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18033842 No.18033842 [Reply] [Original]

>*solves all my health problems*

>> No.18033849

That's not Kombucha

>> No.18033871

>>18033842
Just took some sips out of mine

>> No.18033904

Or you know, just wait till fall and buy some actually fresh apple cider that has not been pasturized but only UV light treated and fuck that shit.

>> No.18033909

>>18033842
Apparently sticking your dick in the bottle will make it larger, according to half the ads on the intarwebz.

>> No.18033912

>does absolutely nothing for health
>possibly causes esophagal burns

apple cider vinegar is good stuff, but you're probably a retard if you're doing a shot a day for "health"

>> No.18033917

Id rather take a fat wet alcohol shit into a large sodacup at McDonald's and toss it into the children's play area ball pit

>> No.18033947

>>18033912
>has a weak esophagus
Natural selection needs to take care of its backlog.

>> No.18033953

>>18033904
it says right on the bottle in the pic that it's unpasteurized you retarded nigger

>> No.18033956

>>18033953
I pasteurize everything, including my Coca Cola.

>> No.18033962

>>18033956
I'll drag deez nuts pastureize when I facial you

>> No.18033965

>>18033842
whats the mechanism

>> No.18033972

"with the mother"
Eeew! No thanks!

>> No.18033980

>>18033953
When did you fucking hear me say vinegar kid fucker?

>> No.18034012
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>>18033962

>> No.18034016

>>18034012
mommy rebel

>> No.18034018

>>18033947
i haven't sucked cock daily since my teenage years like you, sorry

>> No.18034033

>>18034012
Imagine being a girl but ugly as fuck as these are.

>> No.18034310

>>18034018
I only suck the cocks of real, valid women.

>> No.18034312
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>>18034310
Oops *children

>> No.18034315

>>18034012
What do you think her poop smells like?

>> No.18034326

>>18034312
Baby cock isn't even a mouthful. I need the troon dong.

>> No.18034381

>>18034326
Oops *toon

>> No.18034428

>>18033842

I remember in high school I bought spray for this obnoxious cunt I hated. I emptied all the liquid out and replaced it with vinegar

And gave it to her as a birthday gift.

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>>18033962

>> No.18034481

>>18033842
What kind of long term damage could I cause by absorbing this through the walls of my rectum? I can’t stomach to drink it but I find tubing it into my ass doesn’t cause me any issues and I want the health benefits

>> No.18034498
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18034498

2 TBSP of ACV
1 TBSP of real honey
6-8 OZ of hot water

>> No.18034565

>>18033842
does this ever go bad? I have 3 half empty (or half full) bottles in my pantry that I had forgotten about.
the color looks weird.

>> No.18034572

>>18034498
>honey
NGMI

>ACV
>H2O
>Lemon Jews
thats all you need.

>> No.18034574

>>18033917
That's not sanitary

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>>18033962
Lol

>> No.18034642

>>18034565
keep it in case you get fruit flies
acv traps can kill hundreds of them in a few hours

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>>18033842

>> No.18035006

>>18033842
works for dealing with Dermatophytosis

>> No.18035037

>>18033842
Health BS aside, it's one of the nicest flavored apple cider vinegar I've had.

>> No.18035107

>>18034672
Ur mom lets me put my pp in cider, lmao.

>> No.18036147

>>18033842
between this thread and the kefir thread, /ck/ is on fire tonight with the healthyposting. just need a garlic thread and a turmeric/ginger thread, maybe a chili thread though the totally organic hotsauceposters kinda already have that covered

i got a terrible terrible sunburn a few weeks back, my entire legs below the knee were blistered, ACV was the only thing that saved me from breaking entirely. And aloe, another miracle gift from Mother Earth

but yes apple cider vinegar is God's gift. protip if you live anywhere near apple orchards, call them up and see if you can get a few gallons of the good stuff, undiluted with the mother still in it, after the harvest (like late summer early fall). Bragg's is good but the real stuff is 10x as good.

>>18033909
have you seen the ones with putting an ACV soaked tampon up your butt? why are all those ads so concerned with making me want to play with my butthole anyway. who runs this joint

>> No.18036155

>>18033962
gottem

>>18034498
throw a bunch of lemon lime or fresh orange juice in there and you got yourself an instant cure for a flu

>> No.18036157

>>18035107
hell yeah

anybody know what 2 vegetables will kill my belly and arm fat overnight?

>> No.18036355

>>18033842
the one i have at home is transparent, what is the difference with this one?

>> No.18036661

>>18033962
smoked his ass

>> No.18036717

does this shit actually do anything for your health? Im using some right now to catch and kill fruit flies.

>> No.18038188

>>18036717
yeah, I cured my acne with ACV. I had weak stomach acid and it aids in digestion. For how cheap and tasty (well it's an aquired taste I must say) it is, doesn't hurt to try it yourself