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Anonymous Fri Jul 1 03:54:53 2022 No.18051830 [Reply] [Original]

Oh you slightly undercooked me? prepare to die

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 03:56:33 2022 No.18051835 >>18051830 I think that's only true for kidney beans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 03:59:08 2022 No.18051842 >>18051835 I've been eating raw kidney beans for years with no ill effects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 04:14:21 2022 No.18051881 >>18051830 >>18051835 OP's mother here, he just died from kidney failure, RIP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 04:32:59 2022 No.18051928 >>18051830 OP just saved my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 04:35:40 2022 No.18051932 >>18051830 You can soak them and eat them raw, silly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 04:56:25 2022 No.18051971 File: 260 KB, 864x474, Fugu_in_Tank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Think you're pretty good with that knife, huh? Well, think again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 05:17:32 2022 No.18052038 >>18051971 Chadfish

Anonymous Fri Jul 1 05:18:48 2022 No.18052043
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>>18051835
>>18051830
>>18051971
>eat fugu AND lentils and kidney beans, butchered and prepared by someone who has no idea how to cook
>the three of them fight over who gets to kill me
>they all kill eachother
>no harm to me whatsoever

Problem, FDA?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 05:55:40 2022 No.18052162 >cook lentils perfectly once >keep chasing that high forever, destroying my bowels each and every time honestly anything but red lentils has no reason to exist on the market, it's just bait to give you the shits

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 05:57:22 2022 No.18052171 >>18051842 Anon. You don't know what happened? Where you are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 06:01:11 2022 No.18052180 >>18052162 sounds like you're just not very good at cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 06:07:30 2022 No.18052199 lentils are hard to cook?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 06:25:13 2022 No.18052256 >>18052199 No, unless you find boiling water difficult

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 07:03:52 2022 No.18052348 Sometimes when I cook lentils I'll eat a few to test if they're done yet. I've been doing this for years now. Death is imminent?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 10:27:49 2022 No.18052684 >>18052180 I just can't be arsed to soak them for half a day each time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 10:35:02 2022 No.18052704 >>18052684 you don't have to ever hear of a pressure cooker

Anonymous Fri Jul 1 10:38:26 2022 No.18052713
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>>18051830
Lentils are not the slightest bit toxic. Some beans contain a lectin called phytohaemagglutinin, which is toxic. It's particularly high in kidney beans, which is why they need to be soaked and cooked thoroughly. It's not very toxic though, if you do not properly cook your beans you're most likely only going to get some stomach issues that night and maybe the next day. It is possible to die from it in very high doses. Lentils and peas contain none of this lectin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 10:39:33 2022 No.18052714 >>18051881 Proof?

Anonymous Fri Jul 1 10:44:10 2022 No.18052725
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>>18052162
>>18052180
>>18052684
It's not the cooking that's giving you the shits, there's no toxin in lentils. Lentils contain carbohydrates called oligosaccharides which may ferment in your gut, which gives gas and bad shits. There's nothing wrong with the way they have been prepared if this happens, this just occurs in certain individuals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 11:47:46 2022 No.18052828 >>18052725 never implied they were toxic, they just give you the nastiest shits unless soaked in water and fully cooked

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 11:54:34 2022 No.18052841 File: 407 KB, 418x806, thinkinboutbeans3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i just like beans

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:07:59 2022 No.18053181 >>18051971 its less of the knife, and more of being able to identify the parts, iirc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbV08ykKTM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:19:54 2022 No.18053219 >>18052684 Lentils take like 30 minutes to cook in a normal pot without soaking, that's beans you're thinking of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:22:48 2022 No.18053226 File: 76 KB, 1200x675, okra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051830 >Oh you slightly undercooked me? prepare to die Fixed it for you, OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 14:23:24 2022 No.18053230 File: 180 KB, 750x902, 1638377777218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] them feels when your lentil induced poo pile clears the water in the toilet by an inch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 15:57:42 2022 No.18053595 >>18051971 I posted a LONG time back where I cooked fugu in lemon and butter. It's very bland. Also, it's only venomous at certain times of the year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 16:06:12 2022 No.18053612 >>18053219 green lentils don't I legit put them on the stove for 50 minutes and they were still al dente

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