>entire job is to make either accurate or better versions of foods from tv >has failed multiple times at both goals Of all the reasons to hate this bald faggot this is the strongest.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 7 04:37:53 2022 No.18075890 [Reply] [Original]

>entire job is to make either accurate or better versions of foods from tv
>has failed multiple times at both goals
Of all the reasons to hate this bald faggot this is the strongest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 04:39:06 2022 No.18075892 Trannette no passto

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 04:58:05 2022 No.18075921 You realize that food youtube/tv is basically just for entertainment, right? If you really wanted to learn how to cook you'd read some books and take some classes. If he really wanted to make good food he'd open a restaurant.

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 05:00:07 2022 No.18075928

>>18075921
But what if I want to cook an authentic pizza ball and not just watch some bald nu male faggot go "HURR DURR ACKSHUALLY LE HECKIN PIZZABALLERINO WAS A PROP MADE WITH STRING AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COOK LET ME MAKE SOMETHING UNLIKE IT WHAT SO EVER" instead of regular food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 05:02:01 2022 No.18075933 >>18075928 >But what if I want to cook an authentic pizza ball Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but if you really want to cook an "authentic pizza ball", you're fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 05:19:50 2022 No.18075973 >>18075928 >>18075933 TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 05:22:10 2022 No.18075981

There are very few people I'm genuinely jealous of, but he's one. He somehow stumbled onto a successful gimmick and now he's rich and owns a house in Brooklyn, something I'll never be able to do. Something about it just bothers me so much and I'm even angrier at myself for feeling it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:16:22 2022 No.18076090 >>18075933 Cope and dilate tranny >>18075973 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:24:57 2022 No.18076109 >Cringing with Cuckish Not even once.

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:30:31 2022 No.18076121

>>18075890
He gets mogged by literally everyone else on "his" show. He's easily the least entertaining person on screen at any given time. He comes across as some unlikable alien, and I can't tell if it's a joke that he just keeps trying to sell, or if that's just how he is.
Alvin has a strongest episodes, and everyone knows it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:33:12 2022 No.18076133 You know this guy fucking sucks when he has a whisk tattooed on his forearm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:42:06 2022 No.18076154 The other people he has are even cringier and more annoying to listen to. There was some Alvine video with some giant Persona 5 burger and I couldn't watch it more than 2 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:46:18 2022 No.18076162 >>18076121 >Alvin has a strongest episodes Nah, he's so fucking boring, i dunno how anyone can stand him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:53:45 2022 No.18076181 >>18075921 >you realize You realize this board is about food & cooking and not your favorite dickhead faggot youtube entertainers? Go back to tiktok dimwit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:57:18 2022 No.18076193 >>18076181 +1

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 13:44:09 2022 No.18076879 I can't believe this guy got rich from making a cooking show and he's still so bad at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 13:48:53 2022 No.18076890 >>18075981 Do you have a Youtube cooking channel? You don't have the right to be jealous if you've never tried it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 13:51:05 2022 No.18076895 >>18075921 >If you really wanted to learn how to cook you'd read some books and take some classes. Yes >If he really wanted to make good food he'd open a restaurant. Retard take.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 13:57:51 2022 No.18076908 >>18075981 He got lucky with the normos. I wouldn't take it too personally unless you've tried to do something in that vein

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:02:29 2022 No.18076919 >>18076890 no, I'm not an attention seeking faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:06:28 2022 No.18076930 >>18076895 anyone who has never cooked professionally as a chef is a fucking hack. a faggot with cringe cooking tattoos (christ what a fucking faggot) making gay little videos for other faggots isn't professional. it's just a faggot

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:08:53 2022 No.18076939
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>>18075981
He didn't stumble on it retard. being a youtuber is about camera work. he was a photographer that liked food, not a cook. thats why his videos hit so good. he knows how to make a video. He is experianced in the product of youtube, videos. Food is just subject matter.

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:11:43 2022 No.18076946
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>>18076162
Hes for comfey, not entertainment. you don't go to alvin for the humor, you go for the steve1989 experience. watch some of his own personal youtube channel. Honestly his shit on babbish's channel is pretty lack luster compared to his work there, but it's understandable why he wouldn't be able to pump out regular content that way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:12:29 2022 No.18076947 >>18075890 why do you care are you that autistic

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:13:49 2022 No.18076951

>>18076919
Then what are you jealous about? Do you want someone to just give you a Youtube channel with millions of views without you doing anything?
You are just a lazy nigger. You're too much of a pussy to put yourself out there, so you don't deserve the fame and money. Saying that you're jealous of something you won't ever want to do is nigger behavior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 14:18:40 2022 No.18076974 File: 2.03 MB, 640x632, 1647982682468.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18076951 How so? I've been systematically robbed since before I was born and now my childrens childrens children are robbed because that wasn't enough for the crooks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:00:07 2022 No.18077072 >>18076947 Where do you think you are nigger YES I am that autistic, I care about the sanctity of fictional foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:43:08 2022 No.18077170 >>18076121 >Alvin has a strongest episodes The guy with no charisma and the softest, mumbley voice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:48:58 2022 No.18077187 >>18077170 >m-muh voice you retard.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0OEmrHzJjk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:51:58 2022 No.18077197 >>18076939 he poached the cameraman from bon appetit dont pretend he does everything on his own

Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:55:28 2022 No.18077212

>>18077197
what, for his tiny 2-3 minute videos with music he couldn't even pay for?
I really doubt it but even if that's true it doesn't change the point. Good camera work, however you can get it, is needed to be successful on youtube. Being blind to that by focusing on food when you cant eat what you see on screen is horrendously naive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:55:56 2022 No.18077214 >>18075890 >"Trannity non passato!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:58:00 2022 No.18077217 >>18075890 he's proof that production values matter more than quality content on yt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 15:59:53 2022 No.18077226 File: 226 KB, 439x401, 1619445851112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18077217 that;s always been true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 21:40:17 2022 No.18078329 >>18075933 >>18077187 >>18076947 dilate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:12:19 2022 No.18078981 >>18075921 I've made some food from his videos, he includes a link to each recipe, it's basically the same as following a recipe without a video but sometimes seeing the visual indicators is helpful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:16:07 2022 No.18078997 >>18077217 >>18077226 It's true for literally everything in this world.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 00:22:58 2022 No.18079032 >>18079022 >It's okay I tHTINK THEY DID THAT ON AMERICAN DAD ONCE. Okay. That got me.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 01:15:21 2022 No.18079239 >>18075981 Don't forget that he isn't even in his channel's videos anymore really lmao. Dude just slapped "Culinary Universe" on his channel's name and fucked off and let 4 other people do vids I guess.

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 03:12:31 2022 No.18079691

>>18075890
ok yes yes babish is lame we all know this; who do you guys actually watch for good food content? Not just recipes, but restaurant spotlights, chef interviews, whatever. I've been watching a lot of Eater lately, and though it can be hit or miss, the hits are pretty good.

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 03:23:25 2022 No.18079727

>>18075890
i dont like him because all youtubers fucking suck except for like 6 throughout the whole website also his channel is the epitome of only buying food to take pictures of it, i just dont like him overall aswell, i prefer to watch videos where im not tormented by the fact that the recipe is most likely garbo and 99% of others watching it can't cook and wont actually bother to make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 04:18:13 2022 No.18079899 >>18076974 way to play the victim to avoid trying there isnt enough room at the top for everyone anyways

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 06:03:40 2022 No.18080162 >>18076121 I unironically get excited when I see a new anime food being cooked only to be super disappointed when I see it's Alvin in the video. It's such a fucking shame

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 08:53:18 2022 No.18080567 >>18075928 Lmfao upsetti little marvelcuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 08:55:25 2022 No.18080572 >>18076121 Alvin the cuck should just let his "friends" run a train on his sissyhole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 08:56:02 2022 No.18080576 >>18075928 read it as "a poop with a string"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 08:57:35 2022 No.18080579 >>18080572 Don't project your fantasies onto random people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 09:01:31 2022 No.18080588 >>18080567 What the fuck does my post have to do with Marvel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 10:09:01 2022 No.18080730 >>18080572 >>18080576 You're just a bunch of buttmad incels who are jealous of Alvin's success. Go cry in your mom's basement, you losers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 10:23:21 2022 No.18080765 >>18076939 >>18076939 alvin shits himself anytime he does a crossover episode with actual cooks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 10:24:44 2022 No.18080769 >>18080765 >alvin shits himself anytime he does a crossover episode with actual cooks He's just nervous because he knows he's not as good as them.

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 11:22:05 2022 No.18080910

>>18075890
>welcome TO Cringing with Babish, today we're gonna make a dish that is very loosely based on a throw away line in a movie, so loosely based that the dish will actually look nothing like the one in the movie at the end. first we're gonna go over to an actual cooking channel with actual chefs, like Americas Test Kitchen, Bon Appetite, Kenji Alt-Lopez, or ChefJohn, and steal their recipe/cooking techniques wholesale only ever crediting them when absolutely necessary. next we're gonna inexplicably make 90% of the shit by hand, in excruciating detail (who doesn't want to see how to make bread for the 100th time?) and then toss in other more complicated things without explaining how to make them because the footage of me making them either doesn't exist (because I bought it) or is unusable (because I fucked up too many times). anyway, here's your dish, again it has nothing to do with the brief movie clip at the beginning.

>tune in next week when I post an hour long self serving video of me doing 'good deeds' and awkwardly wait for someone to compliment me.
>or maybe I'll go on a more successful channel and try not to be overshadowed by actual cooks

>or maybe I'll make another movie shitting on lesser known cooking channels

>all I know for sure is that TINY WHISK will be there, and I'll shill my new book!

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 12:15:28 2022 No.18081078
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>>18080910
No no no it's closer to
>HEY GOYIM WELCOME TO CRINGING WITH KEKBITCH, TODAY WE'LL BE MAKING THE SUPER ULTRA MEAT CHOCOLATE FROM THE SIMPSONS SPIN OFF SNEED AND CHUCK: SNEEDIER SEEDIER AND FEEDIER, FORMERLY CHUCKIER
>NOW IN SNEED AND CHUCK: SNEEDIER SEEDIER AND FEEDIER, FORMERLY CHUCKIER THIS DISH IS A CARTOON SHOWING A FUCK TON OF MEAT AND CHOCOLATE DRAWN TOGETHER STACKED ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER
>THATS GAY HERE'S ME PUTTING IN MINIMAL EFFORT TO RECREATE IT
>WOAH THAT TASTES FUCKING AWFUL SO MUCH SO THAT I WILL FORGOE ANY RESEMBLANCE TO IT IN THE SHOW AND MAKE ZERO EFFORT TO COMBINE IT EVEN SLIGHTLY
>INSTEAD HERE'S THE INGREDIENTS SEPARATED IN A COMPLETETLY DIFFERENT MATTER WITH A RECIPE I GOT STRAIGHT OFF GOOGLE THAT LITERALLY ANY RETARD CAN DO BUT I STILL FUCK UP THRICE AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH ANYWAY BECAUSE FUCK YOU I CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT YOUR INTELLIGENCE THAT I'LL FORCE YOU TO FUCK FACE NIGGER HAHAHAHAHHA WATCH ME FAIL EVEN THE MOST BASIC KITCHEN ETTIQUETE ON CAMERA AND STILL MAKE MILLIONS
>WHATS THAT? YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE FINAL PRODUCT? TOO BAD NIGGER YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT AND I STILL GOT YOUR VIEW MONEY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED RETARD
>ANYWAYS RETARDS BUY THIS CHEAP CHINA MADE COOKWARE JUST BECAUSE IT HAS MY NAME ON IT AND SUPPORT ISRAEL AND TRANS RIGHTS

Anonymous Fri Jul 8 13:54:57 2022 No.18081334
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>>18075890
>entire job is to make gourmet versions of popular foods (substitute expensive chocolate, use labor intensive process that wouldn't be efficient at scale but increases quality significantly, etc.)
>just makes shitty home made imitation every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 14:06:24 2022 No.18081358 It baffles me you fags actually watch shitubers cook food retardedly

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