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18006089 No.18006089 [Reply] [Original]

Who would win between a calzone and a stromboli?

>> No.18006095

>>18006089
if it was me between them? i would win

>> No.18006098

They’re literally the same thing.

>> No.18006101

>>18006098
So a transwoman is a woman?

>> No.18006116

>>18006101
like the calzone and stromboli, they would both taste human, but they are also two distinctly different things

ironically the woman will always be a woman, even if she sews a leg flesh dong onto her belly and takes testosterone, the transwoman however can never be a woman in any way, physically or mentally

>> No.18006122

>>18006116
What about their budding trans breasts?
Look inknownim clutching but I really need to justify fucking a tranny

>> No.18006127

>>18006122
aids, monkey pox, bacterial infectious discharge, you're fucking a man with a severe mental illness, probably a child molester or groomer at the very least

how can you be so desperate, sexual gratification is temporary and unimportant, let go of modernity and it's inideous nature

>> No.18006210

>>18006089
calzone is just a pizza folded in half
a stromboli is just a pizza rolled up

>> No.18006285

>>18006101
I too immediately jump to trannies when thinking about Italian pizza pockets
>Hey you wanna get a calzone?
>WAIT TRANNIES COULD BE THERE

>> No.18006334
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18006334

Stromboli wins

>> No.18006347

>>18006098
you will never be filled with tomato sauce
you're are a mockery of italian perfection

>> No.18006350

>>18006334
That’s a ‘zone with speed holes

>> No.18006354

>>18006089
stromboli on god

>> No.18006485
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18006485

>>18006089
>Who would win between a calzone and a stromboli?
a panzarotti

>> No.18006510

A green chilie roast pork burrito would enter the ring and kick both of their brown italian asses

>> No.18006752

>>18006334
I remember you 'boli anon, that had a great cross section

>> No.18006770

>>18006089
My stomach

>> No.18006778

>>18006089
georgian cheese bread, or turkish pida

>> No.18006783
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18006783

>>18006089
ENTER

>> No.18006820

>>18006285
kek
pizza kebab is the transexual of pizzas btw

>> No.18006831

>>18006485
Ding ding ding. The calzone and stromboli were outmoded by the superior Tarantini Panzarotti.

>> No.18006885
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18006885

>>18006752
Yes it did, thanks.
I gotta make another one soon.

>> No.18006914

Stromboli is named after a volcano, so it beats out the calzone

>> No.18007174

>>18006089
Calzone. Minmax>even stat distribution

>> No.18007181

>>18006885
>cheese not melted
hey gordon

>> No.18007274

>>18006089
Are Hot Pockets calzones?

>> No.18007279

>>18006485
That's a croissant.

>> No.18007567

How do you say these? For me it’s
Cal-Joe-Nay and Sta-rum-bow-lay

>> No.18008521

>>18007279
it's a deep fried calzone

>> No.18008526

>>18007567
Well a Z is pronounced with a Z and not a J.

>> No.18008546

>>18008526
Z is occasionally pronounced as the digraph "dz" which resembles some pronunciations of the letter J as well as the soft G. Not saying that guy isn't stupid, just pointing out a linguistic quirk.

>> No.18008552

>>18008546
>the digraph "dz"
Specifically, this is known as the "voiced post-alveolar affricate".

>> No.18008557

>>18008546
Oh so sometimes certain people can occasionally say it that way but not all the time shut the fuck up.

>> No.18008566

>>18008557
I'm not even talking. You can't "shut up" when you're typing. What, did you think I was dictating my posts?
Fuck's sake, I was agreeing with you. Sheesh.

>> No.18008600

>>18008526
So like cal-zhow-nay? The Italians in my city’s Little Italy all day cal-joe-nay and I have copied their pronunciation for decades. Even the little old wops playing pinochle outside the salumerias say cal-joe-nay. I think they would know how to say it.