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>>18069932
Retard forgot to turn the grill on

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>>18069941
IIRC he specifically made excuses about how he totally got the sheets nice and hot and woooow there was nothing he could do.
Jack is the DSP of cooking

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>>18069932

>> No.18069960

>>18069956
this was the op of the last thread slopbrain try harder

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>>18069960

>> No.18069968

>>18069955
holy kek

>> No.18069976

>>18069962
fuck you

>> No.18069987

>>18069941
You can see it cook when it hits the bars so the grill must be hot. Those sheets dont seem hot though

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>>18069976

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>> No.18069996

>>18069987
i know it was a joke, what kind of retard makes sunnyside eggs on a grill anyways

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>>18069992
FUK YEAH WEENIES YEAHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>18069993
>>18069998
At first i was afraid it's workplace injury vid but then i got irrationally angry at the technique

>> No.18070121

>>18070034
the heat from the gloves protects her from her own stupidity

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Mmm, white unrendered fat

>> No.18070150

>>18069998
i dont cook shit like this and yet i still feel like she's doing something wrong

>> No.18070157

>>18069988
ham waiting for ham

>> No.18070161

>>18069952
DSP is also the DSP of cooking. Jesus fucking christ I can't imagine how disgustingly sweet that sauce must be.

>> No.18070168

>>18069932
It's because only retards use those sheets. Get a fucking cast iron pan for that shit.

>> No.18070169

>>18069992
How the fuck do you even eat this? You gonna grab the fucking fries with a spoon? Who the hell likes soggy fries?

Until the beans, it was looking good. Put the beans in a fucking bowl, you subhuman.

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>>18069992
fixed it

>> No.18070176

>>18069998
why was this being recorded tho... yall white boys just got trolled

>> No.18070177

>>18069962
Enjoy the raccoons and possums.

>> No.18070179

>>18069993
>>18069998
Is this a qdoba? It looks like a qdoba lol

>> No.18070184

>>18070161
>>18069952
I thought Ja/ck/ was the DSP of cooking.
Is this mongrel branching out?

>> No.18070194

>>18070034
Remember this fella. His "vacuum pump" fries are not worth it.

>> No.18070204

>>18069962
Based and NMP-pilled

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Matsuzaka Beef

>> No.18070211

>>18069988
Damn, guga let himself go

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>> No.18070278

>>18070209
>>18070213
Source

>> No.18070283

>>18070278
imagine being this new

>> No.18070284

>>18070174
Ehh..the wieners aren't that bad. Adding some cheese to the chips ain't bad either.

>> No.18070293
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>>18070278
never EVER

>> No.18070301

>>18070283
No, i *did* see this before, i just forgot

>> No.18070390

>>18070274
i have never seen salsa served out of a plastic jar
for some reason they are always glass.
i assume it has something to do with the acid from the tomatoes and shelf stability.

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>>18070390
I love some salsa.

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>> No.18070453

>>18069962
NOT MY PROBLEM

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>>18070204
>>18070453
You guys are idiots. That's one of the things they recommend to do instead of pour it down the sink or storm drain.

>> No.18070497

>>18070415
What the fuck even is this? It looks like some sort of Fruit. Is it melon?

>> No.18070512

>>18070497
>What the fuck even is this?
sugared yams too spicy for you whyte boi?

>> No.18070519

>>18070512
Yams are NOT that orange.

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>>18070519
Maybe check the colour balance on your monitor.

>> No.18070563

>>18070537
i'm not impressed
most modern band saws have capacitive sensors that detect contact with the blade and human flesh and immediately stop to prevent serious injury. he's literally risking nothing more serious than a paper cut

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>> No.18070578

>>18070563
I don't see him wearing a tether, though.

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>> No.18070591

>>18070569
How would those people feel if they saw this

>> No.18070594

>>18070563
what sort of magic can tell the difference between a human finger and a chicken wing?

>> No.18070600

>>18070537
>>18070563
Fucking Star Trek magic. When I was in college some girl split her hand between her middle finger and ring finger down to the wrist. I felt so sorry for her.

>> No.18070618

>>18069992
Goddamn that looks good

.>>18070412
Alpha as fuck

>> No.18070621
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>>18070618
He is the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last.

>> No.18070627

>>18070415
This is an Instagram famous Philly restaurant owner.I’ve never tried the food but even the blacks say her food is over seasoned so take from that what you will.
She does do a fair amount of charity work, which I assume is to clear her conscious about serving that type of food to get people.

>> No.18070637

>>18070563
I don't know how the stopping mechanism for that band saw works, but the one I've seen for a skill saw actually breaks because it has to slam into the saw blade to immediately stop it. The one I'm familiar with is designed for cutting wood, I'm not sure if there's a saw that can actually tell the difference between chicken and human hands the way skill saw sensors can tell the difference between wood and flesh.

It'll protect your fingers, but you really don't want to trigger it because it's expensive to replace. Having a safety in place is not an excuse to use saws unsafely.

>> No.18070647

>>18070627
>even the blacks say her food is over seasoned
What the fuck? How is that even possible?

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>>18069993
>>18069998
these two still make me irrationally angry

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>>18070563
>>18070591
>>18070600
>>18070637
Using a tether, the operator makes a circuit with the machine that serves as the shut-off signal. When the machine is running, if that circuit is ever completed, the blade is immediately plugged to a stop. No damage is done to the machine or operator.
That guy in that webm isn't using that kind of setup, though.

>> No.18070668

>>18070664
>Using a tether, the operator makes a circuit with the machine that serves as the shut-off signal. When the machine is running, if that circuit is ever completed, the blade is immediately plugged to a stop. No damage is done to the machine or operator.
Ah, gotcha. This makes sense. Thanks knowledgeable anon.

>> No.18070682

>>18070431
sir please be advise this is hygienic sir he is not be using the pooping hand
in india we do not eat with pooping hand

>> No.18070698

>>18070149
I still think it looks like worms, even if it is minced

>> No.18070745

Anyone have the one where Jack starts a grease fire in his bbq?

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>> No.18070778

>>18069993
>>18069998
Goes to show how a really sharp knife can overcome shit form.

>> No.18070869

>>18070768
I respect that. I think that would be my reaction.

>> No.18070908

>>18070768
Underrated movie, and I don't typically like Stallone.

>> No.18070923

>>18069952
WTF !

>> No.18070926

>>18070293
Seadoggo

>> No.18070928

>>18070473
OK boomer

>> No.18070952

>>18070537
The thing with band saws is that blade is in one vertical edge and can't move. Compare it to a table saw or router table, where you have something facing up, and at various heights. It would take a screw up to get your hand or arm into the band saw blade. It would take a really bad screw up to get a serious injury.

>> No.18071014 [DELETED] 

>>18070569
white """""people""""""" need to wiped off this planet

>> No.18071031

>>18069992
I hate those sweet fucking tomato beans. How can brits fucking eat that?

>> No.18071075

>>18071014
niggers and jews first

>> No.18071141

>>18070121
If I'd of thought for just one second you be back to bother me!

>> No.18071299

>>18069962
Based
Nmp

>> No.18071327

>>18069998
i see she's a student of ragusea's "walk don't run" school of thought

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>>18070274

>> No.18071468

>>18070594
electricity

>> No.18072102

>>18069952
Hows the resturant going?

>> No.18072113

>>18070431
As if all the food you eat in cafes bakeries resturants ect has not been touched with bare hands.

Are u dumb enough to think that everyone wears those stupid disposable gloves?

>> No.18072126

>>18070664

Those systems only work on wood

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https://nitter.net/CassiusMarcel/status/1251058856739864576
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1251058830974296065/pu/vid/320x568/PmL4WAel8OcsNYcD.mp4?tag=10

>> No.18072152

>>18069956
every time this gets posted i can't help but imagine he burnt the shit out of his hand grabbing that grill guard thing

>> No.18072153

>>18070149
gordon wtf

>> No.18072155

>>18072126
did you even watch the webm? the guy is literally demoing it in a meat packing plant.

>> No.18072181

>>18070771
based joey gobbler putting some fag boy protestor in his place

>> No.18072205

>>18072155
No

>> No.18072216

>>18072205
Based retard.

>> No.18072251

>>18070537
What is the point of the risk? Surely that monstrosity costs more to own and run than it saves over just using a fucking knife?

>> No.18072315

>>18072135
looks fine

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>>18070184
DSP tried to film/stream himself cooking a long while back
you can expect the usual DSP quality

>> No.18072334

>>18072317
when the rice cooks the egg just right

>> No.18072336

>>18070274
why the fuck is that chocolate sauce thing so lumpy
did he seize it

>> No.18072343

>>18070519
somehow its still legal to call sweet potatoes "yams"(and vice versa) in the US, even though yam can cause life threatening allergies if not cooked properly by retards

>> No.18072354

>>18070569
people will do literally anything for attention

>> No.18072427
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>>18070771
Based Joey Chokenut

>> No.18072444

>>18070771
I had to watch that a few times before I realised he didn't just do a Steven Segal neck snap on a random protestor.

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>> No.18072606

>>18069932
>*schlop*

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>>18072599
"This pizza is basically a bowl of cheese"
And that's... a good thing?

>> No.18072703

>>18069932
The head of the copper doesn't cook the eggs.

>> No.18072770

>>18072155
How did you get the impression that the webm was a demo of some unseen, unreferenced safety system rather than just a video of a guy cutting chicken.

>> No.18072808

>>18072608
Home Economics needs a comeback. It could possibly be the most vital class for upcoming adults.

>> No.18072829

>>18072770
He meant this video you spastic >>18070664

>> No.18072896

>>18070771
..did he die?

>> No.18072897

>>18072829
Oh, doy,

>> No.18072899

>>18072808
They don't have it as a mandatory class in america?

>> No.18072902

>>18069955
checked
i want to believe

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>>18069952
>"You buy a ham and go to put it in the oven and there isn't any instructions on it!"

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>>18070664
Wow, that shit is crazy. I think this makes the job way too easy though.

>> No.18073046

>>18072113
>slightly touching a single bun with your outer thumb while you carry the tray is the same as dipping your entire fucking forearm into the sauce
okay pajeet

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>>18072608
What the fuck even is that?

>> No.18073057

>>18073045
Mmm, sriratcha...

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>>18069988
>Digits

>> No.18073067

>>18073051
Why does this disgust me so much?

>> No.18073072

>>18070569
I hope the pain in the ass of cleaning all that was worth the internet attention

>> No.18073078

>>18073072
Just turn the water back on and flush it a few times what do you mean.

>> No.18073081

>>18070149
It takes 5 seconds to use a meat thermometer. How could you possibly undercook a buger This badly and think it was done?

>> No.18073091

>>18070621
Straight outta Twin-Peaks
GARMANBOSIA!---
https://youtu.be/zDV9mbuP1QE?t=107

>> No.18073112

>>18073045
>all those fucking rats

>> No.18073132

>>18072899
sort of
it's only half a school year long, it barely covers any cooking, and is seen as a joke by pretty much everyone

>> No.18073135

>>18072113
No, they don't wear gloves. They wash their hands very regularly. A grimy streetfood peddler does not. A proper kitchen/bakery has far higher health regulations than a pajeet on the street

>> No.18073141

>>18069998
how can you unironically do this as a job every single day and be so shit at it?

>> No.18073143

>>18073078
>just flush all that down
and clog everything the hell up

>> No.18073149

>>18073112
Mice

>> No.18073299

>>18073051
Why even bother with a dutch oven if you've only got one hand to use?

>> No.18073304

>>18072599
NOPE
O
P
E

>> No.18073331

>>18070176
kys you fucking brainlet twitterfag

>> No.18073339

>>18073299
I got a dutch oven for ya

>> No.18073342

>>18073051
my mouth everytime i see these videos

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>>18073299
That's Babish, not Jack

>> No.18073353

Anyone have webm of indian street food and it's total lack of hygiene? There was some guy stirring his food with his arm in it.

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>>18073347
holy shit

>> No.18073371

>>18073038
>Have you heard of the High Elves?

>> No.18073373

>>18069962
gigachad energy

>> No.18073382

>>18070431
I would unironically eat this over American goyslop. Embrace poop hands.

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>>18072599

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>>18073347
Chic-Fill-A car with trash lol

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>>18073384

>> No.18073419

>>18069956
apart from the burns this is not a biggie, the fish only lost the head

>> No.18073473

>>18072608
cheese nuts

>> No.18073625

>>18072599
>It's like an upside-down pizza!
The bread is on the bottom and the toppings are on top, that's literally what a normal pizza is

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pasta roll for a dude

>> No.18073700

>>18069998
I honestly don't see anything wrong with this, but I also have big hands like this negress. Handlets need to cope.

>> No.18073780

>>18072343
I've only ever heard sweet potatoes referred to as yams when they've been "candied", like they're doing in the webm. We have Sweet Potato Fries, Mashed Sweet Potato, etc

but Candied Yams are sweet potatoes

>> No.18073787

>>18072317
is this guy jacking off

>> No.18073937

>>18073700
Big hands mean you can't make even cuts?

>> No.18073951

>>18073937
Not that, but the thumb and pointer technique with the chef's knife going through the middle. A good option for a surprising amount of things, but also looks like you're directing a sharp blade towards your weak hand so it looks dangerous and stupid.

>> No.18073972

>>18073951
What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.18074066

>>18073951
Oh right. Yeah fair enough.

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>>18073972
dis part

>> No.18074127

>>18073038
took way too long to realize he was throwing them out the side of a boat and not into an incinerator

>> No.18074159

>>18074125
That's not the part people are shitting on, it's everything else

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>>18073384

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>>18073384

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>>18072599
>chicago pizza
not for me

>> No.18074338

>>18069932
Why even bother with a grill if you're going to use something like that?

>> No.18074370

>>18072599
A lot of restaurants try to put one meme dish on their plate. It doesn't matter if it's good, it just needs to have the potential to get attention on somebody's instagram.

>> No.18074371

>>18073045
This is what globalism gets you.

>> No.18074379

>>18074338
should he work a stove top inside while also grilling outside?
the hamburger stands of aulde were griddles not grills, this is in its way a restoration to that lifestyle which made america strong.

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>>18073384
giddy up, Jerr

>> No.18074383

>>18074244
only one place does that. never had it but it does look cheese

>> No.18074398

>>18073387
>Did you know? You can do the work of almost any kitchen tool just by using your mouth!
>Look! We'll prove it! Watch, I can prepare this whole dish with just my mouth! *disgusting mouth sounds follow*
I hope this is supposed to be a joke.
First of all, nobody cares that it's possible, secondly, nobody really doubts that something so pointless is possible, thirdly, nobody wants to eat anything that you "cooked with your mouth", no matter how "cool" and "interesting" you think it is, and finally, nobody even wants to see anyone do that, because it's just unsanitary (unless you are the only one eating the dish), messy, and inefficient.

Like, yeah, you can just bite an onion into bits instead of chopping it, or you could chew up a clove of garlic instead of crushing it, and you can mix like a half a cup of milk and eggs by swishing them in your mouth, but you just end up getting a ton of saliva all over everything, cross-contaminating all your ingredients, and ending up with a mouth that tastes like you just licked the entire deli prep table right before closing time.

>> No.18074401

>>18074379
If you want to cook on a flat top, bring a fucking cast iron pan outside. Grilling is the superior method of cooking burgers anyway.

>> No.18074411

>>18074401
cry to your democrat overlords enough and perhaps they will try to make me, but as far as I can tell this is still a free country

>> No.18074434

>>18072343
>allergies
lmao
what kind of pussy is allergic to a little alkaloids lol

>> No.18074440

>>18073057
kek'd mildly

>> No.18074483

>>18074411
If this board is proof of anything, it's that we all have the right to make food as shittily as we want.

>> No.18074485

>>18072599
What exactly is "brick cheese?"

>> No.18074598

>>18074485
About 2lbs

>> No.18074753

>>18073081
Maybe its meant to be a cold burger

>> No.18074856

>>18072599
Isn't this just a pie turned upside down? This isn't anything new.

>> No.18075019

>>18070771
Snapped his neck into oblivion

>> No.18075065

>>18069932
why did he do that?

>> No.18075072

Need more jack

>> No.18075078
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>> No.18075079

always the same shit

>> No.18075083

>>18075078
and /ck/ thought sloppa shit looked unappetizing...

>> No.18075089

>>18072599
Had this one, once. It was honestly pretty tasty (it's fuckin cheese and sauce of course it will be) just feel bad in retrospect for having dad drive us all the way to the city for it, but that's just the kind of guy he is, love you, dad.

>> No.18075098

>>18072135
nothing super exciting, would it hit it with some hot sauce and i'd be set

>> No.18075121

>>18073081
>meat thermometer for a burger
holy shit if you can't tell a burger is done why the way it looks you are a fuckin faggot

>> No.18075124

>>18072599
That's not pizza that's a PIE

>> No.18075130

>>18075121
I like to use my wireless thermometer so I don't have to miss my favorite Apple TV+ programs while I grill up my favorite treats

>> No.18075136

>>18075078
jesus christ

>> No.18075150

>>18073051
It looks like it used to be mac and cheese

>> No.18075154

>>18075130
I can smell the exposed red brick and imported mineral water from here.

>> No.18075172

>>18073347
actually based

>> No.18075180

>>18070412
Da fuck, is that badlands chugs goin down on some salsa?

>> No.18075190

>>18069987
Even when the egg hits the bare grill it takes a bit to whiten up, he clearly had just lit it seconds before

>> No.18075211

>>18069998
Does anyone lose their appetite when they see a black person handling their food at restaurants? It's even worse when the entire restaurant staff is black, you just know that no one is keeping the place clean.

>> No.18075248

>>18075211
maybe it's the yid in me but I see all goyim as unclean, heh no offense

>> No.18075429

>>18074160
lost

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>> No.18075530

>>18075433
does the popcorn cook all at once during the release of the pressure? surely its not all decompressed in there is it

>> No.18075547 [DELETED] 

>>18075530
Pv=nrt
As the pressure inside the vessel increases, the boiling point of water increases. When the pressure drops, the water boils and pops the corm

>> No.18075559

>>18074398
>>18073387
I swear to god Steve-O once made an omelet that he prepared via eating the ingredients then puking them back up into a pan

>> No.18075639

>>18072899
Nope.
It used to be an elective back when I was in school, but it's since been stripped from most school curriculums entirely.
Schools funneled most of their funding to their sports programs, because having a winning team in the paper drums up attention among college scouts, and is financially more beneficial than having educated students.

Even before home ec got the rope, it was pretty barebones. Shit like Baby's First Sewing Lesson and baking. Absolutely nothing about functioning as an adult. So in that regard, not a huge loss.

>> No.18075662

>>18075547
his point is that the popcorn should be deformed from being compressed all at once in the chamber, and because it doesn't seem to be, he offered his explanation.

>> No.18075700

i hat4e my fcukcignm life

>> No.18075703

>>18075530
>surely it just cooks once exposed to the cool air, right?

>> No.18075704

>>18075700
Put the bottle down brother.

>> No.18075714

>>18075704
i donm wanna. i jujst wanna vibe but i cant chat with anyone right now. got nothing here. how chat with peiopkle in internets

>> No.18075718

>>18075714
If you give a man a chuck, you sneed him for a day. If you teach a man to fuck, you seed him for a lifetime.

>> No.18075745

>>18070590
Why?

>> No.18075772

>>18075714
drink water right fucking now or u will hate urself in the morning

>> No.18075777

>>18075438
just like my animes

>> No.18075778

>>18073347
>this entire damn WEBM
Back in the late 2000s, my uncle and aunt were T-Boned by an obese whale driving in a hatchback car that had sped through a red light. The trash inside the vehicle was so bad that it blocked nearly all visibility except in front of the driver. Due to the speed that the whale hit them. The windows driver, passenger, and windshield were destroyed. Causing the entire scene to be littered with garbage that smelled like death. Fortunately, the whale driver died on impact as they were incapable of putting on a seatbelt.
My aunt received a broken arm and some whiplash. Otherwise, my uncle and aunt were okay.

>> No.18075783

>>18069932
This is the single most underrated jack webm of them all

>> No.18075786

>>18069955
lol

>> No.18075816

>>18075559
That was Dave England

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>>18075433
Leave it to the chinese to turn fucking popcorn into a potential industrial accident

>> No.18075820

does anyone have the ones with them boiling raw hamburger meat, saw a few nights ago on /pol/ but forgot to save them

>> No.18075822

>>18075072
Literally every webm thread is mostly Jack

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>>18072317
I love the DSP tries it of ramen noodles. He tries to eat the noodles with the spoon and it slips off the spoon. Then with such surprise and amazement he yells "LOOK THEY ARE MOVING AWAY FROM ME... YOU KNOW WHAT??... I MIGHT NEED A FORK". I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
https://youtu.be/b-V-f9inLoo?t=1072
17:53

>> No.18075841

>>18070274
Salsa on a cream cheese block aint bad at all, nice little party snack but did he take it out of the freezer or something?

>> No.18075848

>>18075772
you are very right

>> No.18075855

>>18070590
>mac & cheese
>whack & cheese

lol

>> No.18075860

>>18075855
Mac N Cheese one actually works if you do a really thick cheese and a different press. Seen it on Masterchef Australia

>> No.18075929

>>18075559
That was maxmoefoe

>> No.18075931

>>18069998
worlds best AM prep cook

>> No.18076231

>>18070415
this is exactly what we brought them from africa to do, nothing wrong here

>> No.18076278

>>18070176
I know it's 100% real because restaurants with black employees always serve shit food.

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>>18070590
>tater tots got hashbrowned

>> No.18076402

>>18075530
The pressure is too high for it to pop while closed, once it opens and the pressure evens out but the heat of the kernels remains the same, they immediately pop

>> No.18076413

>>18069962
i dont see the problem, its natural oil itll just be absorbed by the ground processed by microbes and bacteria, it comes from animals and plants in the first place

>> No.18076430

>>18069998
>>18069993
>Minimum wage needs to be a living wage!!!!!

>> No.18076437

>>18069993
Hey we've all been there at some point.
Practice makes perfect, she'll get it right one day.

>> No.18076442

>>18075530
The heat from the air cooks the corn

>> No.18076446

>>18070569
nice boobs
dont notice the rest

>> No.18076512

>>18073787
>he doesnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A_rVjyNMI

>> No.18076545

>>18072135
being honest i'd rather have a shit meal cooked with love by a wife than no meal from a bitchy entitled wife that would rather spend your money on ubereats

>> No.18076549

>>18073347
how does someone let it get this bad and still not get pulled over and ticketed?
that's like 6 points off your license for obstructed driving and a dirty vehicle (if the cop wants to be a cunt and slap more charges on you)

>> No.18076575

>>18076549
No pig is going to tell me what I can do in my car. If some honky tried to actually ticket me I'd start throwing my trash at him until he cried and calls for back up.

>> No.18076669

>>18075078
bing chilling

>> No.18076747

>>18070177
Also cockroaches. Don't forget about the fucking cockroaches

>> No.18076751

>>18069952
The fact that he wiped the counter top to dump it into the pot makes me think he grew up poor. Likely to negligent parents too.

>> No.18076778

>>18069988
God, seeing this make me depressing.

>> No.18076808

>>18072427
This is neat

>> No.18076903

>>18076545
This, women who cook actual meals now days are rare, im almost teaching my gf how to cook from the bottom again.You really got to encourage them.

>> No.18077083

>>18075835
He's so fucking dim lmao.

>> No.18077094

>>18075822
There has been very distinct drought of Ja/ck/ in recent webm threads.

>> No.18077120

>>18075530
Popcorn "pops" because you heat the moisture inside the kernel to the boiling point and it turns to steam. Under normal circumstances the pressure of the expanding steam puffs up the material inside the kernel to the point where it blows open the skin. Inside the pressure vessel, the outside pressure is the same, or higher, than the internal pressure, so nothing happens. The water is at, or above, the boiling point, but it can't expand. Once you release the pressure, the water instantly expands into steam and all of the kernels blow at once.

>> No.18077124

>>18075818
Why does he have to shit up the sidewalk like that?

>> No.18077130

>>18070771
Getting between Joey Chestnut and some hotdogs is a death sentence. Poor bastard didn't have a chance.

>> No.18077138

>>18069952
You can just use carrots to naturally sweeten a sauce. Just ruined it

>> No.18077267

>>18075772
My guess is he'll hate himself in the morning regardless of the amount of water drinks.

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>>18075438

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>>18075438
This is what happens to those fuckers when they get cheeky.

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>>18073387
>didn't chew the chicken

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>>18070590
embarrassing

>> No.18077338

>>18072599
That isn't a pizza

>> No.18077341

>>18077270
Get this low quality wank bait out of here, you fucking clown. I can count the FPS of this scene on one hand. Quit watching trash.
Oh, and you're on the wrong board.

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>>18077341

>> No.18077361

>>18077355
That's a bit better, but you're still on the wrong board.
She needs to be cooking.

>> No.18077365

>>18070590
The cinnamon rolls one is legit.
That actually works really well.

>> No.18077385

>>18069955
WTF is this real?!

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>>18077361

>> No.18077472

>>18073072

Buy toilet, install it, get clicks from little kids browsing tiktok, uninstall toilet and dump it in a dumpster downtown, enjoy your thousands of dollars in ad revenue fuck this gay earth

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>>18069952
>oh thats about the right amount of sugar for a cake I guess
>dumps it all into tomato sauce

>> No.18077506

>>18075745
A timid man will ask "Why?" A bold man will ask "Why not?"

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>>18077361
Stop replying, he floods every third or so webm thread with the same anime shit images for some stupid reason.

>> No.18077545

>>18069987
If the grill was any semblance of hot the burgers would be steaming.

>> No.18077557

>>18075180
Yes, he also did a beans chug recently.

>> No.18077558

>>18069932
what is that sheet or whatever for? do americans fucking really..

>> No.18077583

>>18077280
i hope this happens to every person you love

>> No.18077587

>>18072427
>Now this is podracing

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>>18077558
I believe it was a copper sheet that you could use on the grill in exactly the same manner as any cheap pan and he was "testing the product".
Should have got a ManGrate instead

>> No.18077598

>>18072135
I'll take that, last GF I had couldn't even fucking make pasta. Bitch put it in the water before it started boiling.

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>>18077598
Did ever try telling her not to?
I know some people are resistant to learning but others just need to be told how to do shit and then they change their ways.
If you just stood there smugly shaking your head at her mistakes without piping up I gotta say you're an asshole.
Reminds me of all those videos of someone shooting a rifle for the first time and getting scope eye. You know the cocksucker holding the camera was aware of what was about to happen and chose to say nothing.

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>> No.18077649

>>18075121
>sage
You have to go back.

>> No.18077683

>>18077626
Jesus fucking christ look at how JUICY that is.

>> No.18077702

>>18069962
this is what i do. i pour it into my compost pile off my balcony. judging by how well my garden is growing this year, it doesn't do any damage

>> No.18077731

>>18072135
those are sweet n sour fried short ribs, (suon chien chua ngot) i know that dish from living in vietnam. she isn't showing that it's served with sweet fish sauce and chili, soy sauce etc etc

god i'm lonely

>> No.18077736

>>18070149
Nice and pink, the way he likes it

>> No.18077763

>>18075433
can't see any possible way for this to go horribly disfiguringly wrong

>> No.18077767

>>18075639
idk, home ec taught me to bake and cook eggs, and basic knife skills/spice use/measuring etc. not a total loss.

>> No.18077778

>>18077130
he's lucky he didn't take a bite out of him t b h

>>18077338
you need to open up your mind, man. expand your thoughts.

>>18077472
tiktok pays you? the chinamen really did discover our achilles heel didn't they

>> No.18077793

>>18077778
>you need to open up your mind, man. expand your thoughts.
nah, that's a cheese pie, it isn't a pizza

>> No.18077821

>>18075818
Holy shit, leave it to the Chinese to turn a relatively easy thing like Popcorn into this whole involved mess with a pressurized explosion to boot.

>> No.18077828

>>18077280
Rekt

>> No.18077902

>>18069932
gonna start cracking my eggs like that

>> No.18078206

>>18069993
>>18069998
Nobody mentions the anti cut glove of invincibility?

>> No.18078824

>>18078206
Sysco sloppa

>> No.18079601

>>18075078
... why?

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>>18073135
>They wash their hands very regularly
>A proper kitchen/bakery has far higher health regulations than a pajeet on the street

>> No.18079757

>>18079656
well, technically true, they have higher "regulations"...

>> No.18079783

>>18079601
To condition your wife into eating your literal shit

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>>18070664
Appreciate the info bud

>> No.18079832

>>18070664
>>18070664
They have them for table saws too but the break obliterates the blade

>> No.18079862

>>18070771
The funniest part is he still ended up winning

>> No.18079869

>>18076413
this??? can someone explain pls

>> No.18079880

>>18074485
Midwestern thing, like half white cheddar, half Monterrey jack. It's freqntly used in STL and Chi-Town 'zas.

Those pizza bowls are fucking outstanding, though. I make them all the time with large ramekins. It's the crust, it's like halfway between a pizza crust and a crusty sandwich bread.

Legit, I don't know why you fags are always crying about Chicago 'za. It's better than any of that East Coast slop.

>> No.18079928

>>18073631
>that'll be 30€ + VAT + tip, please

>> No.18080128

>>18079928
>€ + VAT
you do know european prices are listed VAT included everywhere right? its shown either in little letters under the price or on the receipt without VAT

>> No.18080340

>>18074127
it's actually a conveyor belt

>> No.18080383

>>18076413
It's not going to be processed easily, that's a lot of material in a small soil volume, it'll mostly just shit up your soil for a few months/years. Bacteria aren't omnipotent, the average suburban garden's soil has a pretty low biological activity.

It's esp. problematic with motor oil because it's toxic and carcinogenic.

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>> No.18080753

>>18076575
>gets license
>doesnt read ToS
>loses license
>WTF MONEY STOLEN
are you the same retard on /v/ that cries that he cant spam the N word in childrens games? lol

>> No.18080797

>>18072599
Why do all of these food channel/instagram/tik toks have an Asian presenter for them? I've seen so many videos like this with an Asian women as the host.

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>>18080720
I know a Polish tart when I see one, but what is that she's holding?

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>>18080811
I have no idea, I believe shes from the balkans bosnian or something, she like cooking.

>> No.18081263

>>18077124
Because it's not his problem.

>> No.18081266

>>18080753
I haven't been on /v/ in a never long time. I was just being retarded and drunk

>> No.18081273

>>18080753
Man I miss habbo hotel kek.

>> No.18081328

>>18079801
Fuck your picture. I think I'm already being followed. I shouldn't sus myself more by downloading IED manuals

>> No.18081416

>>18070537
I'm more pissed off he's wearing a watch than that he's being quick.

>> No.18081431

>>18070590
>messy
Just don't overflow it, retard, learn to measure stuff.

>> No.18081519

>>18069998
>>18069993
Is she falling asleep while chopping veggies? I understand not being experienced, but this looks crazy.

>> No.18081524

>>18070149
wtf is that

>> No.18081760

>>18077626
Delicious medium rare chicken

>> No.18081787

>>18080383
thank god we're not cooking with MOTOR oil then you fuckwit

>> No.18081812

>>18069955
Chaos was not an option

>> No.18081844

>>18073359
Gigachad

>> No.18081858

>>18077617
Literally asked he what the fuck she was doing and then proceeded to tell her how to do it properly. She never cooked again in the time we were together.

>> No.18081914

>>18077821
About that...
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1657301779071.webm

>> No.18081987

>>18079928
That's not an euro country

>> No.18083028

>>18073347
Imagine the fucking smell

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