18098127
hilariously I think the retarded vegans you mention also mentally associate it with quinoa and think it's a grain. they think they are being heckin worldly and cultured but they're just eating pasta in another form.

also I notice people talking about couscous here more, but the jews are taking it over. "israeli" pearled couscous seems to be taking up more and more space on the shelf proportionately.

>> No.18098918

>>18092502
you're not big enough, anon.
get back in line.
sincerely,
war

>> No.18098962

>>18096011
Italy

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bump

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>>18093661
This

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>>18094613
He has that low I.Q look about him. You can tell by his physiology that he is borderline retarded. I work with a guy like that who reminds me a lot of jack.

>> No.18099076

>>18094656
fucking ell man that niggress must ave a pussy tighter than a live clam

>> No.18099103

>>18098990
Brazilians went too fucking far

>> No.18099268

>>18093602
>>18093637
>don't ask why
>it feels good not being in jail

try hard attention seeking faggots like you deserver to die

>> No.18099329

>>18094684
> c. M41 - the warp, a human being punished by the cheese whips of Slaanesh for his gluttony.

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>>18096402
All models here are 100% genetically native btw

>> No.18099379

>>18093411
>functional
Normal more like, and I'm not hating on people being normal.

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>> No.18099811

>>18099794
you need to be stone cold high to enjoy anything on the KFC menu.

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>>18099811
>High
>Singaporean KFC
I'm sorry Anon

>> No.18099832

>>18091340
He looks like another appliance when he backs up

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>> No.18099886

>>18099816
>fat brown hands

>> No.18099889

>>18092988
I feel like editing this to have Prophecies from Koyaanisqatsi as the bgm

>> No.18099895

>>18095979
No this is one of Tammy's old coworkers' 4th of July cookout

>> No.18099910

>>18091340
It’s a pressure cooker

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>> No.18099924

>>18091932
>meme where sandwich/burger is coated in excess SAWCE
buy a baguette - any bread for the crunch, and it's texture... and they want you to eat a 10-layer soggy sandwich. atleast a monte cristo is creative.

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>>18091910

>> No.18099995

>>18091932
This is the fanciest version of grilled cheese and tomato soup you'll never have.

>> No.18100011

>>18099969
What is that? Mango wrapped in bacon and served on an... olive leaf?

I hope it's just spinach leaves. Anything wrapped in an olive leaf is dogshit.

>> No.18100017

>>18100011
Mama mia thatsa spicy meataballa

>> No.18100038

>>18099921
I seriously hope every person who wastes food like this will enter into a protracted period of their life where they're starving every single day.

In fact, I extend that sentiment to most of the webm and gif posts here. I hope they all starve and can do nothing but look back on all of the food they've wasted, for a fucking joke, for as long as they can before dying.

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>> No.18100049

>>18091631
>squround
>hard to open
>robotwist

>> No.18100073

>>18100011
>>18099969
It's melon, not mango, and it's a perfectly reasonable entrée since these are saltier melons that go very well with olives and charcuterie. Pretty much a staple of southern french (and italian?) amuse-bouche and entrées

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>the time has come again

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>>18100075

>> No.18100078

>>18094469
janny are you ok
are you ok
are you ok janny

>> No.18100079

>>18094684
He cries not because the cheese was gone but because the cheese was gone

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>>18100077

>> No.18100088

>>18093659
You realise muslims who eat pork unknowingly aren’t punished, right?
You got prison raped for nothing.
> I didn’t get raped
Yes you fuckin did, the kind of guy who goes through prison unraped doesn’t do spitting in food equivalents they go out and call the customer a cunt to their face

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>>18100082

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>>18100090

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>>18100098

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>>18100101

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>>18100105

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>>18100109

>> No.18100121

>>18100078
If you're serious that is clearly a horse teat.
Are you ok?

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>>18100110

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>>18100130

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>>18100133

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>>18100137

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>>18100140

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>> No.18100148

>>18094613
what a disgusting creature he is

>> No.18100166

>>18094674
do americans really?

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>>18091322

>> No.18100268

>>18094613
Why is he pushing the burger into his mouth?

>> No.18100323

>>18098145
Yea, once upon a time he was younger and had less plastic.

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>>18098990

>> No.18100373

>>18094613
Isn't he on keto

>> No.18100393

>>18091322
>Be europoor
>Make fun of American unhealthy diet and "disgusting looking food"
>Eat pasta burrito.
I'm saving this webm op. Thanks.

>> No.18100395

>>18091526
Honestly made me sad for some reason.

>> No.18100397

>>18092195
Luckily Jack admitted to choking out his son on TV. I'm sure the kids will do everything in his power to not be like his dad.

>> No.18100399

>>18099921
This is one of the most disgusting things I've seen on the Internet. Impressive. Most impressive.

>> No.18100407

>>18100395
>For some reason
That's called empathy.. fucking autist... Empathy is a good thing. Use it more.

>> No.18100408

>>18100397
His son is a christian rapper

>> No.18100411

>>18091322
Sweden has the worst food in Europe, even worse than Dutch disgrace food. It’s uncanny how shit they can make any meal

>> No.18100413

>>18091631
>Pinky on the bottom
Anyone else do this?

>> No.18100419

>>18091910
You ever hear an Italian speak? They think that way too. Everything they do is like a dramatic Shakespearean play. Their entire internal monologue is based around being incredibly emotionally unstable about everything. Honestly, it's gotta be torture.

>> No.18100422

>>18096772
It's all itallians. The dudes were ready to fight him too. This is what happens when your brain speaks in Greek tragedy.

>> No.18100430

>>18091923
>Anons are too retarded to get the joke
Beyond the obvious joke of a recipe, "Moist" was the giveaway. Every native English speaking woman has convinced themselves that they hate that word (because the internet told them to). Fucking ESL fagots. "Liquid Yum" when describing the hot dog water was another giveaway.

>> No.18100458

>>18093659
>Autist brain on too much /pol/
You got thrown into jail because you wanted to impress your imaginary anon friends....

>> No.18100474

>>18094594
>soggy bread
Y'all don't dip your bread in soup?

>> No.18100488

>>18094674
>Pures Leben
>Canned hotdogs
This is German. Maybe danish.

>> No.18100493

>>18100166
See>>18100488
I thought she was American too til I saw the canned dogs.

>> No.18100501

>>18094684
>Fake crying for comedic effect
>Not turning off the machine for comedic effect
>Autists think it's real.
I hate you all, sometimes.

>> No.18100507

>>18094696
>webms cant have noise
They can on /gif/ and /wsg/... and 4chan could easily bring that feature to other boards. Who's the newfag now?

>> No.18100511

>>18094911
>so you can store it vertically and it doesn't open
Same reason I installed a latch on your mom's pussy.

>> No.18100528

>>18099816
Singapore would be so much better of they legalized weed...

>> No.18100547

>>18100408
Fucking yankee untermensch

>> No.18100556

>>18100265
Who would do this? What is that orange puke on top? How could you treat lobster this way? This makes me want to make the italian hand gestures, and I'm of English descent.

>> No.18100559

>>18100408
Technically all rappers are.

>> No.18100572

>>18099941
offensive

>> No.18100636

>>18098127
You can take any poorfag ingredient that isn't common in america and sell it to hipsters for a premium. The american left are the most anti-patriotic people on earth they will literally pay for anything that let's them feel above the rural populace

>> No.18100643

>>18100488
Its German. Typical trash tv where the actors(of course) do stupid or embaressing shit and part of the audience thinks this is real and the people on screen are just idiots. This actor is indeed a kind and educated person.

On youtube she is a quite famous meme, even in a neutral-good way.

>> No.18100645

>>18099365
>Malawi
>the guy that made this image was forced to chose that as the best representation

>> No.18100657

Anyone has the webbum of the roasties attempting to open a coconut?

>> No.18100662

>>18100636
The rightwing insult prole is short for proletariat.

>> No.18100672

>>18095959
Roaches hit the hardest though, he was prolly getting so fucking high

>> No.18100679

>>18100662
idk if that's a rightwing insult but i see american coasties abuse specifically rural people with the term flyover way more than i see anyone use the word prole.

>> No.18100681

>>18100662
"Prole" is short for "proletarian", a member of the "proletariat". If you're going to be a retard, at least strive to be less retarded.

>> No.18100700

>>18099941
>kosher banana smoothie

>> No.18100713

>>18099816
just turn the hotdog sideways man

>> No.18100729

>>18100662
I have never heard anyone ever use that insult.

>> No.18100736

>>18099816
>cheese edge
oh wowo thanks man I though yous were proffesional

>> No.18100748

>>18100363
Proud of my wife that she can still kinda cook while I am tongue deep in her goolie

>> No.18100752

>>18091910
based mario people. I hate pineapple pizza and I'm disappointed everyone around me likes it. I'll eat it but I'll usually eat the pineapples off it first, but even then it leaves its fucking sweet taste on the pizza. sweet does NOT belong on fucking pizza unless it's a bbq pizza or something, which is entirely different anyway.

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What I hate about pineapple pizzafags is not that they have shit taste. It's that whenever there's a gathering, there's ALWAYS one fucking obligatory hawaiian pizza to please the fags that like it. Can they just not get hawaiian pizza for fucking once?

>> No.18100774
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>>18091910
>>18095748
What I hate about pineapple pizzafags is not that they have shit taste. It's that whenever there's a gathering, there's ALWAYS one fucking obligatory hawaiian pizza to please the fags that like it. Can they just not get hawaiian pizza for fucking once?

>> No.18100777

>>18100147
How the fuck am I gonna get in

>> No.18100778

>>18100766
This is just not true. I have never been to a party or gathering where that's happened even once. Why make up stories with a epic reaction image anon? Are you retarded

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>> No.18100786

>>18094674

wow americans really are crazy

>> No.18100806

>>18100501
zoomers are not the brightest bunch

>> No.18100813

>>18100143
bro that's enough of the crab

>> No.18100817

>>18100813
Thank God you told him to stop posting 6 hours after he stopped posting. Great work anon.

>> No.18100833

>>18100774
very true. they also vote. they are wretched beings and their accursed existence among us is evidence that we are all being punished for something.

>> No.18100857

>>18091923
whats the difference of this vs regular hotdog

>> No.18100864

>>18093147
raison d'être is the fancy pedant word you're looking for

>> No.18100883

>>18095998
Who cares they're free anyways

>> No.18100888

>>18100038
Most of the fresh food you see at the supermarket will be thrown out by the end of the week.

>> No.18100898

>>18100411
>Dutch food is bad
wtf man why would you say something like that

>> No.18100903

>>18099365
>tfw no chad gf with weird diy body piercings made from trash metal

>> No.18100911

>>18095773
Italy is one of the filthiest European country.

>> No.18100912

>>18100407
Shut up loser

>> No.18100919

>>18100419
>>18100422
Autismo detected

>> No.18100922

>>18099365
>Blacks in Algeria
>Blacks in Tunisia
>100% genetically native
Why are you lying?

>> No.18100934

>>18098990
the heat from the pizza lays the egg

>> No.18100951

>>18100363
god why are crippled girls so cute

>> No.18100955

>>18099878
Those fags made some decent looking burgers

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>> No.18100968

>>18094674
do they really?

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>>18101002
>Nooooo not dairy with beef.

>> No.18101031

>>18100643
Right, and I'm supposed to believe she's wearing fat makeup and bodysuit as well.

>> No.18101037

>>18101031
No, there are plenty of fat people in Germany.

>> No.18101073

>>18100662
>american leftists are this stupid
lmao, as expected

>> No.18101177

>>18099076
You know it dawg

>> No.18101190

>>18099268
no wonder he got caught
>don't ask me what this teddy bear is stuffed with mr customs officer

>> No.18101254

>>18100774
just eat the other pizzas fatty. you don't have to scarf down every morsel of food at the party

>> No.18101461

>>18091910
naples is an actual shithole

>> No.18101513

>>18093461
>>>>swedes

>>18096275
>>18096715
Kebab sauce. That's a standard kebabrulle but with the french fries replaced with pasta.
Kebab sauce is yogurt and mayonnaise.

>> No.18101574

>>18094669
>when you're six months pregnant

>> No.18101670

>>18101002
somebody should show this to gordon ramsey

>> No.18101745

>>18100011
>>18100000

>> No.18101943

>>18094674
Average anorexic American woman

>> No.18102046

>>18091575
This isn't Jack, is it?

>> No.18102070

>>18100997
NO

>> No.18102141

>>18101943
not american, read the thread

>> No.18102148

>>18100147
Live action Blame! movie?

>> No.18102214

>>18101670
>if the chef is from some shithole village full of brown people and clay stuff
>"Beautiful! Magnificent! Authentic. Perfect. Cuisine, enjoyed by all!"
>If the restaurant exists in a white suburb or city
>"Awful! What is wrong with youi!? Where's the SALT!!! CHEESE ON BEEF!?!?"

>> No.18102229

>>18102214
Based, wh*tes should be hounded at every step of the way, around every corner, for everything they try to do.

>> No.18102254

>>18102229
Till they Bourdain themselves.

>> No.18102411

>>18100806
>implying it's not boomers who froth at the mouth at the mere idea that someone younger than them is not as intelligent.
Much like you are doing right now fag.

>> No.18102482

>>18091322
>tiktok
FÖR I HELVETE HELLER!

>> No.18102495

>>18102229
say goodbye modern infrastructure and the internet amigo

>> No.18102576

>>18094656
Beauty filter, think we're that dumb? She's obviously Leslie Jones under it.

>> No.18102610

>>18094656
Same old hag from this show if you remove the filter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDcXjo9b39c

>> No.18102617

>>18094681
Hope he likes ants. Like, all the ants and flies.

>> No.18102670

>>18094782
>>18096402
>>18099365
>>18099076
Fags don't recognize the Hamar Tribe and a effect filter.

>> No.18102671

>>18102617
not his problem

>> No.18102716

>>18102671
>>18102671
>not his problem
... Alright, you make a good point Anon.