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>> No.18036201

>>18036194
>old bastard trying to plate
This is a joke right?

>> No.18036204

i'm so fucking tired and lonely

>> No.18036207

>>18036204
it's only getting worse brother

>> No.18036209

eat nothing but grains and pulses all the time, meat a few times a week mix it with canned fish, and fermented goods. avoid processed sugar and empty carbs at all costs.

>> No.18036211

1x tuna can
1x 100 grams of cherry tomatoes
Optional: 1x25grams of preffered cheese type
1x dribble of oilive oil
1x pinch of salt
1xbig pour of balsamic vinegar.

Mix all I'm small bowl, enjoy cold.

>> No.18036217

>>18036211
/thread

>> No.18036220

>>18036194
im going to hell for laughing at this

>> No.18036226

>>18036211
based

>> No.18036254

>>18036211
how do i make this with 90 year old hands?

>> No.18036273

Make some roasted potatoes. Cheap and delicious and go with just about anything. A fried fish, some cut up hotdogs, a steak, meat sauce... the humble spud is a friend to all of them.
Or just make stew. Can't go wrong with a nice stew.

#kisser
#hustler

>> No.18036281

>>18036273
remember to not peel the potatoes, or most other vegetables for that matter.

>> No.18036288

>>18036194
>Goybean oil

>> No.18036310

>>18036194
>other FEATUREMAN thread gets deleted
Fucking why?

>> No.18036334

The only time I’ve seen this guy use seasoning was when making pesto

>> No.18036347

>>18036334
He seasons the packages, not the food.

>> No.18036668

Bless his heart.

>> No.18036720
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18036720

>>18036194
That old man could still pay to have sex with an 18yo girl

>> No.18036739

>>18036720
he is gay, anon

>> No.18036746

>>18036739
Wat?
He is too old to be gay
No one was gay that long ago and you cant learn it from scratch
How can he be gay

>> No.18036763

>>18036194
>can of creamed corn, onion, garlic, potato into pot with a can worth of water
>simmer it 20 minutes
>add some noodles
another one
>can of beans, can of corn, onion, garlic potato
>simmer 10 minutes
>add some rice
>simmer another 10 minutes
wa la

>> No.18036765

>>18036720
The first time I went to visit an escort in a hotel room, I knocked on the door as I was instructed to, she said 'busy!' from behind the door, so I waited outside for a bit. Then the door opened, and an old man who looks like featureman (OP pic) walked out smiling. In the room was a short 40-something Asian woman. And then it dawned on my early 20s self, that no matter how old I am, I can always get laid. Also I was too excited to even think about how that old man had just been fucking her moments prior. It was pretty good for a first time with an escort.

>> No.18036768
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>>18036746
search for his flickr

>> No.18036792

>>18036288
>usage of goy
Fuck off

>> No.18036813

We must learn the forgotten secrets of stretching out main ingredients.

- Cut your meat with bread crumbs, rice, oatmeal, potatoes, onions, etc. The days of 100% meat main courses are over.

- Stretch ingredients with soups, stews, and gravies. Adding a bit of flour and/or water multiplies a single serving.

- There is no such thing as food waste. Stale bread must become breadcrumbs. Beans and vegetables become soup. Scraps become stock (this includes things like onion peels, it's all useful).

- Preserving food is a must. This doesn't just mean vacuum sealing and freezing. That's bare minimum. Being able to cook and store large quantities of fresh ingredients is important due to seasonality, and taking advantage of bounty when you get it.

- Look to cuisine of poor countries. A dish that always comes to mind is vada pav from India. Chickpeas, potatoes, and bread rolls become a fried potato ball sandwich covered in various sauces. This is a much more 'efficient' use of calories in terms of increasing satiety, and flavor can be increased with a small amount of toppings. Would you rather have a plate of boiled chickpeas, potatoes, and a pieces of bread? Or a fried sandwich with chutney and other toppings?

>> No.18036821

>>18036194
This what all of you will be like in your 70's if you don't find a wife

>> No.18036825 [DELETED] 

>>18036310
I assume people were talking about his proclivities.
I caught a ban a while back for bringing certain things to the attention of this board about him. One can only assume he's a mod here.

>>18036720
>girl
Tom might as well have "confirmed bachelor" tattooed on his forehead, man.

>> No.18036826

>>18036813
>Look to cuisine of poor countries.
Greek food is cheap and delicious.

>> No.18036830

>>18036310
I assume people were talking about his proclivities.
I caught a ban a while back for bringing certain things to the attention of this board about him. One can only assume he's a mod here.

>>18036720
>girl
Tom might as well have "confirmed bachelor" tattooed on his forehead, man.

>>18036194
Soups and stews, my guy. Not the watery soups, but the ones you hit with a blender. Potato/leek, lentil, cauliflower/broccoli, split pea... You can eat for pennies a day if things get that bad.
And bake your own bread. It will be cheap and much tastier.

>> No.18036834

>>18036194
it probably tastes ok but him shaking kinda made me sad

>> No.18036843

>>18036834
He's a mover and shaker as well as a kisser and a hustler.

>> No.18036844

>>18036813
Thanks that's pretty helpful

>> No.18036858

canned tomatoes, beans rice
canned tomatoes, noodles, egg
stock cube, cook potatoes and frozen veggies blend half of it in the soup to thicken it and add the other halfs as is.
stock cube, frozen veggies, egg

add some more cheap protein ala beans, eggs, lentils, spam, canned fish if its cheap and spice the crap out of everything lol

>> No.18036861

>>18036194
peak /fa/
most young people dont know hiw yo dress. Hopefully you the person reading this are one of those competent few in your generation

>> No.18036863

>>18036813
There will be 'food shortages' but that will really mean your food choices being reduced to what's more local and seasonal. Even as recent as 50 years ago, the idea of being able to get nearly every fruit and vegetable and day of the year was unthinkable. Having every obscure product from across the US on the shelf was impractical. If you live in cattle country you'll have beef, if you live in pork country you'll have pork, if you live on the coast you'll have fish. Fresh Pacific tuna being flown into your local Whole Foods is a fucking joke. We will look back on it and marvel at how good we had it.

Everyone will need to learn how to cook with what's available based on the climate, economic situation, and communities located in your immediate area.

>> No.18036869

>>18036201
Yeah he's joking. Half the time its dry tongue in cheek sarcasm other half is old man bumbling and not giving a fuck

>> No.18036873

>>18036863
>Everyone will need to learn how to cook with what's available based on the climate, economic situation, and communities located in your immediate area.
Big whoop, cry about it more

>> No.18036903

>>18036211
honestly sounds good, gonna make this for lunch. I'll have to sub in cucumber for cherry tomatoes or maybe some pepper. Thanks anon.

>> No.18036909

>>18036220
You can't laugh at featureman, he's a jewtube treasure.

>> No.18036914

>>18036211
Salt is the only thing on that list that's actually cheap where I live.
A can of tuna is like two dollars.

>> No.18037279

>>18036211
Hi small bowl I'm dad

>> No.18037461

>>18036194
Like most overpaid retards he larps as being poor and lazy while hoarding 100s of thousands if not millions of dollars because of his goo brain. His fucking stores are just him bragging how easy his job was and how he'd get paid to do nothing but show up on set so no matter how many gay hookers & coke he bought no way he's broke

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Lentil chicken stew costs about ~.20c per bowl. Even cheaper if you omit chicken and just use a couple strips of bacon to flavor the pot of lentils and veg.

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>>18037528
copycat Campbell's bean and bacon soup. Also roughly ~.20c per bowl.

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>>18037536
split pea soup with bacon.. you guessed it ~.20c per bowl

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>>18037547
desert? rice pudding.. yeah it's about ~.20c per bowl

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>>18037553
oh, snacks you say? guess how much this popcorn cost. that's right.. ~.20c a bowl

>> No.18037580
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>>18037565
b-but my soda and softdrinks

hmm, i wonder what this pitcher of sweet tea and lemon costs?

TWENTY FUCKING CENTS

>> No.18037610
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18037610

>>18037565
need more meat? chitlins and hotsauce
yeah its ~.20c a bowl

>> No.18037619

>>18037610
how dare you, jamal. I post food and you post bpa infused pig colon.

>> No.18037633

>Just eat like a pauper
This is just eat the bugs but from trad larpers over techsoyfags

>> No.18037711

>>18037633
yeah, what a larp.

being poor is gay. like wtf, just be rich bro.

>> No.18037791 [DELETED] 

>This what all of you will be like in your 70's if you don't find a wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6p1Eqwi3U&ab_channel=oldmanwith

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protip: save the red rings around your baloney to make a nice flavorful broth for baloney and ramen soup

>> No.18037969
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>>18036194
Baozi. Steamed bun filled with minced pork and vegetables of your choice.

>> No.18037999

>>18037969
I need to try making these at some point, love me some baozi.

>> No.18038114

>>18037610
Chitlins are fucking disgusting.

>> No.18038125
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18038125

>>18036194
>old as fuck
>getting tremors
>weak and sickly looking
>still consuming carbs and other goyslop
if only he listened to Dr. Berg, none of this would be happening to him.

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>>18036194
THICK SLICED BOLOGNA
Thick bologna is in. When the thin slices aren’t enough to satisfy your family’s lunch or snacktime hunger you can reach for our Thick Sliced Bologna. It makes the BEST fried bologna sandwich you’ve ever had

https://fieldmeats.com/product/thick-sliced-bologna/

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18038166

I have a couple dozen of these. How do I make them taste good? I don't have a microwave, only an oven and stove.

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>>18038165
I’m from the Midwest! Sometimes I don’t eat just corn! Sometimes I eat corn and MEAT! Field meats! Some corn on the cob wrapped in field meats bacon! Mmmmmm, mmmmm, good! So long now, time to watch my Indiana Hoosiers or Indianapolis Pacers on the TV there! You betcha!

>> No.18038173

>>18036768
That Flickr of his is creepy nightmare fuel

>> No.18038190

>>18038166
Those were built for fisheman's eggs.
Especially the mustard one.

>> No.18038265

>>18038125
THIS FUCK, I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM!
NO! NOOOO! I'M NOT DOING KETOOOO!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.18038272

>>18036194
Doesn't remove plastic ring
Doesn't slit the bologna to allow it to cook without bowing up.
Doesn't cook two slices to sandwich a slice of cheese between them.
Why even cook.

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>>18036194
Canned oysters rolled in flour and fried in butter

>> No.18038340

>>18037963
Now THIS is fucking poor

>> No.18038341

>>18038170
Based

>> No.18038371

>>18036310
People pointed out he's a creepy gay predator pedo.

>> No.18038374

>>18038114
Only when prepared improperly, which is honestly very easy to do

>> No.18039081

>>18036194
the heat of the ham cooks the egg

>> No.18039107

>>18036194
This old man looks like a widow whose never had to cook before

>> No.18039118

>>18038371
MAPs REPRESENT! I don't mind pedophiles if they are straight.

>> No.18039765

>>18037619
my brother in christ you are literally in a thread for poor people's food IDK what you expected

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>>18036813
>you WILL eat like a slave because JEWS burn down all your food processing plants
>and it will be heckin nostalgic

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>>18036792
>>usage of goy
>Fuck off

>> No.18040576

This nigga eating BEANS

>> No.18040580
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>>18036792
We'll catch you in the end oily Jew

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>>18036792

>> No.18040606

>hell awaits food fans
>for i
>am a sod-o-mite

>> No.18040615

>>18036211
>canned tuna
>deppression food
>implying poorfags will be able to afford it
Poorfags cannot eat fish unless they live on the coast where it's cheap.

>> No.18040637

>>18036863
The issue is finding enough people to be drivers anon, because the tracking industry got pantsed by CoVid. They had been slowly drawing down the total number of truckers to replace them with automated trucks but having to increase shipping by 500x because everyone stayed home freaked the system out.
The logistics of food was based around 30% of people eating out daily(not the same 30% every day mind you)

>> No.18041491

just eat some beans

>> No.18041526

>>18036194
Been making chicken and rice for dinners in the instant pot. Turn it into a sort of risotto type of dish. Roughly followed this recipe.

>https://natashaskitchen.com/instant-pot-chicken-and-rice/

>> No.18043171

>>18036194
He's my hero. Hope I have a sense of humor like that in twenty years.

>> No.18043438

>>18036792
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

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>>18036792

>> No.18043507

>>18040060
>Americans burn down food processing plants by cutting corners to save money and hiring diverse employees from all manner of "developmentally handicapable" backgrounds, and die off

God is Good.