[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 152 KB, 717x960, olive oil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18090833 No.18090833 [Reply] [Original]

>walk through super market to buy ingredients for a kino pasta
>grab lowest bottle olive oil
>pic happens
>what do?

>> No.18090840

Put the bottle down and walk out.
This thread isn't really about food.

>> No.18090842

Alert the nearest wagie

>> No.18090844

>>18090840
yes it is, as long as a thread vaguely fits the theme and has decent quality its not off topic

t.not op

>> No.18090845

>>18090833
Feel bad

>> No.18090850

>excuse me wagie, theres a spill in aisle 6
>continue shopping

>> No.18090856

>>18090844
wrong

>> No.18090859

>>18090840
i would say that selecting and collecting ingredients is about cooking as well
>>18090850
don't you think you would get into trouble

>> No.18090864

>>18090840
>super market
>ingredients
>pasta
>olive oil
explain yourself

>> No.18090869
File: 2.55 MB, 1124x1351, 1614432306903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18090869

>>18090833
>ATTENTION JANNY ATTENTION JANNY
>CLEAN
>IT
>UP
>0:30 REMAINING UNTIL WAGIE'S PAY IS DOCKED

>> No.18090877

>>18090833
Not my problem, stockers should've shelved the glass bottles full of liquid better so this couldn't have happened in the first place.

>> No.18090889

>>18090864
making kino pasta pesto
you need olive oil for the pesto and to bake the chicken.

and to keep the spaggers from clutting together

>> No.18090906

>>18090869
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
BEEEWOOOO
SPILL DETECTED

>> No.18090912

>>18090869
based marty

>> No.18090929

do a 360° and walk out

>> No.18090930

>>18090833
>Turn to nearest wagie
>Not my problem
>Leave

>> No.18090953
File: 45 KB, 900x506, Slippin Jimmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18090953

>>18090833
What do (you) think?

>> No.18090995

>>18090833
I would report this to the Italian embassy. They will dispatch an emergency team with baguettes and this will be mopped up within minutes.

>> No.18091142

>>18090833
Not my problem.
Who ever set up the shelving so the bottles fall like that is at fault.

>> No.18091157
File: 143 KB, 1068x800, 123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18091157

I'd slip and try to injure myself. Chances are the corporation would rather give me a payout than go to court or get bad publicity. I'd then buy a bitchen pick up truck and go prowling for mentally deficient hillbilly trailer park trash.

>> No.18091218

>>18090869
>35k
wtf? they could hire another employee for 2 years

>> No.18091257

>>18091218
There was probably someone in middle management that spent 95% of his time patrolling the floor looking for trash/forcing subordinates to pick up trash. The image is making fun of "wagies" but the robot's function is to most likely downsize dead-weight managers.

>> No.18091296

>>18090833
Tell the janny to clean it up.

>> No.18091312

>>18090833
*looks directly in camera*
>Not my problem
Then turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

>> No.18091335

>>18091312
wouldn't you hit the camera?

>> No.18091359

>>18091335
and then shart in your face

>> No.18091450

>>18090859
>don't you think you would get into trouble
they would be mad, but accidents happen. also i wouldnt tell them it was me

>> No.18091457

big chain grocers make millions of dollars a year. they can take the loss.

>> No.18091463

>>18090833
Why, the old Slippin' Jimmy of course.

>> No.18091504
File: 47 KB, 390x285, nmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18091504

>> No.18092109

>>18090833
I worked in a grocery once, something similar happened.
They have chemically engineered snow flakes that you pour on that shit and it sops it up, and you just go from there.
Eventually you get to the point where you run the mopping machine over it with a degreaser, and you're set.

>> No.18092172

>>18090833
I hope someone got fired for this

>> No.18092177

get a running start and ride it like a slip-n-slide

>> No.18092196

Not my problem epic style edition

>> No.18092227

>>18092177
Through the broken glass? Anon I already told the wagie to clean it up, now I’m gonna have to point to you bleeding out and tell them to clean that too.

You’re asking a lot of me, honestly.

>> No.18092268

>>18090833
why would i grab the lowest bottle?

>> No.18092277

>>18090833
Run before the Grocery Jester pushes me into the oil slick.

>> No.18092278

>>18091335
>Face camera
>Spin one revolution, still facing camera
>Walk backwards
No anon you would not hit the camera

>> No.18092313

>>18090833
>grab lowest bottle olive oil
No, I learned that part of physics at age 2.

>> No.18092330

>>18090833
Grab the spaghetti that's pouring out my pockets and serve it at dinner

>> No.18092339
File: 33 KB, 300x200, xbox 360.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092339

>>18091335
>>18091312

>> No.18092345

>>18090833
Walk away and pretend I don't know what olive oil is

>> No.18092357
File: 859 KB, 1929x1846, 91Z55aXfJHL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092357

>>18090833
>slip
>fall
>injure back and parts of upper ass
>sue
>seize ownership of super market
>become town's most beloved grocer
>sponsor junior sports teams
>support the local food bank
>decades later die a happy death, mayor declares this day Anon day
>flags at half mast
>meanwhile the skeletons of the previous store owner and his children are buried in my backyard

>> No.18092365
File: 1.76 MB, 851x1024, marty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092365

>>18090833
wait for marty the robot to come and alert a wagie to clean it up

>> No.18092399

>>18090833
I would grab a mop and a bucket and soak as much oil as possible.
Then I'd look for the nearest sink.

>> No.18092405

Anyone have the screen cap of the actual janny that gave an explanation on how to clean that?

>> No.18092434

Not my problem

>> No.18092449
File: 59 KB, 528x400, 1621536235772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092449

I actually did this one time when I was like 9
Threw one of those big valentines day teddy bears over the top shelf because funny and it got caught on the other side which had nothing but those glass bottles of olive oil

>> No.18092454

>>18092405
Lemme guess, put some fucking sawdust on it and sweep. Maybe spray some carby cleaner over it afterwards. Wow.

>> No.18092473

>>18090833
That stupid fat cunt got caught red handed. Classic deer in headlights look.

>> No.18092478

>>18090869
holy kek

>> No.18092500
File: 632 KB, 1440x823, based marty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092500

>>18090833
>>18090869
https://youtu.be/xHJrBdr6UNc

>> No.18092505

>>18092454
Oil doesn't absorb into dust like that retard

>> No.18092515
File: 85 KB, 748x338, gay-couple-with-arm-around-kissing-each-other-while-standing-against-picture-id1292966069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092515

>>18090844
classic bait threads
>HEY GUIZ, DO YOU LIEK OLIVEOIL ;)

>> No.18092517

>>18092505
Then fucking kitty litter, I dunno cunt I'm not a janitor but I use sawdust and carby cleaner to clean up engine oil. And don't tell me carby cleaner won't work, that shit does everything from tile cleaning to paint stripping.

>> No.18092520

>>18092515
I can't tell what's greasier, the olive oil or the Italians.

>> No.18092530
File: 14 KB, 235x215, pepe_stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092530

>>18092515
unironically that's my favourite olivölle

>> No.18092557
File: 49 KB, 800x450, 1653703861441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092557

Idk but thinking about it makes me anxious
What are you supposed to do?

>> No.18092573

Reminds me of the time I was walking across a bridge with my ex and she stepped into the bike lane and the bike hit her and the guy flipped off the bike and I just stood there staring autistically.
So my answer is probably stand there autistically.

>> No.18092581

>>18092517
you advertise it as an eyetalian exclusive swimming pool. the oil will be soaked up and youll just have a pile of greasy hair to sweep up

>> No.18092605

>>18090833
I always thought stores make it too risky by stacking glass bottles.

>> No.18092623

>>18090833
>what do?
It's over. I commit sudoku.

>> No.18092654

>>18090833
find an unbroken bottle in the pile and steal it

>> No.18092663

>>18090833
I'd spill some flour onto it and roll it into a disgusting massive ball of dough. Then spin it into a marketing campaign by trying to make the biggest pizza or something.

>> No.18092677

>>18092663
That would make a roux, not a dough surely?

>> No.18092700

>>18090833
Flag down an employee and assist with the cleanup because I'm the one who caused it.

>> No.18092719

>all that seed goyil
Whoever broke it did humanity a favor.

>> No.18092746

>>18090833
I would just commit mahjong. It's fucking over.

>> No.18092747
File: 2.27 MB, 720x1220, marty wagebot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092747

>>18090869
>>18092500

>> No.18092753

>>18090859
>don't you think you would get into trouble
Nah. Someone should have stacked the shelves properly to prevent that from happening. They'll understand.
It looks worse for you if you don't alert someone honestly.

>> No.18092764

>>18092109
>They have chemically engineered snow flakes
I've been here too long. I had to read this twice to realize you weren't talking about hrt trannies.

>> No.18092769

>>18092747
>they don’t even put a tiny vacuum in it
Jesus that era says it all about what these fuckers think about us.

>> No.18092780
File: 11 KB, 259x194, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092780

ATTENTION WAGIE No. >>18092769
A SHART POOL HAS FORMED IN THE AMERICAN CHEESE™ PRODUCT™ AISLE
REPORT FOR MOP-UP DUTY AT ONCE
A HAZMAT SUIT WILL BE PROVIDED FOR AN OBLIGATORY RENTAL-FEE OF 2.7 WAGECOINS™

>> No.18092786

>>18091504
Reminds me when a storm knocked power out for my whole state a couple years ago. We ended up having pollution in the river kill a bunch of fish and they traced it to a hyvee that dumped all their spoiled milk into the storm drain

>> No.18092835
File: 427 KB, 320x564, cleanitupjanny.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092835

>> No.18092837

>>18091157
that was my first thought as well

>> No.18092855

>>18092780
This is what it sounds like:
https://vocaroo.com/19d2P1ngs7vk

>> No.18092856

>>18092835
>click pic
>immediately see signage with a ¨ in it
>get ready to see some third world shit

>> No.18092861

>>18092856
>>get ready to see some third world shit
That's not in the US though

>> No.18092864
File: 11 KB, 200x200, 933666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18092864

>>18092861