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Anonymous Tue Jun 21 03:21:15 2022 No.18009686 [Reply] [Original]

What the FUCK Captain? How do you keep letting this shit happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 03:33:22 2022 No.18009721 Probably drunk again. Like Churchill said, "the navy runs on rum, sodomy, and the lash".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 03:34:15 2022 No.18009725 He has dementia

Anonymous Tue Jun 21 03:44:34 2022 No.18009761

Actually, I think it's just a marketing ploy intended to be light-hearted and appeal to children, and not indicative of any ineptitude at the Cap'n Crunch factory. Which is good, because you don't want flippant ineptitude at your commercial food manufacturing facility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 03:51:49 2022 No.18009786 >>18009686 It's the fucking trix rabbit fucking shit up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 04:08:15 2022 No.18009848 Whoops! Did it again dumbass? Do you have any idea what the shareholders are going to do if you keep this up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 05:00:22 2022 No.18010002 >>18009686 OOPS! I GUESS IT'S ALL FUCKING BERRIES AGAIN! WHOOPS! slips on a banana peel DURRRRR, WHOOPS! Fucking imbecile

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 05:02:04 2022 No.18010008 >>18009761 What if the factory is just playing it off as playful antics to disguise actual ineptitude?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 05:28:01 2022 No.18010077 >>18010008 >>18010008 Well, this is concerning and not something I had considered prior to you mentioning it. Those who wear tiny hats may well have employed such a strategy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 08:38:01 2022 No.18010417 File: 116 KB, 1024x755, whoopsy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18009686

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 17:06:52 2022 No.18012075 Does he even have a crew, or is it the captain getting all liquored up and just going for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 17:37:55 2022 No.18012218 File: 4 KB, 113x68, unbelievable.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOPS? Am I seriously supposed to believe this was an accident?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:08:52 2022 No.18012804 >>18010417 I refuse to eat anything made by the so-called Keebler (((elves)))

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:11:14 2022 No.18012816 >>18012804 those bots really did a number on /pol/, huh? How long until you go back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:16:35 2022 No.18012850 >>18012816 Until the filthy knife-ears recognize our dwarvish superiority. AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 00:49:31 2022 No.18014148 >>18009761 Why the hell would they market fucking up their product? That makes zero sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 00:56:49 2022 No.18014185 >>18012850 Dwarves are actually the allegory for Jews. I'm pretty sure Tolkein said so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 01:04:35 2022 No.18014222 >>18009686 >captain Cap'n, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 01:06:28 2022 No.18014237 >>18010417 >Fully fudged Just like my boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 01:07:12 2022 No.18014242 >>18010077 Why is it always the jews?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 01:09:28 2022 No.18014254 It's a lot better than that one he released full of tarantula eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 01:10:18 2022 No.18014260 File: 12 KB, 500x281, 328C97FC-9D6C-49D1-91F4-BE0487CAEFC6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18009686 Dammit Clumso! How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 02:51:23 2022 No.18014639 File: 403 KB, 601x800, 1636890604409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My favourite!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 02:59:39 2022 No.18014667 >>18012804 OY FAE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 03:12:40 2022 No.18014719 OOPS All Razor Blades!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 05:03:12 2022 No.18015118 >>18009686 You ever notice how many of these berry fuckups the crunch factory has had ever since they started increasing their workplace diversity? Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 06:09:23 2022 No.18015278 OOPS all chlorine!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 06:26:10 2022 No.18015307 >>18009686 This is a Nick Mullen bit from like 4+ years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 10:21:30 2022 No.18015756 >>18014148 People love a bit of tomfoolery in their lives. You think kids are enamored by a bunch of bees jizzing on their cheerios in an orderly fashion? No, cap'n crunch delivers on that front

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 10:23:59 2022 No.18015760 >>18009686 sea syphallis from banging dock side whores rotted his brain

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 11:17:34 2022 No.18015850 >>18015760 So that's what they mean when they say "land ho."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 18:06:15 2022 No.18017033 >>18009686 When you're the fucking Cap'n you answer to nobody, son

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 18:25:41 2022 No.18017103 >>18009721 Sounds like fun. Churchill was just butthurt after losing to the Turks and needed to deflect blame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 18:34:11 2022 No.18017137 >>18014667 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 18:52:47 2022 No.18017190 >>18015307 He claimed the rights on all talk about OOPS! All BERRIES serial?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 19:08:40 2022 No.18017238 >>18017190 Hell yeah dude. Also I'm gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 19:13:32 2022 No.18017258 File: 82 KB, 606x960, qa1yVzV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18009686

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 19:37:22 2022 No.18017363 >>18015307 "The fruit lurlups factory"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 19:50:11 2022 No.18017401 I honestly don't understand the joke of oops all berries what cereal do they make that has berries in it because I thought captain crunch was just the peanut butter balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 20:37:52 2022 No.18017570 check the 3 stripes on his sleeve, hes been demoted to commander and these fuck ups are why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 21:02:08 2022 No.18017669 >>18017401 That's Peanut Butter Crunch. Which dimension are you living in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 21:06:28 2022 No.18017691 >>18017669 peanuts are a berry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 21:48:29 2022 No.18017894 >>18014639 that's pretty good for a formula meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 21:49:30 2022 No.18017901 >>18017691 They're a FUCKING LEGUME

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 04:05:09 2022 No.18019371 >>18014260 mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory

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