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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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/ck/ webm thread

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ja/ck/heads wya?

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>> No.18091373

>What do you think much how worth that?
We literally give you free language education you sandy cunt, use it.

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>> No.18091395

What happened here? and why did he turn it upside down in the first place.

Did he become aware of his retard status and start playing it up for views?

>> No.18091401

That’s the weirdest burrito I have ever seen. Do euros really?

>> No.18091405

Fuck a Scandinavian 7/11-equivalent unironically sold a couscous wrap for a while. Fucking wheat pasta in a wheat wrap. It was exactly as dry as it sounds.
It was their only vegetarian option too, so they might have done it as a "fuck you" on purpose

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>> No.18091540

me with the breast milk i bought from a manyvids model

>> No.18091541

They call them kebabs.

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>> No.18091549

wonder how many rent boys are packed away under this guy's house

>> No.18091551

How did you get this webm of me from the future?

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>> No.18091571

>just superpower things

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>> No.18091584

What is that? Is it actually a cow's udder? It doesn't look like a cow (more like a fat horse) and the udder nips are so thick. But quadrupeds have longer, fatter dicks. I'm so confused.

>> No.18091594

she'll make a busload of commuting jeets very happy some day

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>> No.18091602

why the fuck is he cooking a crystal

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Virtual hot dog and chinese buffet

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>> No.18091619

Sir, this is a SFW board.

>> No.18091625

thats brisket son, gonna win the church chili cookoff

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Wonder who's problem that is, sure ain't yours

>> No.18091851

A year old piece of frozen brisket. No shit.

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Very based

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>> No.18091912

Fucking kek

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>> No.18091924

Who puts whole fucking rings of pineapple on a pizza that size?

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>> No.18092195

If I didn't believe in eugenics before, then he made me believe in it.
It's too bad that moron has a son.

>> No.18092198

If I ever get that pathetic and decrepit, just fucking kill me off. Beat my head in with a goddamn stool.

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>> No.18092480

Soon zoomers spoiled with gods abundance of food will know the joy of this webm when the next depression hits

>> No.18092485

Actually, I intend to get disproportionally rich before this happens

>> No.18092489

Literal goyslop

>> No.18092490

>when your realize he's been riding up the hershey highway

>> No.18092491

Too bad your inflated currency will be replaced when the reset is over

>> No.18092502

The reset will begin and end with my word.

>> No.18092510

mm soggy bread

>> No.18092582

everything about this webm is repulsive, from the recipe all the way down to the tone and editing

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>> No.18092731

He makes a ton of youtube cash and has more pool boys than you could ever dream of.

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>> No.18092774

Faggots on youtube and daytime tv who want cheap views

>> No.18092785 [DELETED] 

Speaking of SFW, why were so many webms in this thread deleted? All but like one of them were on-topic, and none of them weren't SFW.

>> No.18092807 [DELETED] 

I dunno but I feel like jannies are hunting me on this board

>> No.18092813 [DELETED] 

Mods have been extremely faggodocious recently. I think there must be a new guy. Fucking piece of shit loser needs to chill out lmao. now janny, check this out *opens up my asshole and streams a load of hot brown goo onto the jannys face*

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>> No.18092950

well he used the product the incorrect way so it blew up in his face, then he gave it a bad review but the company saw it and threatened to sue him so he made another video of the right way to use it while apologizing profusely.

tldr the product explicitly says not to close the latch but jack is a literal retard so it blew open on him

>> No.18092961

He's putting pineapple on pizza after it was cooked when that's not a topping the customer ordered.

>> No.18092965

They could make it more cheaply if they didn't waste money installing a latch that isn't supposed to be used.

>> No.18092987

its true that you should always retard proof your products. doesnt mean that jack is smarter than your average mushroom.
here I found the video
it even blew open on him a second time lmao. you think he would get a hint

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How can I avoid pic related when eating beans?

>> No.18092996

Holy shit indeed

>> No.18092999

stay away from women

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>> No.18093147

>a sandwich that you can't just grab with your own two hands and eat
Doesn't that kind of go against sandwiches' very modus operandi?

>> No.18093157 [DELETED] 

Lol Italians are as bad as niggers. Absolute chimp behaviour.

>> No.18093160

Can any swebros tell me if this is grammatically correct? I'm trying to figure out if it's me or the creator who's retarded.

>> No.18093162

we don't use that word here

>> No.18093165

Kebab technicians can't into normal syntax

>> No.18093176

What, are you a woman?

>> No.18093178

What's wrong with italians?

>> No.18093187

Fucking revolting

>> No.18093321

Low IQ

>> No.18093343

>They call them kebabs.
No, we really don't

>> No.18093388

This one kills me every time

>> No.18093393

He ate all the frog legs

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>Jack has a wife, kids, and a nice home with huge kitchen
>tfw you realize jack is more functional than you are

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>> No.18093461

Swedes are not right in the head.

>> No.18093529

>Do euros really?
just germany for some reason is worst than america pow on italian cooking, and i mean, we have internet, it's not the 80s anymore

>believing as true a video where the pizza owner\cook\whatever go into streets
you know right

/CK/ anons rarely agreed at this level and so correctly

>> No.18093567 [DELETED] 

How do i turn on the sound on these webios?

>> No.18093602

How's Jack doing these days? I gotta catch up, because I've been out of the loop for over a year. Don't ask why.

>> No.18093603

Mass repliers get the rope

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>> No.18093631

He's had two strokes by now and his right arm is almost unusable.

>> No.18093637

Yeah I knew about the strokes. He stopped his YT and disabled comments for a while. Has the function of his arm improved? It feels good not being in jail.

>> No.18093645

He posted a new video some time ago and I'm pretty sure the damage is permanent.
How did you end up in jail?

>> No.18093659

Food tampering / hate crime. Pork and muslims.

>> No.18093661

>been afk don't ask me why
>no one asks
>tells you why anyway
Jesus go fuck yourself faggot

>> No.18093666

do your cellmate offer you a a sample of The Best Tossed Salad You'll Ever Taste?

>> No.18093671

Yes, satan. I should've kept my mouth shut.

>> No.18093677

The fuck are you talking about

>> No.18093680

Sorry, okay? If we ever meet I'll make it up to you and cook you a Jack classic Lazy Man's Lasagna.

>> No.18093684

they should make being gay illegal again so the jail homos can be shot. an honest food tamperer shouldn't have to suck a dick just to make it in the can

>> No.18093687

Who are you replying to

>> No.18093698

Sorry unicellulars, not getting a (you) from me today.

>> No.18093842

not one full second in and I felt like puking

>> No.18094300

This dish was bioengineered by the Mossad to induce intense suffering on anyone who consumes it. It is the culmination of decades of culinary warfare and torture techniques comingling into the perfect weapon. The battlefield will no longer be solely fought in the city streets or open fields or even the minds and hearts of people. War will be waged on our dinner tables as well. Nowhere is truly safe.

>> No.18094333

This would make sense.

>> No.18094346

I refuse to get this old.

>> No.18094402

You cant

>> No.18094433

this mother fucker really is barely alive. Body absolutely falling apart

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>> No.18094475

That's hot as hell

>> No.18094484

Anon I think you're in the wrong thread

>> No.18094495

I love how they all stumble and meander so peacefully! Bliss :)

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>> No.18094554

Stressing the dough with a trip from a place to another
>there's a difference

That's dangerous for diseases

need more flour under that, it's so sad

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>> No.18094594

why do you use so many ingredients for something that ends up as a soggy bread? portugal is just a more retarded spain

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>> No.18094604

i love soggy hot tomato sandwitch bread tho

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that's fucked!

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>being born into wealth makes you more functional than those who aren't

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He's has to be doing it on purpose, no way he survived that long.

>> No.18094638

>he's got fatter the more the webms are posted
Well, not really surprised tho

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>> No.18094651

>not showing the part where he uses a literal trash fire to cook the za

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>> No.18094685

tranny detected

>> No.18094687

>youve been detected, mission's over

>> No.18094688

>Average meat eater

>> No.18094696

newfag stop posting for awhile and lurk moar
webms cant have noise and you should stop posting for a month atleast, gtfo

>> No.18094782

Is she eating clay?

Nice makeup though.

>> No.18094795

Italians and their food sickens me

>> No.18094894

why does it need a latch it doesn't need

>> No.18094911

so you can store it vertically and it doesn't open

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>buy sandwich maker
>has feet on both sides
>turn it over
>it explodes
>ruins your meal
>ruins your kitchen
>ruins your day
>ruins your health with 3rd degree burns

>get sued

>"but yer not saposed to tern it ovar"
feet on both sides

>> No.18095034

I normally don't like hawaiian pizzas but I had one where they grilled the pineapple and it was real good.

>> No.18095255

>That's dangerous for diseases
The cow has a decent immune system. It should be ok.

>> No.18095268

Oh, he kept the paper lining on...

>> No.18095440

>That's dangerous for diseases
Yeah for the cow.

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>> No.18095451

retards getting sued in America? CERN again.

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>> No.18095686

So you didnt watch the video

>> No.18095710

Can someone explain what the fuck this shit is? Is it Finish food or something?

>> No.18095748

whole video with sound

>> No.18095773

Whoa that's Italy? I thought it was an Israeli ghetto

>> No.18095862

> Jesus has left the chat

>> No.18095864

doesn't matter at all.

>> No.18095959

i knew a stoner autist that used to do this shit with joints
he'd save the roaches from every joint he smoked until he had enough that he could grind them up and roll a joint out of them
then he'd repeat until he had what he called an "Eighth Generation Joint"
cunt was basically just smoking ash at that point

>> No.18095976

>When you previously worked with someone with a deformed hand and they could still open up bottles without the use of a robotwist
Motherfucker had only 2 fingers and a thumb and was stronger than the faggot in your picture

>> No.18095979

Is this a church gathering? Is this the same church who didn't give his chilli first place at the cook-off and he got butthurt?

>> No.18095998

bread is not a good food for ducks

>> No.18096011

Where do I get bacon like that?

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>> No.18096248

unironically this

>> No.18096253

Am I seeing this correctly because it seems like he tripped on.... nothing.

>> No.18096259

What no way he just fell on purpose in front of the camera

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>> No.18096275

So it's basically a wrap made of vegetables, noodles, sauce, and meat?
What kind of sauce is used?

>> No.18096300

Just get drunk and have sausage and eggs instead.

>> No.18096402

European characteristics

>> No.18096403

That's really a very stupid thing to say. Or, in terms you might understand better, your brain has nigger characteristics.

>> No.18096407

Wow he's literally me

>> No.18096552

I thought this was going to be one of those videos where they do nothing, but throw ingredients at you and the food doesn't get made

>> No.18096599

uh, what's going on here?

>> No.18096635

Rip based gay german cook

>> No.18096715

Looks like a cheese sauce, bechamel probably. Doesn't look too bad but the ratios are way off

>> No.18096772

Are all italian women that batshit insane or is that just a general woman thing

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>> No.18098127

kek probably
also dont pretentious American/European vegans love couscous? im middle eastern and here its like... just another cheap carb side for a main dish, they serve it in shitty schools lunches and cafeterias, its the local equivalent of elbow macaroni, but i learned that bitches there consider it "exotic"

>> No.18098133

not bad, just a ham and egg sandwich, the only unfortunate thing about this vid is he clearly has arthritis but other than that its not awful, he got it together eventually

>> No.18098145

is that really gordon ramsey? it looks like him, but slightly... off... like thats his lesbian sister with down syndrome

>> No.18098166

he didnt lift his foot all the way and tripped on the tip of his shoe

>> No.18098171

straight from the teet is he only way to go fuck vegans

>> No.18098176

tuna or sand

>> No.18098196

That dude's American. He was the QCI at Blue Bell.

>> No.18098460

hilariously I think the retarded vegans you mention also mentally associate it with quinoa and think it's a grain. they think they are being heckin worldly and cultured but they're just eating pasta in another form.

also I notice people talking about couscous here more, but the jews are taking it over. "israeli" pearled couscous seems to be taking up more and more space on the shelf proportionately.

>> No.18098918

you're not big enough, anon.
get back in line.

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He has that low I.Q look about him. You can tell by his physiology that he is borderline retarded. I work with a guy like that who reminds me a lot of jack.

>> No.18099076

fucking ell man that niggress must ave a pussy tighter than a live clam

>> No.18099103

Brazilians went too fucking far

>> No.18099268

>don't ask why
>it feels good not being in jail

try hard attention seeking faggots like you deserver to die

>> No.18099329

> c. M41 - the warp, a human being punished by the cheese whips of Slaanesh for his gluttony.

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All models here are 100% genetically native btw

>> No.18099379

Normal more like, and I'm not hating on people being normal.

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>> No.18099811

you need to be stone cold high to enjoy anything on the KFC menu.

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>Singaporean KFC
I'm sorry Anon

>> No.18099832

He looks like another appliance when he backs up

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>> No.18099886

>fat brown hands

>> No.18099889

I feel like editing this to have Prophecies from Koyaanisqatsi as the bgm

>> No.18099895

No this is one of Tammy's old coworkers' 4th of July cookout

>> No.18099910

It’s a pressure cooker

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>> No.18099924

>meme where sandwich/burger is coated in excess SAWCE
buy a baguette - any bread for the crunch, and it's texture... and they want you to eat a 10-layer soggy sandwich. atleast a monte cristo is creative.

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>> No.18099995

This is the fanciest version of grilled cheese and tomato soup you'll never have.

>> No.18100011

What is that? Mango wrapped in bacon and served on an... olive leaf?

I hope it's just spinach leaves. Anything wrapped in an olive leaf is dogshit.

>> No.18100017

Mama mia thatsa spicy meataballa

>> No.18100038

I seriously hope every person who wastes food like this will enter into a protracted period of their life where they're starving every single day.

In fact, I extend that sentiment to most of the webm and gif posts here. I hope they all starve and can do nothing but look back on all of the food they've wasted, for a fucking joke, for as long as they can before dying.

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>> No.18100049

>hard to open

>> No.18100073

It's melon, not mango, and it's a perfectly reasonable entrée since these are saltier melons that go very well with olives and charcuterie. Pretty much a staple of southern french (and italian?) amuse-bouche and entrées

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>the time has come again

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>> No.18100078

janny are you ok
are you ok
are you ok janny

>> No.18100079

He cries not because the cheese was gone but because the cheese was gone

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>> No.18100088

You realise muslims who eat pork unknowingly aren’t punished, right?
You got prison raped for nothing.
> I didn’t get raped
Yes you fuckin did, the kind of guy who goes through prison unraped doesn’t do spitting in food equivalents they go out and call the customer a cunt to their face

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>> No.18100121

If you're serious that is clearly a horse teat.
Are you ok?

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>> No.18100148

what a disgusting creature he is

>> No.18100166

do americans really?

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>> No.18100268

Why is he pushing the burger into his mouth?

>> No.18100323

Yea, once upon a time he was younger and had less plastic.

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>> No.18100373

Isn't he on keto

>> No.18100393

>Be europoor
>Make fun of American unhealthy diet and "disgusting looking food"
>Eat pasta burrito.
I'm saving this webm op. Thanks.

>> No.18100395

Honestly made me sad for some reason.

>> No.18100397

Luckily Jack admitted to choking out his son on TV. I'm sure the kids will do everything in his power to not be like his dad.

>> No.18100399

This is one of the most disgusting things I've seen on the Internet. Impressive. Most impressive.

>> No.18100407

>For some reason
That's called empathy.. fucking autist... Empathy is a good thing. Use it more.

>> No.18100408

His son is a christian rapper

>> No.18100411

Sweden has the worst food in Europe, even worse than Dutch disgrace food. It’s uncanny how shit they can make any meal

>> No.18100413

>Pinky on the bottom
Anyone else do this?

>> No.18100419

You ever hear an Italian speak? They think that way too. Everything they do is like a dramatic Shakespearean play. Their entire internal monologue is based around being incredibly emotionally unstable about everything. Honestly, it's gotta be torture.

>> No.18100422

It's all itallians. The dudes were ready to fight him too. This is what happens when your brain speaks in Greek tragedy.

>> No.18100430

>Anons are too retarded to get the joke
Beyond the obvious joke of a recipe, "Moist" was the giveaway. Every native English speaking woman has convinced themselves that they hate that word (because the internet told them to). Fucking ESL fagots. "Liquid Yum" when describing the hot dog water was another giveaway.

>> No.18100458

>Autist brain on too much /pol/
You got thrown into jail because you wanted to impress your imaginary anon friends....

>> No.18100474

>soggy bread
Y'all don't dip your bread in soup?

>> No.18100488

>Pures Leben
>Canned hotdogs
This is German. Maybe danish.

>> No.18100493

I thought she was American too til I saw the canned dogs.

>> No.18100501

>Fake crying for comedic effect
>Not turning off the machine for comedic effect
>Autists think it's real.
I hate you all, sometimes.

>> No.18100507

>webms cant have noise
They can on /gif/ and /wsg/... and 4chan could easily bring that feature to other boards. Who's the newfag now?

>> No.18100511

>so you can store it vertically and it doesn't open
Same reason I installed a latch on your mom's pussy.

>> No.18100528

Singapore would be so much better of they legalized weed...

>> No.18100547

Fucking yankee untermensch

>> No.18100556

Who would do this? What is that orange puke on top? How could you treat lobster this way? This makes me want to make the italian hand gestures, and I'm of English descent.

>> No.18100559

Technically all rappers are.

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>> No.18100636

You can take any poorfag ingredient that isn't common in america and sell it to hipsters for a premium. The american left are the most anti-patriotic people on earth they will literally pay for anything that let's them feel above the rural populace

>> No.18100643

Its German. Typical trash tv where the actors(of course) do stupid or embaressing shit and part of the audience thinks this is real and the people on screen are just idiots. This actor is indeed a kind and educated person.

On youtube she is a quite famous meme, even in a neutral-good way.

>> No.18100645

>the guy that made this image was forced to chose that as the best representation

>> No.18100657

Anyone has the webbum of the roasties attempting to open a coconut?

>> No.18100662

The rightwing insult prole is short for proletariat.

>> No.18100672

Roaches hit the hardest though, he was prolly getting so fucking high

>> No.18100679

idk if that's a rightwing insult but i see american coasties abuse specifically rural people with the term flyover way more than i see anyone use the word prole.

>> No.18100681

"Prole" is short for "proletarian", a member of the "proletariat". If you're going to be a retard, at least strive to be less retarded.

>> No.18100700

>kosher banana smoothie

>> No.18100713

just turn the hotdog sideways man

>> No.18100729

I have never heard anyone ever use that insult.

>> No.18100736

>cheese edge
oh wowo thanks man I though yous were proffesional

>> No.18100748

Proud of my wife that she can still kinda cook while I am tongue deep in her goolie

>> No.18100752

based mario people. I hate pineapple pizza and I'm disappointed everyone around me likes it. I'll eat it but I'll usually eat the pineapples off it first, but even then it leaves its fucking sweet taste on the pizza. sweet does NOT belong on fucking pizza unless it's a bbq pizza or something, which is entirely different anyway.

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What I hate about pineapple pizzafags is not that they have shit taste. It's that whenever there's a gathering, there's ALWAYS one fucking obligatory hawaiian pizza to please the fags that like it. Can they just not get hawaiian pizza for fucking once?

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What I hate about pineapple pizzafags is not that they have shit taste. It's that whenever there's a gathering, there's ALWAYS one fucking obligatory hawaiian pizza to please the fags that like it. Can they just not get hawaiian pizza for fucking once?

>> No.18100777

How the fuck am I gonna get in

>> No.18100778

This is just not true. I have never been to a party or gathering where that's happened even once. Why make up stories with a epic reaction image anon? Are you retarded

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>> No.18100786


wow americans really are crazy

>> No.18100806

zoomers are not the brightest bunch

>> No.18100813

bro that's enough of the crab

>> No.18100817

Thank God you told him to stop posting 6 hours after he stopped posting. Great work anon.

>> No.18100833

very true. they also vote. they are wretched beings and their accursed existence among us is evidence that we are all being punished for something.

>> No.18100857

whats the difference of this vs regular hotdog

>> No.18100864

raison d'être is the fancy pedant word you're looking for

>> No.18100883

Who cares they're free anyways

>> No.18100888

Most of the fresh food you see at the supermarket will be thrown out by the end of the week.

>> No.18100898

>Dutch food is bad
wtf man why would you say something like that

>> No.18100903

>tfw no chad gf with weird diy body piercings made from trash metal

>> No.18100911

Italy is one of the filthiest European country.

>> No.18100912

Shut up loser

>> No.18100919

Autismo detected

>> No.18100922

>Blacks in Algeria
>Blacks in Tunisia
>100% genetically native
Why are you lying?

>> No.18100934

the heat from the pizza lays the egg

>> No.18100951

god why are crippled girls so cute

>> No.18100955

Those fags made some decent looking burgers

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>> No.18100968

do they really?

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>Nooooo not dairy with beef.

>> No.18101031

Right, and I'm supposed to believe she's wearing fat makeup and bodysuit as well.

>> No.18101037

No, there are plenty of fat people in Germany.

>> No.18101073

>american leftists are this stupid
lmao, as expected

>> No.18101177

You know it dawg

>> No.18101190

no wonder he got caught
>don't ask me what this teddy bear is stuffed with mr customs officer

>> No.18101254

just eat the other pizzas fatty. you don't have to scarf down every morsel of food at the party

>> No.18101461

naples is an actual shithole

>> No.18101513


Kebab sauce. That's a standard kebabrulle but with the french fries replaced with pasta.
Kebab sauce is yogurt and mayonnaise.

>> No.18101574

>when you're six months pregnant

>> No.18101670

somebody should show this to gordon ramsey

>> No.18101745


>> No.18101943

Average anorexic American woman

>> No.18102046

This isn't Jack, is it?

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>> No.18102141

not american, read the thread

>> No.18102148

Live action Blame! movie?

>> No.18102214

>if the chef is from some shithole village full of brown people and clay stuff
>"Beautiful! Magnificent! Authentic. Perfect. Cuisine, enjoyed by all!"
>If the restaurant exists in a white suburb or city
>"Awful! What is wrong with youi!? Where's the SALT!!! CHEESE ON BEEF!?!?"

>> No.18102229

Based, wh*tes should be hounded at every step of the way, around every corner, for everything they try to do.

>> No.18102254

Till they Bourdain themselves.

>> No.18102411

>implying it's not boomers who froth at the mouth at the mere idea that someone younger than them is not as intelligent.
Much like you are doing right now fag.

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>> No.18102495

say goodbye modern infrastructure and the internet amigo

>> No.18102576

Beauty filter, think we're that dumb? She's obviously Leslie Jones under it.

>> No.18102610

Same old hag from this show if you remove the filter.

>> No.18102617

Hope he likes ants. Like, all the ants and flies.

>> No.18102670

Fags don't recognize the Hamar Tribe and a effect filter.

>> No.18102671

not his problem

>> No.18102716

>not his problem
... Alright, you make a good point Anon.