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>breathe deep and exhale with satisfaction
>pat my container of hot sauce and smile
>contentment

you know the type of hot sauce that i buy from the grocery store makes me interesting, and refined, and Melinda's

well Melinda's just hits different.

No cap.

>> No.18070039
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>That's cute, I remember when I was a rookie member of the hot sauce community. Nowadays I opt for the good stuff for experienced hotheads, such as a good cave-aged Satan's-breath Naga Ass-ripper, or even an extra-mature Sphincter-suicide sauce.

>> No.18070152

Don't even like hot foods but this shit slaps

>> No.18070245

it's disgusting. i threw it out
tastes like gym socks

>> No.18070255

>>18070245
it does not fucking taste like gym socks (smell like they taste), but i can understand finding it to be nasty.

>> No.18070271

>>18070006
Black Truffle tastes like vomit

>> No.18070279

>>18070271
does it? i don't even fucking know anymore.

>> No.18070287

>>18070279
I have tried that one and the really hot one I mean I used most of the bottle but I would say it tasted like vomit more or less

>> No.18070312

>>18070287
tastes kinda weird

>> No.18071653
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>>18070006
>*velcro scratches*

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>No cap.

>> No.18071820

>>18070245
A cute girl's gym socks or a fat dude's gym socks? This is very important.

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>>18070006
>>18070039
>HEY! You need to stop enjoying hot sauces because... It's just gay, ok?! It's, like... Here, look at this soyjak! This is you, dude - you use these condiments, so that's you! You enjoy the taste? Nah, man... I don't buy that - you're in it for some self-image reason, I know it!
I don't know what to tell you faggots

>> No.18071843

>>18071841
i made the thread because i bought the sauce anon

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>>18070006
I put Sriracha sauce on everything! Eggs! Burgers! Salads! It's nice to see another heat freak on this board.

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>>18071853
I put Sriracha sauce on everything! Eggs! Burgers! Salads! It's nice to see another jacked Aryan child rapist on this board.

>> No.18071928

>>18071853
How is the shortage affecting you bud?

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>>18070006
Op you have a call