/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17984263]

Alright i'm off to the chippy, what are you lot havin'?

[Anonymous No.17984267]

>>17984263
fish

[Anonymous No.17984274]

>>17984263
People posting weird larp threads like this deserve permabans

[Anonymous No.17984285]

>>17984263

Oysters please

[Anonymous No.17984291]

fries

[Anonymous No.17984303]

>>17984263
pie & chips for me m8

[Anonymous No.17984309]

>>17984263
Six calamari rings, three crab claws, and a burger with the lot. And a honeycomb maxibon.

[Anonymous No.17984311]

cheeseburger and onion rings

[Anonymous No.17984593]

>>17984267
and some chips for me

[Anonymous No.17985121]

I'll have a deep fried moro bar and 3 scoops of chips

[Anonymous No.17985188]

>>17985121
You 'avin a laugh ma'e? scoops? we only deal wi'h pebbles an' stones over 'ere. Nah i’ll do you a quar'er stones waw'h ov chips an' 'en pebbles waw'h ov fish faw 'en bob an' 'hree 'uppence, can’' bea' 'ha' ma'e!

[Anonymous No.17985192]

>>17985188
Wots all the bova u fukin foriner twat al fukin ave u, can't be makin fun if meh chip butties u fackin nonce speshully this close teh fukin joobeelee fukin fink ov quhween u fakin prik sick ov u forin cunts cumin here teh laff at are shite don't loik et don't fookin come inglund n go back to Pakistan u fukin prick

[Anonymous No.17985207]

>>17984263
for me its the wigan kebab

[Anonymous No.17985210]

>>17984263
A toasted sandwich

[Anonymous No.17985213]

>>17984309
Whatever that shit is

[Anonymous No.17985222]

fish, two potato cakes, and a pickled onion

[Anonymous No.17985229]

>>17984274
NO FUN ALLOWED

[Anonymous No.17985239]

>>17985188
OI YEW FUCKEN CUNT OI CAME HERE TA SEE WHERE ME FUCKEN ANCESTA LIVED BEFORE YEW FUCKEN GALAHS HAD HIM PICK UP STICKS AND GO FUCKEN WALKABOUT COZ YEW POOFS WENT FUCKEN SKITZ CAUSE HE STOLE SUM BREAD AND SHIT AND FIRST YEW CUNTS TOLD ME I NEEDE A FUCKEN LOICENSE FOR ME EGGS FOR ME BREKKY AND OUI WAS LIKE NAH CUNT NO WOKKAS SHELL BE ROIGHT MATE BUT I WANNA GO TO THE FUCKEN SERVO THIS ARVO AND YOU POOFS ARNT EVEN SELLIN FOURECKS AND ME WINNIE BLUES AND NOW YER TRYIN A SELL ME SUM FUCKEN ROCKS AND SHIT
OI WANNA FUCKEN BATTERED SAV YEW POMMY CUNT AND ILL FUCKEN SNAP YA YA FUCKEN DOG ILL FUCKEN SNAP YA

[Anonymous No.17985404]

>>17985239
>caps lock
I would've read it, but fuck you and your max capital letters.
You cunt

[Anonymous No.17985456]

>>17984263
premature death from lifestyle-related health issues with a side of quiet desperation for me m8. innit guv

[Anonymous No.17985492]

>>17985404
This. Nobody's reading that block of caps. I'm not even going to give him a (You).

[Anonymous No.17985521]

>>17984263
Vaxtard SADS with chips.

[Anonymous No.17985524]

UNO fishy und chippy with malt vinegar
simple as

[Anonymous No.17985528]

>>17984263
alright mate, look, i know this is the uk an' all but hear me out
if i eat a carb i will lit-rally fucking die
get me 3 pounds of baked cod
that's it, need me macros
if i see a single speck of breading on there i'll fockin glass ya

[Anonymous No.17985565]

>>17984263
Right mate, can I just grab a battered flake, what's minimum chips, $3? Righto, 3 bucks worth of chips, a small gravy and can I also get a couple of potato cakes and 2 dimmys, thanks.
Ahh, yeah chicken salt on the chips, thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.17985578]

>>17984263
chicken borgar and curry sawse in a pot please

[Anonymous No.17985584]

>>17984263
fish & chips and a beer

[Anonymous No.17985588]

>>17984309
>And a honeycomb maxibon.
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.17985600]

>>17985528
>being a Brit and refusing taters
suspicion intensifying

[Anonymous No.17985632]

>>17985565
Reddit English

[Anonymous No.17985883]

>>17985565
Dim Sims don't belong with fish & chips & blue grenadier is better than flake Melbourne scum. It's potato scallop too for the record

[Anonymous No.17985956]

>>17984263

fried whiting filet with vinegar and tartar sauce, keep the chips dry.

[Anonymous No.17985960]

>>17984263
>best fish tea in town

[Anonymous No.17986011]

get me a pitcher of liquor and some jellied eels cheers luv

[Anonymous No.17986058]

>>17984263
mince meat pie and chips for me.

[Anonymous No.17986065]

>>17984263
A taxi to the airport.

[Anonymous No.17986086]

peas please

[Anonymous No.17986094]

>>17984263
one onion salad roll-chips and 2 fish and 1 sausage. because im a very hungry

[Anonymous No.17986117]

There are many people in this thread trying to do the bri'ish accent meme but don't seem to have ever actually spoken to anyone bri'ish
>>17984263
Just a chip barm please, I'm hungover

[Anonymous No.17986120]

>>17984267
>fish
ceekay af senpai

[Anonymous No.17986639]

Is it a Chinese chippy?

[Anonymous No.17986867]

>>17984263
Jumbo battered sausage
Saveloy
Small chips

[Anonymous No.17986891]

>>17984263
clappit manch for me cheers lad