/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18042250]

>A fully intact vintage Burger King was found behind a wall at the Concord Mall in Wilmington, DE. This photo was snapped by Jonathon Pruitt April of 2022.

[Anonymous No.18042257]

>>18042250
Fuck, that makes me feel really itchy for some reason.

[Anonymous No.18042259]

>>18042250
Just goes to show you how fucking lazy and worthless boomers are. Loose an entire piece of real estate because you never bothered to do anything but collect rent. Oh well, just charge more for your remaining locations now that the market is smaller.

[Anonymous No.18042276]

>>18042250
imagine the smell

>>18042257
that's the vax doing it's job

[Anonymous No.18042284]

I wonder how the lights are still working

[Anonymous No.18042287]

>>18042250
So we've reached the point of our history that we're discovering abandoned sites.

[Anonymous No.18042290]

>>18042284
malls are all wired up to a central switching room. The room is like 12 feet of switches going up the wall so nobody fucks with it since these faggots are too cheap to keep a maintenance staff.

[Anonymous No.18042294]

>>18042284
about 1/3 of abandoned places I explored in my youth still had electricity. its a very minimal cost compared to demolishing the place, as someone may want to buy the property eventually

[Anonymous No.18042301]

>>18042250
Looks way too clean to have been abandoned long.

[Anonymous No.18042308]

>>18042250
Those plants did well.

[Anonymous No.18042312]

>>18042301
abandoned buildings aren't always derelict, especially if they're part of larger complexes that are still in use, as they'll still receive intermittent care (lights are still on)

[Anonymous No.18042313]

>>18042301
Manager probably forgot to sever the contract with the Burger Domovoy

[Anonymous No.18042328]

>>18042284
I'm a construction electrician and this shit happens all the time. We moved into new offices/warehouse once and I was told to go around and replace the old light fixtures. When I got into the ceiling first, it was weird because the building was two stories tall but usually the area above the office front to a warehouse is dead space. The space above the ceiling was way too small, though.
We rented a lift and cut a hole through the upper half of the wall in the warehouse, and there was a whole finished office space that had just been sealed off and drywalled over. The lights were on, too, so we figured we had just accidentally cut into some other company's office like a bunch of retards.
When we finally got in touch with the landlord, it turned out the place was built with mezzanine office level and for whatever reason the previous tenants just demolished the staircase and boarded it over. We opened it up and used it as a storage area, but fuck that was weird to discover.

[Anonymous No.18042329]

>>18042250
>WOOOOAH WOAH WOAH WOAHH
>HOLD THE TELEPHONE
>IS THAT A HECKING............?
>LIMINAL SPACE!!
>I I HECKING LOVE LIMINAL SPACES SO MUCH LIKE THE BACKROOMS IT'S SO SCARY WTFWTF WHO KNOOOWS WHAT COULD BE IN THERE WOWOOWOWOOOWEEE

[Anonymous No.18042335]

>>18042308
the mothman made sure to come water the plants

[Anonymous No.18042340]

>>18042312
I'm not talking about water pouring from the ceiling/ceiling tiles coming down. Look at the surfaces, the leaves of the fake plants and the garbage bag near it, there doesn't seem to be a layer of dust anywhere. If it's cleaned from time to time then it's not abandoned.

[Anonymous No.18042351]

>>18042287
underrated

[Anonymous No.18042356]

>>18042340
More likely is that they'd done some cleanup before the photo was taken

[Anonymous No.18042362]

>>18042328
>the previous tenants just demolished the staircase and boarded it over
Sure they weren't growing dope there ?

[Anonymous No.18042375]

>>18042362
It didn't smell too bad beyond the burnt dust on the lights and heaters, which were connected to the warehouse circuit, and there was literally no way into it without cutting a hole in the wall.

[Anonymous No.18042382]

>>18042362
No that’s just typical stupid boomer behavior. They’re not gonna put actual effort into anything. The idea is to minimize liability as much as possible, Find a way to make it somebody else’s responsibility. Boomers being stupid and wasteful is how they negotiate.

[Anonymous No.18042404]

>>18042382
The running theory was, since the previous tenants were a chocolate distributor, it was supposed to cut down on cooling and air-conditioning costs in the warehouse.

[Anonymous No.18042429]

>>18042382
Removing stairs/walling of sections seems like a lot of effort.
>>18042404
Wouldn't locking the door of that floor achieve more or less the same effect?

[Anonymous No.18042439]

>>18042340
>there doesn't seem to be a layer of dust anywhere
Why would there be?
If it's sealed off, then nothing's in there to create the dust.

[Anonymous No.18042445]

>>18042329
It’s okay anon, we’re anonymous on 4chan, we can all still like liminal spaces without being embarrassed that tiktokers do too

[Anonymous No.18042446]

>>18042382
>le boomers r so stoopid
Jesus Christ give it a rest with this shit you obsessed retard.

[Anonymous No.18042452]

>>18042429
When temperature control is such a large expenditure, you seal off as thoroughly as possible. I work for a printshop, and heating/cooling is insane costs for us

[Anonymous No.18042453]

>>18042439
It isnt airtight, there's a suspended ceiling, air vents, ducts etc, lots of possible dust sources.

[Anonymous No.18042456]

>>18042429
It was a mezzanine office area, so the access was through a stairwell in the warehouse up to an open balcony. Knocking out the stairwell and just drywalling over the thing probably struck them as a good quick fix and also opened up a bit of floor space.

[Anonymous No.18042457]

>>18042452
That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.18042481]

>>18042453
>Air vents ducts
Why would these be in use though?

[Anonymous No.18042488]

>>18042481
Automated systems, ducts which transit the area to other sections of the mall, etc. Vibrations, man.

[Anonymous No.18042490]

>>18042250
Kek is this American archaeology? Finding long lost burger joints? Unearthing the deep fryer?
>Narrator: under another layer of dust a truly remarkable discovery: a fully functional McD ice cream machine

[Anonymous No.18042542]

>>18042490
It would be cool to find a fully-functional deep fryer and an ice cream machine, what would not be cool is figuring out how to get it home without anyone noticing.

[Anonymous No.18042561]

>>18042542
For thieves burger kimg becomes their... tomb!

[Anonymous No.18042572]

It was a real hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.18042575]

>>18042250
I love how their is still a surviving plant in there, that's beautyful!

[Anonymous No.18042577]

>>18042575
It's plastic king of retards

[Anonymous No.18042580]

>>18042250
Somebody must have been watering that fake plant then. Plastic explodes after a couple years of neglect.

[Anonymous No.18042583]

>>18042250
Ceiling fans? That spreads the covid molecules.

[Anonymous No.18042595]

>>18042577
no i could tell

[Anonymous No.18042608]

>>18042583
Do not lie

[Anonymous No.18042618]

>>18042561
>this summer
pan across desert
>in a world
brendan fraiser pops his head out of the sand
>where burgers are bucks
cut to street in san francisco littered with litter and homeless
>is one man
cut back to brendan fraiser with a torch clearing cobwebs
>on a mission to bring destiny
he says "found it"
>home for dinner
cut to black, earth shattering fart noise
>The Curse of the Kang
>rated R

[Anonymous No.18042639]

>>18042618
Kino

[Anonymous No.18042644]

>>18042618
Kek fund it

[Anonymous No.18042659]

>>18042572
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.18042702]

Do you think they still serve the cini minis

[Anonymous No.18042731]

Any pictures of the skeletons of the workers? I want to see their vintage uniforms.

[Anonymous No.18042741]

>>18042618

[Anonymous No.18042756]

>>18042618
rated Hard R

[Anonymous No.18042889]

>>18042731
The uniforms were repossessed before the workers were locked into the freezer

[Anonymous No.18042896]

>>18042250
That's not what they look like anymore? Haven't been inside since I was a child

[Anonymous No.18042916]

We should have a board for exploring abandoned places.

[Anonymous No.18042930]

>>18042446
Yeah, millenials are ruining generational discourse! You're supposed to insult downwards you avocado toast eating car haters.

When beef is too expensive because of boomerconomics I'm gonna Great Leap Forward and cannibalize the elderly.

[Anonymous No.18042931]

>>18042250
Masterpiece from stranger things

[Anonymous No.18042934]

>>18042916
It's called /out/.

[Anonymous No.18042944]

>>18042250
That era is gone, or is it? Start hiring people and turn it around.

[Anonymous No.18042945]

>>18042934
fuck /out/ they're snitches with little humor

[Anonymous No.18042996]

>>18042250
this is what they took from you

[Anonymous No.18043034]

>>18042250
how is there so little dust on the surfaces?

[Anonymous No.18043038]

>>18042446
They blasted slander about millenials on their stupid fucking cable news networks since the moment we were born. I won't stop slandering the boomers until the day I die, I hope when our generation dies out they are known as the "worthless generation".

[Anonymous No.18043041]

>>18043034
Being staged will do that.

[Anonymous No.18043045]

>>18042916
>>18042934
It used to be called /x/ before the schizos took over. I miss urban exploration threads.

[Anonymous No.18043053]

>>18042889
>be BK wagie
>Aaron says its closing time and to put back the rest of the fries
>go into the freezer
>door closes and locks behind you
>Aaron assumed you left already
>freeze to death
>through a sheer miracle, you're thawed out decades later and revived
>the world has turned to absolute shit and Aaron is 73

[Anonymous No.18043061]

>>18043053
>Aaron has a wife, three children, two grandchildren, and owns four investment properties
>your driver's license is expired and your car was crushed into a cube decades ago

[Anonymous No.18043072]

>>18043053
Get social security with an 18 year old's body you cuck. You've got it made. I'm considering doing something similar but I have to iron out the kinks.

[Anonymous No.18043077]

>>18043061
>resume no longer good enough to get back your old burger flipping job

[Anonymous No.18043109]

>>18043077
>Retirement account has appreciated
>Dollar has depreciated more
>Everyone has a computer in their pocket but doesn't know how to use it
>You no longer know what words mean

[Anonymous No.18043118]

>>18043109
>all of your investments were in Pets.com

[Anonymous No.18043160]

>>18043109
>Burger King decides to give you a place to stay in for publicity
>it's a studio apartment in a culturally diverse neighborhood

[Anonymous No.18043162]

>>18043118
>.com bubble burst
>Internet's bigger than ever
>That faggot Jeremy that you made fun of for investing in that stupid rainbow apple company now lives in a flying yacht

[Anonymous No.18043230]

>>18043162
>But lo! A light among the darkness!
>Your mom put all your shit in storage, and your babies have made you a millionaire!
>All have profited by your tale of financial diversification.

[Anonymous No.18043285]

>>18043077
>>18043061
>write a book about it
>make it a screenplay
>pitch to netflix
>normies eat it up

[Anonymous No.18043306]

>>18043285
>your high school dropout education allowed them to convince you that you didn't need a lawyer
>they literally own your image and story now
>you're forced to become the "Burger King Cave Man" mascot and dance in front of crowds
>your wages are garnered for the operating cost of the commercial freezer that kept you alive for half a century

[Anonymous No.18043317]

>>18042931
God I love Kate

[Anonymous No.18043330]

>>18043230

[Anonymous No.18043365]

>>18043230
oh shit i had one of those
ftge

[Anonymous No.18043378]

>>18043306
Yeah okay BUT
>You get to spend the rest of your life shitposting about getting locked in a burger king freezer and became a medical freak of nature
>scientists and lab faggots practically breaking down your door to get blood samples to reverse-engineer an anti-aging serum
>get paid millions just to have your blood drawn

[Anonymous No.18043384]

>>18043378
>brand is renamed Burger Cave
>you are crowned THE KING
Good End.

[Anonymous No.18043514]

>>18042931
>>18043317
fuck offffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.18043545]

>>18043317
BRAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.18043577]

>>18042276
I imagine it was pretty clean

[Anonymous No.18043616]

>>18043378
>>scientists and lab faggots practically breaking down your door to get blood samples to reverse-engineer an anti-aging serum
>>get paid millions just to have your blood drawn
they would just have you killed and then con your parents into donating your body for research

[Anonymous No.18043709]

>>18042382
>>18043038
it's not that you're wrong to hate boomers. the problem is that you haven't identified any of the actual legitimate reasons for doing so. your pointless babbling on the topic not only undermines legitimate critique (how they've run down the country while refusing to relinquish their grip on power--both political and economic--even in their twilight years) and mostly makes you sound idiotic.

[Anonymous No.18043713]

>>18042250
Joe Biden's rape dungeon

[Anonymous No.18043718]

>>18043072
good luck and godspeed, Anon. enjoy your new future life in a golden land of theocracy

[Anonymous No.18043720]

>>18042328
That's so awesome. I seriously dream about finding things like that. My neighbor was a house flipper, and made the smart decision to teach his dogs to sniff out cash. Over the course of his career, he found $10k+ hidden in walls and under floorboards multiple times.

[Anonymous No.18043726]

>>18043709
everyone knows what they've done, does it need to be stated every time we insult them? fuck off

[Anonymous No.18043727]

>>18042916
Yes, we also need a true crime board since my Chris Watt meme threads keep getting deleted on /tv/.

[Anonymous No.18043780]

>>18042572
MAN ALIVE

[Anonymous No.18043786]

>>18042580
… are you fucking trolling?

[Anonymous No.18043790]

>>18042301
If it was sealed heavily enough the dust getting in would be minimal, I'm assuming that plant is fake
on the other hand it does have those air vents so maybe you would expect to get a bit of dust through those

[Anonymous No.18043803]

>>18043786
come on man, why would someone do that? think about it

[Anonymous No.18043830]

>>18043514
BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL

[Anonymous No.18043854]

>>18042250
Stop posting about places near my house

[Anonymous No.18043902]

>>18043854
What if we just post about your house?

[Anonymous No.18043911]

fuck I live in Newark. we used to have a BK but they demolished it a couple years ago. there's one down the road but it sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.18043929]

>>18042572
Shut up, Carlos

[Anonymous No.18043947]

>>18043830
go have sex with a little boy
go fuck your brother, get impregnated, kys

[Anonymous No.18044748]

>>18042294
How did you not get arrested for trespassing?

[Anonymous No.18044878]

>>18043947
BE RUNNING UP THAT BUILDING
SAY IF ONLY I COULD OHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18044907]

>>18043514
nah kate bush is great you contrarian grub

[Anonymous No.18044945]

>>18042257
Bed bugs

[Anonymous No.18045034]

>>18044907
if you really thought she was great you wouldn't be posting her on 4channel
>>18044878
wow that's dope af no cap frfr

[Anonymous No.18045044]

We've got two BKs in my general area and of the busier late 80s/early 90s earth-tone/wood paneled BK look and the mostly dead late late 90s/early 00s "modern look" BK they remodeled the latter, it somewhat makes sense, the older ones look much closer to their current design

[Anonymous No.18045129]

>>18042250
How do you lose an entire Burger King?

[Anonymous No.18045312]

>>18043109
Ed Bighead gets it

[Anonymous No.18045397]

>>18045034
YOU DON’T WANNA HURT ME
BUT SEE HOW DEEP THE BULLET LIIIIIIES

[Anonymous No.18045429]

>>18042250
>Was found
>Everyone in the thread assumes this means that no one knew it existed
All it means is the photographer stumbled upon it.

[Anonymous No.18045479]

>>18042294
you think an abandoned building has money for security? nobody gives a fuck until someone falls through a floor that rotted away.

[Anonymous No.18045481]

>>18045479
oops sorry, meant for:
>>18044748

[Anonymous No.18045549]

>>18043109
>no longer know what words mean
>unironically posts a pozzed jpeg special that circle jerks trans #Millenials

Reaction pics are ruined, this site is in shambles.

[Anonymous No.18045565]

>>18042287
top kek but also oof

[Anonymous No.18045595]

>>18042481
The vents dont need to be in use
Those drop ceiling panels for sure let dust through at the edges where they are held up by the metal support

Sealing out dust is brutally hard
Ask anyone who has to maintain a "clean room"

[Anonymous No.18045599]

>>18042259
rent is due rentoid. Tip has gone up to 200% and you will never own your own home

[Anonymous No.18045604]

Just a reminder that a closed room will not be covered in thick layers of dust, as long as there is little air flow and no movement. Pic related is a normal room which was simply locked for 80 years. Sure its dusty, but not as some here would make you think. The BK was probably better walled in and cleaned before that with little around to produce dust.

[Anonymous No.18045638]

>>18045604
>as long as there is little air flow
The OP image has a t-bar ceiling implying it has an open plenum/return air system shared with the rest of the building which was still in use. It was almost certainly subject to airflow, unlike the image you posted which has a sealed sealing and no evident ventilation.

[Anonymous No.18045648]

/ck/ - Airflow & Dust Forensics

[Anonymous No.18045654]

>LIMINAL SPACES

[Anonymous No.18045662]

>>18045648
fucking lmaooo

[Anonymous No.18045668]

>>18045648
Lel, but I did mention I worked construction earlier.

[Anonymous No.18045680]

>>18045668
everybody shut up, this guy's a wagie

[Anonymous No.18045690]

>>18045680
Salaried now.

[Anonymous No.18045703]

>>18042446
The only thing he's doing wrong is not going far enough. Old vermin need to go.

[Anonymous No.18045710]

>>18042250
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT, IS THAT FURNITURE WITH NO PEOPLE!?!!?!?!
MY MIIIIIIIIND IS BREAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18045720]

>>18045703
meanwhile they're rescinding your basic rights lmao

[Anonymous No.18045737]

>>18045654
>>18045710
One motherfucker did this in a liminal space. He noclipped in the wrong area and got rippen out of reality. I guess it fling him a block away before he landed on somebody's backroom.

[Anonymous No.18045743]

>>18042259
How's that English degree coming along, kiddo?

[Anonymous No.18045781]

>>18045743
landlord not doing labors anon
also not long hours
produces nothing

[Anonymous No.18045790]

>>18045781
Remind your landlord of this when it is time to renew your lease.

[Anonymous No.18045793]

Plastic Burger King with plastic food and plastic indoor plants is now vintage. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.18045794]

>>18045743
I think it's worth mentioning that proles, drones, and slaves are necessary for a functioning society and, while it may be funny, we really shouldn't be antagonizing them as it might end up leading to a drop in productivity and general quality of life for everyone.

[Anonymous No.18045812]

>>18045794
This is literally what has happened kek.
Employers borderline open with "hey stupid worthless dumb faggot" and then wonder why everyone just coasts on neetbux, drug dealing, online prostitution, and solo business ventures of reselling shit from AliBaba on Amazon.

[Anonymous No.18045818]

>>18045743
>>18045790
>landlord
>working class
Nice larp faggot, but it's still easy to tell you're just a NEET yourself

[Anonymous No.18045820]

>>18042250
imagine if they have found it in another 100 years, they'll probably put it in a museum.

[Anonymous No.18045848]

>>18045790
Just because he has powers over me, does not make him a working class producer
No

[Anonymous No.18046051]

Hit me up when they find the McDonald's under the floor

[Anonymous No.18046075]

>>18042618
>not even a vague reference to Judge Dredds burger wars
5/10 is the best I can do.

[Anonymous No.18046210]

>>18042250
Wow

[Anonymous No.18046213]

>>18042328
Any pic to share?

[Anonymous No.18046331]

>>18042382
Based.

[Anonymous No.18046351]

>>18045794
They are not essential.

[Anonymous No.18046380]

>>18042313
I kekd

[Anonymous No.18046385]

>>18045737
you've got to go back

[Anonymous No.18046389]

>>18043038
>They
>cable news networks

What's the solution to the boomer problem?

[Anonymous No.18046416]

>>18043720
I found a Cold War era bunker demoing a basement once in college. Full of cans of water and MRE's that expired in the early 1960s.

It was behind a book shelf near the stairs in a 1940s construction bungelow in Alberta

[Anonymous No.18046495]

>>18042328
>tfw ywn drill straight up into the backrooms

[Anonymous No.18046603]

>>18046416
Cold War construction always has the best shit like this. My high school had a whole network of concrete tunnels underneath. They were locked up tight, but there was a secret entrance in the auditorium, so the theater kids would sneak in and go all over the school through them. One of my friends stole a mannequin he found in a supply closet linked to them

[Anonymous No.18046628]

I see dead people.

[Anonymous No.18046637]

>>18046416
That's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.18047140]

>>18043911
All BKs suck ass now. Quality has taken a huge dive since the late 90s/early 00s.

[Anonymous No.18047193]

>>18042328
>be me 8 y/o
>always scared to be in the house alone
>every time parents leave the noises start
>scratching, scurrying. in the closet of my parents bedroom
>closet is full of old shit (they were hoarders) so nobody is in there
>noises never happen when parents are home, ALWAYS when they're both gone.
>one time they leave and things are quiet
>until I hear wailing noises like a man loudly crying
>run to my neighbors
>lose my memory here because I freaked the fuck out
>next memory is seeing a therapist about it
>they say it's my imagination
>forget if I had to take meds or not
>still hear the noises, just don't say anything anymore
>eventually the noises just stop
>years go by and I'm 18
>parents decide on selling the house
>call contractors to fix up the house for a few months
>parents room being repainted
>contractors get to the closet
>ask parents to move all their horded shit out of there
>they move a big box from an air conditioner from 1982
>see a hole in the wall
>have to call drywall guy
>he comes a week later and shines a light in there
>sees a narrow space with a standing ladder and some rags at the bottom
>parents don't know what this is
>drywall guy freaks out and says we need to call the police
>cops come, one of them shimmies his way in there
>comes back and says there was an abandoned living space about 3' tall
>beer cans, vodka bottles old rags, corned beef cans, a sleeping bag were taken out of there.
>hasn't been lived in for years
>homeless bum must have lived in there and left eventually
>must have used the hole to access the house at some point when no one was home

[Anonymous No.18047205]

>>18042618

[Anonymous No.18047465]

>>18047193
Your parents were horrible to you.

[Anonymous No.18047475]

>>18045743
>landlords
>producing goods and value
This is masterwork bait, I'm almost actually mad at the hypothetical shitter who actually believes this

[Anonymous No.18047483]

>>18045790
>get mugged
>simply tell him, "hey, robbing people doesn't produce value or goods, you should do something else"
>"shit man you totally blew my mind, I'm going to change my ways"
>immediately walked away to a steel mill to apply
>gave me his gun as thanks
>shit was so cash

[Anonymous No.18047489]

>>18046351
Amazing that just four words from you serve as ironclad proof that your wrists are brittle enough to break like cordwood in my hands.

[Anonymous No.18047508]

>>18047489
Cool. I have 5 proles like you that you will have to get through first. They are being paid very little and, even if you injure one before being dispatched, he is easily replaced. Just as you are easily replaced by whoever pays you the pennies you call your living. Good luck staring at your wrists in the mirror, though. I'm sure that'll get you far in life. Tah tah now.

[Anonymous No.18047522]

>>18047508
You're like the 5th 4chan pretend millionaire I've had to put up with today bro, my prole-eyes see the man behind the LARP and his wrists are no stronger than balsa-wood wrapped in some hand towels

[Anonymous No.18047528]

>>18047522
You do you sweetie.

[Anonymous No.18047533]

>>18047528
What I will do is your wrists, and they will be easy indeed

[Anonymous No.18047541]

>>18042328
>>18042375
If true (doubt), you ought to be clever enough to know that someone has been keeping the lights on.

[Anonymous No.18047543]

>>18042328
I had to find some network equipment in a seven story building. After looking for a day and then looking at blueprints, we found the last network closet. It had been walled in at some point. Knocked it down with a sledge hammer and sure enough, an old router and switch were still humming away.

[Anonymous No.18047694]

>>18046389
Covid 2

[Anonymous No.18047708]

>>18047522
being a millionaire isn't that hard. you realize you're surrounded by autistic millennial guys who spent their whole life on computers right? they're the same ones that became tech workers and saved all the money because they're boring. there are dozens of us.

[Anonymous No.18047712]

>>18047522
Listen service drone, I replaced every single one of you in my life by doing two things. Buying groceries online and cooking my own food.

What, exactly, would you say you do here?

[Anonymous No.18047748]

>>18047193
Many such cases here and on /x/

[Anonymous No.18047756]

>>18045812
Pretty much.
>employers shit all over wagies
>lmao if you don't like it go work somewhere else
>people actually do that
>NOOOOOO, COME BACK I CAN'T WAIT 15 MINUTES FOR A TABLE I NEED TO BE SEATED NOW
You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.18047790]

>>18047475
Look at how the seething renters get all riled up. Even though it's clearly bait they can't help themselves because of their low IQ and lack of emotional self control.

[Anonymous No.18047797]

>>18045549
ayo
this nigga malding over some cartoons

[Anonymous No.18047809]

>>18042328
WHY DID THEY keep the lights on???

[Anonymous No.18047825]

>>18047541
>>18047809
It's a warehouse-style building. The ceiling has high-bay lights on which run the length of the unit controlled by pair of switches in the warehouse. We were the ones turning the lights on every day in the morning, we just didn't know it. You could actually see the second story windows above the office area lit up at night if the warehouse lights were on, but like I mentioned that mezzanine portion of this kind of building is usually dead space.

[Anonymous No.18047834]

>>18047508
>slaves are not essential
>cool you're stronger than me, but you can't hurt me because I have 5 slaves to protect me

wut?
not even dogging on you for being an edgy larp fag, but you just don't make sense

[Anonymous No.18047897]

>>18045793
Still sovful compared to now.

[Anonymous No.18047900]

Vintage????
That's what they all still look like in flyover land.

[Anonymous No.18047930]

>>18045743
Eat shit and die, parasite.

[Anonymous No.18047996]

>>18043230
Damn I remember the beaner baby craze.
Weird to think that it will be coming back now that Roe vs Wade has been overturned.

[Anonymous No.18048008]

>>18047996
>beaner baby

[Anonymous No.18048013]

>>18047825
That's fine. If true, someone's been been keeping the light bulbs functional.

[Anonymous No.18048033]

>>18048013
Sodium bulbs can last over a year of frequent use, and even beyond their rated lifetime they still function for years while degraded. It's kinda funny just how durable and long-lasting things can be. I once replaced a ballast in a old lamp on a eco-retrofitting job and the thing had been running hot for over a decade. All the tar had melted out of the original ballast and there was evidence it had caught fire multiple times, and this light fixture was still just humming along like it was nothing. Hold on, I might still have the picture.

[Anonymous No.18048040]

>>18045743
>Landlords
>Working Class
What in tardation?

[Anonymous No.18048045]

>>18048013
Fully functional, slightly fire damaged. Nobody seemed to notice since the light was still working.
>Not For Resale
Fucking thing came with the ancient light fixture.

[Anonymous No.18048057]

>>18048045
Looks rotten and burnt to a crisp, as if if someone had kept the ;ights on for too long with no routine maintenence.

[Anonymous No.18048076]

>>18048057
It saw daily use for over a decade, and by the time I went to remove it for unrelated reasons, it still worked. So much of electrical is just ultra-rugged "it just werkz" bullshit and now we're being paid to replace it with crappy compact energy efficient bullshit that would shit the bed if it caught on fire.

[Anonymous No.18048078]

>>18042259
>loose
Retard opinion discarded. KYS NOW

[Anonymous No.18048080]

>>18043317
My dick is HANGRY a for some Katefu

[Anonymous No.18048093]

>>18045743
If food and service workers were actually doing pointless "work", nobody would hire or pay them.

[Anonymous No.18048102]

>>18042250
the mall the next town over from mine had a Taco Bell in the food court that was boarded up around 1995, I imagine if they took the plaster wall down around it, it would be as well preserved as this one is

[Anonymous No.18048107]

>>18047834
The role of the slave is essential, the individual slave is disposable. Make sense now, hon?

[Anonymous No.18048707]

>>18047996
>Damn I remember the beaner baby craze.
I believe the proper term is anchor babies

[Anonymous No.18048769]

>>18046603
>One of my friends stole a mannequin he found
and did you take turns fucking it?

[Anonymous No.18049387]

>>18042308
>He doesn't know about plastic plants

[Anonymous No.18049391]

>>18042250
Which SPC article is this?

[Anonymous No.18049393]

>>18046495
This genuinely made me laugh out loud

[Anonymous No.18049394]

Holy shit wonder if I’ve been in it when it was open. I live by West Chester PA and Emmy parents always used to take me there and around there for tax free shopping (the only thing DE is good for). Wouldn’t be surprised if I ate there when it was open.

[Anonymous No.18049402]

>>18042945
>>18043045
Kek. Based and truthpilled, /out/ has even more whiney babies than this board. Also Stalker threads were cool

[Anonymous No.18049408]

>>18045743
>right quits in mass
>entire economy starts collapsing and people cry they cant get their dunkin donuts fast enough

[Anonymous No.18049455]

>>18048769
No, he just put it in the passenger seat of his car whenever he wanted to use the carpool lane

[Anonymous No.18049743]

>>18047708
>so many
>"dozens"
You did not think this part through, huh?

[Anonymous No.18049802]

>>18049743
Anon, how many people do you think actually use this website? Hundreds? Lmao

[Anonymous No.18049823]

>>18045794
you're right, i'm never ever going to work again because of your antagonizing. hope it was worth making fun of me because now you're paying 8$ a gallon for gas

[Anonymous No.18049825]

>>18042259
The mall is likely half empty already

[Anonymous No.18049832]

if your gay little costumes you force us all to wear wasn't bad enough you you insult us for being poor and being forced into a mockery of life. you say life is all jsut a game and that makes it ok for how you've enslaved your fellow man? not even captured foreigners you won in war, no these were real free people who flew the same flags as you and you enslave them and clothe them in mocking insult uniforms and pay them a pittance.

[Anonymous No.18049877]

>>18042996
They can keep it.

[Anonymous No.18049930]

>>18045737
Fucking discount Infinite Ikea.

[Anonymous No.18049982]

>>18042618
Still a better movie pitch than anything the Disney conglomerate has in the pipe.

[Anonymous No.18049989]

>>18045743
you really got this board with this image. kudos

[Anonymous No.18050090]

>>18042250
>Some teenager left the hose in that position when he closed for the last time, and it stayed there for 30 years
Nostalgic for some reason

[Anonymous No.18050138]

>>18045743
>>Landlords

Ehhhhhhh... Maybe if you roll in the maintenance and upkeep of properties, and the attendant people employed doing that. Electricians, plumbers, carpenters, etc.

[Anonymous No.18050172]

>>18045743
How are so many people STILL falling for this bait? KEK

[Anonymous No.18050173]

>>18047508
dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.18050180]

>>18047712
>buying groceries online
Damn, I wonder how those get to your apartment. Must be magic or some shit

[Anonymous No.18050187]

>>18048107
Here's a (You), but you should know that you're trying way too hard.

[Anonymous No.18050207]

>>18047508
Just noticed you never actually denied that you were physically frail in this post, lol. In fact, the immediate jump to the "I have 5 proles" canard shows total subconscious agreement with the idea that proles are swole and the rich are bitch-made

[Anonymous No.18050208]

>>18047483
based negro redeemer

[Anonymous No.18050223]

>>18042250
>>18047897
it's literally the same formica and plastic fixture bullshit my man
you're just triggered because of muh nostulgiuh

[Anonymous No.18050232]

>>18050223
>earth tones and blues decorated with cozy (if fake) plants
>parking garage greys and tans with splashes of red (only approved by the design committee because red makes you hungry)
Yeah sure it's all corpo shit but you're retarded if you think the former isn't superior to the latter

[Anonymous No.18050253]

>>18046416
>bungalow
>(jordan peterson voice) bungelow
I fucking hate canadians

[Anonymous No.18050431]

>>18050187
You do you sweetie.
>>18050173
Cool.
>>18050207
Don't worry about it champ. You couldn't get within 300 yards of me before being taken the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.18050444]

>>18050232
The only thing worse in the latter is a wet floor sign placed directly behind an occupied chair. Everything else is same quality. What wretched perception you have.

[Anonymous No.18050524]

>>18042618
>>18042756
lmao make it happen

[Anonymous No.18050534]

>>18049408
>in mass
renter spotted

[Anonymous No.18050682]

>>18049408
>>right quits in mass
>>entire economy starts collapsing and people cry
Not really though. The former wagies will starve long before the economy cares. The companies will hurt in the short-term but will finally put up the up-front cost of full automation. They will only need 1 well-paid wagie to run a completely automated burger warehouse and that's a lot cheaper than paying 10 minimum wagecucks. They will make more money in the long run and a small adjacent tech boom will also take place. Meanwhile, you, whose only experience is flipping burgers, will have been completely cut out of the work force.
L. M. A. O.

[Anonymous No.18050706]

>>18050431
>the LARP man I am continuing to flesh out with my posts lives in such terrible fear of the general public that no average person would be permitted to get within striking distance of him
>btw he is superior to you, not a horrible vermin man paranoid to the point of psychosis that the everyman might somehow learn of his nature and punish him for his sins
Keep your narrative straight, NEET who pretends to be rich online to get hate(You)s

[Anonymous No.18050709]

>>18050444
>trips of death
Your opinion is valueless to me, death-man

[Anonymous No.18050714]

>>18050682
Can't tell if this is low effort trolling or sincere bugman deep cope

[Anonymous No.18050717]

>>18045743
>This amount of seething over the facts that landlords do actual work

[Anonymous No.18050726]

>>18050717
Here's your (You). Writing prompt: describe what actual work a landlord does in your own words

[Anonymous No.18050794]

>>18050726
I’m a landlord. What work do you think we do?

[Anonymous No.18050808]

>>18050706
Keep the laughs coming honey.

[Anonymous No.18050860]

>>18042284
Why wouldn’t they be?
Fluorescent tube lights last for a long time.

[Anonymous No.18050869]

>>18042250
How do you lose a restaurant? Is it all the lead in the air and water?

[Anonymous No.18050873]

>>18042259
>someone finds a hidden room in an existing property, which is super fucking common
>feel the need to screech about boomers
You might need some meds or help, anon.

[Anonymous No.18050899]

>>18042250
It wasn't lost, it was used as a storage room until almost the entire mall shut down due to covid.

[Anonymous No.18050900]

>>18045743
>all these poorfags taking the bait and seething over landlords
Be less gullible.
Also, stop thinking others should pay for the fact you come from a useless shit family.

[Anonymous No.18050921]

>>18045397
(yeh yeh)

[Anonymous No.18050947]

>>18045743
>all you fuckers mad about land lords
>im more mad that restaurant work is apart of the "working class"
my nigga i make less than any farmer could ever theorize a man making in this economy while working 16 hours a day 6 days a week im sure as fuck working aint no class though

[Anonymous No.18051129]

>>18050726
>Writing prompt: describe what actual work a landlord does in your own words
Dude, landlords have like 10 jobs. Who do you think keeps the place from falling apart or getting clogged up with garbage and shit? If they're not fixing it themselves, they're paying someone to. Renters tend to be fucking filthy creatures.

[Anonymous No.18051148]

>>18051129
>You see, I take your money and pay a minuscule proportion of it to actual workers who do actual work
>this is actual work
Shig

[Anonymous No.18051164]

>>18050808
Here's your (You), btw drag queen speak is low effort

[Anonymous No.18051171]

>>18051148
The workers wouldn't have work if the landlord didn't pay them... do you even get how the economy works. You are also assuming managing all the repairs, maintenance and operation, even if you never do any of it with your own hands, is somehow not a full time job. You realize office buildings have whole facilities departments of people administering this for 40 hours a week to keep the building from falling apart, right?

[Anonymous No.18051204]

>>18051171
If the landlord didn't pay them then the homeowner would, and at less cost since there is no middleman taking a cut. Landlords are leeches.

[Anonymous No.18051269]

>>18050726
Landlords create liquidity in a generally non-elastic market. Renters are looking for a place to live that will allow them to leave in the near future with minimal pain. Purchasing a home makes that difficult. Additionally, landlords take care of the bureaucratic details involved with owning a home. Contracting the maintenance work (although it should be noted that many small time landlords actually do the maintenance themselves), handing the taxes and local regulations, outfitting the living space with access to utilities, etc.
I'm fairly enamored with Georgism, so I'm not here to say that landlords are an absolute good. Many are making money solely because they happen to own a scarce good that can't be produced, and slumlords often provide no societal value at all. But it's not accurate to say that landlords serve no purpose. In a perfect world the would be a frictionless transfer of goods between those who need them, but until we achieve that utopia you still need people willing to take on the role of asset rental.

[Anonymous No.18051317]

>>18051269
>Landlords take income where they do no work and allow their tenants to spend a hypothetically infinite amount of money to never own any resource, in exchange for the service of uhhhhh paperwork and convenience
All landlords in the annual rent-taking sense are slumlords. Landlords, inasmuch as you define them as providing a true service, can solely be found as the proprietors of hotels or motels.

[Anonymous No.18051333]

>>18051317
What would you propose as an alternative that allows individuals to replace their home on an annual basis?

[Anonymous No.18051340]

>>18051204
>landlords aren’t homeowners
>even though they own homes
>contractors magically charge more to landlords for repairs
Holy fuck you zoomies are retarded

[Anonymous No.18051467]

>>18051333
The housing cooperative model. Pay principal+upkeep into it until you need to move elsewhere, then cash out the principal. It's like renting, but without usury.
>>18051340
>landlords charge mortgage+"maintenance budget"+income+tax
>maintenance budget is bloated to the size of however many tenants there are
>a single homeowner with basic repair abilities would pay significantly less by the simple fact that they're paying only for specific repairs rather than an unavoidable rate levied on all of that landlord/landholding company's renters as a form of insurance

[Anonymous No.18051572]

>>18051467
I'm not sure I see how the cooperative model avoids having an individual or company getting paid to manage the system. You also still need an entity to own the homes, and those mortgage payments have to be included in the cost of belonging to the co-op. Does this actually end up being cheaper than renting while maintaining the same level of convenience?
Relatedly, all of the successful co-ops I know about have maintained their organization through a cohesive community. When members aren't actively engaged in group decision making and service, they don't last. Renters are, by nature, a transitory group, which seems like it is in natural opposition to a co-op. Add in all the bad renters who don't pay and then disappear leaving a mess as a cost the co-op has to shoulder.
I don't doubt that there are people for whom this would work, but I do doubt that those people are a majority of renters. But maybe I'm misunderstanding the mechanics

[Anonymous No.18051589]

>>18042250
My local KFC still has the 80s interior

[Anonymous No.18051606]

>>18042250
ok. so the fuck what?

[Anonymous No.18051613]

>>18051572
If well-contracted and properly vetting members, yes, it outshoots most private landholders and landholding corporations on both monthly cost and retained value.

That's right. It's a feedback loop- corporations offer jobs that won't last, which means people move to places they don't plan to stay, and those places adjust the model for harsher exploitation of those who intend to rent for shorter periods, and as a result their future clientele consists only of short-term renters.
"Bad renters" are either the result of socio-economic issues for which intervention is possible, or they are themselves a solvable demographic issue.
To fix the system would require dynamic top-down change, but that change is possible. Don't fall into thinking that softcore warlord shit is morally acceptable just because it gets results in the current anarcho-tyrannical wasteland.

[Anonymous No.18051615]

Indiana Jones and the lost Burger King

[Anonymous No.18051660]

>>18051613
A system that requires members to be vetted inherently loses out on the convenience factor. I can see how it could exist in parallel to the landlord system, but I don't think it negates their value. I'm also skeptical of systems that, in order to reach their full potential, require the resolution of our socio-economic woes and "solving demographic issues". Frankly, I think the cost of renting is a fairly miniscule issue in comparison.
Certainly, I would say that in society as it stands, landlords remain a necessary part of the housing market, even considering their most abusive practices.

[Anonymous No.18052851]

>>18049802
Well, looking at 4chan's own statistics, hundreds of thousands of individual posters post on here at least semi-regularly. Lurkers are up in the millions.

Anon, i hate to break it to you, but you're not that special

[Anonymous No.18052973]

>>18051660
>A system that requires members to be vetted inherently loses out on the convenience factor.
You think landlords don't vet people?

[Anonymous No.18053023]

>>18051340
Bu definition, a landlord has to charge a renter more than the renter would pay if they owned the same home. Otherwise landlords wouldn't make a profit. If you don't understand how a middleman increases cost, then there's really no conversation to be had here.

[Anonymous No.18053126]

>>18053023
Rentals provide the convenience of being able to sign a lease for a set amount of time and knowing that if shit goes sideways with some part of the property while you're renting, it's not your responsibility to pay for it. Most people who aren't in a position to buy a property don't have the means to just eat a several thousand dollar repair cost up front if the HVAC just shits the bed or something for example. Renting, while generally more expensive overall than owning on a monthly basis, provides a level of protection from unexpected costs in addition to the convenience of being able to choose to relocate on relatively short notice without having to worry about trying to sell your home and find a new property to purchase that will meet all your needs, make sure it's prepared for move in, etc.

Landlords provide a service that's vital to a specific subset of the population, and the fact that you literally can't stop guzzling cum and now think communism is unironically a good idea is never going to change that.

[Anonymous No.18053205]

>>18053126
o benevolent landlords, descending from above and gracing us with housing

[Anonymous No.18053225]

>>18052973
I know for a fact that many do not

[Anonymous No.18053270]

>>18053126
No, all of that is only unaffordable due to landlords making landownership a business rather than a necessity and basic human right.

[Anonymous No.18053283]

>>18053023
Not true. The landlord need only have the tenant cover overhead while the space naturally increases in value as population expansion makes space more rare.

[Anonymous No.18053333]

>>18053126
Not a single person WANTS to rent instead of own, they're forced to do so because boomers let ((them)) create credit scores after having bought their own houses with a minimum wage job and a handshake. I have no idea why you think I'm a commie, Adam Smith is literally the father of capitalism, and even he realized that landlords provide bo value to society.

[Anonymous No.18053345]

>>18053333
I've chosen to rent my entire life, there are plenty of people who don't want to own a house

[Anonymous No.18053975]

>>18053333
>Not a single person WANTS to rent instead of own
huh?? there are plenty of people who prefer renting to owning a house. am I being trolled?

[Anonymous No.18053978]

>>18053975
Name one.

[Anonymous No.18053997]

>>18053978
plenty of people prefer living in major metropolitan areas like downtown los angeles
people who move/travel a lot for work
people who expect to have families in the future don't want to commit to a 20/30-year mortgage until they're married or have their first child
people who just prefer apartments to houses

thats just off the top of my head. maybe you should get off the internet and meet some people?

[Anonymous No.18054000]

>>18053997
Name one.

[Anonymous No.18054009]

>>18054000
Daniel

[Anonymous No.18054013]

>>18050682
>Not really though. The former wagies will starve long before the economy cares.
wut? the economy mcshittied itself over a couple weeks of hiccups and you think every mcdick worker on unemployment for half a year is gonna suffer? they'll just eventually cave into some unionized backbreaking low-labor work.

[Anonymous No.18054023]

>>18054009
Daniel? That guy is a total jokester

[Anonymous No.18054024]

>>18042250
Burger King was so fucking good in the 90's just fucking too much salt and real broilers take me back bros please...
It was fucking disgusting probably had flies I don't give a shit it was so tasty. MS original G goddamn.

[Anonymous No.18054031]

>>18042257
You have autism it speaks.

[Anonymous No.18054038]

>>18053997
>people who expect to have families in the future don't want to commit to a 20/30-year mortgage until they're married or have their first child
That's moronic. Their rent could be enlarging equity instead of funding a landlord. When your household expands you can sell your property while it's partially paid off and enlarge to a more suitable property.
>people who just prefer apartments to houses
You can own an apartment.

[Anonymous No.18054074]

>>18047483
Damn imagine if you could tell the federal government this and those people all got real jobs.

[Anonymous No.18054188]

>>18054038
Seeing as how you ignored examples #1 and #2, and didn't adequately address the point in example #3 (it being moronic =/= people don't want to do it) I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.18054224]

>>18042308

there's more microplastic in your brain than in those plants

[Anonymous No.18054245]

>>18042259
>stupid shit that real estate developers have done since literally the dawn of civilization
>I MUST make this an opportunity to rant at the wind about the generational divide I currently face, yelling at a nebulous concept and thinking that the tiny percentage of a generation that are real estate developers signify the generation.

[Anonymous No.18054307]

>>18042328
>Perfectly good room sealed off
>Set of stairs destroyed so no one can go into it
It looks to me like you have a case of the previous tenants believing the room was haunted. They boarded it up to make sure no one else can go up there again.
The second choice is that there was murder up there. The tenant or someone related had killed someone(s), cleaned the room of all of evidence , and decided to take no chances of being found out and erased the room from existence.

[Anonymous No.18054332]

>>18053997
If boomers wouldnt sit on all housing, you could just buy that flat for 20k or whatever and be done with it instead of renting for 1/20 the price. The boomer menace is the reason rent is the only option. Otherwise you would simpy buy and sell to yet again buy a bigger for your family later on.

Rent is a parasitig system.

[Anonymous No.18054371]

>>18054332
Get off 4channel and fix my plumbing.

[Anonymous No.18054402]

Can't understand why this went viral.

[Anonymous No.18054459]

>>18054371
I own my own home, as should you. I neither rent ou nor would I rent myself. Your landlord will only increase your rent by acting liek a porch monkey.

[Anonymous No.18054468]

>>18054402
This sort of place bothers zoomers because they were raised in mental/physical excess. Everything is an aesthetic to them. A clean table is minimalist. An old burger king isn't just an old burger king, it's a spooky frightening insane liminal! space. They are challenged by it but also crave what they can never have, authenticity

[Anonymous No.18054532]

>>18054402
Ruins built upon ruins. A rare occurrence when an American may experience they're living history outside 10 year spurts of recycled consumption.

[Anonymous No.18054619]

>>18054332
When boomers die out rich gen x/ millenial children of boomers will just scoop up and buy those properties.

[Anonymous No.18054644]

>>18054619
No, thats why your masters import the third world and make up new "eco" reulations to make it impossible to bu those older homes wthout ivesting hundreds f tousand of euroes. Evwn now, every older home has oil heating overe here. You have to remove and exchange the whole heating which is 20K minimum, more lik 30-40k. Just for the heating. Were not speaking insulation or other shit yet.

Its all by design. You will never own a house if you dont buy one now and _they_ will be happy.

[Anonymous No.18054973]

>>18045743
This post brought to you by bourgeois parasite trying to divide the working class. Anyone who works is a worker.
Landlords are parasites hoarding wealth and capital. Every bit of land a landlord steals is land that could've been bought by a man to raise his family or build a small business or create a farm.

[Anonymous No.18055124]

>>18042250
raiders of the lost tendies

[Anonymous No.18056098]

>>18045743
Landlords they produce services not goods. Hence if service workers are only "working class" then landlords are as well. You sound like a "nice guy" btw.

[Anonymous No.18056510]

>>18042250
Goddamn those plants are built tough. 30 years without water and they're still cranking O2

[Anonymous No.18057432]

>>18042618
>no voocaro
brehs

[Anonymous No.18057896]

>>18045479
most larger site have one guard who hangs out but i suspect that the insurance company offers a discount for doing so. it's cheaper than paying out a settlement when some kid breaks his spine trying to tag a watertower

[Anonymous No.18057910]

>>18056510
pathos are basically immortal

[Anonymous No.18057914]

>>18042259
Lose

[Anonymous No.18057926]

>>18057914
Lose what?

[Anonymous No.18058347]

>>18043038
>>18043709
You're gonna really miss boomers when the lights start going out

[Anonymous No.18058363]

>>18045743
Why are their so many rentcels on this board wtf