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18048593 No.18048593 [Reply] [Original]

what is your order

>> No.18048598

>>18048593
One large Hawaiian and a dozen hot wings, por favor.

>> No.18048600

>>18048593
One of those pizzas like in porn where a horny delivery girl wants sexy times for a tip

>> No.18048604

>>18048593
howdy amiga
gimme an extra large deep dish with fried okra, onion rings, brisket, and cajun sausage
no ma'am i don't tip this is texas

>> No.18048642

>>18048593
yes, hello pizzeria, I would like to be of having large thin four seasons, peperooni jalapanoo, salami onion, green peper mushroom green olive, sausage meatball mushroom.

>> No.18048647

>>18048642
Oh, and I almost forget, please to be of cutting 10 slice pie and square.

>> No.18048974

pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives

ADVERTISING CAUSES NEED

>> No.18048977

one large pizza please
garlic bread
soda

>> No.18048976

>>18048593
Large pepperoni with extra cheese.

>> No.18048978
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18048978

Last time i ordered pizza i got this
Not even once

>> No.18048998

ummmmm can i get a hawaian deep dish with extra cheese aaaaaaaa

>> No.18049013

>>18048593
Lemme get an XL cheese pizza, gimme two cokes and some creamy garlic dip.

>> No.18049036
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18049036

>>18048593
Lobster mac & cheese
Tuna nicoise salad
Prime rib au jus, Horseradish sauce on the side
Two strawberry daiquiri
Gallon of water

>> No.18049057

an extra medium half thin crust half stuffed crust

>> No.18049060

>>18048593
uh yeah ill have uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.18049072
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18049072

Hey anon, here's your order... the usual, right?
That'll be 19.95, plus tip!

>> No.18049074

>>18048593
Just a margarita for me please babe

>> No.18049077

>>18049074
Margarita is just a pepperoni that they haven't finished making yet.

>> No.18049081

>>18049072
Here's a twenty, my man. Keep the change.

>> No.18049343
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18049343

>>18048593
Can I have a cheeseburger?

>> No.18049397

>>18049072
> the usual
I'm a tall guy with wide shoulders and long hair, you cannot miss me when I'm in your field of vision, I'm easily recognizable.
That's good and all until all the wagies in my area become familiar with my appearance and start calling me by my name.

>> No.18049454

>>18048593
Pineapple and ham please! :)

>> No.18049476

pizza

>> No.18049505

>>18048593
Can i have a large pepperoni, for the base can i get a dough leavened from a yeast culture that was sampled from your vagina, thatll be all. Whats the total?

>> No.18049508

>>18048593
Largest combination you got maybe double layer like a pizza pie add spice like jalapenos and pineapple. Cheese stuffed crust and some beer and soda for the kids. Fat blunt before and get started on the drinking early. Nap time follows such a wonderful nap time

>> No.18049509

>>18048593
boneless please

>> No.18049510

>>18048593
And if that's really a girl maybe I'll eat it while I wait but before I start drinking. Till afterwards when she's oversensitive and squirming away from you but you just keep going because it's funny and wonderful.

>> No.18049512

>>18048593
Hey there can I get a large thin crust spinach and pepperoni pizza cooked well done.

Thank you

>> No.18049514
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>>18048593
i-is your r-refridgerador running haha

>> No.18049523 [DELETED] 

>>18048593
I'd buy her a pizza and pay extra to watch her eat the whole thing and feed me the results after she's done cooking it inside her, if you know what I mean!

>> No.18049527 [DELETED] 

>>18049077
>fresh basil, fresh mozz and fresh tomato
>"pepperoni"
Flyover proves how dumb he is.

>> No.18049580

yeah uh what is the number for jets pizza pleese

>> No.18049597
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>>18048593
No toppings pizza, please.

>> No.18049606

>>18049523
I don't, please elaborate on that.

>> No.18049625

>>18049514
yes.

>> No.18049626

BOOBA!
*click*

>> No.18049631

>>18049072
I paid $100 on the app, homey. I'm not a poorfag from Europe, so glad to help out.

>> No.18049635

>>18048593
I'll have two number 9's , a number 9 large , a number 6 with extra dip , a number 7 , two number 45's one with cheeeeeseeee and a large SODA.

>> No.18049683
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>>18049625
well you bedder catch it! HAHA

>> No.18049979

>>18048978
Looks like a smoker's lung.

>> No.18050086
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>>18048593
can... I hab your... your phone number?

>> No.18050131

>>18048593
one pizza please

>> No.18050309
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>>18048600
did you want anything in addition to the pizzas, anon?

>> No.18050319

>>18050309
Y-you too...

>> No.18050545

>>18048598
>there is cyanide in the pineapple

here you go anon

>> No.18050558

>>18049013
>XL cheese pizza
Stop

>> No.18050599

>>18048593
Ayo, one small marinara with extra garlic and one bottle of bubbly water. Thx.

Would kill for that right now.

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18051023

>>18049683
YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH I'LL KILL YOU NEVER CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN MY FRIEND WORKS FOR THE POLICE

>> No.18051062

>>18048593
Can I get uuuuh. Ummmm. A large... A large pie-pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and..... ummm how about onions and green peppers. Yeah........
Oh yeah, and extra sauce please.

>> No.18051214

Chicken bacon ranch please

>> No.18051228

Pepperoni Sausage Anchovies and Jalepenos for me

>> No.18051856

>>18049343
Sure

>> No.18051937

>>18048593
Hi this is Jenny we're having a sorority pledge hazing tonight and we need a large combo pizza delivered here by your hunkiest driver.

>> No.18051941

>Extra large extra mushrooms extra cheese and a garlic sauce

>> No.18051952

can I get one extra large with extra extra extra cheese and extra extra extra anchovies by the way I'll be paying by check

>> No.18052404

lemme get a spicy lovers pizza and go to wing stop and get me some ranch wagie

>> No.18052427
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>>18050545
there's some form of acid in every fruit

>> No.18052975

>>18049077
Pepperoni is for children. Enjoy your discs of grease

>> No.18052984

>>18049510
Based stroke poster

>> No.18052992

>>18049072
>opening the pizza box at your door
“thank you very much, but could you change the box”

>> No.18053153
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18053153

>>18048593
one large deenz pizza with extra deenz, please

>> No.18053710

>>18053153
nigga u nasty

>> No.18053715

>>18048593
One medium large, uh, dark pizza.

>> No.18053722

>>18048974
based system poster

>> No.18053855
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>>18050309
My god look at the size of those two pizzas

>> No.18053864

>>18051214
do they even make that in pizza form

>> No.18053871

>>18053864
do you live in ethiopia?

>> No.18053888

hi um. can i do a medium thin crust with mushrooms and um. green olives. yeah. thank you. no, that's it. thamk you. *hangs up* *starts crying*

>> No.18053906

>>18048593
I would like one fast food thread please

>> No.18053940

>>18048593
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.18055356

>>18053871
worse, Detroit

>> No.18055582

>>18048978
What the fuck am I even looking at
Its like that picture where you cant distinguish the dog face until staring at it for a while

>> No.18055601

>>18048978
That looks like the inside of a horseshoe crab

>> No.18055845

>>18049072
thanks doc

>> No.18055864

>>18049081
BASED

>> No.18056000

>>18049505
and people say cooming isnt bad

>> No.18056003

>>18048593
I'll have a large canadian bacon and pineapple pizza, regular sauce, regular crust, with extra cheese and the three-cheese blend

>> No.18057195

>>18048593
"Pizzeria"? Oh shit I thought this was Dominos
>Hang up

>> No.18058391
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18058391

>>18048593
Chicago style thin with just sausage. I have a can of anchovies at home. Mine are better than yours. And toss in a large fried calamari with some marinara and a couple lemon wedges.

>> No.18058435

>>18048974
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie!
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy!

>> No.18060036

>>18048593
california style margherita with buffalo chicken, pineapple, artichoke, mozzarella and asiago