/hfg/ Heat Freaks General

[Anonymous No.17972482]

What's your current fix, heat freaks? Feeling pic related bad right now.
Had a jonesing to get flushed and heated earlier today. Opened it up and put away 1/3 of the bottle already. Feeling good and burned rn

[Anonymous No.17972495]

Are you being cringe on purpose? Cunt.

[Anonymous No.17972498]

>>17972482
I don't know if i'm a 'heat freak' but i really like this sauce.

[Anonymous No.17972501]

>>17972482
/hfg/ Huge Fags General

[Anonymous No.17972505]

>>17972498
Good little starter imo. It's only 3,000 SHU so I need larger quantities of this and others to get my heat freak on. But it makes up in flavor. Good choice anon
>>17972495
>>17972501
Positive vibes only ITT

[Anonymous No.17972616]

>>17972505
Hot sauce is an inherently negative vibe pursuit

[Anonymous No.17972625]

>>17972616
Which is why it's all the more paramount we keep the vibes positive while freakin'

[Anonymous No.17972649]

>>17972482

[Anonymous No.17972662]

>>17972482
You are freaks, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.17972744]

>>17972616
is it the fact that you're upside down that makes you think in reverse?

[Anonymous No.17972750]

>>17972649
333,000 SHU? Damn, you are one seriously spicy heatseeker. Don't think I'd be able to handle more than a tiny bit of that. How is the flavor?
>>17972616
>>17972662
Come get your heat freak on with us bros, no need to harsh the vibes

[Anonymous No.17972858]

>>17972750
>Come get your heat freak on with us bros
No. Take your reddit tier obsession elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.17972869]

>>17972482
yucateco is the fucking best all-rounder. but if need the fire, i turn to this shit:

[Anonymous No.17972998]

Pretty miserable bait thread if I'm to be completely honest. Go on and post your soyjaks already, we all know it's the reason you started this thread

[Anonymous No.17973774]

>>17972482
The greatest hot sauce in heat and flavour.

[Anonymous No.17973814]

>>17972482
Bro this one is my favorite hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.17973993]

I love the haberno tobacco, probably my favorite

[Anonymous No.17974007]

>>17972649
Based fellow finnfag

[Anonymous No.17974281]

>>17972869
Never tried it but just read about it and sounds good. Might freak on this one soon
>>17973774
>>17973814
Yes, it is a classic.
>>17973993
Good heat but too sour for me

[Anonymous No.17975150]

>>17972482

[Anonymous No.17975173]

I've been using this shit lately. It's been a good condiment/sauce for most food needing some spice.
Would recommend for burgs and sausages come grill time.

[Anonymous No.17975490]

[Anonymous No.17975527]

I just slather my o ring directly with this

[Anonymous No.17975586]

>>17972482
to me that is about as hot as i can takes and still detect/enjoy flavor

[Anonymous No.17975834]

>>17974281
its really fucking good, check any import shops you've got around you.
you know of any other good carribean sauces specifically using scotch bonnets?

[Anonymous No.17976896]

>>17972482
>Had a jonesing to get flushed and heated earlier today
Local Anons Getting HOT and FLUSHED in Your Area TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.17976988]

>/hfg/ Heat Freaks General

[Anonymous No.17977008]

>>17975834
I will check it
>>17975173
Tried at a fellow hothead's house and it was good! Can't find it in stores though, do you have to order it online?
>>17976896
Once you get that good burn, you'll know. I got several people into the heat scene just by trying a few selections. It's only natural!

[Anonymous No.17977033]

Currently

[Anonymous No.17977941]

>>17975527
>bulldyke hot sauce

[Anonymous No.17977989]

*BRIINGGGG BRINGĢGGG*

[Anonymous No.17978038]

>>17972482
My god I enjoy hot sauce on most meals but this general's name is worse than reddit tier, how embarrassing

[Anonymous No.17978063]

>>17972482
I like cracking open and ripping on of these bad boys when I don't have my sauce with me. Hits clean and hard

[Anonymous No.17979113]

lol. the extent to which some kids are afraid of 'reddit'. why do you let them prove that you are a coping retard? again and again with the incapability to separate any basic topic with a desperate bundled image of some soyjack. you literally allow some completely irrelevant website to modulate your opinions in every capacity. reddit conducts your conduct simply by existing, rent free, in your head every moment of every day, and you are a slave to it. they won, you lost, and every day you lower 4chans credibility by proving that the basis of every opinion of yours is just a default contrarian stance to some 'rival website'. do try to think for yourselves.

[Anonymous No.17979147]

this is my main hotsauce right now. its more or less the perfect spice level for me while also being delicious. probably the best hot sauce ive had and ive had a lot of different sauces. superhot without extract, and simple garlic forward, goes great on most things. its been fucking up my stomach recently though ,so i think i have to get rid of the remaining 1/10th of the bottle i havnt finished. i used to be a pepper palace guy, but their hotter sauces are pretty lame actually, and a lot of them use extract which is a joke. constantly looking for new websites where i can find interesting things generally garlic or vinegar heavy, superhot and no fucking extract. tried daves ghost pepper one time which has extract and my god it is horrid.

[Anonymous No.17979188]

>>17979113
This user received reddit gold for this post

[Anonymous No.17979194]

>>17972482
>for me it's Screaming Butthole Solar Dildo Anus Ravager Bloodfart sauce

For real though why are all these sauce makers obsessed with assholes and shitting?

[Anonymous No.17979387]

>>17979188
being a normie is blind subservience to social norms, having no capacity to make your own decisions. its imposing an absolute platitude that popular = good for the sake of social convenience and the fear of being different.
what you are doing is no different. you impose absolute platitudes that anything you disagree with must be normie, and therefore reddit, and so you confine yourself to an extremely limited lens of interpretation so that you too can feel as though you are adhering to the popular culture of your environment, 4chan, the contrarian land. when you see something you dont like or deem to be normie, or rddit, you will see a phatom of a fat soyboy with a bad beard in glasses, howling, because you lack the capacity to think outside of your enviroment because of the fear of not fitting in. you make posts about the aformentioned wojack phantom that torments you in order to signal to others that you are normal, you are okay, everything is good. blind subservience to a contrarian lens of interpretation has similarly stripped you of your soul and ability to differentiate pieces of information. at most, you could consider yourself to be 'alt', another form of normie that entrenches themselves in 'counterculture' that in of its self is an extremely popular trope wheren people who want to be cool fade away from the first circle of basic hermeneutics only to fall onto the second, which is just barely below the first. youre like a nerdy kid who was bullied by the popular kids in school, who then went on to form a faction with the other nerds who then summarily act just as gatekeepy to a prospective entrant to their group. in other words, a hypocrite. being a hypocrite and desperate social follower as you are, you have in fact outed yourself as the true reditor among us. to which i say, go back to redit. and stay there.

[Anonymous No.17979392]

I went to eat a little pizza in one of my hair hands. It’s my favorite when you get to bring your own chilis for food and put them in a pizza. So I really went to the mest and I had Naga Morichia and Phrik Khi Nun chilies And a certain pair of Blairs 2 am sauce. Well then I ordered the hottest pizza and threw the chilies on the table and I said not all pizza! Right at the table next door, a couple of guys were covering you up, "accordion what a jerk, crazy about your own chiles!". I just disappeared into the fairies there and I took my Chilpää beanie off quite visibly so you certainly didn't see the text. The pizza maker threw me something like "hey, you crazy chile man again!" and I just threw a coolist not "basic set but ..." and went to the table.

Well, the pizza came and I clearly noticed that the other people present were already starting to burn eyes on that smell already. I laughed out loud when at the next table some big men coughed out jalapeno pizza (some Finnish accordion sliced jalapeno is just fooling around, not decent chili head stuff) ... They were the roof of my pizza that was quite red from chili. Clearly saw the respect in their eyes when they realized you were not a real chili head. I took my first slice of pizza and it burned divinely. Actually, I immediately had a taste, so I threw on Blairssii and said out loud, "You don't need more burns!" Those big dudes roofed me just like a lip swirl and they were clearly sheer when I threw it in Blairssii pizza. There was a Tabasco bottle on their table, to which I laughed out loud.

I pulled another piece of pizza in it and those guys were already hot in Muhu already (hot food, hot sex - the truth was sometimes in Cosmo that I accidentally read from my mother) ... . My head knocked on the table as I fainted from that burn and the fault thing I remember was when the lava garlic was pouring into my pound. After two days, I woke up from the hospital with my stomach and small intestine destroyed.

[Anonymous No.17979500]

I used to consider myself a 'heat freak' but after trying 357 mad dog (the 1 million scoville one) I realized I'm just a bitch ass nigga. I do like habanero and scotch bonnet peppers a lot though. My go to used to be Walkerswood scotch bonnet sauce. I'd pour it on literally everything. I can't find it anymore for some reason (I know you can order it but I'm too lazy) I have taken a huge liking to this stuff. It's sold in Indian markets. Tastes fucking amazing. Has a nice kick, smokiness and most importantly it's not too salty or vinegary.

[Anonymous No.17979565]

>>17979392
Was this AI generated

[Anonymous No.17979587]

What does this taste like and why is everyone on Reddit obsessed with it?

[Anonymous No.17979598]

>>17979587
It's basically straight sugar syrup with some paprika thrown in.

[Anonymous No.17979615]

I'm not paying more than $3 for hot sauce, so I'm just fine with tapatio and Tabasco. Even Cholulah is now out of my price range

[Anonymous No.17979627]

>>17979598
>It's basically straight sugar syrup

>https://crafthotsauce.com/products/habanero-hot-sauce
>Ingredients: Tomatoes (Tomatoes and Fire Roasted Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Citric Acid, Calcium Chloride), White Wine Vinegar, Carrots, Water, Yellow Onion, Habanero Chile Pepper (Habanero Chile Peppers, Water, Salt, Citric Acid), Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt Turmeric, Spices), Organic Cane Sugar, Salt, Modified Food Starch, Garlic, Sunflower Oil, Herbs and Spices.

You can dislike it if you want but why make shit up?

[Anonymous No.17979628]

>>17979587
i heatseeked this once. it is good. not very hot if you know what i mean ;)

tasty for sure. also great on my famous “hot” dog :p

[Anonymous No.17979634]

>>17979627
It literally tastes like sugar syrup with paprika for """heat"""
Stop getting anally devastated that I dislike your favorite condiment.

[Anonymous No.17979640]

>>17979634
I've only had Secret Aardvark once and I wasn't impressed, especially for the price. I'm just pointing out that either your tastebuds are fucked or you're lying.

[Anonymous No.17979690]

>>17972482
I’ve been messing with Gringo bandito super hot. This one always gives me the shits because it tastes so good but it’s spicy. Not as spicy as yucatero xxtra hot but still spicy. Fun fact, it’s made by lead singer of offspring.

[Anonymous No.17980008]

>>17979640
>typical american rectal raging that other people dislike his sugar sauce

[Anonymous No.17980045]

>>17980008
>wasn't impressed, especially for the price
What part of this is hard for you to understand? IDGAF about Secret Aadvark but the particular thing you said is stupid, especially doubling down on paprika when it's not even an ingredient.

[Anonymous No.17980084]

>>17980045
You're defending it awfully hard for someone that dislikes it.
It's sugary as fuck and has the heat of a bell pepper (aka paprika), go steal a brain and try to integrate it if it's not too complicated for you to operate one.

[Anonymous No.17980106]

>>17980084
>defending it
I called it unimpressive and disappointing for the price you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.17980108]

>>17980045
dont bother anon, there are autistic people here who only listen to what they believe the emotional context of your message is without paying attention to the actual words

[Anonymous No.17980180]

>>17972498
all you need really

[Anonymous No.17980197]

>>17980084
>(aka paprika)

[Anonymous No.17980358]

>>17972482

[Anonymous No.17980463]

>>17977008
>do you have to order it online?
try whole foods, they always have it

[Anonymous No.17980491]

>>17979587
'vark is just spicy ketchup
>>17972482
How do I become a heat freak?

[Anonymous No.17980506]

>>17977008
I ordered it online, but I live in bumfuck nowhere so I can't get anything but the super common grocery store sauces locally.

[Anonymous No.17981958]

>>17980084
Hey now that it's Tuesday I felt like I should come back and call you a retard once again you fucking retard.