/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18017534]

>Yo G, welcome to white castle watyu want?

[Anonymous No.18017553]

>>18017534
Can I get some of those shitty little cafeteria cheesburgers that people won't shut up about

[Anonymous No.18017572]

>>18017534
Gimme fo' o'dem square burgahs

[Anonymous No.18017599]

>>18017534
ayo muhfuggen bixnood
nomsayin breh
gibsmedat tree fiddy (this unlocks the secret menu)

[Anonymous No.18017620]

>>18017534
Always steamed, never fried.

[Anonymous No.18017638]

>Ayeee fosho bro
>Yoo loook g, hook me up with 2 savory chicken sliders know what i mean?
>Yeee them mozarella sticks put dem in there too bro

[Anonymous No.18017644]

one crave pallet please, tyvm

[Anonymous No.18017655]

>>18017534
first of all, i am not a "G", now what is your soup of the day?

[Anonymous No.18017665]

>>18017655
I can't...

[Anonymous No.18018158]

Uhhh.. I'd like to order a butt?

[Anonymous No.18018185]

>>18017534
the good shit with some lemonade cuh

[Anonymous No.18018303]

Lemme git dem chee frahs n sum burgas nigga n ima need a grape soda yo gimme 2 dem cups cuh... Im feelin some type a way n finna git faded cuh

[Anonymous No.18018364]

>>18017534
I'll take a nigger eight-fuck I mean a number eight. number eight please. fuck.

[Anonymous No.18018382]

>>18017534
Crave case all cheese

[Anonymous No.18019146]

How come y'all ain't got the clam strips no more?

[Anonymous No.18019227]

>>18017655
Enjoy spit soup

[Anonymous No.18019556]

>>18017534
>A crave case of cheese sliders to go with this 30 pack of MGD.
God I miss the Midwest sometimes.

[Anonymous No.18019569]

>>18017534
A larger menu so I can see what the hell I'm ordering.

[Anonymous No.18019576]

>>18017534

[Anonymous No.18019578]

>>18017599
>gibsmedat tree fiddy (this unlocks the secret menu)
Lol. This is actually a part of fast food culture that I enjoy, it's like a freemasonic hand shake ritual but for borger.

[Anonymous No.18019587]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.18019663]

umma umma ugga ooh
de deh de deh
uuuuaaaauuuuu
mim mim mim mim mim
MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM
MUM MUMMA MUMMA MUMMA
YT CASSEL

[Anonymous No.18019678]

>>18017534
>go to Vegas
>try new castle for first time before drinking before drinking binge
>stay in hotel room with food poisoning

[Anonymous No.18019715]

>>18017534
Animal semen.

[Anonymous No.18019973]

>>18019556
The only good miller beer

[Anonymous No.18021092]

[Anonymous No.18021097]

>>18021092
Never forget what they took from you

[Anonymous No.18021176]

>>18017534
give me the 30 slider pack and a side of mozzarella sticks

[Anonymous No.18021183]

>>18021092
christ above thats a staggeringly good deal

[Anonymous No.18021608]

>>18017599
>nomsayin breh
Archivists/compressionists should study black speech patterns and utilise what they learn to improve rar, zip and other compression types.
They've somehow taken the phrase "do you know what I mean?" which is a total of 6 syllables, and compressed to "nahmeen," which is a mere 2. That's a 66%+ compression rate. Imagine the possibilities!

[Anonymous No.18021618]

>>18021608
it's been done before:
how do you do?
howdy do
howdy

Now the next wave is upon us.

[Anonymous No.18021635]

>>18017534
I wish there was a white castle here, I wanna order a crazy number of little boigahs.

[Anonymous No.18021649]

>>18021618
That's a mere 50%. That ain't shit. 66%+ is the new goal. Get on it.

[Anonymous No.18021916]

>>18017534
The usual:
Six burgers, three cheddar and three pepper jack
Sack of fries
Small chocolate milkshake

[Anonymous No.18021950]

>>18017655
i say this

[Anonymous No.18021959]

>>18017534
White Castle as a restaurant fucking sucks, the burgers you get there are the exact same quality as the ones they sell in the freezer section like pic rel

[Anonymous No.18021963]

>>18021608
>>18021618
>Greetings, the son of my mother's sister.
>ayo cuh
Holy shit you're right!

[Anonymous No.18021966]

>>18021959
If anything, that shows how great they are at manufacturing frozen food.

[Anonymous No.18022016]

>>18021959
>Patty now 100% meat !
Kek

[Anonymous No.18022035]

>>18017534
Ye lemme gut uhh… number 9 a number 9 large…

[Anonymous No.18022049]

>>18017655
Wait, white castle has soup of the day?
I'm not american but it's on my list of places to visit when I go there for work next year. I dunno why but the idea of eating like 6 tiny burgers does appeal, but I thought that's all they did

[Anonymous No.18022180]

5 cheeseburgers
Large fry
Medium chocolate shake
I’m 135lbs

[Anonymous No.18022193]

>>18022049
He was joking, as if White Castle were a sit-down restaurant instead of a fast food drive thru.

[Anonymous No.18022330]

>>18021092
What year was this, because that's a really good deal

I'm assuming they're like half pint bottles but that's about perfect for one of those "I will regret this tomorrow" binges. Then again I don't usually get much of a hangover from beer anyway

[Anonymous No.18022340]

>>18021092
I would shit until I became shit

[Anonymous No.18022416]

>>18021092
RIP toilet.

[Anonymous No.18022539]

>>18017534
I dunno about other White Castles.
But the White Castle I go to always has the most polite workers there. Second only to Chick Fil A

[Anonymous No.18022614]

>>18022049
What part of America are you planning to visit? If you are on the West Coast or Southwest you’ll only be able to get White Castle burgers frozen from walmart.

[Anonymous No.18022681]

>>18022330
>I'm assuming they're like half pint bottles
they are 12oz cans

[Anonymous No.18022802]

>>18019678
i have never had white castle without having stomach cramps and a disgusting mud shit the next day
i work at sewer plants so im pretty resistant to ecoli
something in the food acts as a laxative in my stomach

[Anonymous No.18022828]

>>18017534
I didn't even know white castle had restaurants.

Seeing these locations, I can say I never will

[Anonymous No.18022835]

>>18019678
>>18022802
It's the steamed onions, which are high in fructans: a type of indigestible carbohydrate that ferments in your intestines. Since White Castle sliders are cooked with reconstituted dried onions, you're actually eating a lot more of them than you think. You can easily eat the equivalent of two whole onions in one meal.

[Anonymous No.18022855]

>>18017534
Bong here
What the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.18022918]

>>18022855
Miniature hamburgers, steam-cooked on a bed of onions.

[Anonymous No.18022931]

>>18022918
Sounds healthier than fried stuff at least

>miniature
But why

[Anonymous No.18022938]

>>18022931
Steam-cooking over onions isn't really efficient but it tastes good. They use 2 inch square patties with a few holes punched in them for extra surface area so they cook faster.

[Anonymous No.18022956]

>>18022938
That's smart as hell, they'd do well outside of clubs here

[Anonymous No.18023051]

>>18017534
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to take a pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbours, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture.Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real Estate values are fueled by the influx of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nurturing of these communities, an example of all they have achieved by their enthusiasm for self-improvement through hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.

[Anonymous No.18023139]

>>18023051
That's fucking tl;dr and all, but these are the people we have to thank for White Castle.

[Anonymous No.18023146]

>>18023139
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

[Anonymous No.18023327]

I'll get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... milk on the rocks

[Anonymous No.18023762]

>>18021092
Call the fellas.. we got work to do

[Anonymous No.18023902]

>>18017655
It's the soup du jour.

[Anonymous No.18023913]

>>18017534
>>Yo G
I have never been to a white castle wherever over heard anything other than bare level courtesy.
Fucking monosyllabic retards who can only achieve double syllables when they say the words "castle" and "order".

[Anonymous No.18024822]

>>18017534
>no 1921 slider

[Anonymous No.18024879]

>>18021608
>>18021963
>Good evening madam, I am going to forcefully relinquish you of your belongings, violently sodomize you, and then mutilate your tender flesh and dump you in the nearest alley
>bix nood
Holy shit you guys are right!

[Anonymous No.18025252]

>>18023902
It's "soupe du jour" with an E, connard.

[Anonymous No.18025276]

>>18022835
Imagine the smell of Harold and Kumar’s bathroom

[Anonymous No.18025428]

ay lemme get a buttload of burgers, the OCKY way

[Anonymous No.18025580]

>>18025428
SHORE SHORE

[Anonymous No.18025586]

>>18017534
give me the shit that Harold and Kumar had

[Anonymous No.18025597]

>>18025252
sopa do dio
uma delicia

[Anonymous No.18025704]

>>18025252
Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.

[Anonymous No.18025791]

>>18017534
Hey man, how are you doing?
Good. Let me get 9 chicken rings and two cheeseburgers. Gimme pickles on that and some mustard packets.
And a cup of water