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Retard forgot to turn the grill on

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IIRC he specifically made excuses about how he totally got the sheets nice and hot and woooow there was nothing he could do.
Jack is the DSP of cooking

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>> No.18069960

this was the op of the last thread slopbrain try harder

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>> No.18069968

holy kek

>> No.18069976

fuck you

>> No.18069987

You can see it cook when it hits the bars so the grill must be hot. Those sheets dont seem hot though

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>> No.18069996

i know it was a joke, what kind of retard makes sunnyside eggs on a grill anyways

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At first i was afraid it's workplace injury vid but then i got irrationally angry at the technique

>> No.18070121

the heat from the gloves protects her from her own stupidity

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Mmm, white unrendered fat

>> No.18070150

i dont cook shit like this and yet i still feel like she's doing something wrong

>> No.18070157

ham waiting for ham

>> No.18070161

DSP is also the DSP of cooking. Jesus fucking christ I can't imagine how disgustingly sweet that sauce must be.

>> No.18070168

It's because only retards use those sheets. Get a fucking cast iron pan for that shit.

>> No.18070169

How the fuck do you even eat this? You gonna grab the fucking fries with a spoon? Who the hell likes soggy fries?

Until the beans, it was looking good. Put the beans in a fucking bowl, you subhuman.

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fixed it

>> No.18070176

why was this being recorded tho... yall white boys just got trolled

>> No.18070177

Enjoy the raccoons and possums.

>> No.18070179

Is this a qdoba? It looks like a qdoba lol

>> No.18070184

I thought Ja/ck/ was the DSP of cooking.
Is this mongrel branching out?

>> No.18070194

Remember this fella. His "vacuum pump" fries are not worth it.

>> No.18070204

Based and NMP-pilled

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Matsuzaka Beef

>> No.18070211

Damn, guga let himself go

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>> No.18070283

imagine being this new

>> No.18070284

Ehh..the wieners aren't that bad. Adding some cheese to the chips ain't bad either.

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never EVER

>> No.18070301

No, i *did* see this before, i just forgot

>> No.18070390

i have never seen salsa served out of a plastic jar
for some reason they are always glass.
i assume it has something to do with the acid from the tomatoes and shelf stability.

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I love some salsa.

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You guys are idiots. That's one of the things they recommend to do instead of pour it down the sink or storm drain.

>> No.18070497

What the fuck even is this? It looks like some sort of Fruit. Is it melon?

>> No.18070512

>What the fuck even is this?
sugared yams too spicy for you whyte boi?

>> No.18070519

Yams are NOT that orange.

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Maybe check the colour balance on your monitor.

>> No.18070563

i'm not impressed
most modern band saws have capacitive sensors that detect contact with the blade and human flesh and immediately stop to prevent serious injury. he's literally risking nothing more serious than a paper cut

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>> No.18070578

I don't see him wearing a tether, though.

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>> No.18070591

How would those people feel if they saw this

>> No.18070594

what sort of magic can tell the difference between a human finger and a chicken wing?

>> No.18070600

Fucking Star Trek magic. When I was in college some girl split her hand between her middle finger and ring finger down to the wrist. I felt so sorry for her.

>> No.18070618

Goddamn that looks good

Alpha as fuck

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He is the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last.

>> No.18070627

This is an Instagram famous Philly restaurant owner.I’ve never tried the food but even the blacks say her food is over seasoned so take from that what you will.
She does do a fair amount of charity work, which I assume is to clear her conscious about serving that type of food to get people.

>> No.18070637

I don't know how the stopping mechanism for that band saw works, but the one I've seen for a skill saw actually breaks because it has to slam into the saw blade to immediately stop it. The one I'm familiar with is designed for cutting wood, I'm not sure if there's a saw that can actually tell the difference between chicken and human hands the way skill saw sensors can tell the difference between wood and flesh.

It'll protect your fingers, but you really don't want to trigger it because it's expensive to replace. Having a safety in place is not an excuse to use saws unsafely.

>> No.18070647

>even the blacks say her food is over seasoned
What the fuck? How is that even possible?

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these two still make me irrationally angry

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Using a tether, the operator makes a circuit with the machine that serves as the shut-off signal. When the machine is running, if that circuit is ever completed, the blade is immediately plugged to a stop. No damage is done to the machine or operator.
That guy in that webm isn't using that kind of setup, though.

>> No.18070668

>Using a tether, the operator makes a circuit with the machine that serves as the shut-off signal. When the machine is running, if that circuit is ever completed, the blade is immediately plugged to a stop. No damage is done to the machine or operator.
Ah, gotcha. This makes sense. Thanks knowledgeable anon.

>> No.18070682

sir please be advise this is hygienic sir he is not be using the pooping hand
in india we do not eat with pooping hand

>> No.18070698

I still think it looks like worms, even if it is minced

>> No.18070745

Anyone have the one where Jack starts a grease fire in his bbq?

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>> No.18070778

Goes to show how a really sharp knife can overcome shit form.

>> No.18070869

I respect that. I think that would be my reaction.

>> No.18070908

Underrated movie, and I don't typically like Stallone.

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>> No.18070928

OK boomer

>> No.18070952

The thing with band saws is that blade is in one vertical edge and can't move. Compare it to a table saw or router table, where you have something facing up, and at various heights. It would take a screw up to get your hand or arm into the band saw blade. It would take a really bad screw up to get a serious injury.

>> No.18071014 [DELETED] 

white """""people""""""" need to wiped off this planet

>> No.18071031

I hate those sweet fucking tomato beans. How can brits fucking eat that?

>> No.18071075

niggers and jews first

>> No.18071141

If I'd of thought for just one second you be back to bother me!

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>> No.18071327

i see she's a student of ragusea's "walk don't run" school of thought

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>> No.18072102

Hows the resturant going?

>> No.18072113

As if all the food you eat in cafes bakeries resturants ect has not been touched with bare hands.

Are u dumb enough to think that everyone wears those stupid disposable gloves?

>> No.18072126


Those systems only work on wood

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>> No.18072152

every time this gets posted i can't help but imagine he burnt the shit out of his hand grabbing that grill guard thing

>> No.18072153

gordon wtf

>> No.18072155

did you even watch the webm? the guy is literally demoing it in a meat packing plant.

>> No.18072181

based joey gobbler putting some fag boy protestor in his place

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>> No.18072216

Based retard.

>> No.18072251

What is the point of the risk? Surely that monstrosity costs more to own and run than it saves over just using a fucking knife?

>> No.18072315

looks fine

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DSP tried to film/stream himself cooking a long while back
you can expect the usual DSP quality

>> No.18072334

when the rice cooks the egg just right

>> No.18072336

why the fuck is that chocolate sauce thing so lumpy
did he seize it

>> No.18072343

somehow its still legal to call sweet potatoes "yams"(and vice versa) in the US, even though yam can cause life threatening allergies if not cooked properly by retards

>> No.18072354

people will do literally anything for attention

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Based Joey Chokenut

>> No.18072444

I had to watch that a few times before I realised he didn't just do a Steven Segal neck snap on a random protestor.

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"This pizza is basically a bowl of cheese"
And that's... a good thing?

>> No.18072703

The head of the copper doesn't cook the eggs.

>> No.18072770

How did you get the impression that the webm was a demo of some unseen, unreferenced safety system rather than just a video of a guy cutting chicken.

>> No.18072808

Home Economics needs a comeback. It could possibly be the most vital class for upcoming adults.

>> No.18072829

He meant this video you spastic >>18070664

>> No.18072896

..did he die?

>> No.18072897

Oh, doy,

>> No.18072899

They don't have it as a mandatory class in america?

>> No.18072902

i want to believe

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>"You buy a ham and go to put it in the oven and there isn't any instructions on it!"

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Wow, that shit is crazy. I think this makes the job way too easy though.

>> No.18073046

>slightly touching a single bun with your outer thumb while you carry the tray is the same as dipping your entire fucking forearm into the sauce
okay pajeet

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What the fuck even is that?

>> No.18073057

Mmm, sriratcha...

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>> No.18073067

Why does this disgust me so much?

>> No.18073072

I hope the pain in the ass of cleaning all that was worth the internet attention

>> No.18073078

Just turn the water back on and flush it a few times what do you mean.

>> No.18073081

It takes 5 seconds to use a meat thermometer. How could you possibly undercook a buger This badly and think it was done?

>> No.18073091

Straight outta Twin-Peaks

>> No.18073112

>all those fucking rats

>> No.18073132

sort of
it's only half a school year long, it barely covers any cooking, and is seen as a joke by pretty much everyone

>> No.18073135

No, they don't wear gloves. They wash their hands very regularly. A grimy streetfood peddler does not. A proper kitchen/bakery has far higher health regulations than a pajeet on the street

>> No.18073141

how can you unironically do this as a job every single day and be so shit at it?

>> No.18073143

>just flush all that down
and clog everything the hell up

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>> No.18073299

Why even bother with a dutch oven if you've only got one hand to use?

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>> No.18073331

kys you fucking brainlet twitterfag

>> No.18073339

I got a dutch oven for ya

>> No.18073342

my mouth everytime i see these videos

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That's Babish, not Jack

>> No.18073353

Anyone have webm of indian street food and it's total lack of hygiene? There was some guy stirring his food with his arm in it.

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holy shit

>> No.18073371

>Have you heard of the High Elves?

>> No.18073373

gigachad energy

>> No.18073382

I would unironically eat this over American goyslop. Embrace poop hands.

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Chic-Fill-A car with trash lol

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>> No.18073419

apart from the burns this is not a biggie, the fish only lost the head

>> No.18073473

cheese nuts

>> No.18073625

>It's like an upside-down pizza!
The bread is on the bottom and the toppings are on top, that's literally what a normal pizza is

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pasta roll for a dude

>> No.18073700

I honestly don't see anything wrong with this, but I also have big hands like this negress. Handlets need to cope.

>> No.18073780

I've only ever heard sweet potatoes referred to as yams when they've been "candied", like they're doing in the webm. We have Sweet Potato Fries, Mashed Sweet Potato, etc

but Candied Yams are sweet potatoes

>> No.18073787

is this guy jacking off

>> No.18073937

Big hands mean you can't make even cuts?

>> No.18073951

Not that, but the thumb and pointer technique with the chef's knife going through the middle. A good option for a surprising amount of things, but also looks like you're directing a sharp blade towards your weak hand so it looks dangerous and stupid.

>> No.18073972

What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.18074066

Oh right. Yeah fair enough.

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dis part

>> No.18074127

took way too long to realize he was throwing them out the side of a boat and not into an incinerator

>> No.18074159

That's not the part people are shitting on, it's everything else

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>chicago pizza
not for me

>> No.18074338

Why even bother with a grill if you're going to use something like that?

>> No.18074370

A lot of restaurants try to put one meme dish on their plate. It doesn't matter if it's good, it just needs to have the potential to get attention on somebody's instagram.

>> No.18074371

This is what globalism gets you.

>> No.18074379

should he work a stove top inside while also grilling outside?
the hamburger stands of aulde were griddles not grills, this is in its way a restoration to that lifestyle which made america strong.

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giddy up, Jerr

>> No.18074383

only one place does that. never had it but it does look cheese

>> No.18074398

>Did you know? You can do the work of almost any kitchen tool just by using your mouth!
>Look! We'll prove it! Watch, I can prepare this whole dish with just my mouth! *disgusting mouth sounds follow*
I hope this is supposed to be a joke.
First of all, nobody cares that it's possible, secondly, nobody really doubts that something so pointless is possible, thirdly, nobody wants to eat anything that you "cooked with your mouth", no matter how "cool" and "interesting" you think it is, and finally, nobody even wants to see anyone do that, because it's just unsanitary (unless you are the only one eating the dish), messy, and inefficient.

Like, yeah, you can just bite an onion into bits instead of chopping it, or you could chew up a clove of garlic instead of crushing it, and you can mix like a half a cup of milk and eggs by swishing them in your mouth, but you just end up getting a ton of saliva all over everything, cross-contaminating all your ingredients, and ending up with a mouth that tastes like you just licked the entire deli prep table right before closing time.

>> No.18074401

If you want to cook on a flat top, bring a fucking cast iron pan outside. Grilling is the superior method of cooking burgers anyway.

>> No.18074411

cry to your democrat overlords enough and perhaps they will try to make me, but as far as I can tell this is still a free country

>> No.18074434

what kind of pussy is allergic to a little alkaloids lol

>> No.18074440

kek'd mildly

>> No.18074483

If this board is proof of anything, it's that we all have the right to make food as shittily as we want.

>> No.18074485

What exactly is "brick cheese?"

>> No.18074598

About 2lbs

>> No.18074753

Maybe its meant to be a cold burger

>> No.18074856

Isn't this just a pie turned upside down? This isn't anything new.

>> No.18075019

Snapped his neck into oblivion

>> No.18075065

why did he do that?

>> No.18075072

Need more jack

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>> No.18075079

always the same shit

>> No.18075083

and /ck/ thought sloppa shit looked unappetizing...

>> No.18075089

Had this one, once. It was honestly pretty tasty (it's fuckin cheese and sauce of course it will be) just feel bad in retrospect for having dad drive us all the way to the city for it, but that's just the kind of guy he is, love you, dad.

>> No.18075098

nothing super exciting, would it hit it with some hot sauce and i'd be set

>> No.18075121

>meat thermometer for a burger
holy shit if you can't tell a burger is done why the way it looks you are a fuckin faggot

>> No.18075124

That's not pizza that's a PIE

>> No.18075130

I like to use my wireless thermometer so I don't have to miss my favorite Apple TV+ programs while I grill up my favorite treats

>> No.18075136

jesus christ

>> No.18075150

It looks like it used to be mac and cheese

>> No.18075154

I can smell the exposed red brick and imported mineral water from here.

>> No.18075172

actually based

>> No.18075180

Da fuck, is that badlands chugs goin down on some salsa?

>> No.18075190

Even when the egg hits the bare grill it takes a bit to whiten up, he clearly had just lit it seconds before

>> No.18075211

Does anyone lose their appetite when they see a black person handling their food at restaurants? It's even worse when the entire restaurant staff is black, you just know that no one is keeping the place clean.

>> No.18075248

maybe it's the yid in me but I see all goyim as unclean, heh no offense

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>> No.18075530

does the popcorn cook all at once during the release of the pressure? surely its not all decompressed in there is it

>> No.18075547 [DELETED] 

As the pressure inside the vessel increases, the boiling point of water increases. When the pressure drops, the water boils and pops the corm

>> No.18075559

I swear to god Steve-O once made an omelet that he prepared via eating the ingredients then puking them back up into a pan

>> No.18075639

It used to be an elective back when I was in school, but it's since been stripped from most school curriculums entirely.
Schools funneled most of their funding to their sports programs, because having a winning team in the paper drums up attention among college scouts, and is financially more beneficial than having educated students.

Even before home ec got the rope, it was pretty barebones. Shit like Baby's First Sewing Lesson and baking. Absolutely nothing about functioning as an adult. So in that regard, not a huge loss.

>> No.18075662

his point is that the popcorn should be deformed from being compressed all at once in the chamber, and because it doesn't seem to be, he offered his explanation.

>> No.18075700

i hat4e my fcukcignm life

>> No.18075703

>surely it just cooks once exposed to the cool air, right?

>> No.18075704

Put the bottle down brother.

>> No.18075714

i donm wanna. i jujst wanna vibe but i cant chat with anyone right now. got nothing here. how chat with peiopkle in internets

>> No.18075718

If you give a man a chuck, you sneed him for a day. If you teach a man to fuck, you seed him for a lifetime.

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>> No.18075772

drink water right fucking now or u will hate urself in the morning

>> No.18075777

just like my animes

>> No.18075778

>this entire damn WEBM
Back in the late 2000s, my uncle and aunt were T-Boned by an obese whale driving in a hatchback car that had sped through a red light. The trash inside the vehicle was so bad that it blocked nearly all visibility except in front of the driver. Due to the speed that the whale hit them. The windows driver, passenger, and windshield were destroyed. Causing the entire scene to be littered with garbage that smelled like death. Fortunately, the whale driver died on impact as they were incapable of putting on a seatbelt.
My aunt received a broken arm and some whiplash. Otherwise, my uncle and aunt were okay.

>> No.18075783

This is the single most underrated jack webm of them all

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>> No.18075816

That was Dave England

>> No.18075818
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Leave it to the chinese to turn fucking popcorn into a potential industrial accident

>> No.18075820

does anyone have the ones with them boiling raw hamburger meat, saw a few nights ago on /pol/ but forgot to save them

>> No.18075822

Literally every webm thread is mostly Jack

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I love the DSP tries it of ramen noodles. He tries to eat the noodles with the spoon and it slips off the spoon. Then with such surprise and amazement he yells "LOOK THEY ARE MOVING AWAY FROM ME... YOU KNOW WHAT??... I MIGHT NEED A FORK". I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

>> No.18075841

Salsa on a cream cheese block aint bad at all, nice little party snack but did he take it out of the freezer or something?

>> No.18075848

you are very right

>> No.18075855

>mac & cheese
>whack & cheese


>> No.18075860

Mac N Cheese one actually works if you do a really thick cheese and a different press. Seen it on Masterchef Australia

>> No.18075929

That was maxmoefoe

>> No.18075931

worlds best AM prep cook

>> No.18076231

this is exactly what we brought them from africa to do, nothing wrong here

>> No.18076278

I know it's 100% real because restaurants with black employees always serve shit food.

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>tater tots got hashbrowned

>> No.18076402

The pressure is too high for it to pop while closed, once it opens and the pressure evens out but the heat of the kernels remains the same, they immediately pop

>> No.18076413

i dont see the problem, its natural oil itll just be absorbed by the ground processed by microbes and bacteria, it comes from animals and plants in the first place

>> No.18076430

>Minimum wage needs to be a living wage!!!!!

>> No.18076437

Hey we've all been there at some point.
Practice makes perfect, she'll get it right one day.

>> No.18076442

The heat from the air cooks the corn

>> No.18076446

nice boobs
dont notice the rest

>> No.18076512

>he doesnt know

>> No.18076545

being honest i'd rather have a shit meal cooked with love by a wife than no meal from a bitchy entitled wife that would rather spend your money on ubereats

>> No.18076549

how does someone let it get this bad and still not get pulled over and ticketed?
that's like 6 points off your license for obstructed driving and a dirty vehicle (if the cop wants to be a cunt and slap more charges on you)

>> No.18076575

No pig is going to tell me what I can do in my car. If some honky tried to actually ticket me I'd start throwing my trash at him until he cried and calls for back up.

>> No.18076669

bing chilling

>> No.18076747

Also cockroaches. Don't forget about the fucking cockroaches

>> No.18076751

The fact that he wiped the counter top to dump it into the pot makes me think he grew up poor. Likely to negligent parents too.

>> No.18076778

God, seeing this make me depressing.

>> No.18076808

This is neat

>> No.18076903

This, women who cook actual meals now days are rare, im almost teaching my gf how to cook from the bottom again.You really got to encourage them.

>> No.18077083

He's so fucking dim lmao.

>> No.18077094

There has been very distinct drought of Ja/ck/ in recent webm threads.

>> No.18077120

Popcorn "pops" because you heat the moisture inside the kernel to the boiling point and it turns to steam. Under normal circumstances the pressure of the expanding steam puffs up the material inside the kernel to the point where it blows open the skin. Inside the pressure vessel, the outside pressure is the same, or higher, than the internal pressure, so nothing happens. The water is at, or above, the boiling point, but it can't expand. Once you release the pressure, the water instantly expands into steam and all of the kernels blow at once.

>> No.18077124

Why does he have to shit up the sidewalk like that?

>> No.18077130

Getting between Joey Chestnut and some hotdogs is a death sentence. Poor bastard didn't have a chance.

>> No.18077138

You can just use carrots to naturally sweeten a sauce. Just ruined it

>> No.18077267

My guess is he'll hate himself in the morning regardless of the amount of water drinks.

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This is what happens to those fuckers when they get cheeky.

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>didn't chew the chicken

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>> No.18077338

That isn't a pizza

>> No.18077341

Get this low quality wank bait out of here, you fucking clown. I can count the FPS of this scene on one hand. Quit watching trash.
Oh, and you're on the wrong board.

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>> No.18077361

That's a bit better, but you're still on the wrong board.
She needs to be cooking.

>> No.18077365

The cinnamon rolls one is legit.
That actually works really well.

>> No.18077385

WTF is this real?!

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>> No.18077472


Buy toilet, install it, get clicks from little kids browsing tiktok, uninstall toilet and dump it in a dumpster downtown, enjoy your thousands of dollars in ad revenue fuck this gay earth

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>oh thats about the right amount of sugar for a cake I guess
>dumps it all into tomato sauce

>> No.18077506

A timid man will ask "Why?" A bold man will ask "Why not?"

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Stop replying, he floods every third or so webm thread with the same anime shit images for some stupid reason.

>> No.18077545

If the grill was any semblance of hot the burgers would be steaming.

>> No.18077557

Yes, he also did a beans chug recently.

>> No.18077558

what is that sheet or whatever for? do americans fucking really..

>> No.18077583

i hope this happens to every person you love

>> No.18077587

>Now this is podracing

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I believe it was a copper sheet that you could use on the grill in exactly the same manner as any cheap pan and he was "testing the product".
Should have got a ManGrate instead

>> No.18077598

I'll take that, last GF I had couldn't even fucking make pasta. Bitch put it in the water before it started boiling.

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Did ever try telling her not to?
I know some people are resistant to learning but others just need to be told how to do shit and then they change their ways.
If you just stood there smugly shaking your head at her mistakes without piping up I gotta say you're an asshole.
Reminds me of all those videos of someone shooting a rifle for the first time and getting scope eye. You know the cocksucker holding the camera was aware of what was about to happen and chose to say nothing.

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>> No.18077649

You have to go back.

>> No.18077683

Jesus fucking christ look at how JUICY that is.

>> No.18077702

this is what i do. i pour it into my compost pile off my balcony. judging by how well my garden is growing this year, it doesn't do any damage

>> No.18077731

those are sweet n sour fried short ribs, (suon chien chua ngot) i know that dish from living in vietnam. she isn't showing that it's served with sweet fish sauce and chili, soy sauce etc etc

god i'm lonely

>> No.18077736

Nice and pink, the way he likes it

>> No.18077763

can't see any possible way for this to go horribly disfiguringly wrong

>> No.18077767

idk, home ec taught me to bake and cook eggs, and basic knife skills/spice use/measuring etc. not a total loss.

>> No.18077778

he's lucky he didn't take a bite out of him t b h

you need to open up your mind, man. expand your thoughts.

tiktok pays you? the chinamen really did discover our achilles heel didn't they

>> No.18077793

>you need to open up your mind, man. expand your thoughts.
nah, that's a cheese pie, it isn't a pizza

>> No.18077821

Holy shit, leave it to the Chinese to turn a relatively easy thing like Popcorn into this whole involved mess with a pressurized explosion to boot.

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>> No.18077902

gonna start cracking my eggs like that

>> No.18078206

Nobody mentions the anti cut glove of invincibility?

>> No.18078824

Sysco sloppa

>> No.18079601

... why?

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>They wash their hands very regularly
>A proper kitchen/bakery has far higher health regulations than a pajeet on the street

>> No.18079757

well, technically true, they have higher "regulations"...

>> No.18079783

To condition your wife into eating your literal shit

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Appreciate the info bud

>> No.18079832

They have them for table saws too but the break obliterates the blade

>> No.18079862

The funniest part is he still ended up winning

>> No.18079869

this??? can someone explain pls

>> No.18079880

Midwestern thing, like half white cheddar, half Monterrey jack. It's freqntly used in STL and Chi-Town 'zas.

Those pizza bowls are fucking outstanding, though. I make them all the time with large ramekins. It's the crust, it's like halfway between a pizza crust and a crusty sandwich bread.

Legit, I don't know why you fags are always crying about Chicago 'za. It's better than any of that East Coast slop.

>> No.18079928

>that'll be 30€ + VAT + tip, please

>> No.18080128

>€ + VAT
you do know european prices are listed VAT included everywhere right? its shown either in little letters under the price or on the receipt without VAT

>> No.18080340

it's actually a conveyor belt

>> No.18080383

It's not going to be processed easily, that's a lot of material in a small soil volume, it'll mostly just shit up your soil for a few months/years. Bacteria aren't omnipotent, the average suburban garden's soil has a pretty low biological activity.

It's esp. problematic with motor oil because it's toxic and carcinogenic.

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>> No.18080753

>gets license
>doesnt read ToS
>loses license
are you the same retard on /v/ that cries that he cant spam the N word in childrens games? lol

>> No.18080797

Why do all of these food channel/instagram/tik toks have an Asian presenter for them? I've seen so many videos like this with an Asian women as the host.

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I know a Polish tart when I see one, but what is that she's holding?

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I have no idea, I believe shes from the balkans bosnian or something, she like cooking.

>> No.18081263

Because it's not his problem.

>> No.18081266

I haven't been on /v/ in a never long time. I was just being retarded and drunk

>> No.18081273

Man I miss habbo hotel kek.

>> No.18081328

Fuck your picture. I think I'm already being followed. I shouldn't sus myself more by downloading IED manuals

>> No.18081416

I'm more pissed off he's wearing a watch than that he's being quick.

>> No.18081431

Just don't overflow it, retard, learn to measure stuff.

>> No.18081519

Is she falling asleep while chopping veggies? I understand not being experienced, but this looks crazy.

>> No.18081524

wtf is that

>> No.18081760

Delicious medium rare chicken

>> No.18081787

thank god we're not cooking with MOTOR oil then you fuckwit

>> No.18081812

Chaos was not an option

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>> No.18081858

Literally asked he what the fuck she was doing and then proceeded to tell her how to do it properly. She never cooked again in the time we were together.

>> No.18081914

About that...

>> No.18081987

That's not an euro country

>> No.18083028

Imagine the fucking smell

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