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Discuss.

>> No.17982484

can stephen king not afford grubhub?

>> No.17982488

>>17982481
I guess a pan would do a better job?

>> No.17982494

>>17982481
This fag is just trying to be cool and relatable to the wagies. It's so cringe. No reason not to cook the fish properly

>> No.17982496

>>17982481
You should add the lemon after. It maintains more of the flavor and nutrition.

>> No.17982497

>>17982494
How about because it's way easier

>> No.17982499

I like his books but man is nuts. His work and his Twitter feed are Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde tier

>> No.17982507

>>17982481
stephen king lives on fucking casey key half the year
there's top tier restaraunts 5 minutes from his house in st armands and downtown.
>be snowbird
>buy house right on the gulf surrounded by water
>still microwave store bought fish from publix
i hate snowbirds so much it's unreal

>> No.17982514

>>17982481
It takes 10 minutes to cook salmon properly in a pan
Why bother with the microwave if it's still going to take 3 minutes

>> No.17982520

>>17982497
>He doesn't know.

>> No.17982524

>>17982497
way easier than throwing it in a pan with a bit of oil?
hardly takes any effort, at worst you'll have to clean up the pan
in return you get a fillet with a nice sear, which adds to the flavour and texture

>> No.17982526

>>17982481
Truly he is a master of horror.

>> No.17982569

>>17982526
kek

>> No.17982581

I really wish this stupid cunt would just stick to writing horror fiction and stop trying to be an expert on politics, economics, the constitution, and whatever else he decided to Google on any given day.

>> No.17982582

>>17982526
Lmao

>> No.17982583

>>17982481
>Maybe add a salad.
Imagine microwaving a salad for 3 minutes.

>> No.17982669
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>>17982526

>> No.17982678
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>>17982526

>> No.17982682

>>17982581
>I really wish this stupid cunt would just stick to writing horror fiction
Please make him stop doing that as well, he's been terrible for nearly 20 years now.

>> No.17982704

unironically, has anyone ever tried this? is it really that much worse than pan fried?

>> No.17982710

The heat of the salad cooks the fish.

>> No.17982713

>>17982481
that's more horrific than anything he has ever written

>> No.17982718

>>17982704
it'll dry it out to fuck

>> No.17982724

>>17982524
Yeah way easier than that.

>> No.17982732

>>17982494
No, rich americans really are this lazy and tasteless. You can imagine how bad it is when a rich elderly man acts like trailer trash did in the '90s.

>> No.17982788

>>17982704
just cook it in the oven for low effort tasty food

>> No.17983005

>>17982494
>doubting the tastlessness of boomers

>> No.17983006

>>17982704
do the same thing but in the oven and use tin foil or baking/parchment paper and it won't be disgusting

>> No.17983052

>>17982481
weird guy

>> No.17983060

>>17982581
>trying to be an expert on politics, economics, the constitution, and whatever else he decided to Google on any given day.
as a worldly influencer, that's also a part of his job.

>> No.17983063

how bout I turn the oven on while I prep the fish, wrap it in foil or just place on parchment paper and pop it in the oven?

Will come out much better won't need to be in a 450 degree oven much longer than 3 min...

>> No.17983065

>>17982481
If I was going to waste whatever extortionate amounts of money they're now asking on nice salmon I sure as shit wouldn't ruin it with the microwave

>> No.17983091

>>17982481
cooking as good as his books

>> No.17983122

>>17982494
its perfectly steamed fish
whats not properly cooked?

>> No.17983126

>>17982488
That and not stink out the microwave too
The pan isn’t exactly lazy either

>> No.17983133

>>17982481
>Nuke it in the microwave
I mean he is a horror writer and everything, but even for him this is going too far.

>> No.17983134

>>17982481
Hes a fucking autistic that hasn't stopped writing.
>>17982484
He probably doesn't even know that smart phones are a thing.

>> No.17983181

>>17982507
Sota bro sup, let's go firebomb I mean go visit his house.

I actually heard multiple people claim that he claps in theatres during scenes he likes. I can't make myself believe something so ridiculous, though.

>> No.17983190

dementia

>> No.17983202

>>17983181
What sort of American is he? He's like a special breed of liberal boomer. He can be based sometimes, but he's such an enigma.

>> No.17983235
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>>17982481
someone tell this motherfucker about dishwasher salmon. It'll blow his mind

>> No.17983241

>>17983202
I've never liked anything I read, man. Except the Cincinnati Kid, which wasn't anything like his other books. Just a straight mystery.

The large space between his lip and nose betray his not so distant simian ancestry. I've seen him around before and he's really a weird looking cat.

>> No.17983244

>>17982481
That tweet is his best writing.

>> No.17983247

>>17983235
Ever see Vincent Price do that on Carson? We got cheated out of a Vincent Price cooking show. He could've teamed up with Julia Child. What a joy that would've been..

>> No.17983282

>>17982481
Dude is in his 70s and worth half a billion dollars. Why the fuck doesn't he have a personal chef. Boomers are fucking retarded

>> No.17983300

>>17983202
Full blown classic boomer retard. The kind of guy that romanticizes JFK because he had a big media feels about it as a kid.

>> No.17983337

>>17983282
Some people like to cook, zoom zoom

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>>17983247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxOdDsWwS8
"I've been married so many times I can bone anything"
kek

>> No.17983391

>>17983348
That looks like 2Fort. I know this is fake but I have to try it now, but I really don’t want to be on 2Fort

>> No.17983447

>>17983348
I saw an episode where he was on Hollywood Squares, and they asked him "How many words does it take to say I love you in Hawaiian?"

He replied "None. You can say it with a pineapple and a $20."

>> No.17983450

>>17982484
He's in Bangor Maine. Not really a cultural hub. Its mostly a place where all the sex offenders gather because they have to check in with an officer ever so often.

>> No.17983453

>>17982724
why do you browse this board you fat fuck

>> No.17983455

>>17983181
If your going to Maine to firebomb people stop by Buxton and give tuckers "house" a visit

>> No.17983457

when i make salmon i just salt and pepper it and cook in olive oil for like 2.5-3 mins each side and then squeeze fresh lemon juice on it

why the FUCK would you microwave fish

>> No.17983460

>>17982481
my girlfriend's dad used to be a waiter in vegas and he said stephen king doesn't tip lol

>> No.17983463

>>17982514
>10 minutes in a pan
?????

>> No.17983552
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>>17982481
>eating paper towel microparticles

>> No.17983562

>>17982481
His recipes are worse than his politics. I can't believe I used to read his books.

>> No.17983681

>>17983122
Exactly right, fish is one of the few meat items that a microwave is actually good at doing perfectly if you want that kind of steam cooked preparation...poaching doesnt sear the fish either but its recommended for delicate fish.
Retards itt who have never cooked fish in a microwave (or probably at all) all clamoring to appear hip and cool by concern trolling over "ruined" fish and jumping on the 'microwaves suck amirite bro?' bandwagon....crying about "dry" fish as they suggest methods far more likely to dry fish out and insisting that there's only one "right" way to cook something that has more delicious ways of making it than most meats.

>> No.17983730

>>17983681
>microwaving fish
imagine the smell

>> No.17983738

>>17983348
love that picture, it really does give incredible engineer vibes

>> No.17983762

>>17982481
Did he go back to being an alcoholic? Maybe he'll write something interesting again

>> No.17983766

>>17983337
>using the microwave
>cooking
I'm not a zoomer but you're as boomer as they come.

>> No.17983775

>>17983730
Right, because cooking fish doesn't have any residual smell *except* a couple of minutes in a microwave.

>> No.17983776

>>17983455
He owns a home in my area of Florida and spends a lot of the year down here.

>> No.17983835

>>17983453
I accept your concession.

>> No.17983843

>>17983681
shut up you phony cunt

>> No.17983881

>>17983835
You conceded your weight you fat fuck

>> No.17984304

>>17982704
I’ve done it in a microwave in the packet in a uni staff room and in my old flat in the dishwasher. Both tasted good with lemon, salt and pepper.

>> No.17984326

I liked the part where the kids temporarily defeat Pennywise, then they all gangbang the girl to make sure they don't forget the events of that day

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>>17982481
>using a microwave

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>>17982526
Roflmao

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17984346

>>17984330
Fuck you Ramsey, stovetop popcorn sucks and I'm not buying a specialized device for it.

Jiffypop isn't that good, but it gets a pass for being an edible toy. Grow up, don't grow old.

>> No.17984354

>>17982514
cleanup

>> No.17984359
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>>17984346
I just use a regular pot, some olive/avocado oil, and popcorn kernels like pic related, then add salt and a little pepper when done

>> No.17984407

>>17983776
He's a boomer from maine. They all also.own something in Florida.

>> No.17984411

>>17982496
cooked lemon turns sweet and is for desserts

>> No.17984421

>>17982583
Fokken kek, got me.

>> No.17984429

>>17982481
Hello my fellow wagies

>> No.17984839

>>17984359
This except clarified butter.

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17984850

Weirdo

>> No.17984859

You might as well keep the salmon raw and just make ceviche instead of wasting a good cut of salmon.

>> No.17984952

The heat from the underage gangbang cooks the giant spider.

>> No.17985130

I mean... I don't even like fish, but if you're going to put some olive oil on it... maybe put it in the frying pan?

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Target sells frozen salmon fillets that're actually fatty. I throw them straight into the oven at 425 for 20 minutes, maybe a little longer for big pieces, and the skin comes out crispy.

>> No.17985415

>>17982481
>white man is ignorant of seasoning

>> No.17986256

>>17985415
>black man only eats fruit that has conveniently fallen close to where he's wandering
>white man invents seasoning
black man: I did this

>> No.17986263

>>17982481
I do not talk to sentient male genitalia

>> No.17986680

>>17982481
I bet he kills people for fun

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>> No.17987543

>>17983552
Debunked

>> No.17987545

My mum microwaves the fish this way. It's fine. But the skin is sloppy.
If you like a crisp skin (the best part imo) then panfrying is better.

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>>17987534
this one got me

>> No.17988341

>>17982526
I loved that series as a kid desu

>> No.17988459

>>17982481
>microwave

dropped

>> No.17988463

>>17982526
KEK

>> No.17988478

>>17987534
>>17988235
>humanity develops a completely new intelligence
>this budding newborn awaits our teachings, the knowledge created from four billion years of evolution
>we teach it to be the greatest shitposter in the universe

>> No.17988550

>>17982732
What do you expect? America is the land of the Nouveau Riche. ¾ of all 1%ers here are first-generation wealthy. Not like europe where everyone rich comes from some old aristocratic family and inherits all kinds of absurd titles and peerages and the like.

>> No.17988558

>>17983060
Shut up and scribble

>> No.17988563

>>17982526
Top jej

>> No.17988580

>>17982481
fuck that shit salmon is expensive, I only buy those 10 lb bags of tyson chicken quarters for $5, the cheapest cut of pork on sale, and occasionally ground beef if it's marked down

>> No.17988996

>>17987534
uncanny

>> No.17988999

>>17988235
>a fish cooks stephen king in a microwave

>> No.17989002

>>17987545
for some reason there is a persistent stigma against using radar to cook food, even though it generally works well.

>> No.17989017

Just tried it and it turned out really well.

>> No.17989084

Just tried it and it made really cool crystals

>> No.17989197

>>17988478
>>17988999
What have we created, dear god

>> No.17989203

>>17989084
>>17989017
>>17982481
This makes nerve gas.