[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 41 KB, 473x489, snapple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18024155 No.18024155 [Reply] [Original]

Seriously, how does a board of directors actually possibly come to the decision to do something like this?
You take a Classic household brand and destroy it for something objectively worse. How was this allowed?

>> No.18024160
File: 16 KB, 645x770, chud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18024160

>classic good

>> No.18024197

>>18024155
let me show you.

"Mr. Snapple, we should change the packaging design. It will save us $3093487273432 neoshekels per quarter on manufacturing costs. that's more money in your pocket!"
"oh I don't know Mr. Noseberg, what if the consumers don't like it, and we lose money?"
"haha! Mr. Snapple, our market research shows that the 2 autistic faggots on 4chan that it might upset never really buy our product anyway. our savings will easily outweigh any temporary dip in sales."
"wow, Mr. Noseberg, I love the idea! let's do it! to celebrate i am going to buy my sugar baby a new house, and take your wife - erm I mean, my wife on vacation!"

>> No.18024199

>>18024197
Mr. Snapple is going to bury his face in Mr. Noseberg's wife's huge khazar milkers.

>> No.18024201
File: 1017 KB, 500x700, 1637147912579.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18024201

>>18024197

>> No.18024202
File: 197 KB, 529x538, 1653081655816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18024202

>>18024160
>modern good

>> No.18024203

>>18024155
>plastic bottles
What's the point of buying snapple now?

>> No.18024214

>>18024155
I don't recognize either label design, but do remember them going from glass bottles to plastic bottles (which seemed stupid to the public because it destroyed their reputation as a "premium" sweet drink). Did they go back to glass and then back to plastic again at some point?

>> No.18024248

>>18024155
>shareholders want more sales
>could make a better product, but-
>"design team, figure it out"
>redesign does not help sales
rinse and repeat every 5 years

>> No.18024391

i had one the other day. i dont remember snapple tasting like that. it tastes more like an apple than apple juice. science has gone too far. it was actually delicious.

>> No.18024401

They paid consultants and marketing babies for about half million up to several millions to get this so they fee obliged to use this design or else they would have wasted their money.

Said consultants use so called “studies” with numbers pulled out of their asses to reach this final design/conclusion.