/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18018990]

Anyone else stocking up on 'stard, bros? They caught me unaware with the rooster sauce, they won't get me with the mustard

[Anonymous No.18018996]

hmmm, usually I have a stock pile of mustard.... i do not at the moment, though.

[Anonymous No.18019004]

>>18018990
why are they always so full of shit?

[Anonymous No.18019027]

Still going through my big bag of brown mustard seeds

[Anonymous No.18019034]

>>18019004
demoralization and attempted subjugation. It's just the most wicked and evil creatures that have ever plagued this planet trying to turn you into an eternal slave, no big deal

[Anonymous No.18019046]

It takes me literally one whole year to use a big mustard bottle i think its fine

[Anonymous No.18019059]

>>18019034
>can't get luxury consumer goods for a short time
>"this is a conspiracy of the most evil people who want to make us all slaves"

Americans.jpg

[Anonymous No.18019062]

>>18019034
rev 3:9 friend. don't worry so much.

[Anonymous No.18019065]

fug

[Anonymous No.18019068]

>>18019059
Where you from pardner?
I don't think we see eye to eye.

[Anonymous No.18019069]

>>18019059
>mustard
>luxury goods
pick one

[Anonymous No.18019095]

>>18019059
>pay no mind to the fact the prices of everything have gone up 100% since 2020
>pay no mind to the fact that produce prices have almost tripled in areas where it's produced
>luxury mustard

[Anonymous No.18019109]

>>18019068
The US, just not bumblefuck Q County
>>18019095
Just related to supply chain issues, chill. The US economy is strong and will recover as it always does.

[Anonymous No.18019115]

Mustard grows outside in the wild if I want some mustard I'll just dye some vinegar yellow like who cares lol

[Anonymous No.18019119]

>>18019068
With the forehead fat you’re carrying around I doubt you can see eye to eye with anything

[Anonymous No.18019133]

remember the avocado shortage?

[Anonymous No.18019135]

>>18018990
Ketchup bros... we won.

[Anonymous No.18019147]

>>18019065
Fellow plochman enjoyer

[Anonymous No.18019156]

>>18018990
>Due to climate crisis
Bullshit. Probably due to a supply chain issue.

[Anonymous No.18019166]

>>18019095
That's on Putin not your insane conspiracy

[Anonymous No.18019174]

>>18019156
>winter vagina and SADS
thanks, putin.

[Anonymous No.18019187]

>>18019069
Any non-essentialngood is luxury by definition

[Anonymous No.18019190]

>>18019156
>With Canada being the world’s number one producer of mustard seeds, severe hot weather in the country’s southern region earlier this year is being cited as a larger part of the problem. According to AG Canada, mustard plants that would typically produce eight to 10 seeds in a pod, eked out a mere four to six seeds this year. Poor harvests brought on by bad climate in France have only compounded the issue of the reserve.

[Anonymous No.18019201]

>>18019187
I will not eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.18019202]

>>18019095
>spend fifty years printing money
>lie to everyone about the strength of your economy
>sanction Russia, their economy moves to the gold standard and becomes stronger
>threaten to sanction China, they push the yuan as an alternative
>sanction Russian billionaires, telling billionaires around the world that putting their money in the petrodollar is a huge risk if the US decides it doesn’t like your country of origin and thus destroying faith in the security of said petrodollar
>MBS of Saudi Arabia refuses to take Biden’s calls, openly states his desire to invest in the Chinese alternative as a result of being one of the aforementioned billionaires
>sanction India for not voting how you want them to, they didn’t vote against you they just abstained
>this further destroys trust in the petrodollar
>reap six hundred years of third world seethe when the majority of Africa sides with China
>ACKSHUALLY ITS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME BECAUSE JEWS ARE JEALOUS OF MUH GENETICS

[Anonymous No.18019208]

>>18019202
huh, you're a racist hateful creature who seemingly has to blame every race and culture?
you're mentally ill

[Anonymous No.18019212]

>>18019147
best condiment

[Anonymous No.18019252]

>>18019208
>blame every race and culture?
Well I suppose that’s what every American is at this point so I guess I was.

[Anonymous No.18019307]

[Anonymous No.18019424]

The consoomer buys mustard during a mustard shortage.
The intelligent man buys mustard seed instead.

[Anonymous No.18019465]

>>18019202
Nope, Russia does not have a gold standard, and you don't understand anything else about monetary economics either.

[Anonymous No.18019492]

>>18019166
>That's on Putin
now that's propaganda

[Anonymous No.18019531]

>>18019046
Not everyone is an incel living alone.

[Anonymous No.18019545]

>>18018990
>"Mustard" shortage
>product is 90% corn syrup and seed oil

[Anonymous No.18019754]

walmart was out of great value brand 98c mustard. i had to buy french's for 1.89. I was not happy.

[Anonymous No.18019757]

>>18019545
mustard is mustard seed, vinegar and water.

>>18019307
dijon sucks as a condiment. sucks bad. it's okay as an ingredient in other things, though.

[Anonymous No.18019761]

>>18019004
I always read "climate crisis" in this voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPCMw3S3mA

[Anonymous No.18020446]

>>18018990
Also, JIF benis butter is curiously absent from store shelves for the last few weeks as well, but nobody's talking about it. Stock up while you still can.

[Anonymous No.18020478]

>>18020446
>JIF benis butter is curiously absent from store shelves for the last few weeks
Probably because there was a recall...I think it was salmonella.
Pretty much every JIF product was on the list.

[Anonymous No.18020527]

>>18019190
Good, fuck cananda.

[Anonymous No.18020540]

Lmao now even mustard is running low.

>ITS ACCELERATING TOO DAMN FAAAAST

[Anonymous No.18020544]

>>18020478
>putting salmon in peanut butter

[Anonymous No.18020557]

>>18019465
honestly does anyone understand anything about global economics
shit is an inderterminable clusterfuck

[Anonymous No.18020565]

>>18020478
that would explain my diarrhea

[Anonymous No.18020576]

>>18019095
Not to mention that there's no reason at all for these prices to go up; *anything* can be grown in the US, and in large quantities, other than zone 2 (tropical) foods that can only be grown down in Cali/Florida.

[Anonymous No.18020583]

>>18020576
Forgot to include pic, also meant zone 10 instead of zone 2

[Anonymous No.18020620]

>>18019202
They don't need to be jealous, just bad people, and with heightened rates of mental illness due to inbreeding. They very well may be.

[Anonymous No.18020680]

>>18019166
>it's Putin's fault we spent years and billions arming bribing and propagandizing the Ukrainians
seems legit

[Anonymous No.18020686]

>>18020576
Then where would we grow the corn?

[Anonymous No.18020988]

>>18019187
Mustard is an essential good.

[Anonymous No.18021168]

>>18019059
>Msg bad
Sounds about white

[Anonymous No.18021415]

>>18018990
>>18019034
>>18019095
>>18019202
There is no climate change nor a war with Russia. Increased prices are due to a combination of 3 factors:
>general inflation due to increased money supply, caused by the fedeal reserve policy
>inflation due to high demand/low supply, caused by supply chain issues entirely caused by pissing off truckers with vax mandates (many of them quit)
>corporate price increase out of pure greed, combined with shrinkflation
That's it. Any shortages are either planned or due to truckers and maybe warehouse workers. Russia/Ukraine is entirely fake, Putin and Zelensky are actors. End the federal reserve, prosecute all the politicians, bankers, and major corporations, and most importantly, abolish ALL 3-letter agencies (CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, etc). Use the RICO act to also arrest their entire family and seize their assets too.

Then, and only then, will you have your mustard back.

[Anonymous No.18022817]

>>18019004
The food crisis is real though. I've had a nearly impossible time getting my hands on chestnut honey at the grocery store lately. There are some online vendors who sell it obviously but this is bad, very bad. I've been eating clover honey for the last 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18022824]

>>18019065
>Mild mustard
You 'people' sicken me

[Anonymous No.18022826]

>>18021415
You've never stepped foot outside of Nebraska, have you

[Anonymous No.18022885]

>>18020680
now THAT'S some spicy propaganda

[Anonymous No.18022889]

>>18020680
>it's america's fault that ukrainians have a sense of national identity
I have an elderly uncle whose family came from ukraine in like 1940 and he used to get really butthurt when people would call him russian, stop getting your idea of the world from the RT youtube channel

[Anonymous No.18022892]

>>18021415
the mind of a schizo is an amazing thing

[Anonymous No.18022927]

>>18022892
the mind of a npc is an amazing thing

[Anonymous No.18023162]

>>18019187
>common food condiment
>non-essential
If you're going to make me eat the bugs I have to season them with something. This is non-negotiable and I will kill you in protest if you do not relent.

[Anonymous No.18023186]

>>18018990
Is the honey mustard safe?

[Anonymous No.18023197]

>>18020446
I never buy JIF anyway because I think Adams tastes better but you can always just make your own peanut butter. Peanuts are super cheap and if you own a food processor it only takes like 90 seconds to make peanut butter (or any other nut butter you want).

[Anonymous No.18023235]

>>18023186
Anon...

[Anonymous No.18023252]

>>18023235
Why the fuck did the world put all their eggs in one basket with Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.18023264]

>>18023252
Big land, cheap labour, easily bought-out politicians, fair climate, etc.

[Anonymous No.18023270]

>>18019034
>mustard costs slightly more
>AHHH IM GOING INSANE ITS DA JOOZZ KLAUS SCHWAB IS KILLING ME HELPPPP
get a fucking grip.

[Anonymous No.18023282]

>>18023270
take your meds and stop being an evil worker of iniquity.
Why is it that the thing that you said is always the first thing that evil creatures fall back on as an excuse?
It's not about the mustard you fucking retard. wild mustard grows everywhere, globally, and you can harvest the seeds and make mustard.
Fuck you're a pinhead.

[Anonymous No.18023315]

>>18021415
>texas freezes over
>west coast water supply literally fucking evaporating
>"climate change? nah man thats not real trust me i know because uuuuuh"

[Anonymous No.18023329]

>>18023315
The Hoover Dam was an environmental disaster waiting to happen from the start and you reap what you fucking sow.

[Anonymous No.18023333]

>>18019059
You post Michael Dees to call us schizos but he predicted vaccine passports. I remember 4 years ago my friends posting images that he made depicting vaccine mandates and we were all laughing at him.

[Anonymous No.18023342]

>>18023315
California stealing water from arizona and nevada was fucking stupid to begin with. Let california return to the desert it was if they dont want to invest in desalination.

[Anonymous No.18023343]

>>18019202
How did you completely agree to the person that you replied to but still use it as an excuse to call them crazy?

[Anonymous No.18023348]

>>18023342
>california stealing water from arizona and nevada
they're also stealing water and power from british columbia

[Anonymous No.18023352]

>>18019004
Because "the media" exists to manipulate and lie. Do you need your hand held?

[Anonymous No.18023356]

>>18023348
Nah, we get compensated for it and honestly we make more than we can use. And it's all "green", too. *wink* *wink*

[Anonymous No.18023363]

>>18023352
the media exists to agitate intersectional nodes to extract maximal value for the handful of hedge funds that own almost the entirety of global corporate media.
same funds that own every brand, every politician, every movie studio, record label, distribution company, grocery chain, etc

[Anonymous No.18023370]

>>18022885
>>18022889
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1656003222533.webm
you are a brainwashed bugman, sorry about that

[Anonymous No.18023383]

>>18023363
Oh, so it’s manipulating and lying.

[Anonymous No.18023423]

>>18023383
No, it's just a part of the machine. Intersectional algorithms created in the late 90s by larry fink are what led to the whole esg investing boom and all the social justice whatever stuff of the last decade, because it makes $$$. Everything is categorized and labeled, every thing and every person is condensed down into a thousand different categories. Every time large bunches of those lines intersect, preferably with other bunches of lines, those are the nodes that they agitate, like mining with explosives or fracking or whaveter, they work to bust everything up so the profit can be extracted.
It's not good or bad, it might be wicked who knows, but it is what it is I guess.

[Anonymous No.18023463]

>>18023423
>Muh Blackrock!!
You are a schizo. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.18023473]

>>18023463
I forgive you

[Anonymous No.18023476]

>>18023370
wow rusbot propaganda? count me right in, I'll believe anything as long as it comes out of putins asshole

[Anonymous No.18023483]

>>18023473
They don't know how senseless it really is

[Anonymous No.18023488]

>>18023476
I know, right. These /pol/tards worship Putin. How can anybody support Russia, their government persecutes LGBT+.

[Anonymous No.18023546]

>>18023476
>rusbot propaganda
>well known British conservative and almost 10 years ago
Your cope is almost sad

[Anonymous No.18023554]

>>18023546
Everyone knows Putin owns Cambridge.

[Anonymous No.18023878]

>>18023315
where did it all go bros...

[Anonymous No.18023891]

>>18023878
water jews

[Anonymous No.18023911]

>>18023488
so does saudi arabia and china but ol joe sucks their cock

[Anonymous No.18023920]

>>18023891
Ah, zee eluzive deepwater Jew... A rare specimen which one must be able to lift a house over zere head before they even dare make challenge...

[Anonymous No.18023943]

>>18023878
i drunk it

[Anonymous No.18023944]

>>18023943
thirsty feller

[Anonymous No.18024326]

Bullshit.
We’re having a shortage here in France as well, because boomers and shitskins and restaurants are stockpiling them out of fear after reading the same article and watching the same news. Mustard in France is almost 100% from France and we had a pretty good year, climate-wise. Last year was shit because we had ice and snow in the middle of fucking April.

Kinda like the sunflower seed oil. It was out of stock everywhere for about 2 months because “muh war” and yet I can keep buying seeds for my birds and now the shelves are plentiful of sunflower seed oil. Seems like there’s a limit to stockpiling as well.

Journalists should get the rope.

[Anonymous No.18024332]

>>18024326
>stockpiling them out of fear after reading the same article and watching the same news
Yeah, just stop watching the news and listening to politicians and this all goes away. I'm not being sarcastic.

At a certain point, there's just no reason to pay attention to their lies and propaganda and fear mongering and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.18024371]

>>18024332
To add to this, who the fuck needs mors than one or two jar of mustards at a time.
Again, boomers and shitskins stockipiling, which make restaurants panic and make them stockpiling as well. While the price rises and once it all comes back to normal, the fucking price won’t be back to normal for sure and people will be more than ok with paying mustard for twice as more as before.

[Anonymous No.18024374]

>>18018990
>mustard seed in vinegar
>rest overnight
>blender
Wala
Why would you buy mustard?

[Anonymous No.18024381]

>>18024374
Why would you buy bread? Because it's easier and pretty cheap and good. Better than my bread. The mustard and bread bakers know what they are doing. I don't and can't be arsed to learn.

[Anonymous No.18024385]

>>18024374
Wrong. You need to chill them before grinding to make the mustard nice and hot. But now I have fixed your life and the life of every /ck/ visitor reading this. The purpose of my own life is accomplished. This is a great day.

[Anonymous No.18024390]

>work at dollar store
>have like 5 different varieties of mustard
>other grocery store near me has like 7 different varities of koops for 1.89
I was literally there yesterday

[Anonymous No.18024397]

>>18023315
I'm old enough to remember the lake michigan new normal of 2013. They were screeching about that one for a solid couple of years.

[Anonymous No.18024406]

>>18024397
No I don't remember that. But physics still work. You are arguing against physics which is exact and works every time, 100%. More burning of stuff -> more carbon dioxide -> more energy in the atmosphere. -> heat (energy), drought (because of the heat), heavier storms (because of the extra energy)

Physics. Get educated you stupid fuck. Age doesn't give you knowledge. You have to actually learn things you lazy fuck. You are arguing against physics. Stupid, stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.18024416]

>>18024406
aaaand it's right back up

[Anonymous No.18024431]

is 'American style' mustard significantly different to other types?
for whatever reason american style is the only type I can eat without it tasting like some horrific industrial byproduct. not even exaggerating; that is literally what it tastes like to me. its some genetic thing similar to how coriander tastes like soap or whatever to many people (only more extreme)
I believe its something in the mustard seeds cause I get the same with wasabi and horseradish and presumably other similar things I've not tried yet

[Anonymous No.18024707]

>>18023878
Nestle took it.

[Anonymous No.18024762]

>>18023315
>Pictures clearly taken at different times of year

[Anonymous No.18024787]

>>18024406
More burning of stuff -> more carbon dioxide -> more food for plants -> more plants -> less carbon dioxide -> problem solved!
mUh pHySixx

[Anonymous No.18025438]

>>18019190
>Canada
>the country’s southern region
Lel.

[Anonymous No.18025489]

>>18023315
>>18024406
>>18024787
>reroute the fucking Colorado River to slightly de-desertify the western US
>destroy natural wetlands and other carbon sinks for the sake of your monstrous hydroelectric dam
>put all your water in one giant overheated basin
Yeah... There's your "man-made climate change". The Hoover Dam was a fucking mistake and this has nothing to do with me eating hamburgers and driving to work. Monolithic corporations and government organizations beyond our control are contributing exponentially more environmental damage.

[Anonymous No.18025502]

>>18019202
Lol retard

[Anonymous No.18025554]

Get mustard powder lads

[Anonymous No.18025572]

>>18025554
Throw a fistful of it at your ceiling fan to make delightful mustard gas.

[Anonymous No.18025683]

>>18018990
Bought 2 bottles yesterday to supplement the 2 that I've had open for years now. Climate change is a hoax, but droughts and bad harvests are real. Fuck the unprepared.

[Anonymous No.18026800]

>>18019208
>russia and chinese are a race
nah that's slavs and asiatics but nice attempt at trying to undestand what's happening in the world
that's like calling a european racist for saying america is fat or something

[Anonymous No.18026824]

>>18023235
>China
That's not honey. It's industrial waste with some food coloring, sweetener, and a small percent actual, real honey.

[Anonymous No.18026830]

>>18026824
That reinforces his point, pedant.

[Anonymous No.18026833]

>>18019059
>msg
>bad
rest of this is on point though

[Anonymous No.18026884]

>>18026830
My post is unrelated to any point being made. I saw the image and wanted to make people aware that the Chinese number is grossly inflated.

[Anonymous No.18026948]

>>18019190
>the country’s southern region
Where the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.18026951]

>>18026948
"""Journalists""" padding word counts.

[Anonymous No.18026962]

>>18026951
It's also completely nonsense to anyone familiar with Canada. There is no region that is referred to as the "country's southern region".

[Anonymous No.18026966]

>>18018990
whats mustard made of anyways, I know ketchy is tomatoes

[Anonymous No.18026968]

>>18026966
mustard is mustard
you tard

[Anonymous No.18026979]

>>18026962
I know, you tard. The closest thing we have to a "south" is either 80% of our populated area or the fucking Great Lakes region.

[Anonymous No.18026994]

oh no 'start bro we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.18027649]

>>18026966
Seeds of the Mustard plant.
Yeah theres a Mustard plant.

Its grinded from seeds and added with Water, Vinegar, and other shit depending on who does it.

[Anonymous No.18027667]

>>18019034
go outside jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18027699]

>>18027667
you should

[Anonymous No.18027777]

>>18018990
>I AM ON THE GROUND

[Poop No.18027836]

>>18027777
CHECK MY NIG

[you are all idiots No.18027962]

>article demonstrates the clear effect climate change has on Mustard crops
>anons will postulate everything from globalist conspiracies to nefarious dams to Americans not really needing all that mustard to a plot to demoralize us by not having yellow goo on our hot dogs, all to avoid acknowledging this
>somehow Putin and China are mentioned instead and a flamewar begins

Yeah I'm sure big ag was just wrecking their crop on purpose to fuck with you.

[Anonymous No.18027971]

>>18027962
lol frogshit opinions

[Anonymous No.18028010]

>>18022817
It is not real, one of the biggest producer of palm oil got caught stockpiling their palm oil, that's before the palm oil "shortage", oh yeah and of course they swept in under the rug.

[Anonymous No.18028038]

>>18027962
>we had a bad year, god is angry with us!
why do climate cultists act exactly like ancient sun worshipers

[Anonymous No.18028056]

>>18028038
It's literally just a modern day death cult

[Anonymous No.18028074]

>>18027962
>is that a warm day in winter or a cool day in summer?
>AAAAAAH THE WORLD IS ENDING DADDY GOVERNMENT TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS AND RAISE TAXES

[Anonymous No.18028076]

>>18024326
lol, mods on this board are such fucking snowflake losers, can't even read a full thread because someone offended some jew supremacist pedo fag mod

[Anonymous No.18028120]

>>18028038
>>18028074
How to say you don't understand climatology or chemistry in one easy post

[Anonymous No.18028223]

>>18028120
>make prediction
>it fails
>stay the course and pretend you were right all along
>le science