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>try this cheese its 'cholesterol free'
>so its vegan?
>its.... *~*cholesterol free*~*
>vegan
>*̥˚ cholesterol free *̥˚
>[check packaging]
>[its vegan]

alternatively

>put 'cholesterol free' on every single vegan food to make it seem 'healthier' even if its literal oil

>> No.18044252

Less makey threads, more takey meds.

>> No.18044256

>>18044249
at my age i am impervious to all forms of advertisement

>> No.18044260

>>18044256
thats called autism and its based

>> No.18044264

>>18044252
>noticing annoying things in life is mental illness and requires meds to fix
>dont question big Brand, just buy product and take meds

>> No.18044389
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>>18044249
>"dairy free"
>contains: milk
how is this legal

>> No.18044394

>>18044389
>"dairy/gluten/soy free-"
>"haha jk we think all these dumb gimmick diets are fake and gay, eat your food asshole"
i get that some people really do go on faggy fad diets, and people like to cover the boxes with faff just to look good, but i actually know people with serious allergies and this shit always pisses in my ass mad

>> No.18044438
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A while ago certain sausages in Norway were marketed as "wurst", like garlic wurst or grill wurst, to make them seem more fancy and interesting. Of course wurst is only german for sausage and there was nothing special about these sausages.

>> No.18044447

>>18044438
sounds like they made the wurst marketing decision possible

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>>18044447

>> No.18044580
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18044580

>>18044447
FUCK OFF

>> No.18044611

>>18044252
No I will not consume your goymeds pharmashill.

>> No.18044616

>>18044264
Correct.

>> No.18044629

>>18044616
dont you have pills to take, wine to drink, and a gym membership to pay for and not go to?

>> No.18044753

>>18044249
The human condition is one of the most important problems in the world. The human condition is one of the leading causes of pollution. Solving the human condition has been top priority for many scientists. This man, Shekel Goldensberg, has solved the human condition and impressed even the renowned human condition researcher and scientist Gobbels Shekelsberg. The heat of the global warming arising from the human condition cooks the eggs.

>> No.18044812

>>18044629
Nope. Just you to trigger.

>> No.18044830

>>18044753
Post of the year

>> No.18045098

>>18044394
>people really do go on faggy fad diets
No. You mean
>women and faggy homosexual men really do go on faggy fad diets
Straight men and non-faggy homos dgaf about fad diets.

>> No.18045147

>>18044249
>No chemicals.
>Natural

>> No.18045242

>JUST Egg
>contains no egg

>> No.18045250

>>18045242
>JUST fuck my shit up

>> No.18045258

>>18045242
You should sue

>> No.18045296

>>18044252
Fpbp. Op really be out here complaining about vegan cheese and health food. Dude atleast needs therapy if he won't take his meds.

>> No.18045607

>>18045296
>vegan
>health food
had your 12th serving of bread yet, citizen?

>> No.18045613

>>18045098
>no true scotsman

>> No.18045702

>>18045296
You might have down syndrome and not know it.