/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18068481]

What's your saddest meal ever?

[Anonymous No.18068484]

the stouffers fish dinner is the best frozen fish you can buy

[Anonymous No.18068486]

>>18068481
Mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.18068499]

i like all the little touches

[Anonymous No.18068500]

>>18068481
Instant rice, black ring pizza olives, and salt.

[Anonymous No.18068502]

>>18068481
Plain oats chugging them straight from the bag. It was pretty much all I ate for a week cause I had no money at the time and it was the only thing I had in the hous3

[Anonymous No.18068507]

>>18068502
are you still poor?

[Anonymous No.18068510]

>>18068481
I bought a sandwich from the hospital canteen an hour or so after my best friend died from cancer.

[Anonymous No.18068516]

>>18068481
Eating a whole block of cheese (1kg) that I stole from the supermarket. Ate it like an apple

[Anonymous No.18068519]

>>18068510
He died of cancer, not from.

[Anonymous No.18068532]

>>18068519
Isn't it to? Maybe with instead.

[Anonymous No.18068534]

Well, the saddest meal I can think of recently would be around 200 calories worth of watermelon that I ended up purging.
Another contender would be any "meal" where it's just tea or a sugar free or diet drink.

[Anonymous No.18068542]

>>18068481
Vegetable soup. I eat normal vegetable but put it in a soup with every spoon and slurp i feel the sadness entering my body

[Anonymous No.18068546]

sleep

[Anonymous No.18068552]

bought some stuff to make burritos', but didn't realise I was missing most of the ingredients. the spices I used with the meat just drained away, so I had a white rice, sour cream and unflavoured beef mince burritos. it was so sad. I barely got through one.

[Anonymous No.18068560]

spoonful of peanut butter out of the jar because there isn't even any bread to put it on
(did it once and washed the spoon, i'm not an animal)

[Anonymous No.18068568]

>>18068542
ad some thick cut bacon to that, nigga, that may help

[Anonymous No.18068690]

>>18068532
no, he died around cancer. or maybe it's underneath?

[Anonymous No.18068734]

microwaved a slice of cheese on a plate and ate it with a spoon
did that a lot when parents left me home alone as a kid

[Anonymous No.18068741]

>>18068481
the last meal I had will always be the answer

[Anonymous No.18068807]

>>18068481
I once had plain spaghetti noodles with butter and salt as meal once. My roommate makes it often when we have little food in the house.

[Anonymous No.18068815]

Rice, friend luncheon meat and fried onions topped with the last squirt of garlic sauce I had lying around, it was a nice warm and filling meal.

[Anonymous No.18068820]

>>18068807
>restaurants are literally selling this for $16 a plate

[Anonymous No.18068828]

>>18068815
last night i had my only mæl for the day which was fried SPAM slices (the small cans are enough for one hungry person, the large cans leave leftovers) which I drizzled with åbanero tabasco sauce. it was all the salt, vinegar, protein, and fatty fats one needs

[Anonymous No.18068887]

cold baked beans straight from the can

[Anonymous No.18069049]

food i tried to cook over candles when homeless
it was meat from expired food i found, and i mixed it in a can of soup to make stew

cried to God after and just after that I went in the street and an angel gave me $100

was sleeping in the entrance of an abandoned apartment in a city street

candles cook food hot though, three big boys will do it, just know they burn for 40 minutes and not 3 hours.

it was hotter than mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.18069063]

Once ate half a pound of government cheese i borrowed from a roommate after not eating for 3 days at college

[Anonymous No.18069090]

>>18068534
Anorexic faggot

[Anonymous No.18069114]

>>18068481
The cheap frozen storebought dinner rolls. Thawed on a radiator.

>>18069090
Anorexia means you don't eat.
When you purge it's called bulimia.
You can have both, though.

[Anonymous No.18069117]

There is literally nothing sadder than Christmas morning at an orphanage and no they don't serve anything special, liquid egg, dry toast and skim milk

[Anonymous No.18069184]

>>18068516
the summer of George

[Anonymous No.18069199]

Tyson wyngz with chili sauce over uncle Ben's rice
The chicken product had too much cartilage so it crunched

[Anonymous No.18069200]

>>18068532
>succumbed to cancer
>died of cancer
>deaths from cancer
>dying with cancer

[Anonymous No.18069208]

One time my dinner was a bag of microwave popcorn and i put bbq sauce on it because i thought it would be better than plain nothing popcorn. It wasn't. Or sometimes i would go with my friends to dennys and was too poor to order anything so while my friends ate their meals i would eat all the jelly in the condiment container.

[Anonymous No.18069216]

>>18069200
Tied in the battle with cancer

[Anonymous No.18069254]

>>18068481
fear the locust-water drinker

[Anonymous No.18069269]

frozen burger meat that you just add to the grill or stove. it tasted like pure shit, i almost puked after force feeding myself one burger

[Anonymous No.18069294]

>>18068552
Add spices after you remove the fat

[Anonymous No.18069377]

The worst part of this picture is owning Guild Wars 2

[Anonymous No.18069397]

>>18068481
uncooked cup noodles after drinking alone.

[Anonymous No.18069711]

"Just add water" pancakes twice in one day. It was a cry for help.

[Anonymous No.18069728]

>>18068484
It honestly looks pretty good for a frozen meal

[Anonymous No.18069776]

Sad, but felt pretty good
>chicken cutlet, banana and bunch of cognac before going to a highschool drama club rehearsal
Sad, but I had high hopes for it (turned out kinda shit)
>pears fried in butter with spices and red pepper
Plain sad
>dry ramen/plain white bread while I was in the army

[Anonymous No.18069815]

>>18068481
the saddest meal I ever ate was the six month old twice baked potatoes I had in my fridge
not really sure how I didn't get sick from those

[Anonymous No.18069834]

>>18069049
I hope everything is better now friend.

[Anonymous No.18069853]

I once ate an entire iceberg salad head over the sink. Holding it in one hand and pouring creme fraiche sauce over it with my other.

[Anonymous No.18069865]

It was my birthday and my dad had just been arrested, my mom was in the hospital dying from cancer, and my brother had just got laid off from his job because of budget cuts. My family took me out to hibachi and I kept breaking down in tears the whole meal.

[Anonymous No.18069872]

>>18069853
Were you stoned?

[Anonymous No.18069875]

The hotdogs my sister made me yesterday

[Anonymous No.18069887]

>>18068481
Bread with rice on it

[Anonymous No.18069890]

>>18069872
Drunk.

[Anonymous No.18069921]

>>18068481
ramen on toast

[Anonymous No.18069924]

[Anonymous No.18069925]

>>18069887
this one is incredibly based tho

[Anonymous No.18069929]

>>18068481
A can of sardines and several stale Ritz crackers washed down with tap water.

[Anonymous No.18069950]

[Anonymous No.18069953]

>>18068481
Cold hardware store popcorn

[Anonymous No.18070099]

>>18068481
why does this image exist

[Anonymous No.18070123]

I have a friend who was so poor growing up that often, the only thing she'd have for dinner was a baked potato she has to share with her sister.
I don't think there's anything more depressing than a baked potato with margarine that you have to share with someone.

[Anonymous No.18070136]

>>18068481
some salmon steaks my parents got from a dollar store or some bargain store.
I tried pan frying it and tasting it, it was too salty and my body immediately wanted to spit it out.

[Anonymous No.18070162]

>>18068481
>adding plunger, bug in water, wart remover, guild wars, and pocketpussy under table
Way overdoing it, anon.
If you had picked just one of those things, it would have been humorous because more believable. But instead it’s a pictorial equivalent of a wall-of-text “meme”.

[Anonymous No.18070227]

>>18068481
100 replies and no one noticed the dildo

[Anonymous No.18070230]

>>18068484
You clearly know exactly what the fuck is up, friend.

[Anonymous No.18070232]

>>18070227
One post too late, anon.

[Anonymous No.18070233]

>>18069049
That's brutal, are you in a better place now?

[Anonymous No.18070234]

>>18068507
no, I Pay him to suck my dick

[Anonymous No.18070236]

Creme de menth Mac and Cheese.


It's great though.

[Anonymous No.18070240]

>>18070227
Maybe because most of us aren't women or homosexual men ergo we don't have the same intimate knowledge of dildos that you do, my cock-loving friend.

[Anonymous No.18070275]

Can of tuna with a packet of mustard drizzled over it.

[Anonymous No.18070299]

>thanksgiving day
>staying alone in a motel 6
>lincoln, ne (nowhere close to home)
>gas station reuben sandwich, hot cheetos, imperial ipas
>across the hall, a father is screaming at his sobbing children the entire time
felt like a david lynch scene

[Anonymous No.18070300]

>>18069953
That sounds awesome, sounds like you’re just a queer

[Anonymous No.18070308]

my saddest and proudest meal, simultaneously, is one (1) can of plain deenz

[Anonymous No.18070311]

For lunch today I had a microwaved quesadilla and expired trail mix.

[Anonymous No.18070322]

cold hot dogs straight out of the package on white bread with ketchup after drinking 20 beers while laying in bed

[Anonymous No.18070342]

I once heated a can of soup over a tea candle and ate it from the can with a plastic fork from a fast food place.
I also went to a bud's house and hung out playing vidya and drinking shine. Sucked me off in the shower and let me fuck his ass after a meal of gruel consisting of instamash, canned chicken, and hot sauce. The sex wasn't even that great, I had to finish myself off in the bathroom. Hanging out, playing vidya and firing guns was fun though.

[Anonymous No.18070774]

>>18068484
Check your fucking privilege.

[Anonymous No.18070826]

>>18068481
based bathroom eater

[Anonymous No.18070835]

An expired microwaved hotdog between a stale hard taco shell with mild sauce from Taco Bell. Not my proudest moment

[Anonymous No.18070836]

>>18068481
>vidya on floor
>exotic large sewer grate that doesnt fit on the floor
>dildo under the table
>dungeon floor
kek

[Anonymous No.18070850]

>>18068552
>draining meat
this is your first mistake, cook it until water goes away, grease is flavor, fuck low fat faggots

[Anonymous No.18070852]

>>18070836
That’s a flesh light

[Anonymous No.18070865]

>>18068741
this

[Anonymous No.18070885]

Toast with bread on it

[Anonymous No.18071257]

KEK. This image doesn't stop giving...

[Anonymous No.18071264]

>>18070826
My wife yells at me when I do this shit. She constantly bitches about me getting drunk and going into the bathroom to eat like a burger and fries while sitting on the toilet with the shower on. She can go fuck herself though, it's the most relaxing thing ever,

[Anonymous No.18071280]

A few months ago I was broke and no food pantries were near by so I had to steal some brick of chocolate coating candy from my roommate and I would cut it with a knife just to be able to eat it and I went like 5 days with just that

[Anonymous No.18071284]

>pasta
>parmesan and red pepper packets from pizza hut
>olive oil packets from subway
>half a garlic butter from papa john's

pairs well with 4 loko

[Anonymous No.18071291]

>>18068481
i put water in a bowl and added instant mashed potatoes and microwaved it too long, and put ketchup on it to make it not as dry

[Anonymous No.18071293]

>>18069776
you have interesting tastes

[Anonymous No.18071307]

>>18070826
What's so wrong with eating in the bathroom anyway. It's my food, it's my bathroom. What do you care?

[Anonymous No.18071325]

>>18069887
Kek. That’s fucked

[Anonymous No.18071397]

>>18071307
it implies that you're hiding it from her signaling psychic turmoil, she cares about you so wants to make sure everything's cool. a marriage is a unit and so any behavior that is consciously solitary indicates possible issues. you can just explain that it's soothing to you and she'll think you're weird but she'll calm down. she already knows you're weird anyway so no big deal

my saddest meals were:
a) one specific time i got a com suon op la (porkchop with egg and sticky rice) after staying up all night doing drugs in Saigon, realizing that i was destroying my life and killing myself in slow motion and also that i wasn't going to quit

b) king cake out of the dumpster while homeless and high on crack in New Orleans, happy mardi gras!

c) one time i went out to eat with a girl i had been seeing and out of nowhere she told me that she'd been seeing someone else and wanted for us not to see each other again. i was in kind of an emotionally fragile place at the time and didn't take it well. the steak sandwich was really good though.

[Anonymous No.18071405]

>>18068481
mr noodles mixed in with value brand kraft dinner it wasn't very good

[Anonymous No.18071435]

>>18069049
My friend and I used to cook snacks over candles during sleepovers. Roasted cheezits blew my 10 year old mind.

[Anonymous No.18071439]

>>18068484
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.18071442]

>>18068481
The saddest meal is when you literally have nothing to eat. Even if you just had a slice of stale bread with a packet of mustard on it, that's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.18071478]

>>18071264
holy fucking based i do the same thing except instead of wife it's my mom who i still live with at 28

[Anonymous No.18071479]

When I was really really poor and suffering I'd put hot sauce on a spoon and eat it and then drink a ton of water so my stomach was full and would stop hurting so much. Then I'd sleep with a pillow pressing against my abdomen so I wouldn't wake up from hunger pains.

[Anonymous No.18071550]

>>18068481
>be me, recent college grad in early 2000s.
>friend has suffered a leg injury and was been hopped up on pain medication and cocaine for days. He's coming down one day and freaking out.
>go to check on him.
>Geat worst anxiety/panic attack on way to visit him.
>We start talking about all our horrible life troubles and bad things seem in this moment. Feeding of each others misery into a pit of depression.
>we decide to go to a golden corral buffet.
>we're so depressed and racked with fear about our futures we hardly eat.
>we sit at our lonesome table on the verge of tears.
That was a bad meal.

[Anonymous No.18071748]

>>18069834
>>18070233
thanks senpaitachi. yes =)

>>18071435
the candles had it boiling, i was impressed
try them in sandwiches and some basil pesto

[Anonymous No.18071806]

>>18069924
fuck lol

>>18070311
>expired trail mix
that's a very fitting image

[Anonymous No.18071818]

>>18070342
What kind of guns? Glocks?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qvCBoiC0sHw

[Anonymous No.18071833]

>>18068481
Plain rice, you lucky fucks

[Anonymous No.18071842]

Every Sunday from about age 7-12 my parents would make these then get drunk and argue and end up blasting Bat Out of Hell

[Anonymous No.18071882]

>>18071479
How long did you go? After a few days my stomach would shrink and I'd barely feel anything but dizziness and fatigue

[Anonymous No.18071900]

>>18068519
He lost his battle. The last thing he did was lose.

[Anonymous No.18071995]

xmas 2018: peanut butter on saltine crackers while recovering from surgery alone in my apartment

[Anonymous No.18072016]

[Anonymous No.18072027]

>>18071284
besides the 4 loko this actually sounds good

[Anonymous No.18072040]

>>18068481
>be a drunkard
>stomach growls
>at a friends place so don't feel comfortable making food
>get some of his super strong hot sauce in a spoon
>eat crescent ice cubes while licking the spoon

[Anonymous No.18072076]

I've used to work at Walmart some time ago, didn't have much money to myself, barely enough for the bills and food, I ate what I can describe as sliced hotdogs with melted cheese from there, also half a chicken breast with some tortillas, lost a lot of weight like that.

[Anonymous No.18072086]

>>18072040
protip: use the other half of the garlic butter to make some garlic bread toast

[Anonymous No.18072094]

>>18068734
now that is very dark.
>>18069063
how was the bowel movement after this incident
>>18069117
brutal
>>18069711
when you can't make pancake mix it's time to check yourself in
>>18070236
mirin that spoon
>>18070275
sad
>>18070299
just missing the midget, anon.

[Anonymous No.18072154]

>>18071284
I think I've had this at a restaurant before

[Anonymous No.18072168]

>>18071842
Damn same here, I thought the garlic shells one wasn't too bad. Parents still divorced though

[Anonymous No.18072199]

>>18068481
other than tv dinners which are always sad and disgusting, butter sandwich, ate it as a kid when we were broke. Next, canned sardines with a fork, no sides no crackers also as a poor kid. Most recently, grandparents brought the family to a really fucking awful resterraunt in the middle of nowhere rural Delaware, the food was straight up post-michelle obama public school food, flavorless dry tiny hamburger with 1(one) slice of cheese on it and nothing else, no veggies no sauces, and frozen fries heated up in an oven. The meal cost $15 fucking dollars, and my grandparents hyped the place up so much and really enjoyed the slop so i didnt want to complain or ask for my money back.

[Anonymous No.18072230]

one time i made "frito pie" in the throes of depression. melted a block of velveeta and mixed it with hormel canned chili and spooned it onto a pile of fritos. ate it like a piece of shit and then cried.

[Anonymous No.18072237]

>>18072230
sounds salty as fuck

[Anonymous No.18072281]

>>18068481
Not sad as far as calories are concerned, but it's terribly unhealthy and like no effort

I eat it every week probably

>make taco meat
>mix in bowl with tostitos cheese and shredded cheese
>scoop and eat with doritos.
>hate myself afterwards

[Anonymous No.18073827]

>>18071842
I used to eat these all the time in America. Sour cream and chives was the best flavor. I got sad when they discontinued them here. I know they are still in Canada.

[Anonymous No.18073942]

>>18072230
I could never cry when I was depressed. When I knew, it was when I got all the simple ingredients out to make clam chowder, as soup was easy to consume with no appetite, started frying the bacon, looked at the counter with all the ingredients, looked at the potatoes I had to dice, then just knew it wasn't going to happen.

[Anonymous No.18074151]

An entire box of pic related in one sitting. While I'll watched YouTube videos on my laptop in my trailer I would eat the whole box and felt like a disgusting fat fuck. It was the point where I was flunking online courses in college and living at home and it was 3AM in my dark kitchen with nothing but the stove light on illuminating my gut and it was my third or fourth time making it. I realized I needed to get a fucking job and a fucking clue and eventually lost like 20 pounds and never ate it again.

[Anonymous No.18074182]

>>18070826
I love eating a couple cold Otter Pops in a hot shower

[Anonymous No.18074342]

>>18069924
somebody have the one of the mean grandma on facebook? "your cookies taste like dirt!"

[Anonymous No.18074563]

>>18074151
I know a trailer park tranny who eats almost nothing but boxed mac and cheese. She's an awful person.

[Anonymous No.18074569]

As a latchkey kid, many of my meals were kinda sad growing up.

>"Mustard sandwiches" (two piece of white bread with yellow mustard)
>Cold hotdogs or bologna
>Plain oatmeal
>Canned vegetables directly from the can
>Banquet TV dinners

Occasionally, I would warm up the vegetables with some butter in the microwave and began boiling the hotdogs once I was old enough to use the stove. I made a lot of scrambled eggs, too but that's not too bad I guess.

Pic related was my least favorite thing my parents would keep stocked up for me. I use to always eat those last because they were so slimy and mushy.

[Anonymous No.18074585]

>>18071842
bro? I didn't know you posted here how's your failing marriage?

[Anonymous No.18074602]

when we lived in a motel a couple years ago at the start of the pandemic, i was hard job searching. in the mornings i'd go to the office and grab my family some pastries and i'd take some pieces of bread. i went ahead and made that toast sandwich i'd read so much about on 4chan (it's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard about it) but i didn't have salt, only stale pepper, so I don't feel I had the full experience.
did that for a month until I found a job, then we could barely maintain the price. then i got fired, and found a new job with a lot more money, and we still couldn't dig ourselves out.
i'm back to eating the cheapest crap because i can't afford to live

[Anonymous No.18075421]

>>18074585
Not married, I guess these just ruined a lot of little kids' Sundays

[Anonymous No.18075453]

[Anonymous No.18075572]

>>18068481
Proably this last thanksgiving. I made a dinner of just traditional sides since I didn't feel like making a meat for just myself. I ate alone, got drunk, and made a little plate with each dish for my miniature dachshund. I still managed to ruin the stuffing.

[Anonymous No.18075582]

>>18069776
top two are supremely based, third is what you get for joining the military

[Anonymous No.18075583]

>>18068481

Literally every dinner I cook for my family that they grab and eat alone without me.

[Anonymous No.18075641]

>>18075583
stop cooking for them. let them starve if they won't appreciate the work you put in. or just slip in some poison, whichever.

[Anonymous No.18075643]

>>18068481
Hot sauce and crackers because I was homeless and had nothing else to eat.

[Anonymous No.18075665]

>>18075643
That's sad, I hope you're doing better. I live in NYC so I see homeless people all the time and kind of became numb, but once a guy outside a grocery store asked if I could buy him a box of Ritz crackers and I felt so deeply for him I had to do it, got him a couple of apples and drinks too

[Anonymous No.18075675]

>>18069114
you're still a faggot.

[Anonymous No.18075683]

>>18075665
I'm doing a lot better nowadays. I was homeless in Oklahoma which is probably one of the worst states to be homeless in. I had to break into an abandoned house and squat in it at night just to have a safe place to sleep.

[Anonymous No.18075696]

>>18072016
damn that's a huge bowl at least it floats and you can eat right from it

[Anonymous No.18075712]

the cricket ties it all together
expired spaghetti dinner frozen meal someone at a grocery store gave me when i was homeless that i ended up throwing up an hour after eating and ended up with food poisoning.

[Anonymous No.18075716]

>>18069049
The Lord provided for you in your worst moment

He will continue to provide for you, but you must turn to him willingly.

[Anonymous No.18075721]

A room temperature hot dog without a bun or condiments, a room temperature puddle of industrial apple sauce, and a room temperature kiddie carton of milk when I spent a weekend in jail at age 17.

It was then when it finally sunk in how worthless every single human life is. That's what you're worth to the state, leftovers from a public school lunch.

[Anonymous No.18075728]

>>18068481
any meal eaten alone.
all of them

[Anonymous No.18075754]

>>18068519
Go fuck yourself you pedantic nerd, before you die FROM choking on my dick

[Anonymous No.18075759]

This is the funniest and most fucked up thread I've read in a long time. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18075776]

>>18071291
I did the same thing but I put soy sauce on it because it was the only sauce I could find

[Anonymous No.18075787]

Didn’t have any bread, jelly, or cooking knowledge, so I had a bowl of plain fritos with peanut butter on top

[Anonymous No.18075791]

>>18068481
I just tried making the anime egg rice thing with a twist and I regret it right now
>made uncle ben's microwaveable rice
>added 2 egg yolks
>bacon seasoning
>kraft parmesan
>olive oil
>black pepper
so basically an abominable combination of the anime egg rice dish and carbonara, my stomach hurts.

[Anonymous No.18075802]

>>18075791
i have done fucked up things with those rice packs
i regret nothing

[Anonymous No.18075914]

I stop eating when i get real low

[Anonymous No.18075949]

>>18075721
You're in jail retard, not a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.18075952]

>>18068499

[Anonymous No.18075958]

Ate a bowl of chocolate cake mix powder when my mom was passed out on the couch from Xanax when I was 6 or 7.

[Anonymous No.18075989]

>>18075958
I hope your life has included more success and vibrancy since your childhood.

Reminder, for everyone - there are no Gods and if there are, they don't give a fuck about you.

Cheers. Goodnight buddy

[Anonymous No.18076000]

>>18068516
OH MY GOD IT'S YOU!

[OPIATE No.18076021]

>>18068516
i do this all the time

[Anonymous No.18076029]

>>18076021
post thighs

[Anonymous No.18076043]

>>18076029
Is this the Mint Jams guy?

[Anonymous No.18076048]

>>18076043
not sure, but I'd tickle him and pull his pants down

[Anonymous No.18076055]

>>18076048
is this james from stranger things circa 1992

[Anonymous No.18076059]

>>18076055
2010

[Anonymous No.18076061]

>>18076055
apologies. I meant Twin Peaks, the Stranger Things of the 90s

[Anonymous No.18076242]

>>18070826
Based as fuck.
>sit in the bath
>eat sushi
>watch forgotten weapons on the laptop sitting on the toilet
Good times

[Anonymous No.18076404]

>>18068481
when i was a broke uni student there was a period where I was just mixing up cake mix and eating it raw without bothering to cook it

[Anonymous No.18076469]

Jam sandwiches for desert, which you eat first
Beans (cheapest kind you can get) + more bread
Spam if it's cheap for the "meat" of the meal, don't heat it up.
No veggies

That's when you've hit real low levels, at least for me.

[Anonymous No.18076552]

>>18068481
Nice dildo under the table faggot.

[Anonymous No.18076570]

>>18076552
Its a rubber vagina

[Anonymous No.18076584]

Hospital food in a mental health unit.
In the morning they give you a meal order form so you can select what you want for breakfast lunch dinner and dessert, I got there just before dinner and had to eat the random meal that they select for new arrivals that didn't get an order form, it was a fish meal with some other shit, I took one bight then went to bed hungry and tried to cry myself to sleep, they didn't stock the meds I was on so I didn't sleep at all, my lowest point.

[Anonymous No.18076606]

>>18075716
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18076634]

>>18076570
so is your dad

[Anonymous No.18076664]

>>18072016
Where did you get this picture of me on vacation?

[Anonymous No.18076671]

>>18076584
I'm sorry anon, feel better

[Anonymous No.18076678]

>>18068502
Really? You couldn't soak them in water, add spices and have savory oats?

[Anonymous No.18076693]

Every meal that I've eaten in the last 5 years

[Anonymous No.18076709]

>>18068502
>So pour he can't even afford water

[OPIATE No.18077074]

>>18076029
im not a grill

[Anonymous No.18077077]

>>18077074
thighs or gtfo

[OPIATE No.18077104]

>>18077077

[Anonymous No.18077178]

>>18076029

[Anonymous No.18077188]

>>18077178
>>18077104
>/ck/ is completely dyel

[Anonymous No.18077283]

either that time i had no money and stretched 6 packs of ramen and one can of green beans for 2 weeks... for some variety i mixed in some ketchup or mustard some days. or probably the philly cheesesteak i got from walmart cause it was on sale for $1 and it expired that day.
im in a much better place now but if i went back to that day id probably kick my ex to the curb for failing to pay rent so many times.

[Anonymous No.18077378]

>>18068516
That's not that bad, depends on the cheese.
I sometimes eat the entire wheel of cheese in one go if it's good.

[Anonymous No.18077591]

Fuck lads, I can't wait until I can start eating properly again

>>18074602
Yeah, at that point, the only real motivation one has is to simply live decently

>>18075712
>expired spaghetti dinner frozen meal someone at a grocery store gave me
The fuck

[Anonymous No.18077852]

>>18068481
Totino's frozen pizza thrown in a microwave, after spilling a dinner I spent an hour on right before that.

[Anonymous No.18077855]

>>18070099
Why do you exist

[Anonymous No.18077858]

>>18077283
>stretched 6 packs of ramen and one can of green beans for 2 weeks
Shit mate, I assume you went without food for some of those days, then?

[Anonymous No.18079113]

raw instant pancake mix in a cereal bowl
rice, corn and too much pineapple curry as a meal
a tomato, one brocolli and a single strip of chicken
I've gotten better

[Anonymous No.18079142]

>>18068481
I once had a dry block of ramen for dinner because my housemates and their friends had taken over the kitchen for the evening and i really did not want to interact with them

[Anonymous No.18079157]

There was one time when I had no money at all. I had been eating instant noodles and bread for a few weeks, but for one day, I had nothing left except an expired 'boil in the bag' rice, and an expired jar of 'korma' curry sauce so for that day, I had no breakfast, no lunch and then for dinner I had the two items. I overcooked the rice, and the sauce was really disgusting, cheap tasting and nothing like a korma at all. so I had this really mushy gooey rice and a horrible curry sauce with no meat, no vegetables, nothing in it. I remember thinking, this is fucked. So I swallowed my pride the next day and asked for money from my brother, who obliged.

[Anonymous No.18079162]

>>18068481
Prison food, sandwiches in particular.

[Anonymous No.18079165]

>>18079142
I know that feeling all too fucking well. That feeling is the reason I'm a skeleton even though I've been "bulking" for 2 years.

[Anonymous No.18079175]

Cup of noodles, actually one time all I had was a box of noodles and spices and tried to make a soup, did not work. Was watery noodles that were very spicy

[Anonymous No.18079183]

>>18068481
I was sick with a flu, possibly covid and I ran out of butane for the kitchen, it was sunday so I couldn't get a canister and I put frozen chicken tenders in a toaster with a dash of olive oil. It was disgusting but I was really hungry.

[Anonymous No.18079196]

>>18077858
i was able to portion it out to the point where i ate every day. most days i was even hungrier after my "meal" so i had to chug water just to have something in me.

[Anonymous No.18079407]

>>18079196
Nice that you're doing better, anon

[Anonymous No.18079490]

>>18068481

[Anonymous No.18079517]

>>18068481
For some reason, unless I cook Mujadarra exactly right, it drains me of energy while I eat it.

[Anonymous No.18080549]

>>18068481
>plantar fasciitis
>depressing meal
>in the garage or basement
>big ass bug died in water
>fleshlight/dildo
>GW2 of all game boxes
you love pain don't you. i can relate.

[Anonymous No.18080589]

Man, I came to /ck/ for the first time in months for some keks and you guys do me like this

[Anonymous No.18080594]

bowl of pasta with ketchup

[Anonymous No.18080643]

>>18068481
Sad as in depressing?
Was in poverty mode for a few weeks several years back.
I had 3 days where all I could eat were hashbrowns on muffin halves with some ketchup on them.

Meal that made me sad was 2 Christmases ago
Lost my mother the year before, first Christmas alone, made a real effort to occupy myself and ended up with a huge meal that could have fed 4 easy, only managed to take a few bites and had the rest on sandwiches the day after.

[Anonymous No.18080676]

>>18069377
based

[Anonymous No.18080706]

>>18071307
Because it's nasty. Eat your food in your car in secret if you want to get away from your wife man.

[Anonymous No.18081352]

Bump.

[Ballsinjaws No.18081370]

>>18068887
Dawg I would fucking kms if that would've happened

[Anonymous No.18081380]

>>18068481
A packet of dextrosol, those fast acting sugar tablets for diabetus idiots who take too much insulin and need to up their bloodsugar. I do not hane diabetus.

[Anonymous No.18081444]

>>18075802
if you're poor or lazy you can dump them in a bowl with canned fish and mix it up with a little sauce

[Anonymous No.18081459]

>>18068481
I would eat a small bag of cool ranch Doritos and I would dip them in mustard while sitting by myself at the cafeteria in high school

[Anonymous No.18081480]

>>18076000
that's pound cake

[Anonymous No.18082176]

>>18069890
Who the fuck goes for a head of salad when they are drunk? Thats when you rob the fridge of ALL the salami, bacon and anything pickled.

[Anonymous No.18082189]

>>18068499
Feels overdone, honestly. It feels like it's deliberately trying to become the next shrekhand.

[Anonymous No.18082233]

>>18068481
fish and mac tv dinner is the best one
i'd buy them if i could find them

[Anonymous No.18082266]

slice of old bread with a slice of ham and cheese on it
idk even when I eat about ten of those I wont feel saturated

[Anonymous No.18082283]

how does half the meals in this thread even happen. if you're ever at the point where you are so poor you're eating meals like this shit, just go to a grocery store and steal some food jesus christ. dumpster dive, pull yourself up by your bootstraps

[Anonymous No.18082288]

>>18069294
>remove fat

add rice to the beef so it soaks up the fat, you fucking sissy. then add the spices

if you remove fat from mince you are gay

[Anonymous No.18082402]

>>18075776
looks like shit coming out of a butt

[Anonymous No.18082595]

>>18080594
The pasta was cooked though right?

[Anonymous No.18082612]

>>18082402
how so?

[Anonymous No.18082642]

>>18070230
How is it southern comfort Eggnog if it's alcohol free?

[Anonymous No.18082644]

>>18070308
Plain Deenz as in just in the oil or whatever, or do they really sell just deenz in a can? I've never seen those

I've had fresh deenz though, they're pretty good and not too expensive, even from the fishmonger down the road who charges £70 for a two pound lobster

[Anonymous No.18082654]

>>18076059
his little brother died

[Anonymous No.18082692]

>>18070162
go easy on him, he's used to that stuff being the high peak of comedy at reddit

[Anonymous No.18082769]

>>18068481
when I was 19 I would eat white rice and diet mountain dew for about 2/3s of the meals I would eat in a week. always made my daily or every other day "real" meal taste way better and saved me money

[Anonymous No.18082951]

thbis is a tough question. i will comb tghed archives.

[Anonymous No.18083404]

>>18068481
Funeral cannoli and a Stewart's orange cream soda.

[Anonymous No.18083451]

>>18068552
I just had a struggle burrito similar to yours for dinner. Ended up being so greasy that most of it fell out.
I ate alone because all of my family is visiting my dying grandpa at the hospital and I stayed home to take care of things.

[Anonymous No.18083512]

a piece of toast i shared with my dog while my mom was detoxing off methadone and trying to kill herself

[Anonymous No.18083520]

I ate all this in one sitting when I was really fucked up one night

[Anonymous No.18083538]

>>18075958
lol id eat spaghettiOs out the can when my parents where passed out on xanax and methadone

[Anonymous No.18083552]

>>18083520
This may have been my lowest however. It’s breaded chicken patties out of a bag microwaved with cheap Walmart bread and string cheese microwaved on it, along with microwaved ramen noodles thrown on it

[Anonymous No.18083580]

stale nachos, shredded cheese, and Crunchy Chili Onion from Trader Joe's. It was late at night and I was still hungry but had nothing that was ready to go and my dad was sleeping.

[Anonymous No.18083777]

>>18083580
looks good

>>18083552
uh oh

[Anonymous No.18083796]

>>18082642
It's shitty eggnog is what it is. Your local brand is going to be much, much better. I fucking love eggnog and that shit is unpalatable. Remarkably gross.

[Anonymous No.18083861]

>>18082189
the dildo and gw2 is too far. also the glass of water should have had a fly instead.

[Anonymous No.18083865]

>>18075754
>nig
>no drip
>gross hair
>piercings
kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18084585]

>>18081480
I have some bad news for you. Also, notice what the black arrow is pointing at. >she has another block waiting.

[Anonymous No.18084613]

Got a night shift job at a grocery store right after high school. Would buy a package of the deli nuggies and get home around 5:30am before just scarfing them down cold. Anytime I tried to heat them up I'd get screamed at for being noisy ):

[Anonymous No.18084917]

when i was OTR trucker i got those ramen cuponoodles, but didn't want to bother going inside to use the microwave, so i just poured water over it and let it sit for a couple minutes.

[Anonymous No.18084959]

>>18068481
Probablymicrowavedcupramenwithoutanythingaddedtoit.ifuckingloveramenbutifyoudontevencrackanegginthereorhaveastovetopavaliabletodoutontgatshitisfuckingmiserable.

[Anonymous No.18085471]

>>18068481

HOYL FUCK THE LONGER YOU LOOK A T IT THE MORE CURSED IT GETS AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18085508]

>>18068481
When I was 14 I was a fat lard and I used to boil pasta at night. No sauces, no toppings, nothing. Added ketchup occasionally but that was it. God I hate being fat

[Anonymous No.18085533]

My mom was a shit cook but had to learn after my dad died. I started learning a year later and surpassed her pretty quick, but soon enough she had some good fundamentals and was determined to make me a really good dinner for my 22nd birthday. Being summer there was a lot of good shit in season but I settled on surf and turf with roasted veg, I knew she could make it pretty well. We were both kind of a mess at the time, depressed and whatnot, but she knew I still was able to enjoy a good meal and be happy about it so she tried really hard to make it perfect. I was on a bigger binge than I think she knew, I just remember the smells of cooking vaguely waking me up a few times, then a knock on the door of and a plate of food being handed to me on the bed. Sirloin, shrimp, 2 lobster tails, garlic mash and roasted veg. It was all amazing looking and perfect but I could barely sit up. I took a bite or two of everything and just kind of slumped the plate on the corner of the bed and said something like I'll eat in a minute I just tired. Last thing I remember before flopping back down on the bed was the great big smile disappearing from my mom's face and her saying "oh no" in the most disappointed way.
I woke up something I'm guessing like 4 hours later because she was apparently in her room sleeping. The plate was where I left it, cold but intact. I scarfed it down pretty quickly but I mean it wasnt my best meal, certainly not the meal she slaved to make me. I dont know if she heard me eating or crying or both but she started crying herself. I licked the fucking plate clean but we didn't speak until morning. I got help for my alcoholism soon after that, but she got lung cancer in December and was dead by my next birthday. Now I'm back to smoking and drinking myself to an early death that at this rate will happen in my early 40s.
That was a sad dinner.

[Anonymous No.18085610]

Dollar store burrito with dollar store tater tots. I always looked down on my grandmother (and just old people in general) who do the bulk of their grocery shopping there. But since I was extremely strapped for cash at the time, I figured "Maybe I was just being a stuffy kid. If the food is edible, it doesn't matter how cheap it is."

...And then it came time to actually try it. Inside of the burrito had the appearance and consistency of diarrhea, which shouldn't have come as any surprise but did. Oh but the tater tots are decent at least, right? Can't mess up something so simple. Nope, garbage too. First time, last time. Also gave me (slightly) more respect for Walmart brand food and McDonald's.