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Are eggs miracle food?

>cheap
>easy to cook
>doesn't spoil easily
>nutritious
>can help with hangovers
>TASTY

>> No.18060791

I love eggs! I eat like 14 hard-boiled each day for breakfast every day!

>> No.18060793

I love eggs! I eat like 28 hard-boiled each day for breakfast every day!

>> No.18060795

I love eggs so much I have posted in both currently active threads on the matter

>> No.18061291

I love eggs! I eat like 56 hard-boiled each day for breakfast every day and then shit my guts out before my arteries clog up but first I die from my own sulfurous fart stench

>> No.18061302

I love eggs! I eat like ALL THE EGGS each day for breakfast every day!

>> No.18061323

I love eggs! I make my hookups eat every egg I have in my fridge every weekend!

>> No.18061339

this thread reeks of eggfarts!

>> No.18061360

>>18060785
Yes.

>> No.18061373

I love eggs! I eat like 74 hard-boiled each day for breakfast every day each day every day for breakfast every day!

>> No.18061758

I can eat fifty eggs.

>> No.18062941

>>18061758
Into your ass?

>> No.18062950
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>>18061339

>> No.18064203

>>18061758
But can you eat 5 dozen eggs?

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18064211

>>18060791
>>18060793
>>18060795
>>18061291
>>18061291
>>18061302
>>18061323
>>18061339
>>18061373
>>18061758
Witness

>> No.18064220

>>18060785
I'm sad they don't make organic vegan non-gmo eggs inside a crackable shell.

>> No.18064228

>>18061339
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

why can't they make cholesterol free eggs?
why can't they make truly free range eggs?
why can't they make truly cage free eggs?
why can't they make truly cruelty free eggs?

They could, but they are so damn greedy.

>> No.18065086

>>18064211
>Including people in the screencap who ask to be put in it
Based and wholesomepilled.

>> No.18065097

>>18064228
Dietary cholesterol isn't bad for you. In fact it's extremely important for hormone production and is a large constituent component in cell walls. It only gets stuffed in artery walls because macrophages scoop up the lipoproteins you damaged by eating shit food all your life.

>> No.18065148

I love eggs! Whenever i go for drives out into the country I look for fresh egg signs and buy myself a dozen. Nothing beats fresh free range eggs from some random family's backyard.

>> No.18065232

>>18064228
>why can't they make cholesterol free eggs?
Because cholesterol is good for you.

>why can't they make truly free range eggs?
>why can't they make truly cage free eggs?
>why can't they make truly cruelty free eggs?
The eggs I buy from my local farmer are all of these things. You're not looking hard enough.

>> No.18065766

>>18060785
yeah there's a reason lizards don't even cook em just eat em whole.

>> No.18065817

>>18060791
t. gaston

>> No.18066730

>>18065148
>a dozen
Pathetic.

>> No.18068407

>>18060785
Yes. We need more egg worship threads instead of goyslop shill-pools.